Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted that Franco Zeferreli the renowed Oscar Nominated Film and theatre producer would be next to shuffle off this mortal coil aged 96.
On to DeadPool 131
The rules
1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.
3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.
My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):
Nobby Stiles
John Hume
George Alagiah
Kathleen Blanco
Trevor Peacock
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Congratulations, Freddie.
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Fernando Ricksen
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev
Good Shot, Freddie.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. Champagne at Freddie’s pond tonight!
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Pearl Carr
Jimmy Greaves
Mel Brooks
4
Sheila Mercier
Stan Bowles
Leonard Fenton
Bernard Cribbins
Chris Farlowe
Well done Freddie.
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So you reckon Chris Farlowe is “Out of Time?”
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Fingers crossed he is.
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Chris farlowe has definitely got a one of a kind voice , probably the blackest sounding white man i ever heard, a true blue eyed soul legend. Rolling stones version of out of time was pretty good too and farlowe did a cover of paint it black and a few other stone songs Mick Jagger was apparently influenced by him jagger and oldham helped produce one of his records
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Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on Freddie. Another one bites the dust.
Oh yeah.
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In there, Freddie…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
David De Keyser
Pete Murray
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Vera Lynn
Emerson Fittipaldi
Ken Clarke
Ming Campbell
Mario Andretti
1
And well done Freddie
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God, that Wanksock moves quicker than shit off a shovel!
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I typed that so fast I nearly forgot my manners and didn’t congratulate Freddie.
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Bugger trying to remember them again.
Olivia DeHavilland
Roy Hudd
Lord Bramhall
Dec Clusky (Batchelor Boy)
Nicholas Parsons
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Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Betty White
Ian St John
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Fucking foul play. Objection to Admin.
That photo orf the wop clearly indicates that Zeffererelli (can’t spell the cunt’s name) has been dead for at least five years. I accidentally dug up me old puss-cat several years ago and it looked fresher then him. Probably smelled better too. Good few maggots up it’s arse though.
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That’s a sign you’re getting old Sir Limply……..you can’t remember where you buried the bodies. I believe Fred West had a similar problem……….or was he just a thick cunt?
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Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
June Spencer.
Well played FF
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Shirley Williams
Lord David Owen
Michael Owen
Bill Oddie
Charlie Watts
1
Clint Eastwood
Barbara Windsor
Sean Connery
Neil Ruddock
Roy Chubby Brown
0
Michael Schumacher
Whispering Bob Harris
Glen Hoddle
Dennis Waterman
Rolf Harris
2
Michael Barratt (Nationwide)
Olivia Newton John
Morris Perry
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor
1
PS
Nice one, Freddie AKA The Grim Reaper.
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Ronnie Wood
Bill Wyman
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Sheryl Crow
2
Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave
2
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaaaah Lumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
1
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Honor Blackman
2
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer
0
Paul McCartney
Des O Connor
Madonna
Jo Brand
Dee Snider
0
Jerry Stiller
Bob Dole
Vera Lynn
Stirling Moss
Robert Magabe
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You can’t have VD Vera you are an hour and a 43 minutes late. Anyway she’s enjoys the affections of myself and BSC to much to want to be shared.
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Congrats Freddie…
Hal Holbrook
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde (go on, fuck off you old boot)
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Hosny Mubarak over stirling moss
Jackie Stewart over stirling Moss
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Sorry Jackie over mugabe
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Cliff Richard
Tony Blair
Englebert Humperdink
June Cotton
Michael Douglas
Good darts Freddie
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Yoko fucking Ono x5
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Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
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Harley Race
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Dory Funk Jr
Vince McMahon
Ric Flair
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