Dead Pool [131]

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted that Franco Zeferreli the renowed Oscar Nominated Film and theatre producer would be next to shuffle off this mortal coil aged 96.

On to DeadPool 131

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Nobby Stiles
John Hume
George Alagiah
Kathleen Blanco
Trevor Peacock

71 thoughts on “Dead Pool [131]”

  1. I’m going for the wishful thinking dead pool.
    Anna Soubry
    Dominic Grieve
    Olly Robbins
    Theresa May
    Owen Jones

  5. Hillary Clinton
    Nancy Pelosi
    June Brown
    Dick Van Dyke
    Ruth Bader Ginsburg

  6. I hope someone picks Vince Cable.
    I’d hate the twat to shuffle off without the British Standard Cunt Mark on him.
    Do iiiiit.

  8. William Shatner
    Billy Idol
    Keith Richards
    George RRRRR Martin
    Joni Mitchell

    • Was about to inform u that captain kirk is dead but quickly googled him and found i’m the misinformed cunt It was captain spock who died a few yrs ago live long and prosper cunters

  11. Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glitter
    Tim Currie
    The Iron Sheik

    • Jason looked buggered in the early 90s… Watching Del Boy age rapidly (and the horrendous cunt that was Raquel) all but destroyed Only Fools & Horses…

      • Saw him on the box a few weeks back, poor fucker looked half-dead and just generally lacking energy. He’s the sort of bloke who if poorly wouldn’t make a song and dance about it in public. I hope I’m wrong though.

  14. Salman Rushdie.
    Noel Edmonds.
    Jane Fonda.
    Raquel Welch.
    Michael Heseltine.

    Good shooting Freddie.

  15. Jacques Chirac
    Arthur Scargill
    Barbara Streisand
    Gordon Brown
    Tom Jones

    • Legend has it old Concorde Babs goes divvy if her name is said wrong…
      It’s apparently ‘Strei–SAND’ not ‘Streis-und’…
      Either way, she’s a cunt…

  16. Tina Turner
    Max von Sydow
    Michael Avenatti
    (former) Emperor Akihito
    Francis Ford Coppola

  17. Jermaine Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  18. Babs Windsor
    Beth Smith Aka Dog the Bounty Hunters Mrs
    Honour Blackman
    Des O Connor
    Cliff Richard

  19. Michael Caine
    Michael Barrymore (guessing suicide)
    Prince Philip
    Tina Turner
    Billy Idol

  20. Prince Philip
    Aide 1
    Aide 2
    Aide 3
    Aide 4
    Just like in Ancient Egyptian times.

  21. I will stick with my previous predictions maybe if I keep doing them one day I will win?

    1 Larry the cat – runover by Boris
    2 Jo Bland – hit by extinction level comet due to her immense gravitational pull
    3 Tony Blair – accidently left by his security detail in Bradford
    4 Nicola Sturgeon – catches a glimpse of herself naked in the mirror
    5 Elton – chokes on his wig in bed as hubby sleeps

    • Bastard cunt. Just crawled in to swop Prescott for one orf me other losers. Prescott was one orf me regulars for many a pool so feel totally justified to paint his mug shot orn me old motor – one orf me family as t’were. Strokes are dodgy things, not like heart attacks, just go a bit veggie like cunt Marr, the old chap don’t stand to attention no more, soil yer pants, eyes roll aroinde in the old bonce, dribble from the mouth, speech slurred with words oit orf place ect ect. Wonder how they could tell with Prescott?
      Point is the cunt could could go orn living but not exactly kicking for years. Right arsehole.

      • Sorry Sir Limpers.

        Tell you what, if Admin let me swap one of my Prescotts for Ed Davey, you’re welcome to pick him up. Can’t say fairer than that.

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