A nomination for Wolf Alice. No, I’d never heard of these cunts either until this morning, when they called for a boycott of the Eurovision contest. Can’t remember them calling for a boycott when it was held in Turkey and also in Russia some years ago. So, no prizes for guessing what motivates them.
Anyway, shove your sanctimonious virtue signalling up your collective backsides.
Israel will still be there, long after you’ve been forgotten.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
The 4 by 2 song contest.
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They look like cunts, so they probably are. I’d like to spray them with shit then smack them with a cricket bat, just so they know I don’t agree with them.
She also looks like one of those east european sex slaves, who always appear in scat movies, or so I’ve been told.
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What is scat?
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Come off it Krav! You know damn well what scat is š
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A form of Jazz vocal improvisation, popularised by influential rappers like Scatman John in the 1990s.
Thatās definitely the only meaning of scat.
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I have an issue with Israel being in the Euro vision Song Contest but not because they are 4×2’s but because Israel is on the continent of fucking Asia!
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It’ll not be long before they let China enter, just to be inclusive.
I can’t wait to hear those slanty eyed fuckers warbling on, and it’s nailed on they will get 10 points off north korea.
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Never mind, you can wear your spangly hot pants next year, just make sure you donāt put on any weight. Iām well jel…. you should see the state of my chubby thighs darling!
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To be fair Israel has always been included in the Eurovision, perhaps in recognition of the many European Jews that settled there and contributed so much to European culture and civilisation before the continent became permanently downgraded by the EU.
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Not as chubby as the Wongs, those canines they feast on are very fattening.
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Politically correct cunts and talentless millennial assholes. They wonāt go to a democracy like Israel but I bet they will happily perform in Syria, Iran or North Korea. The hypocrisy and blind double standards of these people knows no bounds.
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And none of these hypocrites would turn down a tour of America, despite the fact it is ruled by the great white supremacist devil.
When money talks these cunts listen.
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They look like the kind of cunts who’d moan about something like this.
Another set of preachy, whiny, virtue-signallers who are famous for being “edjy” in the eyes of the social media driven digital sheep, and therefore are great (even though they are shite).
Take this particular cheery-tome: https://youtu.be/wTsN7uugtfg
Think you’ve heard it before? Well if you’re approaching the big Five-O then the sound you are listening too is from the start of Star Trek the Motion Picture, the synth noise to emulate V-GER’s approach! Fucking dreadful.
The SJW soy-beard/blue-haired mob think they’re all unique in their adoration of this puerile shite. Yes them and millions of others.
Welcome to Clown World!
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Israel is a member of the European Broadcasting Union ,hence why they participate in Eurovision.
As for those who called for a boycott of Eurovision 2019 I say this:
Fuck off and die of Ebola. Stop copying lame uneducated viewpoints and ask yourself this: When is the next gay pride in Gaza? Also, why are there no synagogues in Fakestine?
Good morning.
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Good Morning, Krav.
I bet you held a Eurovision party.
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…..but presumably not a Scat Party.
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Shouldn’t that read ‘Euroscat party’?
Morning Dick, morning Krav.
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Fuck! – you beat me to it Dick!
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Fuck,wouldn’t that be more of a “dirty protest” event? I can just see it now….. a room full of men dressed as pantomime Dames singing along to Abba while hurling dung and catty insults at each other.
All in the name of Eurovision,of course…. I wonder if Keith Vaz and his plumber went?
Morning RTC.
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Dick, that description sounds a lot like the Tory Party Conference.
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Where were you?
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Obviously there are no gay pride parades or synagogues in Gaza because the gays and the 4×2’s are islamophobic……. DEERRRHHHH!
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Maybe due to the controls on building materials, too…
Israel has to promote The Gayness due to its large number of Hollywood sympathisers. Although it is forbidden in the 4X2 religion – which is where Islam got its views on the subject from.
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Allah is a culturally appropriating cunt.
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Komodo, presumably you are referring to the building materials which are consistently stolen by hamas and used to build attack tunnels instead of an infrastructure for their own people.
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Believe what you want. I do. You won’t get me supporting Israel, and I won’t get you acknowledging that their cuntitude easily matches that of Hamas. Whose democratic election they encouraged and approved, originally.
I see crooked Bibi’s having trouble over the haredim again, lol.
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No.The Fakestinians control Gaza…
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Theatrical types and pop singers lead the way in “celebtrities” giving us their views on all kinds of matters. Vivienne Westwood and Peter Gabriel apparently also signed this letter.
“However, the group of cultural figures, which also includes Mike Leigh, Maxine Peake and Miriam Margolyes, said the event’s “claim to celebrate diversity and inclusion must ring hollow” in light of Israel’s occupation of the West Bank, East Jerusalem and the Golan Heights”.
Luvvies give their views. Be it Lily Allen spouting about refugees or Emma Thompsom banging on about “Save the Planet”,they are free to express their views. Personally, I couldn’t give a shit what some publicity hungry singers that I’ve never heard of have to say about some song contest that I will never watch.
Fuck them and fuck their “causes”.
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I’d ban The Gays from competing in Eurovision. That would finish it at a stroke.
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Up until 10 or so years ago that would have been quite true DF. But it’s the dominion of the soyboys now. Even the mighty The Gay institutions of old are falling to the progressives.
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I can’t see a problem with boycotting this shit.
I boycott it most years.
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Only most years, Your Grace?
I wouldn’t watch it if it was held in my fucking back garden.
Apart from the bit where the ANFO barrel I’d buried under the lawn went off, and then my dog ripped what was left into ribbons.
Desperate millenial z-list shitrags, the lot of ’em.
Get fucked.
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I donāt know, Duke. Those German sisters performing in this yearās contest – although utterly shite – were nevertheless wankably hot.
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The UKās back catalogue of music leads the world. Letās withdraw from this cuntfest of political backscratching and abject shit Bing-Bang-A-Bong music to hold our own concert on exactly the same evening each year. Fuck Eurovision, nul-point.
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Miriam Margoyles is Jewish but I suppose your heritage doesnāt count for much when you are a luvvie scrambling around for virtue signalling points.
Hope not hate……..Er…..except for the Jews.
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It’s a constant source of amazement to me that old Miriam hasn’t collapsed into her own personal gravity well or black hole by now.
Is she still living off the cheque from Blackadder?
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Although her tv series on Death & Dying was quite good…
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I was hoping for a happy ending where the old trout gave us a physical demonstration.
Morning, HBH
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Good morning to you too, Mr. F !
Admittedly, she doesn’t look long for this world, so maybe a “grand televisual exit” is indeed planned.
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Miriam Margolyes is a JINO (Jew in name only). She abandoned the religion years ago and only brings up her birth religion when she wants to virtue signal. Just like that scouse cunt Alexei Sayle,and quite a few others. Cunts, the lot of them.
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What baffles me – truly – is the dissonance shown by liberal supporters of Palestine.
Democratic Israel are loathed, in favour of intolerant towelheads who would murder half the Eurovision entrants given the chance. How does that fucking work?!
Iām all in favour of people making fair points if they have genuine reason to condemn Israelās actions in the Middle East; but I can never understand why these artsy fuckers tend to exclusively side with the fucking barbaric savages of Allah of all things.
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Morning, TECB. A few years ago I seem to remember that the Chinese occupation of Nepal was the celebrity cause of choice. Never hear a word about it from them now. I wonder if the Chinese have started investing in Hollywood?
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Morning – yes, in the build up to the Beijing Olympics too if Iām not mistaken, and outrage of footage of Nepalese monks literally being bundled off the streets was quickly forgotten about.
And donāt get me started on Michael Obama dropping that whole ābring our Nigerian girls homeā – that fizzled out mighty fucking quick.
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I believe it was the Chinese occupation of Tibet, not Nepal, hence the Dalai Lama doing a mad dash Tibexit in the 1950s.
Those bloody ChĆ®nks. I’m going to boycott noodles and Poundshops for six months. Well at least three.
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You’re right, Capt. M…..but in my defence, I’d say that all those little yellow slanty-eyes look the same to me.
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Holy Flied Dog, you velly lacist man.
They do all look the same, except for that fat Buddhist cunt who clearly has a richer diet than rice.
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My wife is Chinese you cunts.
Chinese people, despite some dodgy personal habits and occasional rudeness, are really very friendly and hospitable.
Itās the Chinese state and government that are utter CUNTS. But probably no more so than our own CUNT of a government.
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Nothing against the Chinese, MMCM.
I like do number 69 with them.
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“Every nation gets the government it deserves.” (Joseph de Maistre, circa 1800)
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@MMCM…..the ones that run the local takeaway are far from being friendly and hospitable. In fact,they,I believe,attempted to poison me with an egg foo yung. It was just lucky that I was walking back over a golf-course and managed to shite into one of the little cups. The world dropped out of my bottom.
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I know the feeling of being poisoned by Chinese food only too well. Unfortunately, no 69 is rarely on the menu in our house these days š
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Lovely picture.
Did some music lover spew up over the cunts?
P.S. Fuck Palestine (again)
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Ordinarily, I would heartily endorse anyone wishing to disconnect from Israel. But…..look at the cunts. A liability to any cause they’re promoting.
BTW, how did our footy fans enjoy the match in democratic Azerbaijan?
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To be honest, many of those cunts from Arsenal TV are worthy of a fitting, brutal demise in somewhere like Azerbaijan.
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Apologies for the interruption to our normal programming, but Assange has been whisked off to the health wing of Belmarsh suffering (he’s good at that) ‘weight loss’ Nothing to do with his being due to attend an extradition hearing later today, obviously. Also apparently, from putting up a determined and vocal resistance to being ejected from the embassy a few weeks ago, he is now so ill he cannot talk to his lawyer.
I should like to send him my best wishes, and express the hope that with the aid of some forced feeding, he will soon return to health, be extradited, and fried, the fucking timewasting chancer.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7084541/Julian-Assange-moved-hospital-wing-Belmarsh-prison-losing-weight.html
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Assange is one of the very few topics in which I disagree with right-wing voices like Paul Joseph Watson. I agree that Assange is a veritable cunt and the fucker seems to fancy himself as a two-bob cult leader these days.
Mind you, kudos to him for somehow managing to get Pamela Anderson on side for the odd visit. Lucky fucking cunt.
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Heās a cunt but Wikileaks has done good work exposing cunts and his persecution is definitely political.
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Not last week. She was parading at the Cannes Film Festival. Julian’s just her Good (?) Cause. If it wasn’t him she’d be adopting African babies.
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She was on This Week a while ago, a bit thick is an understatement.
She managed to get through the introduction, then it went down hill (a very steep one).
CUNT!
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Wolf Alice? More like Larry Grayson’s Slack Alice.
These cunts are from the epi-centre of the chattering classes – North Londonistan, so this all makes sense.
Never heard their music. They are supposed to be a ‘rock band’.
The Who is a rock band.
Led Zep is a rock band.
Pink Floyd is a rock band.
These cunts are as rock and roll as Larry Grayson’s long dead corpse.
The cunts…
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I remember despising that whole North London Camden and Coffee music scene in the late 2000s, back when Pete Doherty was trying to snort a breezeblock whole and Amy Winehouse was wandering the streets rummaging binbags for food and crack.
Pretentious bollocks, offensive in its self-identification as āRock Musicā.
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I have researched them thoroughly, watching a full two minutes of Youtube video. Anodyne soyboy rock-lite with a girl, er, frontgirl. Who has a voice well suited to the anaemic ballady stuff. Nil drive, nil imagination. Tailored to the US market for unchallenging earcandy. Do not mention The Who in the same room, please. The lass is quite tidy though, and I would if I were younger.
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Is eurovision, fuck it. Its full of cunts no matter where they are from or who hosts it.
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This shower of cunts are billed as an āalternativeā rock band. This is much the same as Millwall are an āalternativeā football team and Dominic Grieve is an āalternativeā politician. They aint the fuckin real thing. Theyāre shysters and fraudsters. If you look up the definition of Shysters, it is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally āone who defecates.ā In other words theyāre shit.
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They do look a bit gormless.
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Soap and water would do ’em good. Unwashed cunts!
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Half a hundredweight of soap would do wonders for their looks. Scruffy cunts.
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Never heard of them, which is probably why they’re opening their big traps. I saw a band called Slack Alice in London decades ago. Girl singer. They were quite good.
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Slack Alice… Bestie’s club from the 70s… My dad was a regular…
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Saw this cunting a few hours ago. I tried and tried but cant find a fuck to give for them, whoever they are, Eurovision or Palestine.
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Wolf Alice… Shit name for a shit band… Just like Wonky Alice (and they were fucking shite and all)….
Why is it that bands once had names that suited them (Queen, Small Faces, Genesis, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Joy Division etc) and now they all have crappy and twee names like Scouting For Girls, Mumford and Cunts, Foals, The 1975, and Wolf Alice? Crap names for crap bands, I suppose…
And don’t get me started on today’s ‘singers’ with their cuntish stage names (Lana Del Cunt, Jack ‘Cunt’ White, Ladyboy Gaga, Marilyn ‘Knobhead’ Manson etc)….
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They look like a very shit Saint Etienne… Except their singer was much better looking….
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I presume that when these clueless anti semitic cunts (until proven otherwise) make it big and start touring, they’re also going to boycott Syria because of the 3500 mostly innocent Palestinian civilians butchered by the Jordanian army between 1970 and 1971?……. Fucking thought not.
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*boycott Jordan rather, not Syria. Derp.
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Undead Tory pol cunting disappeared. Permanent? Problem?
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Good question…
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The Mellorphant Man strikes back?
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I checked with Carter-Ruck. I found:
David Mellor, MP and barrister, was cast in highly unflattering terms by the late George Carman QC, one of the greatest libel barristers of all. Carmanās characterisation came in a trial brought by Mona Bauwens against The People. āMarbella has sand, sea, and sunshine and if a politician goes there and ā in the honest view of some ā behaves like an ostrich and puts his head in the sand and thereby exposes his thinking parts, it may be a newspaper is entitled to say so.ā
So terrifying was Carman that another plaintiff once said: āWhatever award is given for libel, being cross-examined by you would not make it enough money.ā
https://www.carter-ruck.com/blog/read/great-lines-from-the-world-of-libel
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We don’t seem to have a spelling and grammar na*i at the moment, so I’ll suggest that the band would be better named Wool Phallus. But perhaps that was intended anyway.
*z
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Holy crap… put them out of my misery please. Twats.
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There’s a TV channel over here called AXS. From time to time they’ll show multiple back to back episodes of Later….with Fat Smug Goblin. If there’s a decent band featured, I’ll record it and watch it later so I can skip past Goblin’s smug drivel.
Anyway, one episode featured PiL and Duran Duran. Also on the bill were Wolf Alice. More on them in a moment. Pil were pretty decent, though Johnny boy is looking very jowly these days. Duran did a couple of numbers I’d never heard of so I skipped those, but they did play a rocky version of Wild Boys. I settled in to enjoy Simon Le Bon murder the really high parts, but wondered if the band would switch to a lower key to help him out. They didn’t and bugger me backwards if the cunt didn’t hit every note. Credit where credit is due. Well played Mr. Le Bon.
I sample the other acts on this show just to see if there’s anything worth tapping into. Rare, but it does happen occasionally. Which brings me to my point. I gave Wolf Alice about a minute for their first song. Not musical at all, just a loud wailing wall of guitar. Not sure where that was going, but I didn’t care for it. I gave them another shot with their second ‘performance’. Not dissimilar to the first effort, but with added staccato. Yeah, real original. After 30 seconds it was back to the Fast Forward button. Wasn’t impressed.
Obviously I’m not going to like everything. However, some lowly, up-and-coming, trying-to-get-more-attention bands get that you need to grab the viewers’ attention quickly with something aurally interesting, original and/or visually stimulating. Wolf Alice did none of that. I can only conclude they either think they’re big enough to not have to bother or they completely missed the point of this opportunity to be on the telly. Either way, they’re cunts.
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I couldn’t give a shit.
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Definitely echoed!!
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