Who? Fair question. Bristow is the Conservative candidate for the upcoming Peterborough bye election. So why is he a cunt?
Well obviously he’s a bit deluded because he thinks that we need to stop Labour winning the seat. After all, their last MP was a jailbird and their candidate this time is a trades unionist, and he’s the only candidate that could possibly beat Labour. So he’s completely ignoring the Brexit Party in a heavily leave voting constituency. But that makes him deluded but not necessarily a cunt.
This morning as an admittedly somewhat pissed off member of the Tory Party – after all they did throw me out of a constuency AGM for daring to criticise the sitting MP – I received an email from Bristow asking for support. I thought this a little odd as I don’t live anywhere near Peterborough. He was begging for money. Click this link “to donate £5, £10, £25, any larger amount” so I felt honour bound to reply.
I replied “You have a nerve considering I live in xxx.
If you think it will be close, you’re deluded.
I won’t help because you’re going to get slaughtered by the Brexit Party for which frankly you can blame your esteemed leader in the Number 10 Fuhrer bunker .
No deal is better than a bad deal.”
This evening I got a system reply that the mailbox does not receive incoming messages. So in a staggering display of arrogance, I am being told that I am important enough to send him money whilst at the same time being told I am not important enough to be allowed to express my opinion.
A true example of democracy in action – and that’s why Paul Bristow is a cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese
He looks like a typical whey-faced boy from party central casting that knows he stands 0% chance of winning. Separated at birth from Williamson aka Private Pike. He’s paying his dues in the hope he’ll get selected one day for a safe seat. He won’t want to win this bi-election only to face oblivion at the next General Election.
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Few of the Tories have any kind of grasp at the public anger outside the Westminster bubble. Some are just beginning to wake up to it, but even then they have no idea of the magnitude of seething incandescence resulting from their arrogant, detached leader.
May was asked in PMQT yesterday to consider resigning. She just smiled like the indomitable cunt she is and shrugged it off. MP’s like Bristow clearly do not grasp the groundswell of anger, not at them personally, but at the failure of May’s airy fairy pretendy-Tory party to enact what the majority voted for in the referendum.
I haven’t a fucking clue what is now going on with Brexit. Has May managed to finally bury any prospect of it happening?
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Where do the political parties dig up these twats? Do they have a factory somewhere?
Haven’t posted much recently here or my blog. Work is mental at the moment. Anyway…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/05/09/the-venn-diagram-of-hypocrisy/
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Great post 👍
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I keep seeing on Sly news all the different spokespeople for all the remain parties, Sourberry, Cable etc and they really are deluded cunts.
Strange how far far far left Corbyn managed to drag the Tories to centre left. They’re all in for an allmighty shock from Farage.
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You’re forgetting how far Blair dragged Labour to the globalist right, perhaps. IMO we need some discernible difference between the parties, whichever side you favour, or none.
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Typical arrogant deluded twat.
What sort of fantasy world is he living in if he considers Labour to be his greatest threat?
Fucking idiot.
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A cunt indeed. Following the money, we find that he runs a political consultancy in London called PB Political Consulting Ltd – it’s a lobbying company which accesses politicians for money and merits an entry in Powerbase (not good). He and several of his staff are on the PRCA lobbying register. PBPC’s 2017 accounts show total equity of ~£390,000, with negative growth from the previous year. The company specialises in advising health-related private companies and other institutions.
Bristow previously stood for Middlesbrough South, a rural marginal (as opposed to the city). A parachute candidate here, but he claims to have been born and brought up in Peterborough. His opinion on Brexit:
Conservative Parliamentary candidate for Peterborough Paul Bristow said: “I still hope and fully expect any final deal after ongoing negotiations will respect the 2017 Conservative Party manifesto.
“That means leaving the single market, the customs union, the jurisdiction of the ECJ and ending free movement of people – whilst preserving the union of the UK.”
I fear he will split the Brexit vote in a town which is overrun with immigrants.
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Why would the people’s of Peterborough believe a single word that the out of touch deluded fucker says?
The Tories simply cannot be trusted to do ANYTHING they say and I firmly believe voters are fucked off enough to boycott both Conservative and Labour in favour of The Brexit Party.
What was it George Bush once tried to say? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me? Something like that.
And as the Who once sang “Won’t get fooled again”.
Come on Nigel, the electorate (the intelligent ones) are behind you.
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I would add that his company could well afford to fund his candidacy, and should do, as it would undoubtedly profit from his election. A lobbying company with its very own MP who is also the CEO? What could be sweeter? No need at all for begging emails.
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Paul Bristow is a fuckwit and a deluded cunt. The Conservative Party will soon cease to exist.Political legitimacy derives from popular explicit and implicit consent of the governed (John Locke). The present government is not legitimate because it carries on without the consent of the majority of the electorate.The existing political institutions and the current structure of political parties are not fit for purpose. The UK has become a failed state. A lot of people can see this. Why can’t Bristow? Because his grubby little hands and brain (if he has one) are entirely focused on a nice little earner funded by us cunts, the taxpayers. Piss be upon you Bristow.
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If the late Eric Bristow was the “Crafty Cockney”, is Paul Bristow the “Crafty Cock Sucker”?
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Ahhhh, Bristow.
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Any of these politically ambitious fuckers have some nerve asking for a damned thing from the public, after the betrayal of the electorate that has been demonstrated by their oppos.
The only donation I would be willing to give them is a smack in the chops or a swift kick in the bollocks or fanny when they land on my doorstep.
Fuck them and their weasel words and arse crawling shenanigans.
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Sir Nigel and Sourberries on Question Time tonight. I have a feeling that La Sourberries is going to get very angry and very loud. 😁
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Peterborough is cunt for electing Fiona Onasanya,
Fucking Corbyn launching his EU election campaign, fucking wanker he has basically said they support everything (except No Deal or a conservative deal)
Has just had a pop at Farage, referring to snake oil, what a cunt…..
Vote labour for the many not the few, thats the biggest laugh
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Dioclese
I knew where this was going the moment you said you began emailing Bristow back. Classic Tory party fare.
It appears to me as though the Tories think that this ‘bit of damage’ over their abysmal mishandling of Brexit, and their appalling treatment of so many of their voters, will be temporary and like the good blue voters we are, we will always come around because otherwise, Corbyn.
Well fuck you, you bunch of spineless cuntfucks. I stopped my membership in late 2018 when the party voted confidence in Theresa May. I will be voting for the Brexit Party where I live, and whether it is the BP, UKIP or any sensible local candidate in any future election, I will never vote Conservative for as long as I live.
So fuck Bristow and his classic begging tactics, fuck them all.
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I’m with you on this one. Mavis has single handedly destroyed the Conservative party, that will be her epitaph
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Exactly, TECB. I’ve personally never voted any other way (for better or worse I’m loyal like that), but like you I’ve come to realise that this is a very real sticking point; a matter of principle, no more, no less.
The cunts will get a very real kicking come the next time they ask our opinion. They can choose to ignore this at their peril and hopefully will be consigned to history as a justified result. Fuck ‘em. Bring on Sir Nigel.
The fucking cunts©️.
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A side portion of cunting is due for that wizened, ex-golden-maned, fucking, mumbling old piss-stained cadaver Heseltine. The cunt has announced he won’t betray his country by voting for a Brexit candidate in the European elections.
It is arrogant cunts like Heseltine that have conspired to destroy the Tory Party with their own avarice. This cunt really believes that the public gives credence to the utter camel faeces that dribbles out of his ermine enrobed mouth.
CUNT!
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Why is this old cunt not dead yet?
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That cunt in the picture…
I thought Cheggers was dead…
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The Tory equivalent of Chris Leslie. In looks and personality.
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Its the only ever time I would consider living in p’borough, just to make sure the Brexit party win.
Hope they get trashed, both Tories and liebour, and shut that cock womble up after doing so well in the locals.
Hopefully the greens get a pasting with that horrible demented mouthpiece of a leader spouting shit, continually shrieking we need a peoples vote.
We had a peoples vote, it was a referendum so fuck off you bitch.
Nearly as annoying as that other demented bitch up in Scotland. Cunts
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Very sadly, the Peterborough (PPP) are determined that they will elect a Labour representative, as it is the Labour Party that best represents their interests. The EU does not feature in the mindset of the PPP and they are very likely going to make a stand against any poor sodding whitey who intends to vote.
As for the Tory Prat. He IS a very deluded cunt indeed, and by his ridiculous posturing preening presence , will likely split the vote of Brexit.
The Peaceful Population of Peterborough will use the power vested in them, and make full use of the postal voting system, casting as many as 2.5 million votes in their favour.
Cunts.!
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And the laughably one eyed beeb are critical of Turkey for making their people vote again.
Take a look in the mirror you lefty twats!
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