A full tilt cunting for men who wear flip flops.
Just what the fuck are you thinking , you twats.
Normal shorts, 3/4 shorts and a pair of poxy fucking flip flops. Why not swap them out for a pair of heels or some nice strappy sandals.
You fucking great poncy cunts.
Nominated by Cuntsville
If that bloke in the photo isn’t a steaming great iron then i’m Desmond fucking Tutu.
He makes Eddie Izzard look like a right hard butch cunt.
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Feet are fuckin ugly. For God’s sake, keep ‘em covered up.
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Off topic..
Does anyone fancy a few lambrinis tonight.
I’m all alone.
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If you offered me a Lamborghini you’d get the same answer.
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I love a man with a sense of humour
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Flip flops are the least of the crimes perpetrated by the cunt pictured.
Shades indoors.
Kid’s pyjama top.
Gay shorts.
Bracelet possibly.
Highlights in the cunt’s hair.
Straw boater.
Topped off with a cunt beard.
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Be warned – he’ll probably end up as the next PM the state this country is heading towards!
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Your attention to detail is highly suspicious. But helpful. I thought a pigeon had shat on him, though that is not a symptom by itself of The Gayness.
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I think that may be the sun shining on his head. Luckily, he won’t get brain cancer. With that dress sense, he clearly doesn’t have one.
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I don’t mind flip flops so much.
I was at the sainsburys self service checkouts the other day behind 5 young hipster and 3 of the cunts were wearing grandad moccasins like these https://www.samuel-windsor.co.uk/mens-shoes/deck-shoes/classic-deck-shoe/BV173?affiliate=30720&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIyInziZv_4QIVJCjTCh3r_QFeEAQYBiABEgJl1_D_BwE I mean what the actual fuck?!
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I agree; deck shoes in Sainsbury’s is a bit odd, not to say passé. All the more naff, as they should by tradition invariably be in blue.
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£39.. you can buy 39 pairs of flip flops for that amount of money.
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It’s all part of the current fashion of showing wimminz their caring feminine side in the hope of getting a shag.
Note to snowflake blokes: it doesn’t fucking work!
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But turning up in the pink, with a wink might just do it. 🐈
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No might about it Lostsheep. Would definately do it.😂
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A puzzling cunting Cuntsville. Man or woman you would be a silly cunt, rather than a poncy cunt, if you wore flip flops in Honningsvag in January, the resultant amputation of frost-bitten toes being a foreseeable consequence. In the tropical heat and humidity of Kuala Belait, however, they are everyday, sensible footware. Shoes and socks in such climates encourage fungal infections of feet and toes. Not poncy cunts at all. Have you suffered some kind of trauma associated with flip flop wearing men? There must be a helpline you can call to talk about it.
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Good afternoon Fimbs.
I refer the honourable gentleman to Black and white cunts reply below.
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Afternoon C. I do really agree with you not because they are poncy but because they are fucking uncomfortable. That plastic ‘thong’ bit always cuts into the space between big toe and next pinkie. In hot humid climes I wear those things full of holes that look like a colander. Crocs I think they are called. Expect I’ll be cunted for that.😎
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Afternoon Fimbs. I would love to cunt Crocs but my next door neighbour wears them and he might duff me up if I did. Am taking a considerable risk even posting this!
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Afternoon RTC.
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It’s not the flip-flops themselves so much but the smug cunts that wear them.
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Fuck…… just put the TV on and the BBC are wanking all over the local elections…..
looks like Fatbott is on the panel, can’t wait to see what the cunt has to say.
The just reported significant numbers of spoilt ballot papers.
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BBC cunt: “The Labour position isn’t clear.”
Flabbott: “We have been clear. Clear that we want a General Election.” 😂
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She is such a twat.
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Probably got a doctorate in diversity studies or some such shite.
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I think this trate has come over here from Johnny Foreigner Flip Flops Yep it’s a bit gay a bit like voting Liberal Democrat what a set of cunts Let’s see what happens in the European Elections let’s see if you are so smug then
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Flip flops is not the correct footwear for a proper man to wear.
I’ve been to some real hot places and would rather burn me foot on the sand than wear flip flops… Go fuck yourselves
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In full agreement with you and Bluntspeakingcunt (above), they’re bad enough on women, who all seem to have this peculiar idea that men want to see their feet. I’d rather look at someone’s puckered arsehole with clinkers attached than look at their fucking feet.
Two quotes on the subject I saw on the internet :-
‘Feet are disgusting. Feet should be inside socks inside shoes.’
‘Foot fetishists should be shot’.
Says it all for me.
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Hard to disagree with those quotes Alan.
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I’d rather wear black Grandad leather shoes with an illuminous green shell suit. Go fuck yourselves.
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And then go fuck yourselves
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I , of course, when out and about wear only hand-made shoes or boots from John Lobb of St.James Street, London. They keep a “last” of my foot to ensure a perfect fit every time. I’d recommend all Cunters get their footwear from such a supplier,instead of from ” Dahn the market” or a charity shop.
Fuck Off.
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I always order my new boots and shoes to coincide with the arrival of my Farm Subsidy cheque,that way I don’t miss the money and I get my footwear in time for The Hunt Ball.
Fuck Off.
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Nice to see you spend the money wisely old chap… A man must take pride in his appearance.
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Appearance is, I’m sure you agree, B+W Cunt, important if one wishes to be taken seriously. A man is judged on appearance,manners,social connections and how much land he owns.
I’m sure you do the best you can with the limited resources at your disposal.
🙂 .
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Quite the opposite old chap…I am very spend happy with my funds, like to dine at fine restaurants. Own a decent property portfolio but land here in blighty is a rather expensive affair…i own land in Jamaica though and I am looking to fulfill a life long ambition of building my own house with… I’ll be the cunt in there with servants the lot.
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Yes Mr Fiddler these people who complain about you receiving your justly deserved subsidy have no idea the cost of keeping appropriately attired for country gatherings.
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Quite right, Miles. I need a whole new wardrobe every year,add in the cost of my hunting outfits and it comes to a pretty sum.
I used to donate all my old outfits to a local charity shop,but after seeing one of my old outfits being used to clothe the Guy on top of the bonfire, I stopped…I wouldn’t have minded,but the buggers even had the cheek to write “Fiddler is a Cunt” on a sign that they hung around it’s neck.
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My top-hat smouldered bravely ’til the end,when some Pleb shouted “Kick the old Bastards’ head in” and football kicked it into the heart of the flames. Luckily, I had the hounds with me or I’ve a nasty feeling the mob may have then decided to turn on the original owner/occupier so gleeful was the cheering as the symbol of my sartorial magnificence burst into flames.
Fucking Plebs.
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Can’t knock the way the young man in the photo looks. We must shop at the same Primark. Flip flops are very versatile. My best use of them is getting spanked by bent Dennis over the futon.
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I don’t go around looking at what other geezers are wearing, blokes got no business prancing and preening. That sort of behaviour can lead to all sorts of calamity. Preening men is just behind male dancers in my book, nothing less dignified than seeing a bloke prancing around like a nonce as some talent devoid tart sings her latest trash hit.
If you catch yourself checking out what other blokes is wearing, have a fucking word with yourself.
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Whoever designed flipflops should get battered with a clog.
When I wear footwear I don’t expect the space between my big toe to feel like it’s wearing a high tensile steel wire g-string. Or to sound like a mongoloid horse with two hooves clopping along.
Get a pair of proper sandals or go barefoot you nancy.
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Now if you want hard wearing flip flops, get yourself a nice pair of hand made African ones, normally made from the tread of a goodyear tyre and the thongs made from an inner tube, last for years they do.
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VIZ TOP TIP
For those like myself and Mr Fiddler, who prefer traditional bench-made footwear, I recommend a long weekend in Budapest.
Although Lobb’s bespoke shoes are still good, not only are they are ludicrously pricey, but their “off-the-peg” variants are increasingly available on eBay of all places, with a concomitant loss of “caché” to the brand.
When I was in Belgrade in 2001, I made several trips to Budapest for R&R. It was a quick and easy journey; the hotels and restaurants were excellent, and the “social scene” was incredibly cool, with everything from highbrow opera to trendy, chic nightclubs full of extremely sexy and keen young ladies¹.
On one of these wild weekends, I discovered Vass cipő, a shoemakers slap-bang in the city centre. All their stuff was exquisite, and their bespoke service cost a fraction of a London cobbler. You were paying Crockett & Jones² prices for a made-to-measure shoe of your own specification.
I’ve not bought anything from them for some years now, and expect the prices have gone up dramatically. It’s curiously comforting to know that a special pair is still just an email away, as they keep the lasts in perpetuity.
¹ For the delectation of Mr Fiddler and haply others, Budapest is something of a Mecca for les femmes de la nuit and their clients. There are also some excellent dentists, if you’re determined to extract the maximum value out of your (cheap) flying ticket.
² Far, far better now than (post-Prada™) Church’s™, or heaven forbid! Trickers™ (yuk) these days.
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Erratum
“… loss of “cachet” to the brand.”
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Never ever been a fan of flip-flops myself. The main reason being that if I need to run, for any given reason, it’s impossible. It’s deck shoes all the way for me in summer time and on holiday.
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Flip flops are minging and look minging, especially on a pair of rancid, gnarled, yellow-toe nailed, hairy, leprosy-resembling feet.
Puts you right off your Pina Colada on a sunshine holiday.
There are so many really nice sandal-type things both men and women can wear these days instead of those monstrosities. They are also fucking irritating as the muppets who wear them usually make a shitload of noise flip-flopping around iin them, or else dragging and shuffling their feet along hot weather, annoying cunts.
That twat in the photo reminds me of every lairy, mincing poof loitering around the Yumbo Centre in Gran Canaria, waiting for ‘Ricky’s Cabaret Bar’ to open of a night, but even a poof should know that you NEVER clash your clothing prints.
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Should have typed ‘shuffling their feet along IN THE hot weather’.
Fuck’s sake, I need a nuclear strength coffee, like NOW.
Poor old twat.
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Fecking abomination flip flops on chaps, passable on ladies with pretty well manicured hooves, but blokes, man up for fecks sake nearly as bad as trainer socks, is there nothing masculine left anymore .Nothing beats a pair of fully sprung hobnail boots.
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I agree Civvydog but disagree with trainer socks… When you spend £100 on a pair of trainers without socks on they smell after a few wears and it’s a waste of money. Trainer socks are discreet and save money replacing stinky old trainers.
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As an alternative to trainer socks you may care to consider Odour Eaters ™ or a similar insole type product, a quid a pair from the market or less if you have something on the proprietor. Wearing socks which conceal the skeletality of ankles and the varicosity of the lower leg is thereby enabled.
Leaving the question of cunts in flapping threequarter length shorts derived from the loathsome Bermuda short for a further and fuller cunting.
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It kinda turns the modern adage, ‘less is more,’ firmly onto its head.
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Flip flops are acceptable at the beach or the swimming pool. Wearing them in town is a sin.
Surely skinny jeans on men is just as bad as flip flops in town?
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Flip flops are for wearing to, from, and in public showers in order to keep one’s feet clear of fragments of other humans. No other function.
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Public showers? Shudder.
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Dickies steel toecapped black work boots for all occasions and under 20 quid a pair, although there’s a pair of “good” shoes gathering dust somewhere between weddings and funerals.
Flipflops are for poofters and elderly farts who dress in beige….
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Why oh why do cunts wear flip flops other than walking round a pool ?
The main objective is to stop them flying off your feet and they give you no support whatsoever .
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Some bastards even drive a car wearing them! Surely that’s deserving of 3 penalty points?
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