Dead Pool [130]

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Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.

On to DeadPool 130

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)

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  2. Jermaine Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  3. Morgan Freeman
    Daniella Westbrook
    Charlie Sheen
    Sharon Osbourne
    Rod Stewart

  5. Jeffrey Archer
    Harry Belafonte
    Olivia de Haviland
    Gloria Hunniford
    Kirk Douglas

  7. William Shatner.
    Dick Van Dyke.
    Billy Idol.
    Olivia de Havilland.
    Bill Wyman.

  8. Gone for a sporting theme this time, just to keep it simple.

    Djamolidine Mirgarifanovich Abdoujaparov (cycling)
    Billy Ketkeophomphone (football)
    Haile Gebrselassie (running)
    Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (football)
    Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo (basketball)

  9. 1 Larry the cat – runover by Boris
    2 Jo Bland – hit by extinction level comet due to her immense gravitational pull
    3 Tony Blair – accidently left by his security detail in Bradford
    4 Nicola Sturgeon – catches a glimpse of herself naked in the mirror
    5 Elton – chokes on his wig in bed as hubby sleeps

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