Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.
On to DeadPool 130
The rules
1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.
3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.
My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):
Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)
Well my entry has been fucked off by some cunt so i’ll do it again.
Jimmy Greaves
Nobby Stiles
Pearl Carr
Franco Zeferreli
The filthy traitor May
1
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Diane Abbot
marilyn mcCoo
0
Ronnie Wood
Bill Wyman
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Sheryl Crow
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Michael Douglas
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Congrats Cap’n Sir…
0
Bobby Charlton
Jack Charlton
Peter Shilton
Mick Mills
Viv Anderson
Well done cuntoff.
0
Jerry Stiller
Larry King
Donald Sutherland
Bob Dole
Neil Sedaka
0
Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
Rose West
David Berkowitz
David Beckham
0
Olivia de Haviland
Britney Spears
Ian Lavender
Dame Shirley Bassey
can’t think of anyone else not taken
0
Stephen Fry
Richard Chamberlain
George Takei
Ian McKellen
Derek Jacobi
0
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim (Go on, make my day, punk !)
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Pat Cooper
Geoff Capes
Ian Holm
Ozzy Osbourne
Bernard Cribbins
0
Just noticed Bernard and Ozzy were taken. Make that instead:
Pat Cooper
Geoff Capes
Ian Holm
Don King
Lionel Blair
1
Unlucky , beat you by 12 minutes to Don King.
0
Dennis Skinner.
Alan Delon.
Salman Rushdie.
Jane Fonda.
President Jimmy Carter.
0
Melvyn Hayes
Stuart Whitman
Robert Wagner
Mel brooks
Dave Lee Travis
0
Phil Spector
Nicolas parsons
Bill Withers
Bill Cosby
Don king
1
Nice one with Nicholas Parsons He has been stealing wages since 1950.
0
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Lou Ferrigno
David Bellamy
Michael Aspell
Henry Kelly
0
I’m thinking of changing my name to the Grim cunter, to be honest though I picked Barry Sheen prior to Lauder.
Michael Heseltine
Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
Mary Berry (wrinkly queen of tarts)
Richard Drayfuss
Lindsay Lohan
0
Dennis Skinner.
Alain Delon.
Salman Rushdie.
Jane Fonda.
Bo Hopkins (actor).
0
Dominic Grieve
Anna Soubry
Keir Starmer
Theresa May
John Bercow
A miasma of cunts, no less
0
I beat you too it with Anna Soubry
0
Barbara Windsor
Jim Dale
Clint Eastwood
Neil Ruddock
Anthony Daniels (C3PO)
0
Gerald Harper
Ron Flowers
Bill Tidy
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0
Willie Nelson
Billy Connelly
Pope Benedict
Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond
1
Somebody mentioned Susan Maughan. I had totally forgotten about her. What a beauty she was. Lucky Bobby whose girl she wanted to be. Another dark-eyed beauty from that era was Anita Harris.
0
Didn’t like that growth on her upper lip! Probably got whiskers growing out of it by now.
1
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Queen Sirikit of Thailand
Christopher Tolkien
Johnny Depp
0
Jackie Stewart
Bernie Ecclestone
Beth Smith (aka wife of Dog the Bounty Hunter)
Cliff Richard .
Gordon Brown ( Cunt of Scottish Cunts)
2
Jeremy Corbynladin
Diane Abbottcus
Seamus Milne
John Mcdonell
Emily Thornydingleberry
Here’s hoping
5
Sir Limply
John Prescott
Dick Fiddler
Richard O’Sullivan
Jim Davidson
2