Dead Pool [130]

Posted on May 21, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.

On to DeadPool 130

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)

87 thoughts on “Dead Pool [130]”

The Sheriff of Cuntingham on May 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm said:

Angela Lansbury
Dick Van Dyke
Gary Glitter
Bob Barker
Tim Currie

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- The Sheriff of Cuntingham on May 21, 2019 at 5:49 pm said:
  
  Congratulations Capt. Cuntoff .
  There coming thick and fast now after a little dry spell.
  
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Cuntalugs on May 21, 2019 at 5:51 pm said:

Rita Tushingham
Susan Maughn
Joe Brown
Marty Wild
Bob Geldof

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NoCuntForOldMen on May 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm said:

Alan Alda
Douglas Hurd
Felicity Kendall
Penelope Keith
Peter Sissons

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Liberal Liquidator on May 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm said:

Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
Margaret Tebbit
Raul Castro

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Cunts n Roses on May 21, 2019 at 5:55 pm said:

Paul McCartney
Brian May
Phil Collins
Simon le Bon
Damon Albarn

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- moggie63 on May 21, 2019 at 6:33 pm said:
  
  This sounds more like a wish list.
  
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- George W Bamboo on May 22, 2019 at 5:30 pm said:
  
  And you have pinched my Paul McCarthy you are as big a cunt as he is but good luck hope He pegs it very soon lol
  
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Dick Fiddler on May 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm said:

Pat Boone
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev

Good Shot, Captain Cuntoff.

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Sir Limply Stoke on May 21, 2019 at 6:02 pm said:

Olivia D”Havilland
Prince Phillip
Leslie Phillips
Eva Marie Sainrt
Robert Mugabe

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 21, 2019 at 6:11 pm said:
  
  You chavved my Eve Marie.
  
  You’re no gentleman, Sir Limps.
  
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Paul Maskinback on May 21, 2019 at 6:07 pm said:

Frank Windsor
Geoffrey Palmer
Olivia Newton John
Morris Perry
Jet Black

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Captain Magnanimous on May 21, 2019 at 6:10 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Jimmy Carter

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Herman’s Wok on May 21, 2019 at 6:13 pm said:

Kirk Douglas
Honor Blackman
Michael Schumacher
Gary Glitter
Diego Maradona

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- Herman’s Wok on May 21, 2019 at 6:15 pm said:
  
  Ah bollocks I’ll take Carlos Valderrama then
  
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Shackledragger cunt on May 21, 2019 at 6:22 pm said:

Bert Newton
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Kamal
Baby John Burgess

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on May 21, 2019 at 6:23 pm said:

Yoko Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick

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Wanksock on May 21, 2019 at 6:23 pm said:

VD Vera Lynn (If BSC hasn’t already claimed her)
Jackie Stewart
Michael Hesletine
Ken Clarke
Anna Soubry

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- Bluntspeakingcunt on May 21, 2019 at 6:35 pm said:
  
  Dammit Wanksock. You’ve been in training!
  
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Jack The Cunter on May 21, 2019 at 6:26 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
John Astin

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 21, 2019 at 6:28 pm said:

Sheila Mercier
Stan Bowles
Bernard Cribbins
Leonard Fenton
Chris Farlowe

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 21, 2019 at 6:32 pm said:

Well done Capt’ Cuntoff, I had to chuckle when I saw old Turtle without a shell, had hit the crash barrier for the last time.
I knew I’d seen some lucky counter with his name.

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- The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 21, 2019 at 6:33 pm said:
  
  Cunter, it should say cunter.
  
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Bluntspeakingcunt on May 21, 2019 at 6:33 pm said:

Bill Oddie
Nicholas Witchell
Shirley Williams
Roy Hattersley
Lord David Owen

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Kravdarth on May 21, 2019 at 6:48 pm said:

Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen

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- The Empire Cunts Back on May 21, 2019 at 7:43 pm said:
  
  You should add Alfie Allen and Keith Allen.
  
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Prime Minister Sinister on May 21, 2019 at 7:00 pm said:

‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Harley Race
Ric Flair
Vince McMahon
Bret Hart

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- Wanksock on May 21, 2019 at 10:29 pm said:
  
  Isn’t Billy Graham Hovis? 21st Feb last year unless it is a different one.
  
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OpinionatedCunt on May 21, 2019 at 7:02 pm said:

Ruth Based Ginsburg
June Brown
Angela Lansbury
Nancy Pelosi
Hillary Clinton

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- OpinionatedCunt on May 21, 2019 at 9:07 pm said:
  
  Bollocks substitute Lansbury for Hulk Hogan
  
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Freddie the Frog on May 21, 2019 at 7:08 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Nobby Stiles
Pearl Carr
Franco Zeferreli
The filthy bottom feeding, scum sucking traitor May

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Norman on May 21, 2019 at 7:17 pm said:

Nice one, Cap…

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
David De Keyser
Pete Murray

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J R Cuntley on May 21, 2019 at 7:28 pm said:

Cloris Leachmam
Richard Wilson
Ian St John
Madeleine Albright
Jack Nicholson

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Just another cunt in the crowd on May 21, 2019 at 7:29 pm said:

Joan Bakewell
Nigel Farage
Everton Weeks
Lord Mackay of Clashfern
Michael Heseltine – who will spontaneously combust on Thursday

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CuntyMcCuntface on May 21, 2019 at 7:31 pm said:

Ray Reardon
Kenneth Cope
Kenny Rogers
Jackie Stallone
Betty Boothroyd.

Bullseye Cuntoff.

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Deploy the Sausage on May 21, 2019 at 7:36 pm said:

Bernie ecclestone
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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- The Empire Cunts Back on May 21, 2019 at 7:42 pm said:
  
  Fuck, I thought Bill Treacher was long dead. The old cunt has sure kept quiet!!
  
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The Empire Cunts Back on May 21, 2019 at 7:41 pm said:

Hulk Hogan
Gene Simmons
Mark Margolis
Katie Price
John Lowe

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- Liberal Liquidator on May 21, 2019 at 7:46 pm said:
  
  Like the KP nom, exploding silicon tit or dry humped to death by Harvey?
  
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  - The Empire Cunts Back on May 22, 2019 at 12:12 am said:
    
    I reckon she finally gets taken over by a new, sentient life-form created by her catalogue of STDs
    
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Mr Polly on May 21, 2019 at 7:47 pm said:

Pele
Diego Maradona
Martin Amis
Jimmy Tarbuck
Kris Kristofferson

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TitSlapper on May 21, 2019 at 7:48 pm said:

Pope Francis
Loretta Lynn
Sheldon Adeleson
Ginger Baker
George Lucas

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Lazy Biscuits on May 21, 2019 at 7:49 pm said:

Graham Garden
Hayley Mills
Douglas Hurd
Jan Leeming
John Craven

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