Dead Pool [129]

Posted on May 18, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Jack the Cunter who correctly predicted that Pulitzer Prize Winning Author Herman Wouk would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 103 just 10 days shy of his 104th Birthday.

On to DeadPool 129

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Leonard Fenton
Cloris Leachman
David Stoddart Baron Stoddart
Marcia Nasatir
David Attenborough

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [129]”

Bluntspeakingcunt on May 18, 2019 at 12:11 pm said:

Shirley Williams
Roy Hattersley
Vera Lynn
Bill Oddie
Nicholas Witchell

I’m so alarmed at the rate at which they’re dropping like flies. I had to update my will yesterday.

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- Wanksock on May 18, 2019 at 2:28 pm said:
  
  You’ve got her again! Mr. BSC you move at the speed of a thousand leaping gazelles.
  
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on May 18, 2019 at 3:27 pm said:
    
    Yes wanksock. My Monika really stands for Bloody Shifty Cunt!
    
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Norman on May 18, 2019 at 12:11 pm said:

Get in there, Jack!

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Yoko Fucking Ono

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Nurse Cunty on May 18, 2019 at 12:12 pm said:

Sean Connery
Norman Lloyd
Kirk Douglas
Carl Reiner

and The Kardashians (all of the fuckers)

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Bluntspeakingcunt on May 18, 2019 at 12:13 pm said:

Like minds Cuntflap. Your powers of telepathy are incredible.

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HBelindaHubbard on May 18, 2019 at 12:14 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
Joanna Lumley

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Cuntologist on May 18, 2019 at 12:20 pm said:

Olivia de Haviland
Prince Philip
Ian Lavender
Shirley Bassey

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Lazy Biscuits on May 18, 2019 at 12:22 pm said:

Graham Garden
Hayley Mills
Douglas Hurd
Jan Leeming
John Craven

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 18, 2019 at 12:31 pm said:

Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Sir John Hall
Sarah Kennedy
Chris Farlowe
Cliff Richard

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- Isaac Hunt on May 18, 2019 at 8:05 pm said:
  
  Yep Chris is fast running out of time ⌛️
  
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  - The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 18, 2019 at 9:56 pm said:
    
    I hope so, not that it’s personal I just want to win Deadpool.
    It would be a bonus if I could win it with cliff richard.
    
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J R Cuntley on May 18, 2019 at 12:34 pm said:

Jack Nicholson
Richard Wilson
Betty White
Ian St John
Madeleine Albright

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OpinionatedCunt on May 18, 2019 at 12:38 pm said:

Dick Van Dyke
June Brown
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Jesus Christ this is extraordinary. You wait weeks for another Deadpool then three come along at once.

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 18, 2019 at 12:45 pm said:
  
  You’ve stolen my Maradona, you cad!
  
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  - OpinionatedCunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:17 pm said:
    
    Can you blame me when he’s that much of a druggie Cap’n?
    
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  - Captain Magnanimous on May 18, 2019 at 1:39 pm said:
    
    Psh
    You have brought dishonour upon thyself.
    🗿
    
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- Bluntspeakingcunt on May 18, 2019 at 12:51 pm said:
  
  And my Jesus Christ. Suppose I’d better wait till next Easter when he’s up and running again.
  
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CuntyMcCuntface on May 18, 2019 at 12:40 pm said:

Ray Reardon
Kenny Rodgers
Kenneth Cope
Jackie Stallone
Betty Boothroyd

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Gutstick Japseye on May 18, 2019 at 12:43 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Katie Price

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Captain Magnanimous on May 18, 2019 at 12:44 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Jimmy Carter

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 18, 2019 at 12:47 pm said:
  
  OP’s chavved my Maradona, the thieving gypsy, so I’ll have Eve Marie Saint.
  
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  - Wanksock on May 18, 2019 at 2:31 pm said:
    
    She was gorgeous I remember her in Grand Prix. It was shortly afterwards that I found out what socks are really used for.
    
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  - Isaac Hunt on May 18, 2019 at 8:09 pm said:
    
    Eva lit up North By Northwest too. ❣
    
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  - OpinionatedCunt on May 18, 2019 at 2:42 pm said:
    
    Haha sorry Captain 🙂
    
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  - Captain Magnanimous on May 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm said:
    
    @Wanksock – On The Waterfront is also pretty marvellous with her golden features.
    
    @OP, you cad, you rake, you scoundrel, etc
    😏
    
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  - Wanksock on May 18, 2019 at 10:29 pm said:
    
    I am on YouTube tonight!
    
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La Cuntessa Durera on May 18, 2019 at 12:53 pm said:

Tina Turner
Danny Trejo
Sian Phillips
Harvey Keitel
Valentino

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Twatakincuntrubber on May 18, 2019 at 1:11 pm said:

Melvyn Hayes
Stuart Whitman
Robert Wagner
Mel brooks
Dave Lee Travis

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Boris the Boilsucker on May 18, 2019 at 1:11 pm said:

Gerald Harper
Ron Flowers
Bill Tidy
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris

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Cunt O'MaCunto on May 18, 2019 at 1:16 pm said:

Don King
Angela Lansbury
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Murray Walker

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Just another cunt in the crowd on May 18, 2019 at 1:16 pm said:

Jesus, I didn’t realise this was a daily gig.

Chelsea Manning
Joni Mitchell
Lord Mackay of Clashfern
Denis Law
Jean-Claude Juncker

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Mince pie guy on May 18, 2019 at 1:17 pm said:

Derek Jacobi
Stephen Fry
Ian McKellen
Richard Chamberlain
George Takei

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YourCuntingDaughter on May 18, 2019 at 1:32 pm said:

Barbara Windsor
Jim Dale
Anthony Daniels (C3P0)
Clint Eastwood
Neil Ruddock

0
Cunt’s Mate Cunt on May 18, 2019 at 1:36 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Mr Bastard on May 18, 2019 at 1:48 pm said:

Good shot Jack…

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis waterman
Derren nesbitt

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Cunts n Roses on May 18, 2019 at 2:40 pm said:

Bill Nicholson
Mike England
Jimmy Greaves
Dave McKay
Harry Kane

0
Freddie the Frog on May 18, 2019 at 3:27 pm said:

Clive James
Nobby Stiles
Franco Zeferreli
Pearl Carr
Sir Vincent Cable

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Liberal Liquidator on May 18, 2019 at 4:23 pm said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Edwin Bramall
Margaret Tebbit

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Cheearse on May 18, 2019 at 4:28 pm said:

Phil Spector
Nicolas parsons
Bill Withers
Bill Cosby
Don king

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Master Baiter on May 18, 2019 at 4:42 pm said:

1) Jimmy Carter
2) The Prince Andrew
3) Adam Woodyatt
4) Rolf Harris
5) Ian Huntley

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Dick Fiddler on May 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm said:

Pat Boone
Giovanna Ralli
George Reynolds
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev

Good Shot, Jack.

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Johnny-cunt-Lately on May 18, 2019 at 5:21 pm said:

Jermaine Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson

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Deploy the Sausage on May 18, 2019 at 6:07 pm said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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