Dead Pool [129]

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Congratulations to Jack the Cunter who correctly predicted that Pulitzer Prize Winning Author Herman Wouk would be next to conk out at the grand old age of 103 just 10 days shy of his 104th Birthday.

On to DeadPool 129

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Leonard Fenton
Cloris Leachman
David Stoddart Baron Stoddart
Marcia Nasatir
David Attenborough

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [129]”

  1. George Lucas
    Pope Francis
    Loretta Lynn
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Ginger Baker

    Cuntgrats Jack, Herman has gone through many cunters noms

    • Cunts various, have been filching Herman off me for yonks. But I have finally brought him safely into port.
      Me first ‘un.
      Bingo !

  2. Dracula
    Vlad the Impala
    Lestat de Lioncourt
    Kurt Barlow
    Count Magpyre

  4. Paul McCartney
    Cliff Richard
    Beth Smith (Dog the Bounty Hunters Mrs)
    Honour Blackman
    Nicky Chapman

  5. Bill Wyman.
    Billy Idol.
    Al Pacino.
    Jean Marsh.
    Miriam Margolyes.

  7. Fuck, all the good ones are gone again. Going to have to use lateral thunking here:
    Rachel Riley
    Tommy Robinson
    That cunt Andrew Marr
    That other cunt Alistair Campbell
    Jimmy White (snooker)
    If any are already taken I will sub Sheikh Mohammed al Maktoum
    2nd sub. The goatfucker in charge of Saudi
    Got a good feeling about this one, what’s the prize?

  8. Roger Whittaker
    Dickie Davies
    Petula Clark
    Frank Williams
    Jimmy Greaves

  9. Geoffrey ‘DM Face’ Palmer
    Morris Perry
    Frank Windsor
    Olivia Newton John
    Michael Barratt – Nationwide

  11. Frank Ifield
    Brian Poole (Formerly sang with the Tremeloes)
    Mario Andretti
    Jackie Stewart
    Anna Soubry

  12. Michael Schumacher
    Niki Lauda
    Elton John
    William Roach
    Michael Aspel

  13. Graham Garden
    Hayley Mills
    Douglas Hurd
    Jan Leeming
    John Craven

    I’m confident one of these will finally fucking die.

  14. Jimmy carter
    Jerry Stiller
    Kirk Douglas
    Vera Lynn
    Bob Dole

    Good shot jack

    • Oh – I did not notice there is now and older comments and newer comments section so only saw most recent posts. I will therefore go with :

      David Jason in place of Jimmy Carter
      Connie Francis in place of Kirk Douglas
      Donald Sutherland in place of Vera Lynn

  15. Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Robert Duval
    Gary Glitter
    Tim Currie

  17. I claim an inperic victory. I had Wouk for fucking year until Jack fucking nicked him from me. Bastard!

    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Roberta McCain
    Tony Britton
    Ed Asner
    Vanessa Redgrave

    • A colourful version of events .
      You old rogue.
      Gorbachev has already been picked by the way.

  18. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  19. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    Prunella Scales
    Val Kilmer

  20. Willie Nelson
    Billy Connelly
    Pope Benedict
    Bill Clinton
    Nicola Sturgeon

  21. Jeremy Corbinladen
    John (mao) McDonald
    Diane Abbottcus

    Lionel Blair
    Andrew Marr

    Here’s hoping

  23. Oh bugger missed oite once more and all me original noms paedoed. Cunts.

    Max Von Sydow
    Carl Reiner
    Leslie Phillips
    Eva Marie Saint
    Olivier DeHavilland

  24. Bastard-most orf me replacements stolen as well. A new list:

    Max von Sydow
    Leslie Phillips
    Cicely Tyson
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Mel Brooks

  27. Double bugger, have been orn Lauder since this early am so hurry up and post the bastard. Want me noms back cunts.

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