Dead Pool (128)

Posted on May 17, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to King Cunt who successfully predicted that former Prime Minister of Australia Bob Hawke would be the next to pop his clogs. He was 89. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 128:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (OpinionatedCunt):

June Brown

Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Dick Van Dyke
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter

(Hopefully I’ve picked the right winner this time)

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool (128)”

J R Cuntley on May 17, 2019 at 12:28 pm said:

Betty White
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Madeleine Albright
Jack Nicholson

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Norman on May 17, 2019 at 12:39 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Yoko Fucking Ono

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Cuntancurou s on May 17, 2019 at 12:44 pm said:

Bobby Charlton
Jack Charlton
Mick Mills
Ray Clements
Mick Channon

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Jack The Cunter on May 17, 2019 at 12:50 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Frank Field

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- Shawn of the Dead 69 on May 18, 2019 at 9:25 am said:
  
  Well done Jack.Herman Wouk is dead.
  
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Cunt me in on May 17, 2019 at 12:51 pm said:

Sean Connery
John McCririck
Superstar Billy Graham
Michael Heseltine
Joan Collins

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Bluntspeakingcunt on May 17, 2019 at 12:56 pm said:

Bill oddie
Shirley Williamson
Roy Hattersley
Nicholas Witchell
Vera Lynn

Fuckin Hell, I didn’t know King Cunt was 89. He must have outlived most of the cunt’s he’s chosen.

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Wanksock on May 17, 2019 at 1:01 pm said:

Ken Clarke
V.D. Vera Lynne
Kirk Douglas
Anna Soubry
Amber Rudd

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- Bluntspeakingcunt on May 17, 2019 at 1:32 pm said:
  
  Sorry wanksock, I’ve got Vera as I reckon her life is almost Dover.
  
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  - HBelindaHubbard on May 17, 2019 at 3:09 pm said:
    
    Would sooner be Dover than Frinton…
    
    “Change at Harwich for the Continent, Frinton for the incontinent.”
    
    2
  - Wanksock on May 17, 2019 at 9:34 pm said:
    
    Sorry Mr. Blunt Iwas E minutes late. My old man was a POW and they always called her VDVera.
    I see bloody Michael Hesletine has already been taken or I would have had him passing out from having to carry all the cheques for his appearance fees on the BBC this week.
    May I have Lady Nugee?
    
    1
Cunt’s Mate Cunt on May 17, 2019 at 1:12 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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La Cuntessa Durera on May 17, 2019 at 1:29 pm said:

Quincy Jones
Burt Bacharach
Nancy Sinatra
Princess Michael of Kunt
Ben Stein

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TitSlapper on May 17, 2019 at 2:09 pm said:

George Lucas
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adeleson
Ginger Baker
Loretta Lynn

Cuntgratulations King Cunt throw a shrimp on the barbie when you celebrate later with a glass of fosters

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Captain Magnanimous on May 17, 2019 at 2:18 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 17, 2019 at 2:21 pm said:
  
  He was ace back in the 80s, one of the best actors on Neighbours.
  
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Paul Maskinback on May 17, 2019 at 2:23 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer (Butterflies)
Frank Windsor
Morris Perry
Michael Barratt (Nationwide)

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Master Baiter on May 17, 2019 at 2:43 pm said:

1. Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu
2. Bernard Manning
3. Noddy Holder
4. That shouty mouthed cunt from Safestyle Windows
5. Prince Philip

1
- Mr Bastard on May 17, 2019 at 6:27 pm said:
  
  Bernard is somewhat dead already sadly…
  
  1
HBelindaHubbard on May 17, 2019 at 2:54 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
Joanna Lumley

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Dioclese on May 17, 2019 at 3:04 pm said:

Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Bill Treacher

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ChasCmusic on May 17, 2019 at 3:05 pm said:

Ronnie Wood
Bill Wyman
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Sheryl Crow

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Pedantic Cunt on May 17, 2019 at 3:06 pm said:

Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Robert Mugabe

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'Er Indoors on May 17, 2019 at 3:06 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer

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Just another cunt in the crowd on May 17, 2019 at 3:09 pm said:

Everton Weekes
Joni Mitchell
Lord Mackay
Jeremy Kyle
Ken Dodd

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- Norman on May 17, 2019 at 3:12 pm said:
  
  Doddy snuffed it a while ago..
  
  1
  - Just another cunt in the crowd on May 17, 2019 at 4:13 pm said:
    
    Diddy?
    
    (Sorry.)
    
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Dick Fiddler on May 17, 2019 at 3:17 pm said:

Pat Boone
Giovanna Ralli
George Reynolds
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev

Good Shot, King Cunt.

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Rab C Nesbitt on May 17, 2019 at 3:38 pm said:

Patricia Routledge
Olivia De Havilland
Jack Smethurst
Gary Lineker hopefully
Abu Hamza

2
Mr R Soles on May 17, 2019 at 3:47 pm said:

Chris Evans
Una Stubbs
Nic mason
Tom jones
Steve Harley

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Bluntspeakingcunt on May 17, 2019 at 3:51 pm said:

Fuckin hell, these ‘passings away’ are becoming far too frequent. I’m now beginning to lose faith in my own immortality. Time to turn to religion I think.

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Freddie the Frog on May 17, 2019 at 4:12 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Franco Zeferreli
Pearl Carr
Nobby Stiles
Sylvia Syms

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Johnny-cunt-Lately on May 17, 2019 at 4:19 pm said:

Jermaine Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson

2
- Smeggy Frenulum on May 17, 2019 at 10:15 pm said:
  
  The Jackson Five? I’m going for the Magnificent Seven, if any of them are left.
  
  2
Liberal Liquidator on May 17, 2019 at 4:28 pm said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Edwin Bramall
Margaret Tebbit

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Paul yaskinback on May 17, 2019 at 5:03 pm said:

1 Keith Lemon
2. Paul Gascoigne
3.Petula Clark
4.Johny Vegas
5.Dennis Skinner

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Deploy the Sausage on May 17, 2019 at 6:01 pm said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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- Deploy the Sausage on May 17, 2019 at 6:02 pm said:
  
  Sheizer … treacher stolen.
  
  Madeline Albright.
  
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CuntyBollox on May 17, 2019 at 6:01 pm said:

Goldie Hawn

Andrew Marr
Rolf Harris
Kerry Catona

Edit: corbyn is taken.

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Mince pie guy on May 17, 2019 at 6:04 pm said:

Richard Chamberlain
Ian McKellen
George Takei
Stephen Fry
Derek Jacobi

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