A valedictory cunting for Mavis May.
Her term as Home Sec was a fuck-up it turns out.
She took over EU negotiations using Remoaner aides and without planning for a No-Deal fallback from day one. The only thing the EU fears.
She called a general election where it was deemed that her personality would win the day. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have one.
She somehow managed to unite Remoaners and Brexiteers against her deal. Some fucking feat.
She didn’t sack Chris Grayling, surely the most incompetent cunt ever to hold public office. Also some fucking feat on Grayling’s behalf.
And she clung on and on and on until even her fucking soppy cunt of a husband lost faith.
Farewell my Lovely.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Knowing that back stabbing traitorous cunt of cunts, she’ll accept a position within the EU Parliament or some such bollocks.
She won’t have to worry about finding another well paid job; and if all else fails she’s go to the House of Cunts, become a Dame of Cunts and pick up her £300 per day for being a complete and utter cunt!
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Hahahhaha brilliant well worth a good chortle
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I think Arthur Scargill is looking for a PA.
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Lying fucking useless cunt bitch can dance off into the sunset. No doubt she will be collecting a big brown envelope from Tusk on her way to the House of Traitorous Old Bastards. Fucking whore.
Mind you what sort of arsehole will be taking her place? Heard that pair of wankers Stewart and Hancock on the radio this morning. Fucking soft as shit useless limp wristed cunts. And we definitely don’t want Jeremy Cunt, the rich bastard.
I’m afraid to say Boris looks the best bet and I wouldn’t trust that cunt as far as I can gob. Still, at least all the remoaners hate his guts.
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I hate Boris’s guts too.
So much so I’d rather see Raaaab in No.10. Better still Steve Baker… or Priti Patel…. with Mark Francois as Brexit Secretary…
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Boris will fuck us over, agree about Raab pity he voted for her treaty. Until that point he had gravitas to lead.
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Do not trust Boris one inch, he comes rom the same pod as Cameron. Remember this well.
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Have the Cons actually got any dedicated Levers on their front or back bench? Or have they all sold their souls for the quiet life ?
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Let’s face it, they’re all fucking cunts. They may have the label “leaver” attached to some of them but that means nothing with these snide bastards. Arseholes the lot of them.
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They’ve got plenty – for example: Bill Cash, John Redwood, Andrea Jenkyns.
Plus the ones mentioned in my previous reply. About 50 in all…
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But will any of them step up though? And do they have enough support to please both wings of the party?
Probably not; although it will be interesting how the Euro election results play out when they’re announced tomorrow. If there’s sufficient support for Brexit then that may convince the cunts to support a Pro-Brexit leader.
But then again I could just be talking complete bollocks!
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Well considered comment NCFOM, definitely not bollocks!
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No, you speak truth, clear and true, Fuck these bastards, every last one of them.
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The only members of parliament who decide to stand for election as leader of the Conservative party will be the ones who think they can do a better job than Theresa May. So there’ll be over three hundred of the fuckers.
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I genuinely believe Mordaunt is pro-British,but regular cunters already know my feelings in this direction…
It’s a shame the Jeremy Kyle show has been axed. A special edition, with The Maybot, Sir Graham Brady, Lord Tebbit, The Gove (who would get his face slapped quite a bit too), and, as befits tv shows, with a hand-picked, totally unbiased audience consisting of ISACers. And a final vote/referendum: should she be given a capsule to swallow, or should she be hanged, drawn and quartered ?
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I reckon even Jeremy Kyle would have more self-respect than to have that shower of cunts on his show.
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Body like a coat hanger and a face like a welders bench, and a cunt
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Spidery bentback was my personal nickname I gave her
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The lying shitbag has promised to step down on the 7th of June, has she?
Fat fucking chance!
She’ll grant herself an extension.
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Perhaps she bottled it because she didn’t want to be nominated “Cunt of the Year” again by us angry cunts!
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Correct, remember, she hasn’t gone yet the lying barren bitch.
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Slightly off point but I listened to John Macdonnell this morning warning of a ‘far right’ extremist successor to May. Which one of the assembly of wannabe cunts he means is not clear but of course far right means non Marxist in Macdonnell’s case. Or has Tommy Robinson (not his real name, as reports invariably point out) thrown his hat in the ring?
And by the way. Humphrys didn’t challenge his terminology. The cunt.
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And there in lies a big part of the problem CC.
Couldn’t imagine Brillo letting him get away with that, no fucking chance but the leftists have taken over the institutions and allow this shit to go unchallenged.
That said ‘the people’ aren’t stupid and that’s why 17.4m voted to Fuck Off.
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Yes Humphreys just goes with the flow now. He knows what side his bread is buttered.
Speaking of him I used to like Mastermind with old Magnus. Totally dumbed down now with JH. Equating knowledge of the The Roman Empire say with ‘EastEnders from 1997 – 2015’. So invariably a dumbed down specialist round followed by a dumbed down general knowledge round as well. Mastermind used to be about trying to find ‘the best minds’ now its to find the worst.
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Never was about ‘the best minds’, just about cunts with the best memories.
Evening Miles 🙂
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Evening RT. Your point about the ‘skeletal’ Rory Stewart. So accurate. Like a corpse he is. So an appropriately symbolic leader of for the Tory Party.
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Another reason why they wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole!
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My speciality is Brexit 2016-2019.
The clock starts now.
What have the government done since 2016.
Pass?
Correct.
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I dare say there will be a long queue ready to piss on her grave when she kicks the bucket; and writing “Traitorous useless, spineless ugly old cunt!” in the Book of Cunts (or should I say, Remembrance)
I will be in that fucking queue, and by the time I get to her tomb I’ll be ready for a good dump too!
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They should bury the pathetic bitch next to Blaircunt…….then we would only have to travel to one place to piss and shit on the two biggest cunts this country has ever produced.
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With googleye Brown between them.
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I thought that cunt was already dead!
Fuck
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He was. But the Remoaners dug him up to tell the Electoral Commission to raid Brexit Party offices and hassle Sir Nigel just two days before the election, in order to create the impression there must be something dodgy about Brexit Party donations.
Project Fear, Project Smear. A new fucking low for the Remain Establishment.
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Ask Brown about the money he brought to Paisley to pay off the under age boyfriend of the late Gordon McMaster.( allegedly)
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There will be a prominent sign: “No audible expressions of relief.”
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Got to be worth a stiff stakes punt
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Look on the bright side, she is an obvious shoe in for “Strictly”…..
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Just imagine having a night of unbridled passion with May!
Removing her clothes to reveal a right old wrinkly corpse of a body; deflated tits hanging down to her navel; and a crusty minging minge smelling of an old fishing boat; and an anal passage well used and abused by all the cunts who have already taken her up the arse!
Imagine her sitting on your face while sucking you off!
Fuck- have had far too much beer this afternoon
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…….and made me need a rather large quantity.
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This fucker held on far too long, like an anal clinker that you just can’t scrape.
She had the chance to really make the UK great again.
Stop the endless rush of human garbage from Eastern Europe, tell the EU and “business leaders” to go fuck themselves for we are GREAT Britain and we will not be talked down to by a bunch of cunts.
Instead we got spineless negotiations, the daft “deal” and people worrying about feathering their own nest before making us a proud nation again. I heard some MP who instead of earning his money as an MP happens to run a mega-farm relying on cheap labour from Craplakistan and Booska Booska to top up his already full bank account.
I pity us all if this is the best we can do and if the Tories put up another Maybot then I’m giving Steptoe and his trashy band a go…can’t be worse.
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Oh yes it could…
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Alot fucking worse….
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Her embarrassing episode outside No. 10 reminds me of the Steptoe Funeral episode:
Oh Gawd, what you crying for ??
Some of the neighbours might be looking…
A total embarrassment to GB, and on so many cunts.
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Here’s my two penneth worth…
https://dioclese.wordpress.com/2019/05/24/about-fucking-time-too/
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I’ll give you 3 penneth for that Dioclese. Sums up what everyone I know thinks about the dissembling scheming bitch, crocodile tears and all. What an absolute cunt. Never mind. There’s plenty more cunts in the wings waiting for their entry to the stage, and what a stage of comedians it has become. RIP UK.
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The Conservatives might choose another half in/half outer though i’m hoping Boris will get the job and do a wto before getting a kick ass deal.
The Conservatives only have one more shot at this and if they fail then the Brexit Party at the next GE is our only option.
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Boris is a cunt. You are a daft cunt if you cannot see this.
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He also voted for May’s Deal, when she brought it back for the third time.
As Sir Nigel put it:
“Boris talked about vassalage, talked about slave state, talked about May’s treaty in more colourful language than I would use and then he votes for it. So what does he really believe?”
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Totally fucked of with the bitch.
New PM Tory contenders have already started to fuck about saying they won’t work with each other.
FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU.
Cunts.
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Rory Stewart said he would not serve in a Boris government, not because Boris is a fat lazy incompetent lying chancer, but because he has said he would keep No Deal WTO on the negotiating table. Pathetic.
Stewart doesn’t have a hope in hell anyway, ugly skeletal waste of space CUNT.
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‘We have to bring the party and the country together’.
Fantasy. It was either in or out. Remain or leave. One wins and one don’t i’m afraid. Live with it!
Cunts.
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Yeah, they’re ripping into each other already, cunting each other off. Doesn’t matter who the PM is you still have a remoaner Parliament, a cunts parliament.
For once I agree with Catweazle…….we need a General Election……get rid of the remoaners…… clear out the trash.
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Hopefully the electorate will make a start by getting rid of remoaners Catweazle, McDonuts & Starmer. There’s only two decent Labour MPs: Kate Hoey and Graham Stringer.
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It’s worth pointing out to Catweazle that Gordon Brown was never elected by his own party and when he took over did not call a general election. More two faced double standards from Labour.
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Fuck another tory-turncoat, Boris the bonkas won’t do much better.
We need 7 MPs with some guts to resign, not from the Cabinet, but from the sinking party.
Then a GE, then a Brexit Party government / majority and the No Deal we (17.4m of us) voted for.
Fuck may, fuck the tory-turncoats, fuck the current bunch of cunts in Westminster and arrise! St Nigel.
Tell the EU to fuck off and buy our shit from elsewhere before they come back with a cracking deal.
We British don’t follow others, we lay the fucking path, make it work and are then followed by others.
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Lib Dem’s as opposition will vote down everything put forward.
Total stalemate. Total failure.
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May is an undisputed Judas cunt… But what if either Rudd or McVey is her replacement?…
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McVey unlikely… Elmer Fudd impossible!
I’d bet my wife on it.
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Remember RTC, the last time you lost your wife on a bet? You went without a decent hot meal for weeks and it took a lucky bet on the Grand National before you won her back.
😆
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Nothing gets past you Bsc!
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Dudd has ruled herself out ‘for now’ which tells me she doesn’t want to take any shit for future Brexit related fuck-ups.
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The Tory membership (90% Leave) won’t accept another Remainer anyway. The final two will both be Leavers.
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Rory Stewart must be like the political equivalent of the UK’s Eurovision entry, imagine this sending this used tampon as our Prime Minister around the world.
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The Dudd isn’t standing. It doesn’t matter anyway, the momentum is with Sir Nigel. They will shit themselves when those results come out tomorrow.
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Remember when I said ‘Moby’ had gone up slightly in my estimation?
Well, the bald tuneless cunt has gone straight back down again…
He is now bowing and scraping to Natalie Portmouth and had decided that it was all his fault and that she wasn’t a predatory little trollop… He has even apologised to Knickerless Nat… Of course we should have known… A Hollyweird celebricunt behaving like a shameless slapper? The very idea…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48409377
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Her entire Premiership was about failing to deliver Brexit and getting us all ready for a second referendum, where people will vote Remain because they’ve been convinced by the botched process that it’s impossible to leave the EU.
The moneyed interests that really run Britain couldn’t immediately push for a second referendum, and they didn’t have to. Theresa May, being a childless old hag with no reason to even exist, was more than happy to live in the spotlight for a couple of years in order to push this fake attempt at Brexit and “prove” to us, the plebs, that it’s impossible.
I don’t think Brexit will ever happen, because we, the people, have literally no power at all to decide anything.
We voted for Brexit and we get no Brexit.
Across the pond they voted to “make America great again” and got more NeoCon warmongering and more immigrants than at any time in that country’s history.
Democracy? It’s all make-believe!!
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As IDS said in the Marr program, if a second referendum voted remain, there would be an immediate call for best of three.
And as Nigel told Cable, the problem is that if a second referendum voted leave, the Remainers would still refuse to accept it.
Also looking forward to tonight when the results come out, but the exit pools suggest the Dutch have already bottled it and elected a bunch of federalist cunts…
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There should never be a woman Prime Minister again…
Fucking ever!
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Mark Francois came out with a great quote “the dancing queen has met her waterloo” he won’t stand for the leadership, but he should be made Brexit secretary.
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Whoever the next PM is there will surely be an element of “Take a chance on me” or even “SOS”.
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It must be hard work being an MP, acting the snide, self serving, lying cunt 24 hours a day. Do they practice being a cunt in front of the mirror I wonder?
I’ve taken a deep dislike to this Stewart cunt. He’d be better off keeping his gob shut and staying out of the limelight. He’s a fucking untrustworthy cunt if ever I saw one.
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FTF, I agree with you completely. The first time I laid eyes on the ugly, skinny cunt, I suspected he was a self-serving shit and I wasn’t wrong, judging from his actions and comments over the last few days. However, being a politician, he couldn’t be anything other than a self-serving shit. I really dislike politicians, especially those who are alive. Bunch of cunts.
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In his interview today mentioned his military service also that he was a diplomat. I don’t trust him. One of those weedy blokes who gets off on military power. I bet he’s Interventionist in military matters. Exactly what we don’t need. More interested in the problems of the world than the problems here. A Tory Paddy Ashdown.
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He also tutored William & Harry. WTF?!
That alone makes him a mega-Cunt. But there’s so much more…
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/25/rory-stewart-need-know-international-development-secretary-runs-prime-minister-9689952/
Establishment Remoaner fuck of the highest order.
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Treason May never belonged in the Conservative party. She’s a Libtard Democrat who started her career calling the Conservatives the “ nasty party” .
She was King Midas in reverse. Absolutely everything she touched turned into a pile of steaming shite. A one woman biblical pestilence on this nation, a plague of locusts in human form.
Good riddance to the cunt.
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May ended stop and search when she was Home Secretary. The result – an increase in knife crime.
She introduced compulsory gender pay gap reporting. Result – an increase in the politics of victimhood.
Her Brexit “ deal”. Result – disintegration of politics, slavery and humiliation for the U.K., destruction of the Conservative Party, politics destroyed for a generation.
Fuck off.
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