Will this Brexit thing never end……?
This is DEFRA who have spent £400k counselling the darlings. That’s £400k of our money spent on people doing their job. In offices. With heating and probably windows. For a 37.5 hour week. And a bullet proof pension. Taking zero risks.
So where does the stress come from? It wouldn’t have anything to do with them being shifty, pen pushing, hysterical Remoaners by any chance?
Answers on a fucking postcard.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
At last count 459 of them were on plus 100k pa, 96 of the cunts on 200k pa and above,the next 32 are on 190-200k pa. There are thousands of retried civil servants on 50k pa pensions.
They should be fucking laughing.
Cunts
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Fucking load of bollocks. It ain’t happening, was never going to happen and these cunts have done sweet fuck all. Fuck knows where that 400k is going, probably in some cunts pocket.
Brexit stress my fucking arse.
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We’re the poor cunts suffering from Brexit stress and all we’re getting is screwed.
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Mike Ashley has lost his £150 million share stake in Debenhams.
Stop laughing at the back.
Poor Mike ….
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Get to fuck.
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And don’t forget the soppy, whispering wankers that deliver the counselling – group hugs and beanbags all round – encouraging drippy malingering weaklings (or shrewd operators with an eye on a claim) to ‘open up and share their hurts’, before skipping off with a pocket full of coin.
Self-perpetuating fraudsters, the lot of them. The whole ‘grief/trauma/stress management’ industry has now gained an unassailable foothold; any organisation that doesn’t immediately offer counselling – no matter how insignificant the ‘trauma’ – is vulnerable to being reamed later on in court by the shyster compo culture.
Oh for the days when ’stiff upper lip’ stood for a bit of backbone and moral character; not a specialist sub-section on PornHub.
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Dear Mr Cuntbubble,
We have investigated your complaint that the disbursement of £400,000 of taxpayers’ money on counselling for DEFRA employees constitutes an unnecessary and profligate expenditure of public funds.
We are are obliged to inform you that your complaint has been found to have no .substance.
The expenditure was properly incurred by our Department. Unfortunately the funds were incorrectly debited to the Employee Health & Wellbeing account and not the Employee Social & Recreational account.
Please be assured that he individual responsible for the accounting error has been disciplined. He wil not now be permitted to attend the celebratory party for the failure of Brexit the financing of which will be met from the funds subject of your complaint.
I am, Sir,
Your Obedient Servant,
A. W. Anchor.
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Daily Express article today – physicists claim life is everlasting. Time consists of discrete packages that exist forever. When you “pass on” “cross over” or just plain die you continue to exist. But in bits. Yeah, right.
Trump: when will the wall be finished God? Not in your lifetime Donald.
Netanyahu : when will there be peace God? Not in your lifetime Benjamin.
May: when will Brexit be delivered God? Not in my lifetime Theresa.
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It certainly applies to Daily Express articles themselves; Lady Di and Maddy McCann’s immortality are assured primarily because the cynical hacks at the Express keep regurgitating their stories for the middle-aged female readership.
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Working to scupper Brexit is probably the first real job these parasitical Civil Servants have ever had to do in their lives.
No wonder the poor entitled diddums are feeling so stressed out.
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Apparently over 11,000 people received support and counselling for mental health problems after Grenfell.
That equates to over 150 grief stricken souls for each of the 72 people that died.
Ka-Ching
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I wonder how many of those were the fire crews that attended? And I’m not talking about that lying cunt Edric Kennedy-Macfoy that wrote a book about his experiences AFTER the fire was out. The lying cunt. Oh, did I already call him a lying cunt?
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I’LL tell you what is stress being terminally ill and being sanctioned coz you didn’t turn up for an interview.Walk a mile in these people’s shoes and you might find out what real stress is you bunch of spineless Cunts.
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What about the poor old employees of the Brussels Broadcasting Corporation? Appearing on the telly and lying like a cunt for 3 years must be pretty stressful? Send them on a nice relaxing holiday…….Mogadishu, or somewhere like that.
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‘Stress’? Try carrying out Advanced Life Support on an elderly lady whilst her husband of God-knows how many years is sat in the corner in tears pleading with you to save his wife’s life. (We did, thank fuck). Or a mother with her fucking baby turning blue screaming at you to do something. Do that a few fucking times and then we’ll have a chat about stress, you fucking desk-riding rodents.
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Must say, I’m enjoying watching the England Ladies playing “footie” on the BBC tonight. It’s nice to see that the Corinthian spirit still exists in at least one corner of “the beautiful game”. Good to see skill and teamwork instead of the histrionics employed by so many of the Premiership players.
The fans don’t appear to be quite as common either.
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I think we may all be thin skinned about something. I know it sounds ridiculous but some people would be upset if their dogs are executed. I get particularly distressed if my stock of coop brandy drops to below 2 litres.
As for my cat, he is far too much of a cunt to allow himself to be executed.
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is your cat named Merkel and do you stroke it often?
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Archie, net weight 7kg so if someone shot him it’s doubtful bullet would penetrate
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It appears the EU is set to impose a perpetual extension to article 50, allowing the UK ample time to cave in and sign up to the 4th Reich’s Vassal State Withdrawal Agreement.
The only hope now for a genuine Brexit is to leave on WTO (section 24) rules. But as we’ve seen with the Sugartits Cooper bill’s special treatment in Parliament, the Remain establishment and the EU are determined to stop that happening at all costs.
https://brexitcentral.com/managed-no-deal-wto-option-using-article-24-gatt-can-avoid-raising-tariffs-quotas/
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We have been had, proper conned by a bunch of cunts.
Vote them into oblivion.
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We have to. Obliterate everyone of the cunts who have thwarted us. At the ballot box that is.
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Not sure the Cooper vote means anything since EU law (Article 50) is still in charge at this time. But the chances of April 12th arriving and no-deal being done by deafult are next to zero. Too many EU cunts want us ti stay.
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Not stay – the EU cunts would much rather we ratify their vassal state Withdrawal Agreement, which is in fact an internationally binding treaty – they’ll have us right where they want us then, over a barrel caught by the short and curlies.
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Local elections in England and N. Ireland, except Londonstabistan, on May 2nd.
European Parliament elections on May 23rd. Usually a poor turn out for both but will be interesting to see what happens this time.
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Unfortunately in my constituency my options are as follows:
Conservative- Cunts
Labour- Cunts
Lib Dem- Cunts
Green Party- Cunts
That’s it.
Will of course be voting but spoiling my ballot paper.
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We’re lucky Mr Stroker, somebody is standing for the Local Yorkshire party !
Im hoping they’re something like off the League of Gentlemen. I’m not voting for them until I know where they stand on Brexit.
Last week I had labour canvassing, I set off telling them how betrayed I felt, they started on with “we’re interested in local issues ” so I said to them “you really don’t get it, fuck off”
There faces were a picture.
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In the last Euro elections, UKIP was the winner, with 24 MEP’s, Labour came second. After the fiasco of the last three years I would expect the margin to be much greater.
Good evening.
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I just hope the Brexiteers vote doesn’t get drowned out by itself. Split between UKIP and Brexit party.
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If they’re sensible and share the seats out equally between themselves, they’ll win by a landslide.
Labour, LibDumbs and Greens will hopefully split the Remoaner vote.
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As well as Chukka-vision.
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I’ve heard worse from over in the US. One soppy cow had to leave her university because she went into the canteen one day and was freaked out by the sight of sauce on food. I shit you not. Apparently, NOBODY had ever served her food, or told her, that food can have sauce on it.
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So what? Nobody told me my vote counted for absolutely sweet fuck all.
How stupid do I look now?
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Doing a bit of gangster shit listening to the radio… and what do I hear… Waitrose have labelled the dark chocolate duckling the ugly one and the brown and white ones are the pretty ones, they have now withdrawn the chocolate ducklings and apologised… What a sad country we gave become. I am embarrassed and but can see the option to make a few quid out of the liberal whitey/companies.
I’ll ask for black flour next time I’m in Tesco and if they say I can’t get any I’ll demand an apology…probably get free shopping. What a pile of cunt and probably white cunts protesting abaaaaaht it…I’m the only brown cunt I’m Waitrose anyways when I go shopping… Full of snobby posh whiteys…I bet they look down on me. Piss off
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Fack awwwwf
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Its easier for companies to shit themselves and take preemptive action rather than telling said cunts to fuck off, and I will be it was some soft shit-for-brains white liberals taking offence on behalf of minorities most of whom couldn’t give a fuck.
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Agreed LL, I bet it’s 97% whites who complained (and probably a few Tesco and other rival supermarkets employee’s).
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Well, B&W I don’t think you can expect the posh whiteys to have any sympathy for you after you were filmed on that train laughing about dead peacefuls. You need to know your place mate, and it’s well below the gays and the peacefuls. You’re not even proper African you fake. Sorry, but somebody had to say it.
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FTF you’ve shattered my delusions. I thought I was top of the feel sorry for/gimme some compo/discriminated against tree… You mean to say they haven’t forgiven and forgotten my drunken rant on the train… I was suffering from brexitism and I’d been hanging out with some racist whities who radicalisd me. I’ve since converted to snackbar… That’ll get me back up the sympathy tree. Feel free visit my website… http://Www.itsthewhitemansfault.org
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Well, if you’ve gone towelhead B&W that’s totally different.
I like to see a man stand up for his beliefs and, as I don’t actually own any goats, you’re ok by me.
Do carry on.
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It’s nearly bedtime B&W. Maybe you hum ‘Ebony and Ivory’ before you drop off?
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I salute the confederate flag every night MP, whilst dressed like Louis Farrakan. I’m not confined or anything… I simply hate most people that’s all.
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Confused or anything…auto correct is racist
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You caaaaaaant
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More undiluted cuntishness!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-47859826
Can’t say I’m surprised.
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Not sure I would place 100% of the blame at her door, RTC. OK as a goat lover she is an open goal. But as a doc, the cuntlord managers likely had her managing far too many patients at once – she had been working 12 hours without a break FFS!
My Mrs is a Doc and every day tells me how the NHS spreads the medical resources thinner and thinner to cope with the demand. There are simply insufficient doctors, nurses and beds.
What the fuck the government, managers, etc are doing to remedy this, Cod only knows.
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I take your point Paul… and useful to have Mrs Maskinback’s view from the factory floor… but I’m an unforgiving cunt when it comes to gross medical negligence, I wouldn’t want the likes of Dr Garba anywhere near any cunt I care about, nothing to do with her being a goat lover btw. Thank Dog I don’t have sprog.
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They should hang the Islamic cunt & the snowflake apologist bastards who allowed the ugly pig to be reinstated.
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No mention of how much money was spunked on Common purpose courses. Anybody in “higher” positions at virtually all the County Councils, Londonistan in particular plus most cops of Chief Inspector and above have completed or in the process of becoming Graduates. Listen to that cock Paul Mason explain how Britain needs a “socialist ruling elite” that will take over government should we plebs revolt. He is all for that too. Cunts. I wonder what the real men thought when arriving back from the Great War about their “home fit for heroes” when the majority of firms wouldnt employ ex servicemen? Dont blame or associate the fruit of my loins on this bunch of fucking namby pamby’s. I have no idea who the fuck shed them but they and their parents are as much use as and as dim as a Toc H lamp. Where the fuck did the breeding stock go wrong? I must go now and fill in my form to claim for PTSD from the South Atlantic spat. Remembering oppos with their feet stuck to the red hot deck of a blazing type 21 Frigate has brought on my delayed stress.
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I heard that show and Campbell immediately jumped on that remark and Sir Nigel clarified what he meant. It’s fucking obvious he didn’t mean kick the cunt’s head in and the Campbellcunt didn’t pursue it.
I was struck by how polite and reasonable Sir Nigel was with that disgusting, blood stained piece of shit.
Compare that with James O’Shithead and the way he deals with any cunt who dares to argue with him on the phone.
The media is owned and controlled by the ruling class and you get their justice. Simple.
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Yes and pray heaven we never return to political debates on the economy, employment, defence, etc., lest we see the cunts for exactly what they are: globalist shills determined that a smaller and smaller elite annexe a larger proportion of wealth and power.
They do this by promoting fringe identity politics (race, gender, religion, sex) manufactured to divide society into smaller and smaller victimhood groups so that no one group remains large enough to overthrow the cunts when the time comes.
Government, meejah and big business (especially the tech giants) are all on board with this approach of ‘divide and conquer” and this is why the largest single group in that society (white people in the West – especially white men, who are the most likely to revolt when democracy fails, as it is now) has to be demonized and set against every other group in that society as their oppressors.
It’s all bullshit.
There is only one group of oppressors and they are the elites, their puppet governments, and their propagandist media outlets. Everyone else loses.
So while we’re spoonfed non-issues such as gender pay gaps, green energy, gay rights, ethnic oppression (if the west is so fucking oppressive, how come most of Africa and the Middle East wants to come here rather than say another ultra wealthy country like Saudi Arabia? Hmmm?) we take our eye off the ball in realising that Red or Blue (on both sides of the pond) are now no different to one another and while they say we live in a democracy where the “Majority Rule”, it is in fact an Ersatz democracy where WE have the right to choose but THEY ultimately make the decision inspite of our choice.
Twansbendahs make up a tiny fraction of 1% of the population and yet – given all the coverage from the media and government – you’d think that they mad up 99% of the population.
All deflection to keep us away from realising that while our economies are growing (UK and US) how much of that growth is actually making it in to our arse pockets? Er, none!?!
Dunno about you fuckers but my earnings have remained the same since the crash of 2008. My living expenses have not remained static, they have gone up, so in net terms – in this growing economy – I’m worse off that what I was 10yrs ago.
So where has all that new found wealth gone then if not to the “squeezed middle” (where I find myself) that no one – certainly no one in government – wants to talk about?
Simple: firmly in the arse pockets of the elites where it was always intended to go.
That’s why transgender toilets is big news but stagnating wages in a growing economy is not!
All controlled by the elites and their lickspittle minions.
They need to be dealt with.
First stop at the ballot box!
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Good point. One reason i gave up on social media is the identity wank and trump derangement. Trivial bollocks. I’m getting a little fed up with the coverage of Brexit as well.
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I’d love to see more coverage of Brexit because, as far as I can see, so far it’s all been about Remain.
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Barely an hour goes by without O’Shithead referring to Nigel as a “weapons grade liar, a racist and a snake oil salesman” or worse.
Meanwhile Nigel is invariably evenhanded and polite when speaking to cunts he disagrees with.
O’Shithead and Cambellend, twin bullies hatched from the same egg fertilised by gobs of jizz scooped from a shit smeared Southern Rail toilet seat.
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That’s about the most unhygienic conception I’ve yet heard of.
Nearly as gross as my “old whore from Silesia“ limerick.
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Yes! And please bear in mind these pampered cunts don’t even have to DO anything these days, because all they do is cut-and-past EU legislation; getting paid 8 hrs wages for a two-minute task. This, by the way, is why the Civil Service are so opposed to Brexit – they’ll actually have to work for a living!
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