This cunt is using the bullshit of telepathy to stop Brexit. Let me guess Brexit is reversed and this twat will take more credit for stopping Brexit than Hasslehof took for bringing down the fucking Berlin Wall. Alternatively We skip out with no deal and no doubt it will be anyone’s fault but Uri’s. This man was and still is an Uber cunt in everyway.
Some old magician bloke has outed him on every shyster scheme he has ever come up with yet still he is stealing oxygen and making no doubt a tidy living. URI when you fail to stop Brexit please remain in whatever country you are in and never darken our shores again.
Nominated by Cuntsince1066
Uri Geller is… a cunt, we all know it. Anyone who works as a medium/psychic and claims to bend spoons for a living, is the living breathing Oxford dictionary definition of a cunt. Apart from existing as a parasitic cunt, what has he done recently? Well, the smart cunt thinks he can stop brexit with the power of his mind. Yip
So here are some personal favourites from an actual letter he wrote to Theresa May. Hmmm, I thought he could telepathically send her the message:
“I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit. I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit. As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this and believe me I am capable of executing it. Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.”
This oxygen stealer actually used to live in May’s constituency. He said he had known the prime minister for 21 years and that she had visited his home.
“Three years before you became prime minister, I predicted your victory when I showed you Winston Churchill’s spoon on my Cadillac, which I asked you to touch.” Prophetic!!!
This will make him really popular with the isac crowd, he also claimed he is using the power of his mighty mind to ensure that “Jeremy Corbyn never gets the keys to Number 10 Downing Street”. “I will ensure that they bend out of all proportion to ensure that he never takes up residence there,”
There you have it fellow cunters. Uri has got this and he loves us. I’d send him to the fucking peacefuls, so he can bask in the best of human nature. I doubt they’d be using spoons on him!
Shove your whole cutlery set up your arse you waste of space!!!
Nominated by Cuntflappage
Big mate of non pervert Michael Jackson. Doesn’t seem to boast about his friendship now though.
Full blown cunt who claims magical powers much derided by fellow illusionists.
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He wants to deflect any attention from his friendship with ‘Michael’. So this.
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Shame that he didn’t use his telepathy on his good friend, Michael Jackson, and convince him to stop abusing children…although wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he enjoys rubbing more than spoons.
Sinister Weirdo.
https://goo.gl/images/Z25Q8q
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I would like to bend a baseball bat round his skull, it’s a shame Mossad don’t bump the fucker off for embarrassing Israel.
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They haven’t got time to bother with Uri Geller. They’re too busy trying to destroy the Labour Party.
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Peddling your loony conspiracy theories again.
Not a supporter of corbin by any chance are you?
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Catweasel’s doing a pretty good job of destroying Labour on his own, doncha think Miles… 😀
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I see the TITs are on the case…
https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/joan-ryan-gets-standing-ovation-as-she-s-america-s-biggest-pro-israel-conference-aipac-1.482015
You don’t get elected in the US unless AIPAC approves. Deny it who can.
What Ryan’s looking for is enough funding to be a big fat centrist party. Doesn’t matter who pays.
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‘Not a supporter of corbin by any chance are you?’
What if I am? Who are you the fucking thought police.
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There was a weirdo called Geller,
Michael Jackson was his favourite feller,
He loved bending a spoon,
But we thought him a loon,
The cunt.
Goodbye for now.
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‘”I conjure thee by the dread powers of Winston Churchill’s Spoon”… attempted Rincewind. There was a gale of sepulchral laughter, and the Thing from the Dungeon Dimensions slithered scratchily closer…’
Pity Terry Pratchett’s, er, passed. There’s a Discworld book begging to be written there.
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(Posted yesterday, sorry about the repetition:)
Celebrity charlatan and all-round phishing trickster turd Uri Geller has poked his head above the fence as he tends to do every ten years or so to dupe and fleece another generation of low-intelligence cretins. However he’s not pulling a spoon out of his arse this time.
“I can stop Brexit with my mind” said the camp, old quack. The phoney, black hat piece of shit continued, “I vill schtop Theresa May mekking Brexit to happen.”
What? He can stop Brexit happening but he was unable to stop his mate Wacko Jacko from raping young boys?
Con-artist cunt.
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It makes me sick that radio stations are still playing that Wacko cunt…
‘But, but… He hasn’t been found guilty’…. Yeah, and Jack The Fucking Ripper wasn’t either… Jacko fans are fucking cunts…
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They’ve banned Jonathan King songs, Gary Glitter songs …. even Frankie Goes To Hollywood for a cover design! You also won’t see any old episodes of TOTP2 that contain BBC treasure Savile
Yet child-grooming and its subsequent actions is apparently alright.
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In the photo he looks like Borat’s simple brother, sans Freddie moustache, attempting to eat soup.
I cunted “Mystic Megs” last year as I genuinely loathe these nefarious spivs. Absolutely no laws against them whatsoever. It’s a licence to print money as there are always credulous fuckwits eager to lap it up. No surprise he’s a Remainiac.
Con-artist cunt.
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There is a law against these crooked bastards.
It was the Fraudulent Mediums Act. It’s been updated to something else now, but whatever it is it’s never used enough.
This arsehole has been disproven that many times now, I’m surprised he’s still trying to peddle his bullshit in the UK.
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He disappears for a decade then resurfaces with a new twist to seduce the fuckwitted and credulous – this time it’s Remainiacs. All those times he’s been proved a charlatan and fakir are suddenly substituted for the cretinous desire by humans to believe in the supernatural.
I didn’t know about that law, Duke. Interesting. What a shame it’s not enforced.
This is a true story: When I was younger, I worked in a mid-sized theatre that occasionally had clairvoyants/mystics. On one night, a certain famous Welsh clairvoyant was heading the bill – grumbling as the auditorium was only half full (fewer chances to achieve the “Is there a Dave here?- type rubbish). They asked for the box office accounts just before curtain up. First half – on come the shitty support acts. After the interval I went to the front foyer to check the audience were entering and returned backstage to give “clearance” so they could begin the second half. In the wings, with his assistant, was the Welsh clairvoyant going through the accounts checking the names of bookings, addresses, details. These were subsequently used in the show to astounded audience, their eyes watering as he conjured images and messages from recently deceased. Quite nauseous..
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I just saw Jesus in my Naan bread.
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Fake, fraud, liar, bullshitter.
Typical remoaner.
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Just don’t mention James Randi.
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Did someone mention James Randi?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N3vGGf-ZIkc
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To be fair to URI he’s in his seventies now and been overtaken by younger, better stage magicians who have more appeal to the Millennials. Bent spoons and keys just don’t cut it any more.
Always on the lookout for the main chance he has realised there is a field of opportunity ideal for a creepy, lying, bullshitter snake oil salesman…..politics!!
This cunt isn’t as dumb as he looks.
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No… but his audience is.
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I reckon he’d make a great lackey for Chucky UmdummyOutdaPram. He could predict future results for the Independent Anti-Democracy Group and “see” whose seats were safe. At their annual conference, upstairs at the Nag’s Head, Islington, Geller could do turns like hypnotising snowflakes into believing Project Fear and bending Sourbry’s strap-on.
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Can you feel that, Uri? That’s me engaging in a psychic battle with you and taking a psychic dump on your forehead.
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There is a vacancy he should apply for as I think he would make a good Chuckle Brother
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The ball from the 1966 World Cup Final is on display at the Football Museum at Urbis in Manchester… But the ball has to be displayed a certain way… This is because someone showed it to Uri Geller and the cunt fucking autographed it… True story… The man is a fucking cunt…
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This weirdo turned up to a Zions Federation Israel Independence day party at Wembley once. I I had a VIP ticket and met him in the roped off area.
WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO! Spent the entire time with dark glasses on clutching hand gel.
Mother fucking spoon lover…
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Dear Uri,
You don’t need to be a mind reader to figure out what I think of you. It’s written in good old plain and simple text below.
U r a cunt.
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A barmy old bender.
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Here’s the latest Zodiac predictions for Uri Geller:
You’ll be seeing lots of stars and kissing lots of moons, and feeling very giddy because Michael Jackson is in Uranus.
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Faith Healers as well. Desperate parents of a sick child. How it’s done. Repeat again and again you’re not praying hard enough. You haven’t got enough faith. You must try harder. The implication that it’s somehow their fault. Then subtly shift it (no explicit mention of money) to you must ‘give’ as much as you can. You must ‘find’ it in yourself to try harder. Now the donation box handed round. But a slip with it -three boxes 500 dollars, 1000 dollars, 10, 000 dollars. Which one do you choose with a desperately sick child…
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Fucking disgusting creature, had the nerve to vandalise our World Cup winning football claiming that it would help us win Euro 96, that worked then.! Also championed Jackson but was notable for his absence in the leaving Neverland Doc, I bet the perverts autopsy revealed a large amount of Geller’s jizz in his gutt, if I ever was to support a Palestinian hit it would be on this weird cunt.!
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Uri Gellar is in need of a cunting. A couple of weeks ago, this ‘psychic’ was back in the news claiming he’d used his Godlike powers to help Remainers to betray the UK. Today (Friday 5th April), he’s claiming credit for the leak that struck the commons. Yep, this spoon bending fraud, is claiming that HE bent the pipes that caused it to piss down on our dishonourable members. Of course, nobody was aware of this, until he ran to the press, and I suspect nobody will give a fuck.
This is a man who claims that he got his ‘powers’ after seeing a UFO when he was a boy. He’s been quiet for a long time, which I was quite happy for him to do, because I think he’s a complete an utter loon, and I’ve never really liked him. I don’t for one second think that he did what he’s claiming to have done. I DO, however, think that the Old Bill should be having a word with him, because in my opinion, he’s just admitted to committing criminal damage.
Remain already has plenty of nutcases among its ranks, they don’t need the ultimate nutter coming out on their side with this kind of bollocks. I can just imagine the likes of Starmer reading his claim and thinking, ‘for fuck’s sake Uri, fuck off and join the Brexiteers’. Except we don’t want him. In fact, despite the fact he lives in the UK, he should keep his nose out of this.
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