Sir Philip Green
He’s a bit of a lad, ain’t he just? ‘Phil Boy’ has kept us well entertained in recent times, with his duckin’ an’ divin’ darhn the financial market, wrecking the BHS pension fund and that. A proper card and no mistake.
Course, the lad’s got a reputation as a ladies’ man as well, and thanks to ‘The Stun’, his latest exploits in that regard have been revealed. Pictures in the rag show Green, 66, ‘stroking and tickling a woman while clutching a champagne bottle’. The twenty-something employee is referred to repeatedly in the video of events as ‘Naughty’, and is described in the article as ‘sitting uncomfortably on his lap’. Uncomfortable? Come on, darlin’. You should be delighted to be pawed and slobbered over by such a legendary Lothario.
Yet again, ‘Sir’ Phil has demonstrated the exceptional probity that remains the hallmark of both his business and personal life. Never was a knighthood more richly deserved. His wife and children must be so proud.
Nominated by Ron Knee
What a cunt. He has fucked over more innocent people than Michael Jackson.
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He looks like he is about to do the dirty with the beast from the Ugly South Coast Flashers nom, I don’t know which one would be more repulsed.
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& by quite some margin, Capn. M
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He is a small, fat corpulent, baldy cunt. There, said it.
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I’m finding it difficult to decide which is actually the more repellent pic: this of Sir Philip or Sir Limply’s recent “splash-page” image from granny-swinger.com.
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The pair of them would make a great coupling on ‘pornhub’. Catagorise under ‘extreme fetish’.
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***Shock! Horror! Politician Tells Truth!***
Apparently Elmer Fudd is “mortified” after describing Diane Flabbottomus as a “coloured woman”.
😳
Out-bloody-rageous, I think you’ll all agree…
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Evening Mr C. I trust you steered clear of Ó Briain today.
I was genuinely surprised at her usage; series four of “The Sweeney” was yet to be broadcast the last time I heard the term “coloured” used as a genuinely harmless (albeit shallow and insincere) euphemism.
Clearly Rudd’s remarks were altogether anodyne, and indeed intended to be be supportive, harmonious and indicative of her ésprit de corps. So w(hat)t(he)f(uck) was it with “coloured”?
A real Simon Pure of a mystery, and no error.
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Evening CS.
As Captain Beefheart said, “Everybody’s coloured, otherwise they’d be invisible.”
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Ice Cream for Crow is a great favourite of mine. I “borrowed” my brother’s copy donkey’s years ago, and still have it (and play it).
Didn’t know that quote, though.
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Thanks for reminding me of one of the late great Captain’s quotations, fast and bulbous! I’ll buy you a Cherry Phosphate.
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An auld acquaintance, Tez Burke, has an excellent show called “Fast and Bulbous” on local radio, BCB 106.6 (qG¹) on Wednesdays at 11pm (I think).
Abstruse late 60s/early 70s stuff mostly. He is a bit of a pompous Yorkshire bellend to be fair, but what he doesn’t know about Prog Rock, Kraut Rock, The Canterbury Scene et hoc genus omne is, to be brutally unvarnished, not worth knowing. Tez’s knowledge of the subject is Delphic.
¹ quod Googlum (New High Latin)
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Bulbous also tapered, Sir Cuntalot.
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I listened to te interview, I heard The Fudd say
“The fat fucking racist bitch gets everything she deserves, so the cunt can fuck off”
Nothing wrong with my ears!
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Slimy Cunt of the highest order. Cunts don’t come much Cuntier that this Cunt.
Eat Penguin shit, you fat fucking lard arse. CUNT !
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I can see immediately from the fine physique, taut torso and muscular build, that SirPhil ( to his friends ) is every woman’s dream date. With a full rug of curled hair , a suave and sophisticated posture he can surely pull any woman he wishes.
I am away on holiday next week, but need to check my passport or something. Before or after specsavers though. That is the question ?
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He’d pass for Romanian.
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Nasty fat immoral selfish greedy rude arrogant fucker with tits.
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Bumped into him and Stelios at the harbour in Monte Carlo,: They were walking without security.
My man said good evening gentleman to them and Sir Phillip went a very funny colour….
Amber Rudd is in trouble,again! Called Flabbot coloured. Surely it should be obese chicken loving brain dead race baiting gormless cow in need of a calculator and a burkah.
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How the fuck is it that you can’t say ‘coloured’ but ‘person of colour’ is acceptable?
Rudd should’ve called her “Gorilla in a wig”.
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Or “David Lammy in drag”.
Evening Thomas, how goes it?
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The Dudd is a proper posh toff, of course she talks like she’s in the 1950’s. I bet , before, she got her useless arse into the House of Commons (appropriate word in her world) she had never been in the same room as a “coloured”. They don’t even employ them as cleaners in Cheltenham Ladies College.
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Apparently Ms Rudd was in a long term relationship with fellow Tory mp Kwasi Kwarteng so how racist can she be? Or Is the lure of the “ big bamboo “ So powerful that all prejudices become irrelevant ? The fucking land whale Abbot should have her thong rammed down her jerk chicken hole to try and stop the constant flow of fake outrage and real racism which spouts from her more often than a pigeon shits.
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Ain’t so bad, RTC. How about yourself? I’m just deciding what shit car to get now that the mighty Carina has been written off by that dozy bint.
I must maintain my standard of having the shittest car in my road by a country mile (and the next car must be even shittier than the last)…got my eye on a Vauxhall Carlton…
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TBH Thomas, I’m going through a bit of a depressive episode. ISAC is about the only thing that’s stopping me popping my cork.
If Mrs May’s Brexit Deal gets through the Commons, I think I’ll have to call it a day.
Regarding your car, did you not see my words of wisdom re a replacement?
I suggest a VW Beetle, with removable front passenger seat, Ted Bundy swore by them.
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That’s a damned shame, RTC. I can supply you with limitless amounts of porn of every description if that would elevate your mood?
Rather than dwelling on Brexit, you ought to have a watch of “My 600lb life”…it’s fucking hilarious!
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I’m not dwelling on Brexit, it goes a lot deeper than that. But destroying what’s left of the country’s self respect by voting through May’s Deal could be the straw that breaks the Creampuff’s back.
Thanks for the offer of filth though, I fear however I’m all spunked out right now.
My next door neighbour’s wife likes “My 600lb Life”, I’m more of a “Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away” cunt myself. Or was, can’t be arsed with TV recently. We still watch Judge Judy whilst eating dinner sometimes.
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Sorry to hear your feeling down cream puff.
Remember, Dennis and myself are only a call away if you need us xxx
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Evening Mr Engine, i can get hold of a nice 1972 mustard coloured Morris Marina if your interested ?
Sorry about the use of the word coloured.
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That sounds damned sweet, but I need something that can do 35mpg…I do love a wanky Morris though.
Have you seriously got one?
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Thanks MPG, that is of enormous comfort.
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Nah. You need to find an old Morris Marina. Now THAT is a real heap of shite. Your neighbours will shoot you on sight.
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Heard the banging on about it on radio four, in between the Brexit horror stories. Of course, from all those interviewed, the consensus was that she is obviously racist. Seems they couldn’t find someone to interview who could sympathise with a very obvious slip of the tongue. What’s acceptable and what isn’t seems to change daily, so I expect more people to fall foul of the thought police. In fairness, Rudd was playing uppity top trumps, and got caught with her own shit splash back. She said it’s not right to criticise people for their colour or gender. I agree, however neither should it shield you from being criticised when you are a cunt.
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If Owen Jones loves Islam so much why doesn’t he get bummed on a Saudi beach?
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When I’m fucking my girlfriend¹, she doesn’t seem to mind when I say “d’you like that, nigga?”
Apples and oranges, I concede, but it really is odd that Amber Rudd used the term “coloured” today. The expression has long since mutated from an awkward euphemism born of US apartheid/segregation, via Enoch Powell and The Black & White Minstrel Show, to a disparaging and racially-offensive term in noughties-Britain.
¹ N.B.
If I called my girlfriend coloured in any context, I expect it would occasion substantial disfigurement and laceration. She is British Jamaican, goes to the gym 3-4 times a week, has the physique of Venus Williams, and the temper of her sister, but fortunately does not compete at international level in any sport.
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When you call her “nigga” though, caughtspedding, are you careful not to accidentally inflect an “er” rather than an “a” on the tail end of your romantic bellow?
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Yes, Cunt Engine, and you indeed spectacularly well grok my meaning, I notice.
I also normally attempt a Bronx- or Harlem-type (as I ideate it, at least) inflection and intonation. Keeps it “light”, if you know what I mean? Which I think you do….
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Black chicks are on my fuck-it list. Does your missus have a sister I could have a go on?
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You and Catweazle could bond over your shared desire to fuck a black woman, TITS…although fucking Mount Abbott probably counts as bestiality…
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I am okay with half black/half white but half black/half hippopotamus is where I draw the line.
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She has two sisters and four brothers TITS. One of her sisters looks a little like Dianne Abbott, and the other one looks like she needs a square meal.
She was the last of nine kids (at least–two died) her mum had, who certainly saved the best till last.
Whenever I see Serena playing, it reminds me of her, though my girl has more the tone of Venus.
She does have a daughter, but you’d probably not last ten minutes, and although she looks like a model, she has a temper like Michael Gordon Peterson.
Stand well back.
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To be honest with you, my favourite black chick at the moment is Candace Owens – the things I would do to her would be felonies in at least 30 US states.
Although I’m fairly certain the things Candace Owens would do to me might be considered war crimes under international law. It’s okay though, she could just use the defence of “I dindu nuttin!”
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Never heard of Candace Owens, and she’s not my type. Looks like a bit of Thai/Laos/Cambodian/Vietnamese in there? Mariah Carey chipmunk cheeks, and doubtless a hideous, rhotic Americorn accent.
I’ll stick with my girl, LOVELY, dirty full-on, old-school SE London accent (nothing like the current bullshit eg “maaaih laaif” [=my life]…CUNTS]
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Well Candace Owens floats my Banana Boat! Each to their own I suppose.
I’ll be honest with you, that modern, urban London accent from movies such as Kidulthood and Adulthood really grips my shit.
I don’t mind traditional London accents and dialects as my paternal grandad was born within the sound of Bow Bells but these young fucking cunts can’t even string together a coherent sentence.
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Nice to see you back on form, Krav.
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Saw your latest ‘nom’ krav? Sounds like a result?? Nice one.
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Thank you….
Long road ahead but the worst is over.
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Phaaoooorrrf! Look at the chest meat in that picture, I’m suddenly in need of a soapy titwank.
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A man of great taste sir
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I’d fire one into him.
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Me too, one of those 6 foot long Thundercat rockets they use at firework displays. Straight up the fat cunt’s jacksie.
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Tommy Robinson faces new contempt of court proceedings
The Attorney General Geoffrey Cox, who has referred Robinson to the High Court, has said the move is in the public interest.
Geoffrey Cox. A man playing with fire in several respects.
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Well hopefully Tommy’s QC will be able to fight his corner because for months the attorney General has sat on his hands but has now pulled this out of his arse?
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It’s a pure disgrace the way Tom is treated. If he was of a coloured origin It would be a different story.
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He’s also had his Spacebook, Twatter and Paypal accounts closed down in a bid to silence him.. Its not just the Universities doing the ‘No Platforming’..
A prior warning of what could happen if a cashless society is forced upon us and you start speaking out of turn and not towing the line. You’ll be shut down and unpersoned like all the other thought criminals.
Cor blimey!
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Green was put forward for a knighthood by Blair in 2006*, when the cash-for-honours scandal broke: the implication is obvious.
Although Green was happy to back the winners in 2010, and even did a review of government spending for the pigfucker. I would not lie to you.
It must have been just before he got his Sir that he re-engineered Arcadia to obtain
“…a maximum apparent positive balance of £476 million, out of which a dividend totalling £1,299 million in all was paid.”…and never mind the tax avoidance. Subsequently, he creamed off a cut from money borrowed ostensibly to keep Arcadia in business.
http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2006/06/19/sir-philip-green-the-rewards-of-tax-avoidance/
I can only endorse the cunting and hope for a uniquely horrible end for this jewel-encrusted cunt and his parvenue consort. Might be more economical to destroy Monaco, come to think of it, and lose a few more taxdodging supercunts. A peak season Ebola epidemic, perhaps.
*He was actually knighted under Cameron.
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Parvenu is one of my favourite words, Mr K.
I find myself in tactit agreement with much you say, btw.
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Never heard of the word until I saw Stan and Ollie. Stan uses it to describe Hal Roach. Someone who has made it big but has no class.
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As it happened the missus and I saw ‘Stan and Ollie’ this very afternoon. Coogan was great as Stan, I thought.
Parvenu itself’s a classy sounding word, it rolls off the tongue, but basically it refers to someone who’s a cunt, and a cunt Green certainly is.
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(The late) Bruno Ganz used it to brilliant effect in one of Adolf’s fiercer rants in „Der Untergang“¹ (in German, Parvenu is also a loan-word, with almost identical pronunciation.)
As I recall, things were getting close to the end, and the Führer was railing against the Reichsmarschall, Hermann Göring.
It was ironic, of course, as the greatest true parvenu des dritten Reichs was Hitler himself.
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A terrific film,cs. Seen it four times, and it improves with each showing. ganz was a fine actor.
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This bullying piece of shyster shit had the audacity to call his ( stolen money from bhs pension fund) super yacht “ LIONHEART??” Utter cunt!!
When confronted this (penguin from batman 2 lookalike) cunt got all confrontational and punchy!
Many would call him a coward, liar and a thief? Make your own minds up……..
personally I believe the establishment should have removed the “sir” a very long time ago……….
Proper cunt!
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Evening Q, if there was any justice in the world, the Highstreets answer to Gordon Geko would do ‘a Maxwell’ and take a tumble off his yacht in the Med.
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Justice unfortunately is hard to come by and is currently in short supply Liberal.
But share your feelings on this most horrid of men.
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Now that LL, is an outcome I could relate to where this fat fuck is concerned.
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Or choking on his food or a heart attack.
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I’m white. You can call me anything, pale, pink, cream, pale, puke, light light brown, cunt, racist… fucking anything. I’m fucking sick of overly sensitive b0ng0 people playing the race card at every fucking opportunity.
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I was reminded by my mother when as a young boy being taken on a bus and seeing my first ever black person. Apparently I stared for ages.
At the time was told that you must refer to a black person as “coloured”, but under no circumstances as black
Today we must refer to our coloured friends as “black” and under no circumstances “coloured”.
MAKE YOUR FUCKING MINDS UP.
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My Nan said that the first time she saw one (a black bus) coming down the road towards her, she was so scared that she ran across the road and walked on the other side. Probably good advice 100 years down the line in stab central.
Personally, I like to make frequent refernce to ‘niggley problems’ at work, always raises a few eybrows when misheard.
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Green is a ugly fat messer, and to top it of he’s a greedy cunt who can’t begin to spend his ill gotten gains, I hope he dies soon.!
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World Book Day today but I was a tad confused by seeing kids dressed as Star Wars stormtroopers.
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Before he took the ruinous step of rinsing BHS, you would have thought he might have visited his local BHS and helped himself to a handful of quality bras.
Christus, the fat, greedy old twat could have given Maria Whittaker a run for her money in the bangers department.
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Help me Cunters!
I am about to watch Question Time and Owen Jones is on the panel.
This is going to be painful.
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Take a deep breath krav, get a drink, then sit back and watch in the expectation that the wee toerag will make himself look like an arsehole. He usually ends up doing that, and it’s the little zealot’s most endearing feature.
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Yes, Owen Jones just out cunted himself…..
More tax is his answer to everything.
Vile,silly little poof.
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Just like night follows day krav, Jones will make a cunt of himself if the chance presents.
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I’m recording it – wouldn’t be able to sleep otherwise…
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Owen “cunt” Jones on Cunstion Time tonight.
Am awa’ tae mah bed, d’yah ken! Canneh be watchin’ that wee scunner!
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This horrible fat fucker is the Bernie Weinstein of the clothing industry The sooner his Knighthood is revoked the better A disgusting advert for the United Kingdom of not what you know it’s who you know Another horrible person who thinks he’s above the law and just laughs as he gets away with it time after time.
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The cunt would make a good few candles if he was boiled down for sure, GWB. He’s got bigger tits than some women I know.
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Yep Ron tits like a woman Have you noticed how shifty he is? He won’t look anyone in the eye I can imagine him to be a big baby without all his cash any normal woman would tell him to fuck off you fat old bastard He needs a good slap.
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Make that Harvey Weinstein apology to Bernie Weinstein
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Watching Qt.I am so sick to the back teeth of career politicians like Margaret Beckett.The duplicitous train of thought of her and her ilk is sickening.She thinks we are fucking idiots who can be so easily manipulated.Then again she has been voted in dozens of times.Time to drain the swamp!
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Cunts got a torso like a gas blown cadavar, I’d give him 5 years max and a maximum slapping for screwing workers out of their pensions.
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Owen Jones is a true certified cunt.
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Indeed he is as only too evident on QT tonight.
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I can’t stand this fat fuck.
Greedy, thieving, entitled, grotesque cunt of mammoth proportions.
It makes me puke each time I see a picture of him and his vacuous, botoxed wife swanning around the fucking Med on their yacht, usually with minions in tow peeling her a fucking grape, all on the buck of the hardworking BHS staff that they ripped off.
It does not surprise me at all that he can sink to other depths like groping employees, fucking fat letch.
If he tried that shit on Nurse Cunty, he would be scooping up his gonads from the shop floor (He’d require a magnifying glass first, of course)
CUNT!!
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A good cunting Ron.
I can thoroughly recommend the Oliver Shah biography extensively serialised in the Sunday Times last year to give you the full low down on this odious slug.
I do believe it’s out in paperback on March 28th.
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