Douglas Haig

Douglas Haig

CUNT
Mass murderer of his own troops or incompetent Cunt, the jury is still out over a hundred years later. But hey, either way?
The butcher of the Somme.
The donkey leading lions.
His own troops didn’t trust him, the prime minister didn’t trust him.
To say he was cavalier with his own men’s lives is, I think, a tiny bit of a fucking understatement.
This bell end allegedly worked out that we were winning the war by counting our dead and assuming that the enemy was losing more, becoming annoyed when some regiments had not lost ‘enough’ men.
He eventually sent one million men and frightened boys to their inevitable terrifying end against the enemy machine guns.
Maybe he was hoping they would use up all their ammo and go home.
Anyway, long story short. War ends, massive fucking statue erected to the murdering bastard, big fuck off slap in the tits for the widows and grieving mothers, and the best part is, it still fucking stands there in all its cuntishness in the middle of Whitehall like butter wouldn’t melt.
There was one in Scotland, but even his own countrymen had the decency to remove it to Edinburgh Castle out of the sight of decent people.
His family I know, set up the poppy appeal.
Well whoop de fucking doo. They wouldn’t have needed to sell as many had it not been for that Cunt in the first place.
In all probability, he will have sent someone from your family, to their untimely death.
CUNT!!

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

50 thoughts on “Douglas Haig

  1. Difficult one this. I’m sure that there are people on here far more knowledgeable about history than me,but I’ve always thought that Haig was a product of his times…”Great success requires greater sacrifice” He was fighting a whole new type of war in an era when life was cheap. Undoubtedly he made mistakes which resulted in carnage,but without trying to excuse him,hindsight is a hell of a gift.
    Interesting Cunting,Count.

  2. Are we nominating dead cunts now?
    Sorry, historical revisionism is an interesting subject but it’s for snowflakes and doesn’t belong here.
    That’s my fucking opinion anyway.

      • Morning Q.

        Spivey is naturally my first port of call for reliable, fact based, bias-free information.

      • Good morning RTCP
        Although he’s a deranged cunt I do find some of his shit highly entertaining, proper LOL….
        I’m particularly fond of his transformation pictures
        Starts off a Michelle Obama and ends up as a white English lady called Mavis?
        😂

      • TBH, I’ve only ever glanced at Spivey’s site a couple of times, usually when someone mentions him on here…..

        More an Icke man myself 🦎

      • Yeh the ickesters always good for a snigger, be it space lizards or that ancient alien spaceship aka the moon

      • Yeh cro magnon man was a proper cunt with their low skulls and wide faces!!
        The fuckers only stood around 5ft 5inch
        Hopeless cunts 😂

    • Sorry you disapprove Freddie.
      I suppose I really meant to give the statue a cunting.

  3. All I know about Haig is through Blackadder’s 4th series set in WW1. Blackadder himself was quite scathing of the man, calling him incompetent, cowardly and a complete cunt (admittedly the writing was done through lefty Ben Elton).

    But just like so many generals of the time – they bark out orders in the safety of military bases a hundred miles from where the shit is kicking off; and when things go tits up he’ll blame the troops for being pussies; and when things go well it’s another medal on the cunt’s tunic for doing fuck all!

    He comes home a hero; the real heroes return home in coffins or spending the rest of their lives living in poverty & squalor.

    fuck him

  4. My great Grandfather fought in WW1, was shot in the side of his face with the bullet exiting around his ear the other side. The obviously overrun medical staff (who had to prioritise likely survivors) said to leave him as he wouldn’t survive… He did though and carried on fighting in France. He was also one of about 7 to survive a bayonet charge and ended up with a hook on one of his hands.
    Great grandad I salute you, and I you make me proud.

    • Mr Haig looks the type who was probably sat on his stiff ass, quaffing whisky and eating banquet style whilst the poor Soldier’s had to obey his orders.
      Mr Haig was probably the inspiration for that cunt of cunts Beckhams shite Haig Whisky. So Douglas Haig is a cunt for inspiring David Beckham… What a pile of cunt.

  5. Listen to the lyrics of “how do you sleep?” by the Stone Roses. It’s about generals sending soldiers to their unnecessary deaths.

    • I think Sting wrote something similar with his “Children’s Crusade” song back in 1985. Quite a moving song regarding young kids being sent out to France in WW1, while all the upper class cunts stayed well out of danger.

      • They didn’t though. The young men of the aristocracy were decimated because most became junior officers who actually led their troops into battle…

  6. I would quite like to round up all the trash, cunts, tramps, drunks, snowflakes, addicts, James O’brien, remoaners and waste of spaces and have a Running man (Arnold Schwarzenegger film) type show starring all of the cunts.
    Obviously they will all have to run for their lives and eventually meet their end in a most entertaining manner. Imagine the viewing audiences… Would easily beat X factor and Cunt and Dec’s Saturday night takeaway.
    The advertisers would falling over themselves to get in on it…Andrex could supply toilet paper for the contestants who will be shitting themselves etc.

    • @cuntflap, What if the Flabbot tumbled down there… She’s so thick skinned the razors wouldn’t work and she would straddle the poor Gorilla and no amount of viagra would help poor Gorilla.

      • Special episodes would be the way to go… You could have the Somalian benefit scroungers episode, the People’s vote episode, the MP’s episode. I think it’s a winner.

      • I think the Gorilla could be taught whilst on cocaine, I would nominate Blair as the sparring partner.

    • There was a similarly titled game show in Armando Ianucci’s spoof talking heads/retrospective Time Trumpet called Rape an Ape.

  7. Probably spent most of the war climbing into that fancy Sgt. Pepper outfit.

  8. Haig was a playboy. He got outflanked in military manoeuvres about 1912 and was chastised about it. Obviously he made lots of excuses. He was never held that high by the other generals. He was a Victorian general fighting a modern war. He never listened to advisers about the mud in Flanders. Even napolian knew about that. Should have been shot.

  9. Thank god WW1 saw an end to amateur officers who had bought a commission. That said, the always brave men and women of our Armed Forces have always been let down. Look at the inadequate equipment of the Falklands and early Iraq conflicts. I truly believe our military planners take a more compassionate approach these days.

    One major problem in this day and age will be delay caused by ooman rights lawyers and SJWs. If you want a credible armed force, you need to be swift and decisive, and not hampered by libtards.

    • Morning Sgt. Maj.

      I always thought that Officers could buy their commission in WW1, but actually just looked it up,and according to Wickipedia, the practice was abolished in 1871…far earlier than I thought.

      • I stand corrected, Dick. Interesting. I suppose social attitudes at the time allowed the tommies to be treated like canon fodder.

      • Just in time for the Zulu War of 1879 when all the intake of 1871 got the chop in Zululand 22 Jan 1879

  10. Shamima Begum: ‘We should live in Holland’ says IS husband
    Shmouk in a pancake….

    • He is dying from the inside since his lies have led to more deaths than Haig’s fuck ups.

  11. I am late to this but:
    Haig was a product of the times. The upper classes didn’t give a fuck about us lower orders so war was easy for them. The upper classes don’t give a fuck for us now but have to be more circumspect.
    The 100s of 1000s this cunt sacrificed pale into insignificance when you consider the cost of Blair’s self aggrandisement. Haig is a dead cunt. Blair is an unpunished cunt.

    • Lost one here. Two German names, for which I deeply apologise, but they’d lose something in translation, and the post was not obscurantist as a whole.

      Geldim gordum fethetmedim

  12. Haig was a bit like Tony Blair when he sent us into Helmand Province in 2006 Out of Sight out of Mind As long as he was ok fuck everyone else. Both a pair of chancers.

  13. Yeah, hindsight is a wonderful thing isn’t it? Bet yo a so hate the fact (now) that India was divided into India and Pakistan too. Or that deposing Saddam was a good idea.Haig did things that were done in those days, end of.

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