‘Celebrity Nonentity’
You see? It almost rhymes!
An atomic bomb rated cunting – again – for these fuckers. Invariably Yank; always completely talent free. We are certainly not talking Brunel; Lincoln; Turing; Churchill ….. or Dalglish here.
The list is literally endless but to pick just two non stories given unwarranted OTT coverage on, you guessed it, Al-BBC, I give you Kendal Jenner and R.Kelly. Or maybe that’s Kendal Kelly and R.Jenna as I wasn’t paying full attention because I was only waiting to turn over for Lucy Verswamey on the other side.
One is ‘newsworthy’ for being the first billionaire, based on being a Social Media ‘influencer’ ; the other is a (C)rap ‘Musician’ who has had a toys out of the pram moment on some unwatchable Yank TV show for beating up his bitch. I’ll let ISACs guess his racial profile.
I don’t know who to cunt most….the persons themselves?; the idiotic, snowflake lemmings who digest this pap and follow them on Twatter? Al-BBC for deeming it important enough to broadcast. Or the internet advertising producers for deeming them worth their riches pin the first place.
The world has gone fucking mad. And I’ll bet there’s no-one ,not even under 40, whatsoever living in real U.K. eg Middlesbrough; Cornwall; Wiltshire or Wales who gives a flying fuck either.
Nominated by Isaac Hunt
Celebrities” are Cunts.
“Made In Chelsea” cast members, “The X-Factor” contestants, “Big Brother” residents, footballers’girlfriends,internet vloggers(whatever they may be) ,actors’ children etc. Doesn’t matter how fleeting or tenuous their brush with fame,they are now celebrities who are to be consulted on all kinds of questions by the Media who seem to think that we thick Plebs. will be fascinated by what Gaz from “Geordie Shore” thinks about Brexit,or what that fat Fruit Robbbie Williams’ wife thinks about famine in Bongo_Bongo land.
These famous nobodies also seen to exist in an incestuous cycle of appearing in each others’ television shows. Television bosses seem to think that no television programme can fail to be improved by the addition of some “celebrity” of whom we’ve never heard. Of course, the “celebrities” then feel the need to keep their public profile high and behave as “outrageously” as possible.
Most of these so-called celebrities would struggle to be recognised in their homes,never mind by a jaded audience fed up with vacuous wannabies.
However,there is some light on the horizon, I’ve noticed that there have been one or two cases of ex Love Island and The X-Factor falling into a depression when the limelight moves on,and topping themselves. I hope that their good example is copied by more of the “Reality TV star” set….Gemma Collins,you fat piece of shit, I’m looking at you to show a lead.
Fuck them.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
4 million democracy deniers have signed a petition to cancel Brexit.
Why?
Because sheeple can’t think for themselves and a load of C list celebrities told their followers on Twatter to do it. I don’t know what annoys me the most – the fact that most of these cunts think that their fame makes their opinions so much more valuable than the rest of us or that their slavish followers are so thick that they’d crawl naked on their hands and knees through broken glass to stick matchsticks in their shit.
Half the cunts don’t even live in this country or pay our taxes so in my book don’t qualify for an opinion in the first place…
Nominated by Dioclese
The sad reality of this tsunami of talentless gobshites having their 15 minutes of fame and cuntitude is profit!! These shows cost a fraction of anything passing as real entertainment and generation fuckwit can’t get enough of it, the production companies pay these brainless exhibitionists little in the way of hard cash instead supplying them with copious amounts of booze and rubbers (if there’re lucky), it’s a case of light the torch paper and stand back.
A few go on to make decent money as they fuck and vomit their way from one show to the next, others are found swinging from a tree in a park!!
It’s a modern day coliseum but instead of gladiators you’ve got fame hungry cretins who are prepared to sacrifice any modicum of self respect in the hope there’s a career in amongst all the bollocks!!
The cunts that watch this utter shit are the enablers! Most of whom would gladly swap places with their “ heroes “ if the opportunity arose….
it’s pathetic……..
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‘The cunts that watch this utter shit are the enablers!’
Exactly, and i (perhaps) hate them more than I do the pouting gimps they idolise; at least the gimps get a bit of cash for disgracing themselves.
What do the goggleboxers get? Findus meals and shit-for-brains.
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Excellent cunting.
The world we live in now is really pretty sick. I actually am increasingly reminiscent and in mourning for the 1980’s when I was a teen. No internet, no social media, no mobile phones, no rampant obsession with self-publicity and image or selling bottled toilet water, or a clothing line or a fucking baby buggy range (like that vacuous fuckwit Abbey fucking Clancy) with your own name attached to it for an extortionate price….. and the list goes on.
People are famous for being famous now. They have no tangible talent or skill. They are their own brand and that brand stands for nothing whatsoever. I cannot wrap my head around it.
That Jenner trash is what exactly? Simply famous and monied because she has in common the same snatch that spewed out those equally talentless Kardashian tramps.
The world has indeed gone mad.
If this is what the youth of today sees as heroic, worthy of idol worship and someone who should be revered, we will all be truly fucked when we reach our twilight years. Today’s ‘Generation Z’ do not have the mental scope or capability to see beyond their smart phone screens.
It is truly frightening and deeply depressing at the same time.
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Social media will do more damage to this planet than any nuclear bomb….
As for these ‘celebrities’? It makes me wish we’d lost the war…
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We did lose the war, Norman. We just weren’t told about it, that’s all.
But you’re right about social media. It has given the idiots (be they politicians, terrorists, deviants or whatever) a platform from which to engage what passes for the minds of the young and not so young once they’ve been suitably indoctrinated by the incessant drone of the cultural Marxists in the schools and mainstream media.
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Your stomach needs to be lined with double gloss emulsion to watch any of them. As for the Laurel & Hardy duo, aka Robbie & Mrs. She always looks as though her jeans have exploded, and they missed him with the badger culling. All he needs is a cows heart valve. Then he can spew crap from both ends and remain standing.
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You can’t knock getting a heart valve from a cow. I got one put in seventeen days ago and it’s saved my life.
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Seriously great to hear, Allan – hope things are moo-ving in the right direction for you now.
Errr, my coat’s ’round here somewhere…
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That’s nice of you. The alternative would have been a pig. I wasn’t bothered which.
A long time ago I read a book called Gray Matters by William Hjortsberg. It contained a line something like ‘Her nipples performed open-heart surgery on his chest.’ Years later I found out what he meant when I took my young assistant at work back to my place. She had the most fantastic tits.
Now I’ve experienced the real thing and I can tell you this, nipples are better. I’ve a cut right down the middle and my breast bone is held together with stainless steel wire. If I go to the airport I’ll set off all the alarms. I can’t say it’s better than being dead because I haven’t tried that yet. And I’ve felt like that a couple of times recently.
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Knocking transplant valves was not the intention!!
Taking the p*** out of Williams was.
Best wishes with your transplant recovery. I had one ten years ago.
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That’s ok mate, I knew you weren’t being serious. Glad yours worked out well for you.
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No worries Allan:)) Best wishes, and I hope you feel better soon.
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Celebrity charlatan and all-round phising trickster turd Uri Geller has poked his head above the fence as he tends to do every ten years or so to dupe and fllece another generation of low-intelligence cretins. However he’s not pulling a spoon out of his arse this time.
“I can stop Brexit with my mind” said the camp, old quack. The phoney, black hat piece of shit continued, “I vill schtop Theresa May mekking Brexit to happen.”
What? He can stop Brexit happening but he was unable to stop his mate Wacko Jacko from raping young boys?
Con-artist cunt.
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I wish he could stop his heart using his mind!!
The CUNT ……
Afternoon el capitano
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Buenos tardes, señor Queezling.
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I’d like to see if he could stop a bullet with mind control, the mental bastard.
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…or send him to Newham to stop a bunch of teenage, knife-wielding Somalian dealers to drop their machetes…”with his mind” , Alcatraz man.
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Seemingly millions of the useless fuckers.
Thought it was perhaps because of my age. Asked my young son who some of the so called celebrities are. He has not heard of many of them either. So who are these cunts?
Definition of a celebrity is “a famous person, especially in entertainment or sport”, or “the state of being well known”. Feel the label is being distributed rather too liberally.
Bit like the girls advertising the beauty products. Often described as “actress”. Perhaps, but only for the fucking advert. And by the way, who the fuck is the Clare Balding big chin lookalike in the shampoo advert?
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You can’t use the word “actress”, it’s sexist. Surprised your highly offensive post has not been moderated.
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That really knackers it up when you’re trying to explain she was talking to the Bishop.
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Yeah, except Bishops mostly talk to boys.
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Only a million turned out yesterday for a second referendum. The other 15.1 million were probably washing their hipster beards and cooking vegan meals.
And…. why is everyone talking about Unicorns all of a sudden?
Goodbye for now.
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An uncountable number of people, maybe a million maybe less, every last one a fully paid up snowflake.
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The Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.
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True or False ?
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True. It goes back several hundred years and proves that Snowflakes have been around for a very long time.
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Perhaps, and the Loch Ness monster is the notional animal of Scotland
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According to the libtards Britain outside the EU is as likely as finding a unicorn.
It doesn’t exist, it can’t exist, it won’t exist and we’ll make sure it won’t fucking exist.
At least, I think that’s what it means. It not easy to figure out what’s going on in their spoon fed little minds.
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I found a Unicorn in a Robinsons pub, I ended up having loads of them.
TTFN.
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Agreed, RC – Wembley Stadium has a maximum capacity of 90,000. Go watch the Queen gigs on YouTube, then come back and tell me a million people turned up at the Democracy Deniers rally yesterday….
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More people turned up in Manchester the day after United won the Treble in 99… I got back from Barcelona and ended up on some scaffolding in Deansgate…. It’s a bit hazy after that…
The BBC and their ilk are talking bollocks… There weren’t even a million people at Nazi rallies in the 30s… The Stones Hyde Park gig in 1969 got a bigger crowd than this ‘Peoples March’… Same goes for the Silver Jubilee in 1977… The bullshitting libflake cunts can fuck right off…
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They’re getting desperate now, that’s all. They will plumb any depth and no lie is too big to tell.
Even with everything at their disposal to thwart the will of the people, they don’t know how it will end. They don’t like that because they want to be in control.
If by some miracle we did get no deal, I would expect some suicides on they’re side, and I would willingly assist them.
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I made up my mind many years ago that I no longer could stomach the endless drivel and utter shite broadcasted on our TV networks so I mugged off the TV licence.
Best fucking thing I ever did. Not only do I save £150+ a year, I have also denied the anti-British Broadcasting corporation funds which they have since used to make anti-British/Brexit programmes or pay their (many) convicted paedophile staff such as Savile, Hall, Harris, Langham and king.
The other upside is I no longer have to endure shit like Ant+Dec, X-Factor, celebrity get me out here, Britain’s got talent etc etc……..
Let’s face it, if you can get three quarters of the UK population to sit down on a Saturday night and watching a dancing sheep Dog on Britain’s got Talent then you have full control.
Police, Army and state surveillance not needed. You just kill your populations brain cells with this never ending cycle of celebrity shite ensuring maximum control of a dumbed down populace who sit down and tune in whenever you tell them to.
Distracted citizens won’t care or notice as much when their government sells them out to the EU, just so long as they can vote on who the better ball room dancing couple is.
Utter fucking CUNTS everylast one of them. Z-List useless fucks…..
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All these so called celebrities and social media influencers are fuelled by the advertisers and the more attention they get the more the more they are pursued by advertisers.
You cannot blame them, they are getting shit loads of money for doing fuck all, its the followers, mainly the young who buy into this shit.
Rather than lowering voting age it should be raised to 21, young peope claim they are engaged with the world, sadly the engagement is not through life experience but through social media.
Kids on instagram are told what to wear, what to drink, what to eat now going on strike to march against climate change then go home with no more insight into reality than “get me out of the fucking jungle”
I would love to hear this at some point
“As a young person I can make my own decisions, I am not influenced by social media or reality TV”
CUNTS
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When I was 15, my physics teacher told me that I should think for myself rather than go with the flow. I’m sure he came to regret that one…
Hand on heart, I could never accuse him of being a nice chap, but I’d unhesitatingly take him as a teacher over any of today’s Brave New World rejects.
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Channel 5 tonight 8pm….. unmissable…..”Britain’s Favourite Crisps!”
“Celebrities discuss the top twenty and reminisce about classic adverts.”
Fucking hell! Two fucking hours of cunts you have never heard of talking about fucking crisps.
Yes, fucking CRISPS!!!
Who watches this shite?
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I bet Terry “fuckwit” Christian is on it,
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Fucking crisps?!!
As Tony Newley once sang, ‘Stop the fucking world! I want tot get off!’
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I wouldn’t mind but we all know the refugee loving taxdodger’s brand is going to win.
The cunt.
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Arsebiscuits to taxdodger !
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It’s worse than that……
…. It’s a repeat!
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Davidstow cheddar cheese and Modena-balsamic-infused onion crisps (or any Wanker’s product) can have that unfortunate effect, particularly after a few small glasses of fruit salad tinged “craft” beer.
Thank God I’m off to Berlin in a few weeks, can pick up some Hayman’s navy-strength gin at a sensible price, about 5 mins walk from ex’s flat. Asked for pink gin the other day (in a gin bar); they were so dumb they didn’t know what Angostura was. Tried to sell me all sorts of crap. And the licensed trade complains that people are drinking at home…
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Seven packets of Smiths Crisps for a quid… Fanny’s your auntie, can’t go wrong…. Walkers are a load of shite…
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There can never be enough cuntings for these wasters. Thankfully i don’t really watch TV or read newspapers nowadays so my exposure to these brain-dead cunts is minimal.
The queen-cunt of these travesties is arguably Katie Price. She symbolises pretty much everything about this class of vacuous, chattering tumours I loathe. A desperate clawing for publicity, however degrading their personal situation, and the Daily Fail to record a mishap, perhaps stepping in a puddle while wearing Jimmy Choo slingbacks?
One saving grace is perhaps her lack of incessant public virtue-signalling, but is that through indolence or ignorance of the shleb’s new media role?
Also, any celebrity who whines when mocked can fuck off. Comedy works when punching up, so shut up and suck it. You’re being paid to do nothing but gurn.
Comedy also works when punching down, just as long it’s funny enough.
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I remember when chat shows had proper celebrities… ie: people who usually had a bit of talent or were good at something… People like Muhammad Ali, Peter Cook, Audrey Hepburn, Robert Mitchum etc… Now they are imbecilic comedy shows with ‘comedians’ (ie: cunts) like Corden, Norton and Carr as hosts and they are full of talentless nonentities and cunts like those Jenner/Kardashian scum and bottom of the barrel twats like Titless Swift, Ed Sheercunt, and Lana Del Boy who are all happy to part of the modern version of the Victorian freak show…
How did that New Seekers thing go? ‘l’d like to build the world a bomb, and blow up all the cunts’…
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Ah, that was back in the day when interviewers like Parky let their guests do the talking. Now days, Jonathan Woss and co just uses guest as a foil for their comedy as its all about them. As for that New Seekers song, last I heard those Gallagher fuckwits had pinched it for one of their dirges.
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How the fuck that Elmer Fudd-aliike ugly mong, Jonathan Woss got where he is today is one of life’s great mysteries… Can’t the leering cunt talk to any female guest without smutty probing or making some dirty ‘joke’?… The cunt needs taking to the vets and doing….
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Interesting how the media always overestimates the number of people on anti Brexit marches and underestimates the numbers on pro Brexit marches.
I wonder why…
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Indeed. I see that some people have given more reliable estimates, based on the amount of space involved, and how many people that space can contain, and a generous estimate is around two hundred thousand. They called it a million people march before it started, so that figure seems to have become adopted by our reliable state broadcaster. Parade of cunts more like.
Also, they have been using that inflated number to say that more people turned out than the demo against the Iraq war, you know, the one that changed government policy, and stopped us going to war. Ain’t that right, Tony? Remember that, if you see the cunt using yesterday’s march as justification for cancelling Brexit. I bet if he does, not one reporter will bring him up on it.
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Blair dismissed London anti-war march as ‘millions (sic) of liberal-minded people taking to the streets to defend the most illiberal regime on earth’ ( Original source -Chilcot Enquiry)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3676990/Tony-Blair-called-million-man-march-London-s-streets-against-Iraq-War-fatuous-defence-illiberal-regime-earth.html
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It doesn’t underestimate the attendance, it pretends it didn’t happen.
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Radio 4 said a million. Well, it said the organisers said a million.
It didn’t say what the police said it was on this occasion, unlike, as I remember, the Iraq war march. So it’s obviously confident that someone in the crowd counted a million, on the basis of his supernatural skills in counting people who are not visible behind millions and millions of other cunts.
The petition count is now over five million. Am I alone in thinking this a tiny bit strange? Yes? Take a look at the breakdown by country of signatories –
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584.json
91 concerned citizens in Tuvalu?
The other one has bells on.
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The bitch who created the petition sounds like a nice democratic liberal minded law abiding citizen…. Not!
https://order-order.com/2019/03/22/revoke-article-50-petition-creator-threatened-may-discussed-buy-legal-guns-take-commons/
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It’s a popularity contest and always will be. The may re famous you become, it seems the more you have to crush any character you have.
I despise these morons, I really do.
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