Rudderless [5]

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Amber Rudd is a cunt, isn’t she.

The former Home Secretary, who increasingly resembles The Emperor from Star Wars, has been spouting more rubbish from her Remainiac cakehole this week. Rudd and two other recreant mentalists argue if a deal is not endorsed by MPs imminently “it would be better to seek to extend Article 50 and delay our date of departure rather than crash out of the European Union on March 29”.

If she’s attempting to either be de-selected or just unelected in her Leave-voting, slim-majority Hastings constituency, she’s doing marvellously.

Wearing a black, hooded cape, Emperor Rudd added in a raspy voice, “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side” whilst shooting bursts of lighting from her wrinkly hands.

There is so much nauseous shit spewing forth from Rudd’s weathered gob, it’s no wonder her now deceased hubby buried his sausage everywhere BUT his gruesome wife’s holes.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

28 thoughts on “Rudderless [5]”

  1. Not sure about this anymore, I thought we voted leave that’s it leave. What the fuck do these thick cunts not understand. Fuckin walk stains the lot, and that chukka um bongo what a total cunt

  2. I don’t know about you but I definitely voted to leave the EU and in particular the Single Market.

    And just to double down on that, every stinking corrupt orifice of the EU.

  3. I can’t understand why the Cuntess Rudd didn’t fuck off with Soubry and the other two old witches the other day and join Ummuna’s Blair Tribute Band. The old trout (or Rudd) is as dim as a glow-worms armpit

    • Follow the money Mr Boggs.

      As a Cabinet Minister Rudd (and the other two quisling ministers) would lose £64,126 from her current salary of £141,505, if she resigned or better still fucked off with Sourbry where she belongs.

      (MPs current basic salary £77,379)

  4. Elmer Fudd another perennial failure who manages to keep a job in Cuntminster.

    Is this really the best that the British public can get, or even deserves?

    Does this classically educated historian not understand what happens to elites when they piss off the plebian masses?

    Just ask King John.

    Just ask King Charles I.

    I’m fed up of these elitist cunts coming up with excuse after excuse to impede democracy for no other reason than to further line their own pockets.

    With very few exceptions the Cunts of Cuntminster are cunts to a one!

    Traitors the lot of them.

    Please don’t vote for any of these cunts in future elections. Vote for anyone new/any new party. It can’t be any worse than having these cunts in power year after indifferent year!

  5. Amber “Leaf” Rudd can get to fuck, and we’ll cunted, Captain.
    I was hitherto unaware of the intricacies of her marital history, but I don’t give a flying fuck.
    As is becoming increasingly apparent, nearly all our politicians are now entirely uniform in their sheer cuntery.

    • Possibly the worst selection of corrupt liars than we’ve ever had the misfortune to experience, and that’s from all parties. Horrible, self-important cunts who act like the Three Wise Monkeys towards the electorate, not seeing, not speaking, and not listening. I would add NOT CONNECTING.

  6. When I voted to leave the EU what I actually meant was stay minus the veto and lose any say at all over our future. I also voted leave so we could join the Euro.

    I may of thought leave meant leave but I am a thicko who didn’t understand what I was doing and just wanted all the blacks and Asians to go home to Poland.

    I’m now convinced that only well off progressive liberals should be allowed to vote because the rest of us can’t be trusted to get the right result.

  7. “We shall put an end to your in-sig-nifi-cunt Brexit once and for aaaall!!” – Amber Palpatine

    • Like the photo says, Ron, it’s astonishing how she keeps being given work. Perplexing. She’s like May’s little puppet. Perhaps she’s being groomed for the top job.

  12. I wonder what the Good People of Hastings think of this horrible old tart who voted her in as an MP Amber Rudd should follow the party line or fuck off with the 11 remainders to Tony Blair leader in waiting party.

    • All the parted should field Eurosceptic candidates in Hastings. I reckon she’d be ditched. Yet Emperor Rudd comes from wealth so probably wouldn’t care.

  13. This posh bitch, an alumnus of Cheltenham Ladies College ( you don’t get much posher than that!) thinks she can mouth off and threaten Mavis, despite her wafer thin majority. Well , you can see where her boldness comes from. The political arm of the ruling class is falling apart before our very eyes. The 75% who love the EU ought to be able to wipe out the other 25% but there’s the small matter of the 52 % of cunts in the general population. Fuck those awkward cunts and fuck the pig shagger for dragging them into it.
    Where will it all end? Well not on March 29th and this slag Rudd knows it. Prepare for Mavis to eventually return from Brussels with an extension to Article 50, lauded by the media like some returning Dunkirk hero. Well let’s not forget, as most have, that Dunkirk was the result of the most humiliating defeat in our military history.
    History repeating itself? Yeah, i fucking think so.

    • May will probably wave a bit of paper in Chamberlainesque fashion saying “Extension in our time” whilst doing her granny spaz dance.

  14. Heard someone on the radio saying “what the people want are politicians who work together” very nice too. May I suggest politicians who do what the people who voted them in want them to do or is that too hard for the political cunts to figure out?

  15. I despise this abhorrent witch and her constant carping on. She looks like she’s forever smelling her own putrid farts that escape her elephantine arse. Clearly she’s obeying Theresa May’s orders as a threat to those who’ll vote against the betrayal deal. Ah, what the fuck do I know, a stupid, thick racist who drives a white van and drinks in Wetherspoons and who eats fish’n’chips every day. It said so on the Bloody Bollocks Corporation so it must be true.

  16. I hear this useless cunt Rudd now has her clown gloves on the DWP job… She is going to make Duncan Smith and McVey look like the Chuckle Brothers…. A mate of mine who is inbetween jobs has heard that while Job Centre staff were temporarily ‘human’ and ‘nice’ after the negative shitstorm caused by IDS, Cameron and their legacy, the soulless little civil service monkeys will be happy again, as they can get back to being bastards on Rudd’s orders… Like the (real) registered blind bloke in Bolton who was told by them to ‘See what jobs are available’… Fuck me…

    As the Orrible Oo sort of sang, Meet the new cunt… Same as the old cunt….

  17. May and Rudd certainly look like the Emperor’s daughters, or his entourage of wizened cunts from Return of the Jedi. Sourbry is getting there as well.

  18. My foorball team lost at the weekend, I demand we replay the game again until we win waahh waahh waah. Cunt politicians. Voter turnout is so low because you no longer represent our views. Jog on enough said

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