Danny Dire

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Danny Dire
We’ve all become familiar with The Great Shamima Begum Debate of late. Begum notoriously wants to return to the UK after fleeing to Syria at the age of 15 to become a jihadi bride.
‘A’ list celebrity and heavyweight political commentator Danny Dire is the latest intellectual to offer his opinion on the subject to the Great British Public. Speaking on ‘Good Morning Britain’, Dire was asked if he thought that Begum should be allowed to return. ‘Yeh ah do’, replied the Oscar winning actor and PhD in International Affairs. ‘Being radicalised and jumpin’ on a plane to Syria, I don’t understand what’s goin’ on there…’.
Well let me explain what’s gone on, Danny. She, er, jumped on a plane and flew off to become a jihadi bride. When in Syria, she conceived three times, has just given birth in a refugee camp, and wants the sprog to get proper care. She now thinks that she should be allowed to come ‘home’ on the basis that ‘a lot of people should have sympathy for me’. Mmm. Sympathy for the woman who told Sky News that she was aware of ISIS carrying out beheadings, and that she ‘was ok with it’? She’s also reported to have said that the Manchester Arena bombing was ‘in retaliation’ and ‘justified’.  I don’t think that the country will buy the idea of her coming back. She supported a terrorist organisation and to date has shown no remorse for her actions. A real solid citizen, this girl.
Here’s the thing then, Danny. If you’re so keen, you can keep and house her, and be responsible for her actions if she comes back. Just remember to sleep with one eye open. Or maybe it would be better if you stuck to acting, if what you do can actually be dignified by the use of that word. As it is, you just look and sound like another gobby, opinionated celebrity who doesn’t have much of an idea what he’s on about. Shut yer maaff mah san, and fack off back dahn ‘The Queen Vic’. As the saying goes, it’s better to remain silent and be thought a cunt than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

Nominated by Ron Knee

 

Danny Effin-Blinding Fuckin’ Dyuhh.
Why has this cunt jumped on the treacherous radicalised unrepentant vicious jihadi Shamima “schoolgirl”, I-fucked-a-murdering-convert-cunt-and-shat-on-my-country Begum?

Why is this toilet-mouthed Kockney Kunt defending someone who by her own admission, “wasn’t fazed by a beheaded head in a bin”? Why does this steaming pile of festering wank want someone who by her own admission supports “some” British values. Which one’s, historical Jew Hatred?, Capitulation to her fucking religion?, Free benefits for unrepentant parasitic scum?, Tolerance of the 7th century death cult in our midst?

What is it with wealthy lefty meejah luvvie cunts that from their secure gated communities are oh so tolerant of importing & imposing these cancers into our midst? Plus on so many occasions the same meejah and “celebrity” cunts turn up at some “Palestinian” flag waving, West/Jew/America/Israel/Capitalism “we are all Hamas”, IRA lauding leftist circle-wank-fest, rubbing shoulders with rabid Corbynista Momentum Brownshirts and their allied Postal Vote New Hansharr SS Divisions.

If Shamima the schoolgirl, lover of jihad, slavery, rape, murder and devastation, had been a bushy bearded male cunt, rather than a 19yr old female who can turn on the waterworks, I don’t think this utter utter pile of shit would give a fuck.

He should stick to what he does best, annoy the fuck out of us to the point we switch him off or change channels.

Rather than foist the Begum cancer and sprog on us, housed and paid out of my fucking TAX, perhaps Effin-Blinding Dyer can do the decent thing, convert to Islam and marry her, paying for it with his own fucking money.

Bloody hell, these festering luvvie CUNTS make me puke my guts up and by the smell, much boiling of piss from others overheated bladders.

Danny Dyer, Nobel CUNT Prize.

Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh

98 thoughts on “Danny Dire”

  1. Wannabe plastic hard man whose laughable attempt at a film career foundered in the 99p straight to DVD bin.
    If Eastenders got cancelled he would starve to death.
    Utter and total pointless cunt…

    • I remember Dyer appearing in a film with Gillian Anderson a few years back. Why Anderson chose to pair up on screen with this grunting arse is a mystery. She can’t have needed the dosh, and she needs that flick on her cv even less.

    • Did a bit of the Noble Art when younger. Now arthritic, deaf and composed partly of titanium (no, not that part you cunts) but I would love to get this pretend hard man in the ring. No head guards and mouth guards or any of that nancy boy shit. I give him 3 seconds in the vertical plain and then a fucking good kicking when he’s horizontal a thing I would never do to a real man. But as he’s a mouthy bag of shit it’s OK.

  2. First Brexit, now the political hot potato of a jihadi bride with child, its a small wonder this wanker can find the time to grunt out a few lines in DeadEnders whist looking like a prized cunt.

  3. Actually, does he not speak a lot of sense?

    In other words…..Non sense.

    Cunt, twat, a talentless faux actor and C list celebrity.

  4. Great noms Ron and Sheikh. Well deserved vitriol. Some people are appropriately named aren’t they?

    • Thanks Fim. Yeah the Dyer/Dire wordplay’s as hard to resist as it’s predictable!
      How this inarticulate cunt gets so much airtime to spout his views is beyond me.

    • As Imam of the Al-Aqsaminster-kharpet, home of Hizzbollocks, ,I give greetings and blessings from the Holy City of Qatfuhr. Further cunt-directed fatwas will follow. I call them Fatwas for Fatheads.

  8. Steptoe has said that the fat, smelly ISIS bitch should be let back into Dear Old Blighty.
    I shudder to think what would happen if this cunt ever got into Downing Street.
    Hopefully one of his ex girlfriends tribe will stab him to fuck, when he’s on his way home from a Popular Marxist Front meeting.
    The repulsive traitorous cunt.
    Get to fuck.

    • Evening Jack.

      They like to look after their own, these Britain hating, terrorist enablers.

      • Steptoe will presumably want to let in this bitch plus the father cunt and his three other wives.

        I can tell he has multiple wives because he’s a Begumist.
        💃

      • The father is Dutch… I’m surprised Holland haven’t offered her asylum… they could lease her out to Denmark to star in one of their charming bestiality videos.

      • Good evening RTC.Too fucking true. I think if Steptoe did get in there would be fucking havoc.

    • Worzel Corbyn wants her as the shoo-in Jew hater as a Labour candidate for Tower Hamletstan. Should clean up the corrupt unverifiable mass Muslim Hansharr SS Divisions postal votes.

  9. By the way, good cunting.
    Dyer is a massive cunt.
    I hope his bollocks drop off and roll down a grid.
    Good evening.

    • I take it he’s cashed in?
      No disrespect to the guy who seemed an amiable cove, but The Monkees were absolute cunt. First of the manufactured boy bands?
      Norm will know.

    • That’s takin a bleedin liberty that is.

      What next for our crusading Albert Square SJW? Save Venezuela from bankruptcy,Korean unification, peace in the Middle East?

      • Rumour has it that Sajid Javid is going to appoint him as head of a special Metropolitan Task Force to tackle the vexed question of architectural knife crime, if the UN can spare him from his role in resolving Third World debt issues.

  12. I used to like Danny and always thought his hard geezer act was exactly that……a tongue in cheek act that was, basically, a piss take. Then along comes his remoaner shit and now this fucking bollocks.
    I can only think he has been Linekerised…….ie he’s a dumb fuck who has been brainwashed by mixing for too long with the libtards at the BBC. He actually has begun to think he is one of them!
    Either that, or it’s just a cynical ploy to keep in with the luvvie snowflakes to guarantee the work keeps coming in.
    Either way, he has sold his soul and joined the ranks of the never forgiven and never forgotten.
    Fuck this cunt to hell.

    • I’m like you Fred; I used to think his ‘geezer’ act was just that. Then I realised that he is, in fact, a cunt.

    • Nail on the head. Has only been the last 6 months that this prick has started gobbing off, trying ever so hard to be controversial espousing his new found lefty rhetoric. It’s contract renewal time on the publicly funded bbc gravy train, to quote the football factory, muggy little cunt.

  13. Didn’t this prick fancy himself as ICF.
    Twat would shit himself if it kicked off in DFS, the chim chimeney cunt….

  14. Shite attention seeking Celebs like Dire were bound to go against the grain over this ISIS Bitch.
    Take a look at Sly News and BBC, they are falling over themselves to make us show sympathy for her, hunting down and interviewing any scum bag human rights Lawyer that will defend her. I hope it comes back to bite the fuckers hard.
    Piers Morgan said the other day about the media circus standing up for her. Has the world gone fucking mad . I agree with him over that.
    I suppose if SLY and AL BBC do get her back in and she walks into a crowded venue strapped with explosives it will give them another story to run.

  15. Leave it aaaut you kants! Used to know the Krays you know. Only hurt there own. Loved there mam. Hearts ‘o gold gawd bless em!

  16. I remember watching Dyer on his shit show, Deadliest Men. Kicked off in a Manchester boozer and he shat his pants and ran away in a cab smartish.

    Cunt

  17. Like most actors and celebs, Dyer undoubtably knows it’s all bollocks, but also knows that failure to publicly spout continuous neolib bullshit results in loss of earnings and position.
    Toe the line or go back to the ranks of the underpaid plebs….

    • Actually, I really wonder if he DOES know or understand.

      He always strikes me as being just terminally thock as pigshit.

      I was going to cunt the mong meself when I read this shit about the dog-turd bin wimmin, but I suspected someone would beat me to it.

      Excellent cunting, for someone who must surely be overtaking many other luvvies.

      Btw, Emmaaaah Twatson was greeted by Granny Macron at some G7 summit the other day. Pair of stupid bints. Twatson really is USELESS; she cannot act, and isn’t much feckin use for anything else. Rat-faced cunt.
      JC, I’m spitting over the feckin keyboard, I’m so pissed orf.

  18. There’s a rumour Linacre is going to head up a new party. Going to be called Centre Forward.

    I’ll get me coat.

  19. He was in a program with exiled UVF nutters living in my old stomping ground in Ayrshire. They went to NI and you could see he was shitting himself.
    He is as weak as old cabbage hard man my left nut.
    Diamond Gizza cunt

  20. I thought Dire was a Leave voter? His comments re Brexit were aimed at Cameron fucking off to his wendy wagon and the utter fuck up that May is making. I could be wrong and no doubt some cunt will correct me. Likewise the comments re this murdering bitch are more incoherent than supportive.
    Otherwise, don’t really know the cunt.

  21. He is a indeed a cunt, if he wasn’t an actor he would be fucked.
    No brain; no script; fuck all to say.

  22. Just another Actor/Wanker who thinks that he is relevant. I couldn’t give a Fuck what any 2 bob “celebrity” thinks about anything.

    About as “hard” as one of my Monday morning Guinness shites.

    Fuck his daughter,mind.

    • Also, worryingly, called Dani…

      People who give their kids the same names as themselves are monumentally arrogant and UNIMAGINATIVE cunts. Dyer senior’s excuse is that they thought the kid was going to be a boy.
      Had it been, I guess Dyer would have been calling it “mate.”
      And I reckon a nappy full of its day-one shit would have had a higher IQ than its spasmotronic father.
      I can’t help thinking when I see this cunt trying to give it large in Neverenders, that his body movements are mostly reminiscent of Frank Spencer, played by Michael Crawford.
      Sadly, Dyer, unlike Crawford, hasn’t “lost all his self-belief”, and “doesn’t feel useless.”

  23. Easy to cunt this fucking moron Ron but I blame the TV company responsible for foisting any mere actor’s unwanted political opinions on us even more. Who the fuck do they think they are?!

    Danny Cunt is just the latest in a very long line of, snigger, “professional cockney hard men” who are just as likely to don a pair of leotards and a frock and emote the memory of “Larry, darling Larry” (who of course they’d never be allowed within a million miles of when alive).

    The rot started with Bob Hoskins; then came those two ridiculous bald cunts on Eastenders (Ross Cunt and Steve McCunt) then that fat twat who flogs betting Aps Ray Winshite and now Danny Fuckface.

    Cunts the lot of them.

  24. I like Danny Dyer, he’s a funny cunt.
    You can guarantee a lot of these toe the line re Brexit celebrities are only saying it to keep the work coming in… Gotta pay the fahkin bills init.
    Put it this way if I was on the verge of getting a bit if pussy and the bit of pussy was remainer I’d say I was a remainer to secure what I want. Naffink wrong wiv that.
    Let’s ave it.
    Piss off.

    • Heidi Allen MP who defected yesterday was a bit of a looker, id like to investigate her backstop and see how she’d feel about a hard ‘Brexit’ about her person.

      • I’d definitely ‘extend negotiations’ with her at some Hotel. She is definitely respectable looking… They’re usually the dirty ones.

      • I would let her give me a stand up wank next to a bus stop just before the last bus arrives.

  25. Fellow cunters, I think we should stop busting a blood vessel over Begum. In the face of all common sense, we know in our heart of hearts that this cunt is going end up back in the UK. She is utterly repulsive, yet it wont stop the SJWs ensuring that she gets back in. Utter cunts.

    • With all the publicity there is a chance someone will top her in the fugee camp… sorted init!

      • In the old days Blair and Campbell would be working on that plan right now, with Tony practicing his crocodile tears in the mirror.

    • Too right. I’d let her back into the country, providing the bitch was strung up the second she set foot on British soil. As for Danny Dyer another supposed eastend hard man actor with a fucking annoying accent and cunt to boot.

  26. There is no fucking proof that she even has a sprog. All we have been shown is a pile of rags in her arms. I’ve no doubt a baby will be ‘produced’ if required as it will be her ticket home. The Government cunts will backtrack soon enough. They really do take us for fools,

  27. The country might be divided over Brexit but it is astonishingly United over the muzzo spunk bucket. I don’t know of anyone who thinks she should come back. I think if she did, someone would take her out, so we would have to give her the Jon Venables cotton wool treatment.

    • Talking of Venables, that is exactly what will happen. She will be allowed back, given all the benefits she needs, given a house and a new identity and anyone who reveals who or where she is will be sent to prison. Every fucker will be sent to prison except this lying terrorist cunt and her fantasy baby.

  28. Peter Tork, another icon from my childhood gone. The Monkees were the highlight of the TV week.

    • Shame no one nominated him for deadpool, never really cared for the monkees music or their tv show. Davy jones and mike nesmith still alive potential noms in the future if people can’t think up others

  29. Double D, as hard as a dead mans knob, I would happily knock his fuckin teeth out live on T.V. Has he read a couple of books lately that has turned him into some kind of intellectual spokesperson. Shat your fakin marrf you cant.!

  30. You’re avin a fackin bubble barth if ya fink you’re muggin me orf wi this canting you mappet! He’s a fackin rite ard geeza is me ole spunk bubble an e’ll fackin tool the lot o ya; mugs! Fackin av it!

    • Also, worryingly, called Dani…

      People who give their kids the same names as themselves are monumentally arrogant and UNIMAGINATIVE cunts. Dyer senior’s excuse is that they thought the kid was going to be a boy.
      Had it been, I guess Dyer would have been calling it “mate.”
      And I reckon a nappy full of its day-one shit would have had a higher IQ than its spasmotronic father.
      I can’t help thinking when I see this cunt trying to give it large in Neverenders, that his body movements are mostly reminiscent of Frank Spencer, played by Michael Crawford.
      Sadly, Dyer, unlike Crawford, hasn’t “lost all his self-belief”, and “doesn’t feel useless.”

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