WEF Davos

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The Annual WEF meeting or is that a skiing jolly for the rich and wealthy is in full swing this week.

Already blaming the world financial ills on brexit, China not buying much, because of brexit, and probably too much snow in Davos, because of, yes you guessed it Brexit.

Even LeGuard probably blames her own economic mismanagement of her alleged corruption on, yes, Brexit. (Nothing to see here).

All it needs now is the appearance of we’re all in it together 6 jobs Osbourne stuffing his face with grouse duck spread in marmite caviar, and the sighting of some prominent Tory MP talking to some dodgy Russian oligarch over the latest consignment of Novachek to Salisbury. All gloriously captured by a squad of around 70 journalists, outside broadcasts units, sent to cover this “major event”, and that’s just the AlBBC.

What exactly does the “World Economic Forum” do? Cunts.

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35 thoughts on “WEF Davos”

  1. Thanks SYM. I was wondering what to do with my stash of plutonium and dynamite. Now I just need a big drone. Is Davos near Blackpool?

  3. Dead right.

    The same scenes every year. Thousands of shivering hacks standing around in the snow in parkas trying to make us believe that this mass orgy of egomaniacs featuring faceless politicians, greedy businessmen, self-important heads of international institutions, whining “opinion formers” and assorted shameless self-pluggers like Bono have something important to say to us. The same old topics – globalization, climate change, ending poverty, migration etc.

    Oh piss off the lot of you and leave the rest of us who work for a living in peace.

    • This is the true face of democracy.

      We have Wetminster, but the stark reality is that the world is governed by the unelected / unelectable in places like this, also Bilderberg &c.

      Funny that they never choose E Grinstead or Bognor…

      I wonder how many would fly in on their private jets then.

  4. A giant trough where all the greediest fattest pigs bury their snouts deeply, v deeply indeed…….

  5. They should drop any pretence this organisation does any public good. It probably has a floorshow with Anthony Blair and his brother Lionel dancing on 50 pound notes, then inviting the audience to light their cigars with them. Striptease from Diane Abbott because these men want to get as much as possible for their money.

    As for dealing with Bono and the other raddled pop stars of yesteryear, (is Geldof there btw, who looks more like Quentin Crisp every day?) they should invite Mark Chapman out of prison for a bit of target practice. Let him do to those cunts what he did to Lennon.

  6. We had a report on the BBC this morning, some Chinesse looking girl talking about inflation, average wage rises, and employment figures,

    So we have average wage increases at 3.3% , inflation at a fraction over 2% and employment at a record levels but still had to have a dig at Brexit…. consumer confidence low, not buying big ticket items…. Cars, Furniture…. people worried about brexit….. what a Cunt, how about, its January, just after Christmas ….

    I could go on TV and talk bollocks

    That report closely followed by the slag who is Katie Price and here fucking campaign to make online abuse to her son harvey a hate crime…..
    Online petition 220, 000 signatures, I dont agree with online abuse (trolling) and unfortunately her son is probably targeted because of her, I guess all this publicity will help with her media profile so she can earn a few quid.

    There are over 340,000 signatures for leave the EU with no deal but that is never mention on the fucking BBC …. highest number of signatures of all current petitions.

    And while my piss is boiling , I think that calling someone racist for expressing concerns about immigration should be a fucking hate crime ( fuck you Owen Jones)

    • Don’t let the little tick get at you. Jones is worth nothing more than sarcasm and humorous disdain. I’ve never met a single person who thinks that he’s anything other than a cunt personified.

      • Interestingly, the BBC allow all kinds of insults and innuendo against anybody who says or does daft things – except Owen Jones – I suppose they are frightend he might cry, poor little wanker

      • I reckon that would be the ultimate torture, being locked in a room and being forced to listen to the little shit ramble on and on and on………

    • I had an appointment with my GP re chest pains and infection and other related crapola this morning.

      Excellent news, fellow cunters; Brexit is in no way responsible. Must be a bloody first…

  7. “What exactly does the “World Economic Forum” do? Cunts.”
    Network opportunities for the narcissistic, marketing opportunities for parasitical services businesses, and promotion of a new world order.

    Tony Blair will be/is there. His foul wife is also in Davos, contributing her thoughts to a side-event run by a global ™ e-invoicing company on Thursday. Such fun. However the new ‘far right’ Brazilian President Bolsonaro will add some much-needed antiglobalist balance.

    The theme of Davos 2019 is, in my own words, “Globalisation generates nationalist reactions which is bayyd, m’kay? So how the fuck do we persuade the peasants to globalise now?” 2019 is definitely more defensive than before.

    Don’t think David Attenborough’s appearance (as obligatory token human being) will offer them much help, either

  8. Yet another expensive jolly, all paid for by the taxpayer either directly or indirectly.

    They’ll waffle on about the usual bollocks, and throw in some diversity shite as well, but by and large they’ll be in the bar drinking gallons of wine and brandy, while scoffing 7 course meals etc.

    And ultimately they’ll send out a press release saying how constructive it all was, and by the way we’re going to slap a few more punitive taxes on those poor cunts, especially those Brexiteers in Britain who dared to challenge the wonderful EU

    Wanking Cunts

  9. Just another free holiday for elite fuckers on the pretence that important global ‘discussions’ are being held.

    My expanding arse.

    Let the whole lot of the cunts fall off the edge of a fucking ski slope.

    FAT CAT FUCKS.

  10. Davos is a paper-thin mask for the terminally greedy, many with the financial equivalent of Prader Willis Syndrome, to schmooze, eat and drink as much as they can (courtesy of taxpayers, probably) and expand their already monster portfolios.

    Bambi Blair is a case in point; his ‘slotgob’ wife is a ghastly, grasping old hag.

    What the venue needs is to serve up some hot Novichok chocolate to keep its guests warm.

    • You can just picture Anthony and Cherie doing a King Henry Vlll – gorge themselves, then stick their fingers down their throats to vomit so they can stuff themselves yet again – after all, duckie, as Anthony would say – it’s all free, dear. Freeloading shitstains.

      If the Blairs are there can Soros, Berlisconni and Mangledbum be far behind? Greedy cunts all of them.

      • Couldn’t find Mangledbum (frequent attender, but perhaps more dependent on Russians) or Berlusconi – but Soros is attending, likewise a clutch of African nasties like Paul Kagame, Tony’s bestest bleck friend. Zim’s Mnangagwa was to have been there looking for dumb investors, but had to turn back to deal with some civil disorder: he’d raised the price of fuel, perhaps to pay for the trip. No Clintons, strangely, but Prince Willy’s there for his snob value.

        Search here:

        https://qz.com/1529081/whos-in-davos-attending-the-world-economic-forum-in-2019/

      • What a load of useless tossers they are, if they all got blown up the world would probably be better off.

        Perhaps Mandy is “entertaining a young chap on Clapham Common?

      • Talking of useless tossers Prince “Slaphead” William has turned up. Never one for missing a jolly.

        Anyone seen David Beckham yet?

    • The whole shower go down with a winter vomiting bug that lasts three months symptoms include accepting responsibility for their fuck ups, kicking the shit out of bonio and gelbcunt, giving their tax avoiding cash collection back to the government they stole it from, not claiming they know best co’s it is fucking obvious they don’t and a grand ending; commit mass suicide by shitting them selves to death whilst singing the eu anthem. Oh how I dream….

  11. What exactly does the “World Economic Forum” do?

    Exactly the same as the G summit meetings.

    Everyone has a massive jolly, fuck all is achieved and someone else pays for it.

    Cunts

  12. I thought Davos had been sent into a paralell universe along with a shitload of Daleks?

    Somebody hasn’t been paying attention.

    Goodbye for now.

  13. I don’t believe the business eilite are aliens or lizards or anything but every time I hear of this my mind jumps to Davros.

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