The BBC (05)

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Yet another nomination for the BBC, this time for their ludicrous bias towards Liverpool Football Club. They are virtually creaming their pants over the cheating Scouse bastards being top of the League. Cunters of a certain age will no doubt remember the way Liverpool were sainted by the Savilites in the 1970s and 1980s. And this bias has continued despite Liverpool not winning the title for decades. Christ, I was still at university the last time Liverpool won the title. Anyone who doubts this bias only has to look at the different ways Heysel and Hillsborough are remembered.

My campaign for a ‘People’s Season’ begins the moment Ipswich are relegated and Liverpool are champions on the grounds that most fans, players and managers were too stupid, too racist and probably too Islamophobic to understand the rules and the whole season must be replayed to get an outcome I like (FYI, if Liverpool are again champions and Ipswich are again relegated, I will demand a third vote, sorry season).

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

30 thoughts on “The BBC (05)”

  1. Liverpool, football, and the BBC. Three subjects of cunt that all deserve a cunting in their own right. Together it’s just too much, it’s just too much.

  2. It all went pear shaped for Ipswich after they erected that silly statue of Bobby Robson outside Portman Road.

    My dearly departed mum was spot on: “I’m telling you son, that statue is a bad omen, did his mother never tell him it’s rude to point?”

  3. This is a disgraceful example of Scouseism and should be reported as a hate crime.
    De don’t cheat do de?

    When I was interested in football (before Sky, Arabs, Russians and greed took over) I liked Liverpool. Now there is no connection between these top clubs and the cities they represent. Couldnt give a fuck any more. More honest endeavour in a Somali benefits cheque.

  4. Are they level with Hameron now? Wouldn’t surprise me if they are the despicable, child abuser protecting cunts.

  5. The obsession with Liverpool may have something to do with the words Mohammed and Salah.
    Ticks the BBC box, even if Milner scored a hatrick the lead picture would still be of Mo Salah.

    Did anybody notice yesterday that the AlBBC failed to bring Boris’s speech from JCB until late on (virtually until it ended), yet Corbin’s speech the previous day was shown live in its entirety? Cunts.

  6. Er…..not a good cunting Im afraid as football is bound to be divisive as well as covered in numerous websites.

    For my two-pennyworth the Salford-based AlBBC in fact pays far too much attention to Manchester United (as most commentators on all those HYS’s attest) despite the fact that City have completely overtaken them now.

    It’s Paisley’s centenary this weekend. A modest, self-effacing yet incredibly successful manager who’d sadly never survive today which says it all.

    I leave you with the sort of humorous bon-mots sadly lacking in the po-faced world of today.

    “Aye there are indeed two great sides on Merseyside…..Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves!!” (Copyright Bill Shankly)

    • All media, (except the grown up footy mags)) spend too much time on Man Ure. They seem to devote entire sections on why the Reds are great when they’re great (90’s-early 00s) and an even bigger section on why they’re crap when they’re crap. ” Our main news today: Pog Paulba has a new haircut and Roon Wayney has bought a new car. In other news: the entire southern hemisphere has been destroyed by a meteorite killing millions”. Imagine if Man U were relegated to League One for some reason. Sky and BT would shit themselves “Oh fuck, we’re gonna have to show Fulham v Huddersfield “

  8. Liverpool in the late 60’s 70’s and 80’s. A terrific team speaking only one language ( English ) and in a local accent , and with only a few exceptions to that.

    The BBC, an excellent service , the envy of the world. Factual, sincere and utterly reliable. Fronted and introduced by well dressed gentlemen wearing Dinner Jackets and bow ties and sophisticated ladies in evening gowns and permed hair.

    Alas those days are well and truly gone. We have obviously benefited enormously from our cultural lurch to the present day of shite-a-plenty.

    The BBC is today, as twisted as a bent corkscrew up the arse of Owen Jones, and, (IMHO) should be consigned to that room 101 that they have repeated to usu over the last 2 fucking decades.

  9. Amusing cunting but what i don’t understand is why the BBC has ONLY been cunted 24 times ? , it’s the ground zero of absolute undiluted cuntitude ,
    Biased broadcasting cuntporation!!
    I don’t really watch football but even I’ve noticed the Liverpool bias, and if they manage to win the league get your tin hats on as it will be a blitz that would shame the Luftwaffe, expect BBC specials on everything Liverpool from the fucking Beatles to Hillsborough blighting our tv screens for months…..

  10. Off topic. ‘exotic’. The word ‘exotic’. Waugh uses it when Charles goes for a walk round Oxford one Sunday morning. ‘Three exotics proclaimed themselves at the corner of”…’their brilliant white turbans…’You can use the word in a different way- of course-our English soil-now choked with exotics.

  11. BBC….. cunts

    4 letters so far this year, inaccurate reporting and bias, if they become a commercial broadcaster they can do what they like, until then, I pay the wages so I will hold them to account.

  12. Anyone have Windsor Davies in their dead pool?

    (No sick jokes about it ain’t half hot in Hell please cunters…)

  13. Their grammar had really taken a nosedive in the last few years too. I’ve seen more spelling and grammatical wrote errors from them recently than there are in the local rag in Hot Fuzz.

  14. Windsor Davies snuffing it is very embarrassing for the BBC. They don’t want to be reminded of that racist, homophobic, transphobic programme they used to make that everybody loved.
    Let’s have some more hipster comedians sneering at the working class for voting the wrong way.
    That’s entertainment. If I may quote Mr Davies…….poofs!!

    • Good to see you back Freddie.

      PS: Just heard Sir Kunt Starmer on the radio saying most people are bored with Brexit now… so maybe it would be best to remain.

      Or words to that effect.

    • I second RTC’s sentiments – nice to see you back. And apologies for the misunderstanding which caused you to leave in the first place.

  15. On the subject of the bbc, Windsor Davies has died. I haven’t seen any of their coverage of this, so I’m going to go on past behaviour. It ain’t half hot mum was easily as funny as dads army, but will be barely remembered beyond the generation that watched it, all because of the word poofta. Yes, there was some sort of mild racism, japs and all that, but it is purely down to the perceived homophobia that is expressed by using the words poof, poofta, poofery, and other similar words used to describe the concert party. All of them fucking hilarious in my book. I saw it being referred to on that shit ‘only in the seventies’ Channel four tripe that had snowflake comedy cunts recoiling in horror at stuff that was on tv then. I thought it had been banned because it features that crime against humanity that is second only to genocide, namely blackface. But no, it was the deeply homophobic comments by Windsor Davies excellent portrayal of the poor sergeant major, who instead of leading troops into battle, had to look after what he considered the army’s rejects. He grew to love them, but that story arc would never be explored, because it sort of kills the narrative that these cunts today have made that it was all just racist and homophobia back then.
    Anyway, fuck the modern bbc, I had the box set on dvd before they finally wipe it from memory, because unlike their comedy these days, it’s funny as fuck.

    • What I hate are these modern comedian fucks looking back at the Seventies astonished at what was ‘allowed’ at that time. All open-mouthed and appalled looking…’that wouldn’t be allowed now’. No, because it was funny.

    • Due to the fact that much of modern telly is just shite, I’ve been plundering the DVD archives of various online stores these past few years. Over Christmas I got the box set of Mind Your Language. A sit com from the late 70s set in an English language class for foreign students. A couple of these students trying to learn English were a Muslim and a Sikh guy. They called each other infidels, monkey face, barbarian, etc. They way it was done was hilarious. Top draw laughs. At that age though the main reason I watched it was Françoise Pascal:

      https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/fa/64/e0fa64f598394c46eb57d002ff75bbd0–evans-comedy.jpg

      Hope you are all having a good weekend.

      • Old comedy that will never see the light of day…..Till Death Us Do Part.

        I wonder why not.

        I’d venture to suggest that Dandy Nicholls had more comedic timing than any sneering cunt with a microphone currently plying his/her trade.

  16. Been working on a few noms, but for this one Cunt’s Mate Cunt beat me to it. Well done that man! I was going to highlight the blatant football media bias in favour of those cunts, Liverpool FC. I’ll stop now, but the stats I was collecting absolutely bear this out. My sources were the BBC’s football web pages, Sky Sport’s football web pages and TalkSport’s football web pages. Categories were main headline, photo story and sub-headline.

    Believe it or not, those fucking scousers sometimes get the main headline and/or MULTIPLE photo stories when they haven’t even played that day!!! The bias extends to the TV companies too. Almost every time those cunts are featured in a live game on telly, we the viewers have to endure several minutes of their fucking murdering ‘fans’ singing their nicked anthem “You’ll Never Walk Alone” (or “You’ll Never Get a Job” as the rest of us sing). No other team gets this treatment. Not one.

    Liverpool FC are an absolute disgrace to English football. Why? Heysel – that’s why! They bleat and complain about the 96 who died at Hillsborough and point fingers at anyone and everyone except themselves. Don’t get me wrong, people dying while trying to attend a football match is a tragic and senseless waste of life. Just terrible. BUT…..3 facts about Hillsborough:

    1. Too many scouse fans without tickets showed up and tried to get into the ground. That’s not the fault of the police.
    2. Piss poor crowd management lead to the crushing deaths. That is the fault of the police.
    3. Nobody set out for that to happen. It was not a deliberate act to cause injury and loss of life by anyone.

    Contrast that to Heyel where the scouse cunt fans deliberately and with premeditation set out to attack and injure opposition fans. They succeeded. 39 people died and 600 were injured. FACT. Thanks to Cuntpool FC, English teams were banned from European competition for 5 years. That affected my team (Spurs) THREE FUCKING TIMES. That cunt football club should have been wound up by the High Court for crimes against football and sport in general. They are absolute scum. And that cunt Salah looks like a terrorist.

  18. A cunting for the BBC

    Is there an end in sight to this institutions cuntishness?
    Apparently not.
    The latest waste of the license payers’ money is on the new @EastEnders’ set. Five years late and £30 million pounds over budget, and all for a depressing storyline abysmal programme with some of the worst actors ever to appear on TV.
    The total cost of this futile exercise is nearly £90 million. That’s before all the wages are paid to the cast and crew for this interminable crock of shit.

  19. A cunting, please, for the Beebistan, who moved last night’s Question Time episode from Bolton (where 58% voted to leave) to Remoan central London under the premise of making it easier for MPs who had just been attending Brexit debates. It couldn’t possibly be because Bolton is a Leave area and having it there would’ve allowed the panel to be grilled on the Great Betrayal by angry Leavers – no sir, nothing to see here…

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