Citizen Fucking Khant’s Fucking Fireworks Display

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EMERGENCY CUNTING for Suckdick’s fucking fireworks display. ‘London is open’ – no, it isn’t you cunt and nor is the rest of Britain! WE ARE FULL!!!!!

(Apologies for the lateness of the hour)

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

39 thoughts on “Citizen Fucking Khant’s Fucking Fireworks Display”

  1. Good call, OC.
    Wishing you, Dioclese and all involved as well as my fellow cunters a bloody sight better 2019 than 2018 proved to be.
    My glass is charged with a respectable Rioja….cheers!

    • Same to you Komodo. Although given I’ve spent all day on the piss I don’t want to so much as see alcohol again at the moment.

    • And Maybot. And Soros. And Linekunt. And the Beebistan. And Tony Bleurgh. And Channel 4…

      • Yea, in fact just go to the homepage – list of cunts….
        That’s a hell of a lot of cunts.

      • The only thing that’s constantly open in London is that gormless cunt suckdicks mouth……
        There’s a new turd in the sewer, Democrat Elizabeth warren is positioning herself to run for president
        Watching her promo clip raised my bile..

  3. You know, it’s 2019 now and this year is no fucking different to last year. All this ‘letting the new year in’, it’s a load of bollocks. Nothing worth watching on tv, that hasn’t altered any, finished off the bottle of port, it didn’t taste any better than when I started it a week ago. I’ve half a pint of shandy left in the fridge, that’ll be flat by now. And my fucking toaster packed in, on new year’s eve! So I can’t buy another till wednesday. Happy new year? You can stick it.

    • No harm in hoping, mate.
      That Blair contracts a painful terminal disease, and/or is captured and starved to death by (say) Serbian dissidents, or, in the last resort, is simply shot. That a popular rising, headed by a reincarnated Cromwell, evacuates Parliament and restores government by commonsense. That a similarly reincarnated Lord Reith haunts the BBC until it gets a fucking grip on reality. That Channel patrols are armed and sink small boats heading here on sight. That committing reality TV becomes a hanging matter, likewise manbuns, manbags, feminism, corporate bollocks, baristas and HMRC. Oh, and May, by the feet from a lamp post.

      Face it, hope is all we’ve got. But we do have it.

      • You never know…
        We might actually leave the EU.

        Junker might drink himself to death.
        Verhovstadt might do himself in in some wierd sorded sex game involving rent boys and farmyard animals (he looks like the type).
        The yellow vests might dust off the guillotines and give Macron what he deserves.
        ……
        You never know…

    • I see nye as another excuse to go out on the bosh. The changing of a calendar means fuck all.

    • Another one of Alan’s Snackbar worshippers.

      Meanwhile at a sleepy village on Kent, another consignment of these troublesome towelleys have washed up in a dinghy. Fuck off and immolate yourselves you cunts.

  5. You guys shouldn’t joke.
    David Lamy had a friend that died in that fireworks display.

  6. Merry Cuntmas Everyone!

    —-

    Immos landing, all around us,
    Children – women, not a one,
    Tis the season,
    To send them where they came from,
    Merry Xmas Every Cunt!

    I’m a woman, no a man now,
    Who are you cunt, to say I’m not!
    Utter madness,
    This stupid fucking country,
    Merry Xmas Every Cunt!

    I’m gonna create a party tonight,
    It’s called “Common Sense”,
    So fuck the Tory, Labour cunts,
    Lib Dems, Greens, SNP!

    Snow is falling, no it isn’t,
    It’s just fall-out, from a bomb,
    It’s not “peacefuls”,
    Little misunderstandings,
    Merry Xmas Every Cunt!

    Merry Xmas Every Cunt!

    —-

    And a Happy Fucking New Year to you cunts too!

    😀

  7. London is open?

    Yeah, don’t we fucking know it, to most of the fucking planet. It is amazing that there is anyone left in their own countries.

    No Khan, you utter shit gibbon, London IS NOT open. We don’t have the fucking resources to accommodate any more twats other than the twats holidaying here (if you can call a trip to London ‘holidaying’. My adjective would be ‘slumming’)

    It would have been far more accurate if they had broadcast ‘LONDON IS FUCKED’.

    FUCKING CUNT KHAN!!!!

  8. What I’d like to see ‘open’ is his arsehole… to a 10-inch rusty nail and pigshit-slathered dildo.

  9. Tomorrow…..

    Khan, not enough housing, too many rough sleepers,

    These cunts just say anything to look good to the media, if the media turned tail and collectively (Beeb, Sky ….. ) said “what is this idiot saying, he knows we have a problem with immigration” then they may think twice about spouting shit.

    • There’s plenty of housing. Most of it is filled with third world parasites that are taking everything and contributing nothing. Perhaps if these pieces of shit were denied access in the first place, and the homeless were put up instead, they’d have some incentive to better themselves and get back on track. But nooooooooooo.

  10. Happy New Year everyone – except all the cunts nominated on this site during 2018.

    My predictions for 2019? – more cunts than ever, especially in the lead up to Brexit. They just can’t help themselves.

    Well done fellow cunters – we are indeed great minds who think alike.

    My nomination for cunt of the year? – appeaser Teresa

    Cheers one and all

    Big Al

  11. Fucking Khan and his fireworks. Opening was spoken in 7 languages there should have only been one that’s English if you cannot understand it fuck off back to where you came from We are not open we are full Understand that Mr Khan

  13. What a pint glass full of festered cornspeckled shite this manlet is.

    Using a taxpayer funded public event to broadcast political propaganda. One night where maybe the public can just hang out and be merry, and not have to think about you gobby political cunts wanking everything up! Fucking cunt!

    The millennium bicycle wheel should have been coloured red with crimson pods instead, to symbolise Khans gapping arsehole. ‘Open for business’ Mr EU bureaucrat! Shove it in and give me a job and golden pension.

  14. 100% behind this cunting. Made my piss boil that this spectacle became a political lever, and none more so when we all sat here wondering what the f*ck was even said at the beginning with all the foreign clap trap. So Suckdiq is in the papers announcing that London will stay the same in a post Brexit area. Thats a shame, one would like to see an improvement, but of course once rot sets in its a bastard to get shot of.
    I just hope the useless tits in charge actually let us leave the shackles of the EU and whack some Duct Tape over the mouths of the remoaners for good.

  15. Happy New Year to all my fellow cunters.
    For the first time ever I didnt see in the new year with an alcoholic drink-last 3 weeks that bastard Mr Gout has taken up residence in both my legs the greedy cunt and the only thing stopping him expanding is a steroid called Medrol which beats up Mr Gout but destroys the immune system.
    Please feel sorry for a fellow cunt

    • Apologies to hear that CRU. Never had gout in my relatively short life and I hope I never do.

      • Thanks OC.Docs told me gout is part genetic and part lifestyle- too much sauce,red meat,, seafood can cause it and also being overweight.About the only thing good for it is coffee.Theres no cure im afraid.

    • Had it a few times, always in the same one big toe. Crippling pain, a real cunt and you have my sympathy. Now take allopurinol tablets and not had a recurrence since. A speedy recovery to you.

  16. I take pity on you CuntsR-US as I suffer with the odd attack of gout……hurts like fuck at times even though I take Naproxen.
    Haven’t had an alcoholic drink since 7th December, only thing is now I am getting use to not drinking……hope that fucking mood changes.

    Happy 2019 Cunting fellow cunters

  17. Yeah cunts r us sympathy. Get it now and again. Also second the allopurinol, mate takes it, cured him. Another rufty tufty hairy arsed engineer mate laid up for days and pissing in a bottle. Worse than fucking childbirth! Ha

  18. Not just the London fireworks (£2 million up in smoke), but all fireworks, at any time of year. Hate them and the cunts who buy them, just like the cunt last night who decided it would be a great lark to let off military strength bangers at 1.30 – CUNT!!

  19. So, now there is finally an admission that the Victoria stabbings are terror related, will we find out whether the suspect is either an axle grabber/boat person or a home grown terrorist?

    • It took the al beeb journalist until the end of the article to mention that the attacker yelled you-know-what whilst in the act of stabbing. classic bbc journalisms, report what’s going on, but don’t make the peacefuls look bad.

  20. “London is open – to business, talent, ideas & creativity“

    Of course, but what we’re really seeing is young, fighting age males posing as refugees, third world women whom are pregnant or have seven kids in tow, who do not speak a fucking word of English, has zero skills, and will make no attempt to intergrate.

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