Beautiful girls
Loads of them where I live but they never look at me. Why not? I´m only in my mid-sixties, practically still a boy, got my hair (well most of it) and it hasn´t gone grey or white. I´m slim and only wear glasses for long distance.
In my younger days, I had no real problems attracting young wenches. Nowadays, the only girls who pay any attention to me are the few polite ones who offer me a seat on the bus. Plastic surgery is out. Viagra gives me a headache and makes my face red and I refuse to pay for hochmagandy as we call you know what in Scotland so help me out ISACers!
Nominated by FrustratedFraeAuldReekie
Been following this site for awhile. It’s excellent to see people as disillusioned with the UK and it’s correctness as I am. As with women, i’ve ended up lucky. Mrs Mitten 13 years younger and been together 20 years. She’s not into the bullshit like other woman i’ve dated. At best they can be irrational at worst conniving and deceitful. As they said on South Park ( I think?), never trust something that bleeds for 4 days but doesn’t die.
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How about a makeover? New clothes, new white teeth. Keep slim and get guns n abs. You’ll ooze confidence and sophistication. Not all women are money obsessed btw.
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Women. How can you trust something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn’t die.
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Mrs Maskinback is a good stick. She is child-obsessed but not money obsessed but has a good sense of humour and a caring way.
That said, in my experience she is a rarity. Mrs Maskinback the First was the rabid bitch from hell. I had a lucky escape in the form of an annulment. I would be buggered if I would go dating nowadays if I were single. I would duly purchase one of those sexy lady robots.
“Beep, beep, do you want a vigorous sucking, master? Beep, beep, wibblerung”
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Wibblerung sounds alarmingly Wagnerian…
Take care, or you may find a Merkel-bot invading your private life.
Toten Hosendammerung !
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