I haven’t cunted May for a week or 2 so here goes:
This is a specific cunting for her competence and tactics.
Negotiations don’t always work so a Plan B is always required. In the case of EU negotiations this would be ‘No Deal’. Dave had no Plan B so May should have noted this. Well, she had the finest Whitehall brains around her didn’t she?
When Article 50 was triggered plans should have been put in place for No Deal on day one. This would tell the EU that we were serious. Was it? Was it fuck. All along the EU knew this and used it to force May into her capitulation plan. At over 500 pages it has superseded Foot’s Labour manifesto as the longest suicide note in history.
This week the Treasury and Bank of England have forecast No Deal disaster. Again. If they are right, which will be a first, then the blame lies squarely at May’s door due to her total incompetence and lack of planning.
So, Theresa May, the most useless, incompetent cunt in history who has succeeded in uniting politicians of all hues and opinions against her.
Nominated by the Theresa May Cunter in Chief Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Please visit petition.parliament.uk/peti… to stop this travesty:
Britiain (Theresa May) is about to sign a United Nations proposal to make immigration a “human right”.
Britain will sign a controversial new legislation proposal put forward by the United Nations (UN) which could see people who criticise EU migration policies jailed and makes immigration a “universal human right.” “It is declaring migration as a human right so it will, in effect, become impossible to criticise Mrs Merkel’s welcome migrants politics without being at risk of being jailed for hate speech.” stated MEP Marcel de Graff.
The document, to be signed in Morocco, seeks to make immigration a “universal human right “.
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There isn’t a hope in hell of a no deal. This cunt, along with all the others has been playing for a no Brexit from day fucking one.
If her ‘ deal ‘ is voted for we’re still in, thanks to the bogtrotter backstop.
If the ‘ deal ‘ is rejected then the whole fiasco drags on until our withdrawal is cancelled on one pretext or another.
If she died today it wouldn’t make one iota of difference to our direction of travel, some other cunt would pick up the baton and follow the EU / Civil Service plan.
I despise them all.
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Everything she touches turns to SHIT. No doubt that’s why the Establishment chose her to do Brexit.
Apart from that she looks a lot like my sister-in-law in that photo.
COTY 2018.
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Fucking hell ! If your missus looks like that too it would go a long way to explaining your drug fuelled mania.
Fuck me.
Morning Mr. Creampuff.
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Morning Jack.
If my missus looked remotely like that I would have topped myself years ago!
Mrs Creampuff looks more like this:
https://goo.gl/images/smRp9Y
At least she did when we got married 27 years ago…
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Cor blimey guvnor !
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The ECJ ‘s advocate general has said that the UK can unilaterally withdraw it’s declaration to trigger article 50.
We can do anything unilaterally, as long as it keeps us in the EU.
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Sir Keir Starmer. Well we know him as Lady Keir Starmer on here. But why did he get the Sir so early? How are these things decided? How does it work? What’s so incongurous as well is that his name his Keir. Presumably after Keir Hardie. The left wing firebrand who founded the Labour Party. I wonder if we’ll ever get Sir Jeremy Corbyn? Or Sir John McDonnell. Mind you Lord Kinnock was a left wing zealout. So also Lord Prescott. Maybe Baroness Diane Abbott. Yes that will definitely happen soon. They like their ‘Gongs’. It is like a gong, like a trinket. They did well in life. ‘I became a Lord’. Behind all the rhetoric.
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Morning Miles – Kunt Starmer was knighted in 2014 for his services as DPP in finding ways of not charging corrupt politicians caught defrauding the taxpayer by fiddling their expenses… also of approving the decision not to prosecute the keystone cops over the illegal fatal shooting of Charles de Menezes on the London underground… not to mention excusing plod Simon Harwood for the blatant manslaughter of Ian Tomlinson in 2010.
And for being a massive, gormless looking TURD, of course.
Naturally, as a real Man of the People, Kunt would rather you didn’t call him ‘Sir’ if you don’t mind… at least not in public, ha ha.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3090326/EPHRAIM-HARDCASTLE-Labour-MP-Keir-Starmer-accepted-knighthood-prefers-not-called-Sir.html#comments
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Prefers to be called Dame Keira Starma.
And Theresa May simply can’t be cunted enough. Perhaps she might be the first British PM to off herself. I wonder what goes on in that tiny mind of hers, I really do.
On a good note, I read that Macron, Le Gros Con, Maquereau de la Republique has had to perform some sort of u-turn on his fuel taxes. I hope les Frouzes take every possible opportunity to rub his snail-sniffing apparatus in the merde.
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She might not be the sharpest knife in the box, but just look at the antics of the motherfuckers against her: on her own side, amateur actress Anna Soubry, pomp personified Dominic Grieve, much of her spineless cabinet, not to mention most of the press and nancy boy Labour MPs and luvvies and senile old cunt Vince Cable. Yesterday that oily heap of shit David Miliband crawled back from America to give his advice. The SNP Nicola Crankie and even the DUP who have been paid a fortune.
Actually Mrs M has more patience than I’d have I would have told the whole lot of them to go and fuck themselves long ago.
My instinct would be to accept the current deal, then completely pick it to pieces and finally ignore it. That would fuck the egos of Juncker (when he’s sober) Barnier and Tusk and all the other little pen-pushing nazis, wherever they are, including Napoleon Macron and Fuehrer Merkel.
Let’s have a general election, elect UKIP and replace the dissembling scum on both sides of the house
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Is she worse than Bliar? She might well be you know. She’s certainly just as bad as him by this point.
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Saggy tits has let this get way out of hand. It’s a complete fiasco. She has the BoE governor and chief dick head Mark Carney, bleating on about how our food shop will be £3 more so we should all now vote to remain. She has her own MP’s and other parties arguing for extensions to article 50, new referendums, Irish backstops. She has a ‘deal’ which is fucking terrible, to show for two years of sucking EU cock. And she has the media going full blown end of the world, regardless of what happens.
The problem is, for those of us who voted to leave, none of the above scenarios are what we actually voted for. The most straightforward result is just to leave the EU in March 2019, all club together to navigate any obstacles and we’d finally be free. How did you let this happen treason may? We wanted no deal, we voted for no deal, what the fuck is this circus you have created?
I despair.
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She’s always saying she has ‘honoured’ the referendum result. Shouldn’t you fullfil the result. Or execute the result.
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She takes lying to an entirely new level. Makes Tony B. Liar look like “a pretty straight sort of guy”…
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That picture of her is fucking priceless. .
“Send more paramedics”
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A space lizard that’s allergic to it’s latex day skin.
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Yes, I rather like it too. Thought it was the perfect picture when I came across it whilst editing this post and just had to include it.
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That’s the face I pull when I shit myself after a bottle of gin and a particularly virulent kebab.
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It’s a fucking disgrace…. these cunts (MPs) are selling us down the fucking river…. Brexit will be cancelled, we will end up staying and paying more money and to add insult to injury you can bet the UK will support this UN bullshit on migration….
We are truly fucked!
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Brexit was cancelled on 23 June 2016. It was replaced with Brino. Mrs May’s version of Brino is purposely far worse than Remaining. Imo, Article 50 will be suspended and there will be another referendum. You can wank on it!
In fact if we don’t end up with another referendum I will organise a bukkake session for all the gays on ISAC and swallow every last drop of their collected cum from a wine glass (I saw a fit bint do that on Pornhub, once or twice.
Had Cameron been serious when he spent £9 million promising every household in the country “The Government will implement what you decide” he would have informed the EU they had six months to negotiate a sensible trade deal, otherwise we would be leaving on WTO rules.
The whole thing has been nothing more than an elaborate charade.
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That’s been the plan all along. Theresa the Appeaser deliberately came up with the shittest deal possible, which is basically a surrender document, to piss everyone off and thereby never get approval. So then she’ll be “reluctantly” forced to call another referendum.
There’s a Great Brexit Betrayal March happening in London on Sunday the 9th of December that might prove interesting, especially now that the stupid lefties have organised and anti-Tommy Robinson protest to attack it. Maybe we shouldn’t have got rid of those water cannons after all, and the Guardian are wetting their nappies:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/27/far-right-brexit-left
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I predict a riot
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Not a single reserve depot armoury will be safe
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So do I. Even the French are showing the Globalists what they think of them now.
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Slightly off topic
A shit load of respect to Denmark, they are going to detain foreign criminals on a remote island until they are deported…. stop the cunts absconding.
Can’t wait for the snowflake response
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I’m loving their shift to the right.
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This cunt has brought this on for her own interests. All these cunts love to go to The EU once they have finished fucking us over, for massive pay outs. Look at Tony Liar – that cunt has made a fortune. TM is probably the worst PM we have ever had, and she will fuck us over for years and as soon as her cunt of a plan is passed she will fuck off. If there is a God he will turn all the hair on her cunt into drum sticks and beat the shit out of her
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Sorry to butt in again, but I’ve never seen any news articles about when her face caught fire and someone put it out with a wellington boot, fuck if beauty is only skin deep, this cunt was born inside out
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The only thing still on our side is time. If Jimmy Krankie’s plan to extend article 50 can somehow be avoided and the other cunts can’t agree what should happen once Saggy tits’ deal is shot down. We leave the EU with no deal by default come March.
Realistically another referendum couldn’t be held after February, a new deal doesn’t have time to be negotiated already, we just need them to get clogged down in their own bureaucratic bullshit and keep arguing amongst themselves long enough to where there’s no time left.
Unfortunately, I see Jimmy Krankie and the SNP getting enough backing from other MP’s to extend article 50, because God forbid we leave the EU all together.
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“The alternative isn’t No Deal… nobody is going to allow No Deal – how could we?”
(Jeremy Corbyn 29/11/2018)
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Fucking Catweazel, not just him though, when they say how could we allow no deal, the translation is, how could we leave the EU altogether, don’t be fucking stupid. The lying backstabbing bastards need their EU pension don’t you know.
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We should give Jimmy a fucking Scottish referendum, when the vote to leave the UK we can build a wall, the Romans put down good foundation…… SNP cunts… fuck then.
It might as well be now because they will fuck off eventually
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There’s a line in the Argentinian film ‘Wild Tales’ where one of the characters says ‘the world is run by bastards’. We’re finding that out for ourselves in the UK right now.
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At present ( and as I type this ) the Government are accused of witholding legal advice on the matter of Mrs May,s deal Any cunt who signs up to anything without knowledge of the full facts is a complete fucking idiot. Sadly, the House of Commons is infested with such duplicitous shits.
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This might post at the bottom. Old phone. Afternoon Ruff Tuff. Never knew all that. And ‘parachuted into a safe Labour seat’. Why was he favoured? That’s what I am always thinking. Maybe family.But you could never really fathom who actually is in control. I mean different agencies seem to work together to keep his favoured status. Or something… I am always trying to think who is behind all these decisions. In his case that would be the legal profession, the labour party conservative party the crown all in collusion. Or maybe I am just paranoid?
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Message received Miles. Starmer is a great example of ‘It’s not what you know, it’s who you know’.
Sir Kunt’s family were well in with the Labour establishment, and of course Sir Kunt himself hung on both Bliar & the one-eyed ‘bigoted woman’ Broon’s respective haemorrhoids.
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The UN Migration Compact, which seeks to criminalise all criticism of mass migration and completely change the definition of a refugee, will be signed by many world leaders next week without ever consulting their citizens.
Well, there goes the majority of my posts on ISAC. Great while it lasted.
How long before the government phase in the thought police.
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One word says it all, really.
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Is this useless bag of fanny skin now the highest nominated cunt yet?
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I predict a little moan followed by oh well, musn’t grumble and then spend the next 30 years voting in leftie fuckwits and being shat on in a calm civilised British way.
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Please sign
https://www.change.org/p/theresa-may-mp-stop-the-united-nations-migration-pact
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Done, but still think I’ll need to start learning Arabic.
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Please sign
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Done, but with a heavy heart. I’d set my heart on migrating to Saudi Arabia to establish a Christian movement there.
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Actually I’m all for a second referendum.
It has to be binary, and it has to have the following two options:
1) Leave based on Maybot’s deal.
2) Leave on WTO rules.
There is no “Remain” option because – suffice to say – those cowards lost! Unlucky!
Project fear was in full flow today crying about a no deal Brexit. “Oh but the EU will impose tariffs!”
Well that’s fine but that’s a two-way street, and as a nation which has a large trade deficit with the EU – especially within the Franco-German car industries – then I’m pretty sure a free trade deal would be hurried through without incident or any strings attached.
As soon as Brexit was announced we should have signed Article 50 immediately (or as soon as the coward pig-fucker had been replaced – that would have nipped treacherous foreign cunts like Gina Miller sticking her unwanted neb in), told Druncker, et. al., we’re off on WTO rules and rudely ignored the cunts (like they ignored us for decades), with a very public show of trade visits to the US, China, Russia, India, Australia, Brazil, etc.
The EU cunts like Druncker, gappy-toothed Verhofstadt, Farley’s Rusk Tusk and Michelle Barrier-Contraception, etc., could moan all they wanted – like the school bullies they are – until the quite kid on the playground (UK) turned round and twatted them one upside the head!
They’d fold quicker than a bad poker hand and a free trade deal would have been reached within a year of the divorce period.
Unfortunately we were gifted the weakest, most spineless and most useless cunt of a leader I think Britain has ever had the misfortune of having!
Her vote will fail.
She has to go.
There will be NO renegotiation.
We leave on WTO rules.
If they don’t play fair (with tariffs), or agree a free trade deal, we bankrupt their car industries with OUR tariffs and offset any temporary iinconveniences to the likes of Nissan (the Remoaner’s favourite factory to pluck from their arses) with big tax breaks.
Short term pain for long term gain because once the dust has settled and we showed the rest of the EU what is possible, they’ll all be clamouring to leave as well, eventually going back to a free trade system amongst Europe – as it was meant to be – without all of the nonsense like free movement, and without all of the pointless and horrifically expensive bureaucracy all designed to keep Druncker’s glass full of Pinot Grigio!
Cunts!
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Only one thing will happen – we remain.
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If when the referendum result was announced 2 years ago, we told businesses we were going for a hard brexit, you have 2 years to adapt, instead of negotiating this half in half out bollocks, there would have been no problems. Instead, this insane route that we’ve taken has meant no one has been able to prepare because we still don’t know what the fuck is happening. The only reason the pound has slumped is because of uncertainty, if you make the course you’re taking clear, the pound wouldn’t have even wobbled. Sometimes the best thing to do, is to do nothing. Announce we’re leaving, do fuck all in between, then leave. This deal has made things a lot worse rather than better, it’s also played right in to the remainers hands because they’re using this shit show as some kind of proof that brexit = chaos.
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Re the photo, has a journalist just shouted out “have you been fucking Michael Gove Prime Minister?”
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