‘Slippery’ Jim Leighton

Jim Leighton is a cunt…

Now, I have known this for years… However, Slippery Jim still refuses to speak to Alex Ferguson nearly thirty after he dropped Leighton for the FA Cup Final Replay… I always knew Jim was a bitter mardarse, but still holding a grudge about something he was entirely to blame for?! The inept cunt was absolute crap as a keeper and he nearly cost United the cup and Fergie his job… What a sad and bitter cunt Leighton is… He was total dog shite most weeks and Fergie was right to drop him for the Final replay… Our back four had long since lost confidence in him and the team immediately improved with Les Sealey (RIP) in goal… A month after Sealey replacing him, Jim’s gone to the WC and been embarrassed by Costa fucking Rica…. Yet he still blames Fergie? What a cunt…

Cartoon from back in the day to sum up how I still feel about Leighton… Cunt…

http://www.afinelung.com/wp-content/uploads/Leighton-Condom.jpg

Nominated by Norman (who else)

21 thoughts on “‘Slippery’ Jim Leighton

    • It’s that mardarsed Teflon gloved sweaty sock that’s still going on about it, not me, Freddie… Even Paddy Roche isn’t still moaning about Steve Heighway and The Doc… Leighton is a cunt… Merry Christmas anyroad….

  1. Another glory hunter whinging. Big Sam for old Trafford job it’s true Dave down pub told me
    Cuntz

  2. I see his point. I think that Ferguson is an utter Cunt too. Newcastle United a “wee club” indeed…the drunken old Wanker was just bitter that Shearer went there instead of Man. Utd.

    Only time the old Cunt ever told the truth was when he admitted (almost??) shitting himself to get off a speeding charge. A lot of pissheads have that trouble

    Season’s Greetings, Norman.

    🙂 .

    • Morning Mr Fiddler, has Jemma Arterton arrived at Fiddler Towers by special delivery yet? Delightful as Ms Arterton is I feel living the London highlife has turned her head on Brexit and ‘wimminz rights’ issues. However I suspect discussing the Oirish backstop or the gender pay gap is not high on your agenda for ‘ahem’ entertaining the little minx.

      • Gemma has blown it this year,L.L. Never as much as a “Thank you” from the tart for the bottle of home-produced facial-scrub that I sent her. I’ve therefore decided to make myself the filling in a “Reilley” sandwhich…Kelly Reilley and Talullah Reilley. Haven’t had a reply to my invitations yet,I bet they just mean to surprise me by turning up together on Christmas morning…..https://goo.gl/images/vniYDk
        https://goo.gl/images/kH39a6

  3. Jesus I remember that Viz cartoon!

    Is he still banging on about being passed over for the replay? Christ on a bike!

    💤💤💤

    • Cartoon is from the infamous Man United fanzine Red Issue… Leighton saw the cartoon and demanded that the fanzine be banned from sale anywhere near Old Trafford…. RI finally ceased publication in 2015….

    • Probably because he looked better than he was with Willie Miller and Big Eck in the Dons defence at Pittrodie…. Jim was even worse than Paddy Roche, and Rocky (bless him) was diabolical….

  4. The picture looks remarkably like that tantric cunt Sting. Perhaps they are related? Does Leighton play the fucking lute and fly a private jet to save the rainforest?
    Leighton may be a cunt but so is Ferguson so things even out.

  5. Fun fact: if you type the exact words slippery Jim Leighton into DuckDuckGo and load of hardcore porn comes up on the image search.

    • I refuse to wank to pictures of Jim Leighton…a balding,60 year old,ex-goalkeeping Cunt,apparently.
      You’re an utter disgrace, Opinionated Cunt.

      🙂 .

      • He’s young, Dick. Will wank over anything probably. I know I did, only no internet then just Kays catalogue or Jackie. So I’m told.

  6. My old dad said to me once….

    “Remember, whatever you do in life, always be up front with people”..

    Great bloke…fucking shit goalkeeper….

  7. When the great Fergie bought him he said we’have bought the best keeper in Europe’. Fergie is now a saint but a bad tempered red nosed cheat to everyone that wasn’t a Man U fan at the time. Fergie time my arse!

  8. When Rock Hudson died, St Peter asked who on earth he would prefer to be. Rock Hudson replied ‘Jim Leighton!’ St Peter, a little bit bemused says ‘Why the fuck would anyone want to be Jim Leighton?’
    ‘ He has 10 cunts in front of him and 20,000 pricks behind him, and he still hasn’t caught anything!’

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