Plastic Charity Bags

Plastic Charity Bags are CUNTS

They are to my, and I am sure many others, annoyance an unwelcome infestation on my doormat
Now I cannot really say the bags themselves are cunts, it is the fucking idiots who run the charities, it is conceivable that once or twice a year I may have some clothing to donate.
Do these cunts seriously think that anyone will have clothing to donate every fucking week, I am averaging 1 to 2 bags every week flying in though my letterbox.

I don’t get it, the fucking nanny state have Imposed charging to take your shopping out of the supermarket to reduce the amount of plastic in the environment but allow these cunts to flood the world with charity bags of which maybe only the odd 0.1% will ever fulfil their intended use.

If charities had to pay 5p for each bag the push through letterboxes they may decide that once a year will be more realistic
Cunts!

Nominated by sick of it

37 thoughts on “Plastic Charity Bags

  1. Good cunting. Your 5p ‘cunt tax’ should be enshrined in law; this needs to be given Royal Ascension immediately.

    I used to suffer from this at my previous house – one bag once or twice a week and regular as clockwork.

    I didn’t even bother opening or recycling them; straight in the non-recyclables black bin. The perpetrators of this bumfoolery are cunts to all men.

  2. Not just those bags, but packs of Christmas cards or coasters which they expect you to pay for. Charities are cunts.

  3. Would have been nice if that colossal cunt Mourinho had been man enough to resign at his post Anfield press conference… But nah, he just went on about United could still finish fourth and how he once won a biscuit baking competition and a tombola at Inter Milan…. The man is a complete cunt who makes Dave Sexton look like Cesar Luis Menotti….

    Much as it grates, the Pool were well up for it and showed the Portuguese ponce how it’s done… It was men against cunts yesterday… Where’s my bottle of Johnnie Walker?

  4. Geraint Thomas is announced as the winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year …
    But… But… He not black….

    • Twatter will be ablaze about that – discrimination, biased, racist, sexist – all the usual buzzwords that get the ‘flakes suitably agitated.

  5. These charity bags have saved me a fortune in bin liners.
    I think I’ll buy some new clothes with the savings.

    • Same here DOC though lately the supply has been infrequent. British Heart Foundation used to keep a supply near the entrance door so I could lift a few when in town but now the planet is covered in plastic they no longer have them. Cunts.

  6. Those do gooding knobheads who who ‘give away’ crappy wristbands for the ‘suggested donation of £2.00’… And their faces when you put 2p in instead….

    Yeah, them cunts…..

  7. Woke up this morning to hear Megan Markle is dumping feminism…

    WTF?!

    She’ll be be posting on ISAC next! Maybe she already is. Nurse Cunty?

    Btw, perfect Cunting Mr Sick Of It. These cunt charidees are taking the piss.

  8. Those unsolicited free biros boil my piss….and they’re even more useless than the mini ones in Ladbrokes!

    Megan Markle on ISAC hahaha. Classic!

    Good Morning RTC

      • I suppose that my grandchildren will be taught that boys can have periods. Tough shit pc cunts I have already explained to them that only pretend boys can have a period ie girls that look like boys. To the dismay of their various teachers they are becoming too cynical to brainwash. They are not afraid to ask why? And retain a strong common sense approach to libtard bullshit. Though one is really to young to understand the total annihilation of our culture he still asks why. I feel I have done something for humanity by showing commen sense and criticism are not dead in the younger members of our society. Basically I am teaching them what I was taught by my parents. They are also well mannered, that’s down to my daughter.

      • Only in Brighton. Are Muslim children going to receive these lessons I wonder, or don’t they have our peaceful friends in Poof City?

      • I have periods too, when I want to kick the shit out of people. I don’t actually bleed out of any of my holes but I assume it’s the male version of PMT. Children of all faiths should be made aware of this condition.

  9. Get loads here too.

    I used to leave the unused bags outside just in case they came round to collect. But they rarely bother: instead the bag is halfway down the bleedin’ road in windy weather.,

    There’s plenty of charity shops out there; if people have clothes they don’t want they can always load the car up and offload it all there.

    • Most of them are scams anyway, businesses posing as charidees. As you say, best to take unwanted junk to a boner fide charity shop.

  10. Off topic, the 15 airport protesters are on TV this morning crying about being found guilty of endangering an airport, the Cunts were preventing a plane from taking illegals back to where they came from.

    I hope they get a massive jail sentance Cunts!

    Anyone need any plastic bags for their extra Christmas rubbish, I have got plenty to spare.

  11. Most of the companies operating these plastic bag ‘charities’ are profit making enterprises, sure they give a little bit to charity so as to remain legal but they are cunts. They also call themselves names which are similar to more ‘respectable’ charities to try and catch out the unwary. Straight in the bin every time.

  12. They’re useless even as bin bags, IMO. They have holes in them so that mongs do not suffocate themselves when experimenting with them as themed alt-clothing, consequently frass, crud and slime are free to pass from the bag to the bin, necessitating frequent cleaning of the latter. So, at Komodo End, they go in the bin unopened.

    • Had to switch him off after 30 seconds this morning… think I’ve reached breaking point!

      • I can only imagine advertisers get their adverts for fuck all between 10am and 1pm … bearing in mind damn near every fucker that was tuned in will have either switched off or on to some other channel between them hours ….
        He’s a Cunt …..

    • Don’t know why you boys bother listening to the shithouse. It’s a bit like picking a scab on yer arse!

  13. Morning all
    A long overdue and extremely erudite bit of cunting, sick!
    I get at least one of these fuckers thro my letter box every week. Must say that I’ve never heard of any of the charidees they ‘represent’ other than on the front of the bag. it all seems a bit dodgy to say the least!

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