Emile Ratelband

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Emile Ratelband. You may have heard his name recently as the old cunt wanted to legally change his age from 69 to 49 because he can’t get a date on tinder.

This guy is the epitomy of cunt, he is a ‘positivity trainer’ and says doctors have told him he has the body of someone in their 40’s. And that if he could be 49 instead of 69, with a face like his (his own words), he’d be in a ‘luxurious position’.

Thankfully, a court told him to get fucked as there would be serious legal ramifications if people could just change their age. Which, Mr positive thinks is discrimination.

I myself has always fancied becoming a bear. Sleep through the winter, eat lots of salmon, live a predominantly secluded life, wonder if I can legally change my species to bear? On the grounds of this clown and other LGBT cunts, if you don’t let me, you’re bearist.

Nominated by elboobio

21 thoughts on “Emile Ratelband”

  1. Fuck me if this silly old cunt got a ruling in his favour, old mo’s followers would all be going to junior school ASAP. Mind you some of them already do.

  3. It would be a good way for the government to save on state pension payments, if all the 65+ year olds reset their ages to 45 it would save billions, lol!!!

    • Brilliant – It would make up for all those clever 60 year old blokes who self identified as wimmin to claim their state pensions 5 years in advance.

      😂

      • Has anyone actually been successful doing that?

        Genius stuff if they have, using the Govt’s own libtard agenda to fuck them over.

      • Maybe that’s why Govt. equalised the state pension entitlement age between men & women…

        Still not altogether clear as to how the law applies to shemales and gender neutral fuckwits.

        Presumably cunts identifying as parrots etc are ineligible for pensions full stop.

  4. Undoubtedly a cunt but if it shines a light on how ludicrous the shrieking trans community is with their demands that we use the correct pronouns , then so be it.

  5. So if he committed any crime more than 49 years ago he can’t be responsible because he was not legally an entity including fruits of his loin?
    Where it all comes from?
    These fucking female media gossips will latch onto anything and give it oxygen. The state of media is these nurturing female fuckwits taking control of what’s news and I surprised it got so much attention, were there children involved? the cry of the Feminist! My bet that the TV front person was some dumb 20 something slapper holding a phallic symbol they call a microphone saying something she knows fuck all about.
    Grumble, Grumble, Grumble….

  6. I think I would like to say I was a 14 year old boy scout, to test out if the rumours about certain ageing pop stars and politicians are true….. and I wasn;t thinking of ITV tonight. 🙂

  7. I like him. He is taking the piss. If fucking trannies can self identify as they fucking please why not this? Good man.

    • Quite. If 35 year old men can self identify as child migrants, where’s the harm with this cunt?

  8. Off topic…

    I saw on Derbycunt, as I made a brew, the following banner: “Families of knife crime victims speak out!”

    Well Victoria’s couch was highly “culturally enriched” with lots of tears and hand-wringing.

    Well I feel their pain, no parent should outlive their children, but the AL-BEEB are not so keen to discuss the elephant in the room which is: “The perpetrators of knife crime speak out.”

    Because – and I’m just sticking my finger in the air here – I’m betting Victoria’s couch would be equally “culturally enriched” for that discussion as well, with her looking like the cream in the middle of the Oreo!

    Just saying.

    Half a story ABBC cunts!

  9. I’ve got the mind of an 18 yr old when I look at provocative images on xhamster. Unfortunately my body thinks I’m 103. If the law allowed me to say I was 18, it wouldn’t fucking make me 18.

  10. Silly old fucktard.

    As the expression goes, ‘Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.’

    Several things make him a prize cunt and a valid nomination indeed. Primarily, the pathetic old scrote is on TINDER, looking to get laid by some desperado thirtysomething probably, perhaps younger if she happens to have leprosy or be in possession of a guide dog and stick.

    Secondly, changing your age legally won’t change FACT, Grandpa. Your overinflated ego has just completely over taken you and made you look like a giant cuntwaffle on an international stage. Congratulations.

    There is clearly a vast difference between ‘positivity’ (what a cunt job title he also has) and DELUSION.

    CONCEITED CUNT.

  11. The Plastic household; ‘when you are 60 I will be only 48’ ‘when you are 65 I will only be 53’ ‘when you are 70 will only be 58’. This is how she falls asleep. A smile on her face. ‘when you are 75 I will only be…’

  12. Off the top of my head I’d say 69 can be a ‘luxurious position’. 49 requires your partner to be a deckchair, on the other hand.

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