Dead Pool [120]

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Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has won her second Dead Pool out of the last three by picking the former actress and star of shows including Absolutely Fabulous and Eastenders June Whitfield. She was 93.

On to Deadpool 120.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

104 thoughts on “Dead Pool [120]”

  3. Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Tim Currie
    Robert Duvall
    Bob Barker

  7. June Whitfield could have ensured her legacy as a National Treasure if she’d karked with her hands tightly locked around Joanna Lumley’s throat. Hopefully the Rigor Mortis would have set in and put a finish to that fucking infuriating old bag.

  8. John McCrirrick sounds like a good punt I saw him on the box the other day and he looks well fucked good pick

    • Is that the Kay Burley off Sky News ? She had a 50k facelift for her 50th birthday Mrs Bamboo says she should try to claim her money back as she now looks like Skeletor from Masters of The Universe

      • I’m surprised that Burley hasn’t melted under the Sky TV lights yet, the fucking fibreglass witch…

  13. Bugger you bastards, me wireless bb doine all over the fucking festive period and you are all in like Kevin Spacey up a dead man’s jacksie.

    Doris Day
    John McCrirrick
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Kevin Spacey
    Roy Hudd

    • John McCrirrick excellent choice wish I’d thought of him first but like me someone beat you to it first He’s taken Is that picture you use a selfie because if so I might swap you for Des O Connor because you look well fucked in that picture

      • If and only if McCrirrick has been bespoked (unable to spot who has him) will go for one orf The Bachelors instead

        Con McCluskey

        And yes the super duo are still alive and well worth a look. If we ask nicely they would make fine patrons orf ISAC. Eat yer heart oit Chas C:
        http://www.thebachelors.co.uk/

        And can confirm Yours Truly has been well fucked for years.

  19. Nicki Lauda (surely!!)
    Rahul Gandhi
    Narendra Modi
    Christopher Plumber
    Tony Bennett

  23. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim (podium attendant)

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