Cyclists Without Helmets

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Based on the above cunting…I think cyclists without helmets deserve their very own cunting.
As a driver, if I get caught without my seatbelt on, I get a 30 quid fine or whatever it is these days, plus 3 points. Yet a cyclist can use the road, without a fucking helmet on with absolutely NO repercussions. I mean how fucking backwards is that? Even the most innocuous of falls from a bike can cause severe head trauma if fate wishes it so….and I would argue that the risk to a person on a bike with no protection being struck by a car at 20mph for example is certainly no less than that of someone in a car. Yet more evidence of the overwhelming fuckwittery that goes on in the minds of our ‘betters.’
When you can’t differentiate between the clear and obvious dangers of two stratospherically alternate levels of risk….no wonder the cunts in charge can’t run a bath never mind this country.
And not only that, most cyclists look like bell ends regardless, so adding a helmet into the mix isn’t going to do more damage to their image.
Fucking arseholes one and all

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

And yes, that is Pigfucker in the picture. 

41 thoughts on “Cyclists Without Helmets”

  1. Cyclists in general are just cunts full stop.

    Although I think the difference between a bicycle helmet and a seat belt is that a helmet is for personal safety and a seatbelt is for public safety aswell as personal safety.

    In the event of a high speed collision, the seatbelt non-wearing motorist is likely to fly through the windscreen like a big flesh and bone projectile, potentially hitting pedestrians

  2. Look at that wanker Cameron. What a fucking knob end. He’s wearing a wanky day glo belt but no helmet or gloves. Typical arrogant upper class twat.
    Poor cunt will be hated for ever by his fellow rich cunts for giving us the referendum.
    Truly a man with no country.

    • …..and there you have what the EU is really all about in a nutshell. It’s a gigantic scam perpetrated by the cunts in Berlin and Paris at the expense of the rest of Europe. And when your country is really in the shit and needs help due to millions of boat people washing up on your shores, you can count on those two to run for the hills.

      Don’t the “People’s Choice” imbeciles realise we’d get the shit end of the stick if we were deluded enough to ‘rejoin’?

      PS I agree. All cyclists are fucking road hogging Lycra’d twats.

    • If that isn’t a damn good reason to abandon these workshy arseholes, and leave without a deal, then I don’t know what is.
      We will be at the head of the table regarding negotiations in the future when it’s our help they want.

    • This is why, when I lurk on YouTube seeing what some snoflake-toddler has scribbled, I always accuse THEM of being the “Little Englanders.” They seem to think that only the Brits want Brexit…

      Remoaners have such blinkered vision about “Me me me us us us”, they always seem to forget that there’s a massive number of OTHER people, on mainland Europe, who would happily tell Verminhofstadt, Drunker, and Sleazemayr to FO&DO.

  4. Think I read somewhere that cunts wearing helmets are lulled into a false sense of security, leading them to take greater risks than their more vulnerable pigfucking counterparts?

    On the upside (Dick Fiddler take note), in every place that helmets have been made compulsory, the number of cyclists has fallen…

    • I read a similar article where it was found that the safer your transport is made, the more reckless it is used.
      Someone suggested that to make car drivers safer, the airbag in the steering wheel should be replaced by a steel spike.

      • There’s a roundabout near me which always has some sort of accident going on. When the traffic lights fail it works far better.

      • How about the electronic voice of The Flabbott (your dream back-seat companion…) ?

        “You are at a complete stand-still. Slow down immediately !”

  5. Wow! So Mavis is slagging off Blair for colluding with the EU fascists and undermining her, completely forgetting that members of her own party have been doing exactly the same thing.
    A bit late to start growing a pair Missus. Just resign and fuck off while you’re doing it.

  6. I expected to see the pigfucker on a penny farthing, no less, with his wife cycling a suitable distance behind him.

    Oh how one wishes for a fuck off great Blue Circle Cement lorry, with an impossibly myopic driver, to have bollocksed up at high speed alongside the cunt and transformed him into something resembling a berry compote.

    Cunt.

  7. If it wasn’t for the 3rd car down, I’d swear that cunt was going the wrong way down a one way street.

    Someone take advantage of his lack of helmet and get him run over for fuck’s sake…

    • Keep on hijacking PC. Signed last night.

      Not that the Remoaner heavy political classes will take the slightest notice of course.

      • Which is why I won’t be signing it – it’s completely fucking redundant as I signing a ballot paper 2 and a half years ago to that effect. Fuck them.

      • They will do what the fuck they want anyway. Show me one petition that has altered a decision for these cunts. All this petition bollocks was Tony B Liar’s idea and what a colossal cunt he is!

        The fucking “People’s Vote” gathers momentum…

      • All while Momentum gathers the people’s vote……. (Via the useful idiot Corbyn and his useful idiot millennial Snowflake voting base)

  9. I don’t wear a helmet but I mostly cycle on the pavement so that elderly people, unhappy with the their lives, shout at me. I also cycle along the river and on cycleways – do I need to wear a helmet then too?

    Unless we become more of a nanny state and people are forced to wear them by law,(like in silly countries like Australia) then I shan’t. People should just drive better.

      • You’re probably one of those old, dreary, myopic cunts whose driving is so appalling, it’s the reason why I use the pavement.

  11. I don’t wear a helmet if I cycle. You look like a royal bellend wearing one and that little chunk of package padding ain’t going to do shit if you come up against a truck or jeep with bars.

    Fuck it. If people didn’t drive like hyper spastics rushing to take little Jessica to ballet class, and if our urban layout wasn’t a labyrinth of tangled bullshit, then we wouldn’t even need them at all.

  12. Can’t agree with this cunting. Cyclists should be banned from wearing helmets. Then when you run the cunts over as they ignore a red light, undertake or ride through pedestrians on a crossing they are more likely to incur a serious head injury which might improve their IQ.

  13. Those fucking silly hats give about as much protection as a hairnet in any case.

    It should be mandatory for cyclists, in addition to Fimbriations’ excellent suggestion, to position themselves inside large vehicles when turning left at a junction and to ignore the lights when going straight across. Any cyclist making a clear hand signal should be arrested on the spot. It should be forbidden for a cyclist to display lights after dark. This would (a) give Darwin a chance,
    (b)minimise the arduous and probably racist requirement for cyclists to obey the rules of the road, and,
    (c) let’s face it, needn’t involve any change in their present behaviour.

    Oh, and I would like to cunt those cunting bastarding high-brightness flashing LED lights the Wiggoids like to announce their approach with. They’re illegal, distracting and usually directed straight into oncomers’ eyes.

    • Yeah I’ve never understood how a super bright LED strobe is in any way a good fucking idea?

  14. Fucking cyclists, If i want to drive a car on the road I have to pass a test, for some reason a bicycle is exemt….. why?
    If you dont have a license for a car or motorcycle and you want to ride a bike on the road there should be a mandatory test, not for the acual riding but the highway fucking code!
    There were some stats rolled out in london about cunts riding up the inside of trucks and buses at tradic lights and then getting squashed againt railings or the kerb. The majority of which were women….. no fucking common sense and have probably never driven a vehicle on the road.
    Helmets…. fuck them if they chose to ride without one…. dont fall,off.
    Cunts

    • Deliverpoo cunts are the worst, as they really seem to think they contribute something to the communnidee.

      Knobheads.

      I sent an email to the government’s Chief Medical Officer the other day, with some recommendations about the nationwide obesity crisis. I do hope she understood some of the terminology, such as lard-arses and land-whales.
      I suggested that Deliveroo &c. should be outlawed, and that the redundant cyclists could be recycled by the traffic cops as speed bumps.
      Have not had a reply yet; I guess she’s probably still hung-over from the office Christmas parties…

  15. Twenty five years in the Emergency Services, so, a lot of experience. A helmet WILL help save your life – no argument, a fact that’s borne out of my front-line experience. In all my years, I’ve only been to one incident involving a cyclist that was entirely blameless. I’ve had one of the arrogant cunts ride straight through a red light into the side of my ambulance. Not exactly invisible are they? Big, yellow and green? Dull cunt. And if you’re cycling on the pavement and you give it the large one, the only thing that’ll beat you to the ED is the headlights of the ambulance taking you there.

    • Cyclists with no helmet are fair cunting game, if they choose to put their delicate cunt body on a bike and go try mix it up with buses and trucks then fair play to the cunts, they just shouldnt expect too much symathy when the cunts get cunted

  16. Cycling used to be a harmless way of getting from A to B either for work or for leisure. Cyclists were considerate towards drivers and vice versa. Cycling has now been taken over by blokes with beards and tattoos, i.e. cunts. These are always the ones who jump the red lights, etc or, on a weekend, take up traffic lanes riding 3 abreast in convoy talking about craft beer and artisan bread. Because these are self-righteous cunts who have given cycling a bad name, all drivers fucking hate cyclists, especially if you have lived in Londistan.

  17. what really boils my piss is the modern man down situation I find on the road.
    Take this example, an injured animal, shot soldier tends to crawl to safety and not lay there in the path of clear and present danger.
    Yet now it has become fashionable to just lay there in the fucking road, I recently queued up to pass a cyclist laying on a mini roundabout, he had an entourage around him like a scene out of a Vietnam war film waiting for medevac, and truly there was nothing wrong with him apart from dented pride from falling off his bike in front of a lot of people dressed like some tag team wrestler/ superhero.
    I was very tempted to get out and do the old kick in the bollocks corpse test.

    • You’ve got a point, there. I don’t know what they expect when we turn up and examine them? Full C-spine immobilisation, every time? Nine times out of ten we just make them stand up and walk them into the truck. ED if they need it, but, get pushing your bike home if they don’t.

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