‘HE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS’ NHS DOCTOR
You think you have seen and heard a lot of things over the years, but this cunt takes the cheap, cardboard tasting NHS biscuit.
I would like to nominate this anonymous NHS doctor for a cunting as he claims that Brexit ‘ruined his marriage’. Yes, REALLY.
‘READ ALL ABAAAT IT! ‘ here: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/my-marriage-is-over-because-i-voted-for-brexit-a4012066.html
Apparently his German (who are mostly cunts anyway) doctor wife felt so devastatingly ‘betrayed’ by his leave vote (she voted remain, quelle surprise) that the marriage irrevocably ‘broke down’, the schweinhund dumped his arse and then fucked off quicker than a german sausage into Merkel’s piehole.
For the sake of fuck, what more is Brexit responsible for? Global hunger? The Polar Ice Caps melting? Getting Markle up the duff?
No dear, your wife doubtless left you because as an NHS Gynaecologist you probably spent far too many hours at work servicing a lot more fannies than her own, and that is never a good recipe for a successful marriage. I’m no Columbo, but that is my supposition.
Newsflash Dr. Snatch: Own your own marital shit!
Pathetic, blaming cunt.
Nominated by Nurse Cunty
I can’t get no satisfaction, and that’s the fault of Brexit as well.
What a fucking twat!
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Haha, this is very much like me and My Polish wife after I voted leave. We don’t even discuss our differences of opinions incase a physical fight breaks out. This Fanny inspector Doctor will never have to worry about not getting enough pussy I suppose now his Kraut wife has fucked off.
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After a few pints and a curry on Saturday night, I farted and only just avoided the follow through.
I blame Brexit for the loss of muscle tone of my ringpiece.
I will call James on LBC tomorrow and explain my plight, as I know he will agree with me.
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O’Knob head will likely ask ‘How many pints?’ ‘What curry specifically?’ ‘What time on Saturday night did you not follow through?’ I think he’s probably autistic.
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What utter bollocks. No strong marriage would be destroyed by a difference in sides on Brexit. Clearly there were already issues; Brexit is just something that helped it along to its inevitable failure.
The journalist cunts who report this bullshit deserve to be savaged by a rabid German Shepherd.
Perhaps this pussy prober was too busy poking around clam every day to realise his German wife was up to her kidneys daily in hot, 12″ long German wurst.
What a soppy cunt.
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I haven’t been able to work out my legs in the gym recently due to ongoing knee problems. That’s obviously the fault of Brexit too.
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Well then his marriage was probably shit to begin with.
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Fucking Kraut cunt shouldn’t have been allowed to vote in the first place….
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Lucky him if he got rid of some Kraut tart…a humourless,arrogant,genocidal people at the best of times. At least he’ll now have more time to get stuck into a few of those nurses. It’s a well-known fact nurses they are always gagging for it and will shag anything with a pulse. Of course,every nurse’s aim is to snag a Doctor,but’ll have a ride on just about anything until Doctor “Right” comes along. I’ve seen those old “Doctor In The House” films.
He’d do well to spar clear of British nurses,a coarse,tubby,stubbly bunch from what I’ve seen,and stick to some of those Chinky-looking nurses. I assume that they operate the same way as a Thai bride…when you get sick of them you just bung them a few quid,tell them to “Bugger Off” and get a fresh one delivered. Some of those East European-looking nurses may be worth a scuttle too,but they look more likely to cut up rough when told to “Fuck Off, I’ve found something better”….powerful looking wenches most of them.
Indeed, the Doctor’s a fucking prick for not taking advantage of the hidden benefits of Brexit.
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One would assume that’s why the good doctor voted Leave in the first place!
In 1975 I voted to ‘Stay In’ hoping there’d be less red tape involved in the acquisition of quality hardcore continental porn mags. Unfortunately things didn’t work out that way. 2 years later I demanded another “wanker’s vote” and you know who took notice? I’ll tell you who: FUCKING NO-ONE!
Made me wait another 41 years to get another bite at the cherry.
Fuck them.
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I told my ginger cat that I voted Brexit….
He said “will i still get my dinner”
I said “yes”
He said “well fuck off and get my dinner”
What a Cunt this guy is
His Kraut wife was probably looking for an excuse to fuck off anyway… and who gives a shit.
CUNT
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Your cat’s language is fucking disgraceful. My cat wouldn’t speak to me like that. She’s black and she knows her place.
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He’s right tho brexit did ruin his marriage , his wife found out he was sucking on Jean Claude Junckers smelly wine piss stained tiny cock hahaha
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Nurse Cunty, I see your ‘Brexit Ruined My Marriage’ bollocks and I raise you to ‘Trump And Brexit Ruined My Marriage’ bollocks.
Look at this dickhead:-
https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/29/michael-sheens-split-from-sarah-silverman-was-caused-by-brexit-and-trump-8189670/
Labour fanatic and all-round Welsh twat Michael Sheen claims the twin evils broke up his marriage with hugely unfunny, Sarah Silverman. Silverman, who’s about as funny as breast cancer, was a ardent fan of Hilary “I married rapey Bill” Clinton.
It seemed like a suitable leftie-luvvie match but has ended in a divorce made in Heaven. What a pair of cunts.
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Christ yet another gobshiteing Remoaner luvvy crawls out of the woodwork. They’re thicker than nits in a scratter’s hair.
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Fuck’s sake, Captain Magnanimous! Another pair of cunts and an even BIGGER pair as they are coming from a place of luvvie twattery. They were both a couple of annoying cunts before this article, but now they are off the scale.
You have definitely defeated me there!
As a side note, my irritable bowel is back this week. My stomach has been a-gurgling like Katie Price’s throat after a session with the entire Man U squad.
Personally, I blame Brexit.
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He should see it as a favour, if the dumb bitch went up the wall about which way he voted I can imagine it was a regular barrel of laughs round their house.
I bet the majority of remainer cunts are like this thumb shadowed cunts (ex)wife. Fucking European freeloaders with UK passports, they shouldn’t be allowed to vote in the first place the fucking twats.
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Well it’s pretty clear who was boche in that marriage.
He should tell the cow to goose step back to fucking Dresden. Reminds me, must start on my favourite 60s Gerry Anderson: Firestorm XL5. Loved that, particularly the heroic, square jawed pilot, captain “bomber” Harris.
Hope Putin does cut off their gas. That’ll really fuck up their lampshade business.
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That’ll learn the cunts!!
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Germany calling! Germany calling!
We are taking all your doctors. We are destroying your beloved NHS. Give up now you ignorant Britischer schwine.
You cannot win! You cannot win!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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