I put to you a rather strange cunting, but one I feel needs the wisdom of the most devout cunters on here. I do of course speak of Meghan Markle’s ever increasing collection of fucking facial expressions.
She seems to have the ability to look like a cunt with a smallest smile. You have the, I’m fucking pregnant expression, the, fuck me I’ve got into the Royal easy street expression, and not forgetting, the, oh fuck I’ve got a ginger pubes stuck between my teeth expression.
Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt
I’d love to see her “smiley” expression should 3 peacefuls ever kidnap her and fill all three holes! (I’m sure Diana: Princess of Sloppy Seconds, would have approved!)
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I particularly like her ‘smile and pretend your in London and not a Nairobi slum’ when meeting members of da comoonitee.
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Yank bit-part actress joins pointless Windsor clan. Who gives a fuck?
I used that video Willie posted to write a mean-spirited attack on the Spice Girls reunion. It astonishes me that the Beckham woman has only been nominated four times on ISAC.
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/11/13/video-of-the-day-5/
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Good article. It’s both ironic and prophetic that the 1st video ever played on MTV was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggles.
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Met Yoko Spice once in the Old Trafford bar… David was alright in those days… Dim as fuck, but a nice lad… Skeletor on the other hand is one of the rudest ill mannered and up herself cunts I have ever had the misfortune to meet…. And she spoke to Beckham himself like he was a piece of shit… Giving orders wasn’t in it… Still, it’s his own fault… Could have had any fit’ un he wanted in the mid to late 90s, and he chose to be saddled with that… Skelly is still the ugliest Spice Girl and still the most useless…
I wouldn’t mind a ‘reunion’ with Geri and Emma if they’re both free though…
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As if we don’t have enough parasites of our own, we have re-started importing them like we did in 1714.
I suppose it helps the halfwitted get over Lady Died. It’s what she would have wanted.
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Just one of the reasons why I will become a republican when ol’ Queen Liz dies.
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Six words. President Tony Blair, Vice President Dianne Abbott. Ugghh!
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Thanks for that awful mental image Shackledragger.
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Are they still married?
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***BREAKING NEWS!***
Brexit deal imminent! Hooray!
No more single market & Freedom of Movement!
No more Customs union – we can now trade freely with the rest of the world!
No more ECJ telling us what the fuck we can and can’t do in our own country!
No more £10billion annual net payments to Brussels for FUCK ALL in return!
Except the UK will still have to abide by the Single Market rules, apart from Freedom of Movement which will be rebranded “reciprocal mobility” or something to trick cunts concerned about uncontrolled immigration, so that’s ok.
Oh, and we’ll need to stay in the Customs Union for a bit, just until the Irish border question is dealt with to the satisfaction of the EU /Ireland /UK and the DUP, which will be never, but fuck that… just means no third party trade deals will be permissible, but that’s fine cos it’s only temporary… though the ECJ will need to have jurisdiction for 8 more years, unless another extension period is deemed necessary, but at least there’ll be no more £10billion annual net payments to the EU, except £60 billion to keep them jogging along nicely for the foreseeable future… thank God blackmailers never come back for more.
Rejoice!
😂
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Only recently, Harry and Megan “On Tour”…..wasn’t aware they were in a band.
What do these cunts do.?….
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Oh not only that. They also breed, shake hands and fleece the British taxpayer…cunts.
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Just had a thought.
The benefit scroungers these fuckers produce can be called the ‘Brown Windsors’
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We’ve had some cunts as Governor General. Sir John Kerr a CIA puppet, the first to dismiss a parliament since George II, Archbishop Hollingsworth covered for paedo priests ( NOT a papist but CofE) and Quentin Bryce a sheltered academic harridan (law professor) whose entire household staff quit on her twice for being an elitist cunt. But it would be worse if we became a republic as it would for England. Three words, President Antony Blair. Decadent indulgent Inbreeds, bastards and mulattoes seem much more preferable.
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Only a matter of time before it goes titties up for the Hewitt lad….
He’ll be singing some Shaun Ryder before too long…
‘I married a horse! Now I’m filing for divorce!’
As sure as shit is shat… Either that or a pissed up Parisian chauffeur….
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In that pic Meg O’ Marple looks like one of those demon type hags from the Japanese cult TV series ‘Monkey’…
Used to love that as a young ‘un… Monkey God Equal of Heaven… And Pigsy was fucking ace… Anything with tits, Lord Hog would be in there…
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Good luck to her. I hope that she takes the Ginger Halfwit for every fucking penny in a messy divorce case that exposes the Wanker for what he is…..a spoiled brat who wants to be seen as a “modern”,caring, Man-Of-the People Prince, but quickly reverts to the entitled,demanding “Royal” when it suits him.
The son of a manipulative,selfish tart has,hopefully, married a manipulative,selfish tart. Good.
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Right on every point Dick.
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It’s certainly looking as if la Markle is a prescription-only platinum plated cunt:
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/meghan-markle-news-pa-quits-15397359
Not normally a royal-watcher, but this one could be entertaining.
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it’s the All American Smile
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She is an actress……a profession that is able to portray 50 shades of cunt.
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Come on lads – this lass has given the Country the biggest comedy opportunity in many lifetimes – a ginger haired Blambo child being presented to the Queen as a potential heir to the Crown.
My sides are splitting in anticipation.
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I just hope it comes out black. That’ll probably finish old Phil the Greek off.
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