Ian Blackford

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Ian Blackford is a CUNT! He is the leader for the SNP at Westminster. He called Brexit “a democratic outrage” and is using this to fuel his case for another Scottish referendum.

The last I knew was that the totalitarianism of Hitler and Stalin were an outrage because democracy was set aside. What is wrong with this cunt is that that two democratically legal votes haven’t gone the way he wants so he has spat the dummy out. The fucker himself is an outrage AND a CUNT!

Nominated by Alan Fistula

102 thoughts on “Ian Blackford”

  1. Didn’t the jocks walk out of Parliament the other month? Not before checking the backbenches for coppers and a having a taxpayer subsidised long lunch I bet.

    • Should have locked the Cunts out!, I’ve seen this prick grandstanding in Parliament, he’s a really annoying loud mouth, watching him always reminds me of the expression “ empty vessels make the most noise “ …..

  2. Yeah, Bercow kicked him out
    for being a fucking rude Nazi so all his storm troopers went with him. Ex Deutsche Bank bigwig so absolutely in love with the EU. Cunt should be stuck up against the wall and shot for being a traitorous arselicking dog.

    • It was a whinging pre-planned publicity stunt – they were all back in their seats after the equally pre-planned media photo opportunity and an extended lunch.

      Cunts should have been suspended for the remainder of the Parliament.

    • That ginger cunt Angus Robertson is fluent in German.

      Was is das with the SNP and ze Germans?

  3. …. and a FAT cunt at that!
    Just looking at his fat face makes me want smash something Scottish.
    ….I’m off to buy some shortbread or something and take a hammer to it! 😁

    • Actually…

      When I was a wee bairn, my Nan used to make lush shortbread and when it came out of the oven and she’d scored out the fingers there used be some trimmings left over.

      I used to have the trimmings “smashed up” with warm milk poured over to make a shortbread “porridge”.

      I’m like Pavlov’s dog just thinking about it. 😋

  4. Admittedly I haven’t seen so many Scottish politicians, but the ones I have all seem to be obese sanctimonious bellends that have no real substance of argument other than berating Westminster (not difficult), whipping up national pride by overestimating Scotlands actual economic value or attacking anything that may grant an independence gravy train for them.

    “It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers.”

    • I’d like to see Scotland stay in Britain but if they left the fucking SNP would no longer be able to blame the English for everything and the Scots would see them as the fucking useless incompetents that they are.
      Which I think would be enormous fun to watch.
      ….they should be careful what they wish for.

      • Cannot agree more DTS.

        Have never understood the logic for not wanting to be “controlled” by Westminster but happy to be controlled by Brussels. Do they hate the English that much?

        The answer can only be yes.

        If they are given another independence referendum and vote to become “independent” and expect to be granted immediate access to the EU and not completely controlled by them they are seriously deluded fuckwits.

      • My wife’s a Scot, Willie, so I have in-laws and lots of friends there. Believe me, none of them rate the SNP, and remember it’s the SNP that makes all the noise. They do NOT represent majority opinion in Scotland; although they’d like to think they speak for all Scots, they don’t. They’re just windbag cunts who are playing the game of calling for referendums until they get the result THEY want. Democrats my arse, and superbly cunted on here once more.

      • Realise that Ron.

        Bring in proportional representation.

        UKIP got 1 seat in Parliament for 4m votes, whilst the SNP from memory got over 50 for less than 4m votes.

        Somethings not right.

      • Yeah Willie it was fucking bonkers. they got about 1.5 mill but within a concentrated area, =50+ seats.
        UKIP 4 mill but widely scattered = 1 seat.
        A complete cunt, and no way representative.

      • Absolutely correct DTS
        It would be really amusing watching the SNP squirm…
        Having lost their favourite scapegoat who would they blame? Barnier? Tusk? Drunker? Maybe macron? Wouldn’t get far would they!! 😂

  5. Despite looking the part, in the real world Blackford couldn’t even secure a position as a multi-storey car park attendant, if he tried. Perfectly at home in the Scotch Nazi Party then. Utter prat-puffin.

    Btw, SNP: no surprise they were historically linked to Hitler, Fascism and the Nazis, both before and during Second World War…

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711752/snp-links-adolf-hitler-fascism-revealed-political-anthology-james-mitchell-gerry-hassan

    Fat fucking Cunt.

  6. Scottish (and irish) politicians always seem so angry all the time. I can’t understand why this is as it’s a beautiful place and there’s just no need.

    If they were to chill back a bit and debate rationally, it may garner them more respect.

    Constantly banging on about another independence referendum can only be driving votes away as sanity defines that Scotland is and always will be better off as part of the UK.

  7. The cunt is smiling and has a clenched fist.
    From this pose I deduct that he is just about to shove his fist so far up his own shitter that his false teeth fall into his scotch whisky.
    I hate this cunt and I don’t even no him.
    Mega cunt.

  8. We should declare Scottish independence. Let the fuckers subsidise themselves and blame Brussels for their plight.
    Cunts.

  12. Yet another smug fat cunt who hasn’t a clue about what democracy really means.

    It’s scary that cunts like this can be so pathetically childish when things don’t go their way.

    I hope the cunt dies of a heart attack

    fuck him

  13. Let the Jocks have Jockland. Let them stay in the E.U. and adopt the euro. And be subject to millions in payments to the Brussels crooks. Parting with gelt is something the tight cunts really will have something to moan about.

    • As opposed to moaning about you arrogant English cunts who think you are so superior to us. I suppose this is what Americans call “tough love”. If you despise us so much, why do you want us to stay in the UK? Sort your own country out first before slagging off the Scots. You voted for Brexit but can´t even negotiate a settlement. Are you in or out? We Scots voted to stay and want to remain. BTW we love Blackford up here even though he might be a little on the plump side.

  14. The U.S. added 250,000 jobs in October, more than the 190,000 economists expected…. The unemployment rate held at 3.7%, a nearly 50-year low, while wages grew 3.1% year-over-year, the biggest jump since 2009…..

    Sit on it, snowflakes!
    Viva Big Don!

    • I bet the snowflakes are in melt down mode, although I’m not tango mans biggest fan the undisputable truth is his much ( snowflake/ liberal) maligned economic policy is really doing the fucking business!!
      Let’s hope he invests lots of America’s new wealth in an even BIGGER WALL!!! Can you imagine the wailing? It would even out do Jerusalem …., 😂

  15. Fuck ’em all!

    It’s Friday afternoon, am drinking a few beers and listening to some old-school UFO, and life is good

      • “Strangers in the Night” – often remarked as being one of the finest live albums ever.

        Can’t believe the album is something like 40 years old, but still feels fresh as if it was recorded last night.

      • I’ve been bilked of my ackers a few times RTCT. Today More Blood on the Tracks arrived by Dylan. Do you remember Terry Lightfoot and his New Orleans Jazzmen? My sister is older by 9 years and Acker Bilk and Trad Jazz is what I grew up listening to. I didn’t know that Midnight in Moscow by Kenny Ball topped the US charts.

      • You’re right Alan – damn this dementia!

        I once saw Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen in Christchurch Park in Ipswich. They performed a furious version of Bring Me Sunshine, much to my indifference.

        I’m more of a Miles Davis ‘Bitches Brew’ man myself.

      • Same here – especially during their best period with their best line-up in the late 70s. Phil Mogg, Pete Way and of course Schenker – always the showmen, despite their off-stage tantrums. And the way Schenker could play guitar, he pissed all over that pretentious knob over at Rainbow – Richie Cuntmore!

        Rock Bottom!

      • I always thought Schenker was better than Blackmore. His brother Rudi was pretty good as well, in Scorpions.

    • Restringing a five string banjo is a total CUNT. I’m about ready to put me fist through the skin. I asked Alexa to play Strangers in the Night. Naively expecting Frank and Nancy Sinatra I’ve got some kick ass rock on from some cunts called UFO.

  16. Let’s hope it’s just a matter of time before something of the Alex Salmond sexual impropriety nature rears its head. Can just imagine this greasy, sweaty, pompous, obese cunt staining his pants at the sight of a wee 20-something working in his office. The dirty cunt.

  19. Ipswich school reports ‘pupil aged 30’ to Home Office.

    A secondary school pupil is being investigated after parents and classmates claimed he was as old as 30.

    It is thought he is an asylum seeker who joined Stoke High School, Ipswich, as a new pupil at the start of term.

    The school said it had contacted the Home Office in relation to the concerns but it was not prepared to comment further.

    Another pupil shared an image on social media with the message: “How’s there a 30-year-old man in our maths class?”

    What a fucking pathetic state of affairs. The only consolation is that the school in question is a substandard school and that this immicunt is not taking up a place at a well performing school which are much sought after.

    This country is finished.

    • Good afternoon Willie. I read about this half an hour ago. It really beggars belief. I wonder how widespread the coverage of this fucking disgraceful situation will be ?
      Utter madness.

      • No mention of this on the 6 o ‘ clock news.
        Headline topic ? The weather !
        Fuck off.

      • What is they (identifying someone by gender is an act of violence) identify as a 14 year old? Didn’t think about that,did you?

      • I hope the Home Office, LEA and the school have done their DBS and child protection checks.

        You would not want to put a groomer in a classroom. May be breaking the law.

        Get the popcorn ready and switch on the fan.

        Stupid incompetent cunts.

    • Haha that’s amazing, it’s like something out of SouthPark. Only in the UK could something that utterly ridiculous occur 🤣

      • It’s not unusual Chunky. I think you’ll find most child migrants, especially those coming over from Calais, are aged between 25 – 35.

        My wife, who has not been previously known to harbour SJW tendencies, is considering adopting a boy…

      • Good evening RTC. I take it the Lovehoney silver bullet vibrator just ain’t making it any more ?
        Oh dear.

      • Ooh yer dirty bleeder! Letter to Satan from me too. Willie Stroker has a real one and completely unlike Yoko Ono I would Imagine.

      • Good lord RTC! You best snap her out of that mood pronto. Transfer her baby rabies into adopting a dog or something.

        Or upgrade to a Hitachi magic wand perhaps.

      • Last time I suggested she try bestiality she confiscated my Werther’s Originals for a week.

      • Alan

        Initially plumped for the gentle, passive, nympho model (with real hairs) but suspect over time mine has become somewhat defective, as now all I get is bossy, illogical and aggressive. Sometimes completely mental.

        Thinking about asking for a full refund although suspect 16 years is likely to be outside the guarantee period.

        Reminds me of a story I once read on an online forum from a white guy who went out with a Japanese girl. Said they got on really well up until the point where she stabbed him.

      • Lollll! I imagine it would be a bit like living with a bird from the planet Vulcan, all logic, little emotion. My sympathy Mr Stroker.

  20. 15 year member of the diverse community stabbed to death outside a chicken shop (of course) in Bellingham the other night.
    Apparently he was a “sweet boy” and a “talented artist.”
    (With a can of spray paint I presume?)

  21. Sorry chaps, I didn’t mention in my cunting (I had completely forgotten about it) that he is also a FAT CUNT! I hope be gets a yeast infection down his sweaty crack.

  22. PS If you look forensically at that photo you can see Akex Salmond’s smegma between his front teeth.

  23. David lard arse Lammy wants the referendum result set aside due to the investigation into Aaron Banks. I say fuck off back on that banana boat,boy. Drink some um bongo and get back to the cotton field. It will not pick itself:CUNT.

    • You have to hand it to Hammy Lammy. Such devotion to cuntitude deserves a reward. I suggest the BBC show an episode of The Black & White Minstrel Show in his honour. Chuckaduckie will enjoy it too.

  24. The ‘ Father of the Taliban ‘ Aliallahjibberjabber , or whatever the dead cunts fucking name was, has been murdered in Pakistan , ( fuck off ). There are fears that it could provoke retributive killings, good, I hope the cunts massacre each other in ever increasing numbers.
    Come on revenge ! Now’s your time.
    Good evening.

  25. Cablecunt is at it again. Now he tells us that Brexit will lead to a shortage of Guinness. The fucking old cunt needs to get some treatment before he goes completely ga ga.

    • K-Y jelly, a good stout pair of jump leads, plastic nappies, a butt-plug, 50p for the meter and a lock-in under the stairs should short the cuuuunt out. 10A recommended.

  26. “Strangers in the Night” – often remarked as being one of the finest live albums ever.

    Can’t believe the album is something like 40 years old, but still feels fresh as if it was recorded last night.

  27. Stuck in a fucking static miasma on the A12 in Eesex due to major accident. Been sitting here for 3/4 hr. Polis, meatwagons and fire service all in attendance.

    Why do cunts insist on driving when they are genetically disposed to fuckwittery.

    • It’ll either be a foreign driver or an old Cunt who’ll have caused the delay. Then the Emergency services will fart on for hours,when they could just shunt the Cunt into the side,and let the traffic flow.

      Fuck Off.

  28. I am envious of the Scottish Nation, having a party so dedicated, so active and resolute in leaving the Union. If only we had the same.

  29. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45765767

    I’ve just been reading about this entitled Cunt. His chariot got left on the plane,so airport staff offered to wheel him through in one of theirs…Oh no,that wasn’t good enough for this Cunt,it would have been “humiliating”. To avoid the “humiliation” he dragged himself along the floor while his friends filmed him…oh yes,far less humiliating than being pushed in a wheelchair. He now plans to sue the airport.
    Being crippled doesn’t mean that you can act like a spoiled Cunt. I hope that he goes through with his threat to sue and loses,not that he’ll be paying the costs,of course. The taxpayer will get the bill for this chancer’s blatant attempt to cash in.
    I’ve noted before that some disabled people can be very “demanding” when it suits them.

    Fuck Off.

    • What a complete prick!!
      He’s using all the compo buzz words too ….
      The bbc report has the bias you would expect , even the headline “ paraplegic man drags himself thru airport “ surly should have read
      “ awkward raspberry seeks dodgy compensation claim”

      • Yes it’s a new medical disease where common sense and decency is replaced with an irrational need to claim compensation, even when not directly affected by the incident.

        It’s called “Grenfellitus” and apparently the only cure is greasing the palms of the afflicted.

    • Come on be charitable.

      He cleaned the terminal floor whilst he was leaving….and he did it for free.

    • And although he refused to be pushed in a normal wheelchair, he couldn’t drag himself over the road to the taxi stop. So like a complete ultra cunt he got on a luggage trolley for the final few yards. Now if that wasn’t the icing of cuntitude on top of the cake I don’t know what is. Think as DF says this complete cunt saw compo almost before the staff member had said “I’m sorry but your wheelchair hasn’t come off of the plane YET” Because presumably it wasn’t left on the plane forever as that may be a security problem. So surely he could have waited.Oh and on another subject them scum cunts who egged and floured the vulnerable lady in Bury St Edmunds picked on the wrong person should have been this cunt. And then been skinned alive. Reading about them made me so angry. Need some real headcase judges who give out real punishment wuth no parole. Time for talk is over.

  30. “Travellers are warned to collect papers to prove their identity or face being deported after Brexit

    The Traveller Movement national annual conference was warned this week the process of getting ‘settled status’ after Brexit could lead to deportations of travellers unable to pass the tests.”

    ******************

    Anyone believe that this’ll actually happen?

    Fuck Off.

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