Domino’s Pizza

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Domino’s are cunts. Last night I ordered in from them and told them I wanted my order as soon as possible, and not only did they take over three quarters of an hour to deliver the food (which was quite cold when it arrived) but the delivery driver forgot the drinks, which then took another 45 minutes or so to come via a different delivery driver.

Furthermore, when I phoned up to complain about how long the drinks were taking the woman at the other end hung up before I had a chance to really lay into the company like I wanted to. Fuck off Domino’s you fucking cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

63 thoughts on “Domino’s Pizza”

    • That pictures a fucking joke!!
      The pepperoni pieces are fighting for space on a slice of pizza that appears to be covered in a lb of cheese!

      Domino’s disclaimer….
      please note your pizza may differ in appearance from the one used in our marketing picture….

  2. Sorry OC, but anyone ordering from these overcharging , purveyors of potentially salmonella spreading shite ,is asking for everything they get.
    Truly, they are multi layered cunts.
    Good morning.

    • Have to agree Jack,
      Any cunt ordering ANYTHING from a takeaway is a cunt. Nip in the car and walk if needs be but fuck all foreign takeaways. After many bouts of the shits when you think the world is falling out of your ringpiece I haven’t ordered a takeaway since Adam was a lad. McCunt, Kencunty fried, Dunking cuntnuts, Domicunt, Papa Cunts, all fucking shite. I eat from the chippy once a fortnight – the gaff is run by a Lancashire bloke and his missus. His fish is delivered fresh from Fleetwood every day, his chips are from Pilling sands in Lancashire, his mushy peas are homemade and that’s ALL he sells. He stopped selling Hollands pies when he found out which cunts actually make them, usually poles, Romanians and all manner of dirty cunts. He only opens 5 times a week from 12 – 8 pm and the queues are round the block.
      “Lets eat” cunts have been shown to be salmonella breeding grounds – just the thought of eating grub prepared by cunts who don’t wipe their shit chutes properly and halal to boot. Fuck em. PS – the three local Domino franchises are all run by the cunts families of the Huddersfield kiddie fuckers.

      • You can’t beat good old fish and chips Cunto . Was in Fishguard a couple of months ago, had fish and chips from a chippy on the main street, absolutely delicious, Domino’s and the rest can fuck off.

      • Tompson’s in Bury near Manchester… Brilliant English chippy… And why are all pizza places run by peaceful types?….

    • I have a Twitter account but I only tweet the links, I don’t comment. Don’t do Facecunt or Instatwat.

    • CMC. You’re the best fucking striker Ipswich never had. Nothing you say is offside. The Ray Crawford of banging it in the back of the net as it were. A voice in the wilderness ghosting in for a goal. Keep posting the links.

      On fucking Pizza. Don’t get me wrong I quite like it, but it’s a Yank/Italian import that we never had when I was a kid. It’s nowt more than glorified cheese on toast with ketchup.

  4. Overpriced… Overrated…. Lazy cunts… Bad mannered cunts… Thick as fuck drivers.. Employ minimum wage monkey cunts… Tastes like shite… The McDonald’s of the pizza world… Total cunts…

    That about sums up Dominos Pizza for me… I’ll stick to Derek and the Dominos with the late great Duane Allman in tow…

    • “mcdonald’s of the pizza world” is fucking too right Norm, if you want authentic pizza go to a authentic italian pizzeria not some commercial 2bit monkey operation. If they sell cannoli’s, ravoli and gnocchi too its a plus in my book

      • Oh yes. Used to be an ace Italian restaurant in Praed Street when Pontius was a pilot. Pizza was exotic then, and the horrible franchises and weird combinations of ingredients were still haunting an embryonic marketer’s dreams in the womb. Only real Italians made it. The rest of the menu was mostly beyond my means, but pizza was an affordable treat.

        These days I get a basic supermarket pizza and add extra cheese, olives, tomatoes, anchovies etc and give it five under the grill. It may not be as good as the ones I remember, but at least it isn’t all made to a budget by a catering executive in a warehouse.

    • Morning Norm. I bought a new guitar and then and then decided to play the Allman Brothers, Statesboro Blues on the stereo a couple of days ago. I can only dream.

      • Morning Alan.. Loved the Allman Brothers Band, and l also wish Duane and Eric Clapton had more time to work together… The Allmans were never the same after Duane died… Greg sort of lost it: getting involved with Cher and all that celebrity crap… Later Allman bootlegs have the crowd and the road crew shouting ‘Get the bitch off the stage!’ when Cher was hijacking an Allmans gig…

  5. To expensive for me.
    Total rip off, you could have a decent three course meal, at a decent country pub, for the price you pay for their over priced shite.

    • Prawn vindaloo, onion bhaji, pilau rice (or cook your own basmati rice if you’re a tight cunt like me).

  6. Your first mistake was ordering Dominos.

    The second was calling them a bunch of cunts because now the pizza faced prick who assembled your greasey deep pan shite frisbee will tactically smear his sack, or just empty its contents, on to and within your next order.

    Watch out for the pubes in the cheesey crust..

  7. Fuck knows what additives they put in there Pizzas but when I eat one I’m up all night drinking gallons of water and my heart rate going through the roof. Must be a huge amount of salt or MSG .

    • What goes into a Pizza?
      Anything those dodgy Cunts can lay their hands on!
      Better getting a finest Tesco’s pizza / fresh made Asda jobbie than one from those nose picking / arse wiping Cunts over at dominos / Pizza Hut etc

      Off point….
      apparently camercunt is thinking about returning to frontline politics? Surly not?

      • Obviously not satisfied with his £30k ‘garden shed’ with neatly manicured log pile. Probably started to write his memoirs in there and realized he hadn’t actually done anything with his life, the cunt.

      • Camercunt must be even more out of touch than I first imagined… a nigh on impossible feat… Leavers & Remainers must hold him in almost equal contempt.

        Morning Q, morning Chunky 🍄

      • Morning RTCP.

        A common theme in our vacuous career politicians it seems. At least if they all reassemble in one place the roof of Parliament might cave in on their empty fucking heads, hearts and souls.

      • I have always thought nobody came close to blair in the “ lack of self awareness “ stakes?
        Camercunt is scaling that mountain to breath in the rarified air of absolute cuntitude! And it begs the question will this embolden Little Caesar over at the evening standard to rise like a modern day shit stained Lazarus?

      • Yes Quislings. A Tesco finest Pizza is yummy and presents no side effects. But those peaceful Pizza takeaways are fuckin crap.
        It’s a conspiracy to kill us all. I’ll consult David Ike about this.

      • David Icke rules!

        Top-Tip re: customising Tesco’s finest Q. Extra cheese, mushrooms & chillies for me. Will try that next Thursday.

        Cheers 🍕

  8. Nailed it OC.
    Only ever ordered from these cunts once. Now I tell everybody who’ll listen not to go within a mile. Shitheads.

    Morning chaps.

  9. My best mate in Sydney had Domino’s Pizza franchise. Was making a Motza(rella)….. ( for none Ausies Motza means loadsamoney) till the bastards started screwing him with their advertised special deals which he had no choice in ( two for one, order before 5 and get for half price etc ) Made fuck all on them. Luckily he managed to unload it to dumb Vietnamese chappie. Now it’s a massage parlour. The only cunts who make any money out of Domino’s are the brand owners who sell the franchise and the cunts who rent out the premises .

  10. And what abject dirty bastard came up with the idea of putting anchovies on the fucker? My first experience of pizza was in 1975. I’ve never quite got over it. That reminds me, me bowels are off. I had to have a manual evacuation yesterday. Put that on yer Margherita yer cunts.

    • What in the name of Allah is a manual evacuation? I probably don’t want to know.

    • Anchovies on pizza are awesome, I really mean it. The best thing is scoffing the whats left in the can down after loading up the pizza, I put the anchovy oil on the pizza too, dirty bastard that I am.

      Fancy pizza now, what a cunt.

  11. The very sight of pizza makes me want to throw up. I don’t even want to think about the smell or the taste. The brother-in-law in Yankland insisted I try some. He said he could understand me not liking English pizza, but their pizza was the real thing. I had one small piece. It was shit.

    • The Italians do pizza right, tastes great. Thin base, real ingredients. Only time I’ve thought a pizza was genuinely delicious was in Italy.

  12. Oh God! It appears I was conned into voting the way I did in the Referendum due to millions of £££s of subversive Russian money!

    At least that’s what a well known much loved radio presenter just told me, so it must be true. Presumably this national treasure was also conned? Russians con you into voting Remain did they James?

    Ok… I’ll shut up about this Cunt now… for a bit anyway.

    • Tuned out 44 minutes ago..

      The cunt has no sense of irony. Will belate anyone for mentioning what he deems to be a conspiracy theory, yet indulges in this Russian fantasy constantly.

    • I’m completely unable to listen to that cunt RTCP, everything about him just irritates me, particularly irksome is his “ I told you so” bull shit, the prick has made 100,s of predictions, most have been wrong , Occasionally ones right?
      But that doesn’t stop him crowing “ as I said “ or “ told you so” all morning…..
      I would love to hear Jordan Peterson dissect him, piece by piece on whatever subject shithead wanted to discuss…….

      • No Q….. He’s recently stated (on several occasions)

        “100% of the Brexit predictions I’ve made since the referendum have come 100% true…”

        100% Q!!!! Including it was the Russians what swung it.

        You can’t argue with a track record like that.

      • Still couldn’t get his wife to take his surname upon marriage though. Genius chump.

      • Who the fuck does O’Shithead think he is? Some kind of Poundshop Rasputin? He didn’t foresee Merkel getting fucked in the kyber or the rise of right wing parties in Sweden, Italy and Austria due to EU authoritarianism. Wanker.

      • It doesn’t seem to stop him calling her “Mrs O’Brien” every 15 seconds, in-between calling Leave voters “ignorant, racist, deluded bigots who voted Leave to keep people with brown skin out of the country.”

        Thick shit stirring cunt doesn’t seem to have noticed that 99% of EU East European immigrants are white…

    • Sly News are going full throttle with this Aron Banks story.
      Pity they didn’t have the same enthusiasm when Cameron and Gideon splurged millions of our hard earnt on their propaganda leaflets.

    • They’re bloody slow paying for my vote, I must say. The cheque hasn’t reached me yet. Get a grip, Comrades.

  13. This is not so much a cunting, more a consumer complaint. Try Trip Advisor. I have seen far worse reviews.

  14. We make our own pizza from scratch. Fresh natural ingredients and absolutely no chemical shit.

    Useless bitch Amber Rudd totally not to blame for misleading parliament over Windrush. It was someone else’s fault within the department she was responsible for.

    Expect to see her back on the front benches sometime soon, perhaps appointed minister for sport, a position recently vacated by Tracey Crouch, an old fashioned MP who believes in morals and honesty.

    Rudd knows fuck all about sport but when has ignorance and incompetence ever stopped MP’s being appointed into senior positions.

  16. Pizzas overrated as fuck. As one of you cunts says up there, it’s just cheese on toast with delusions of grandeur.

    Afternoon gents.

  17. I don’t eat much in the way of take-away pizza, but if I do I avoid Dominos. I have a local Papa John’s which does a good turn.

    Onto James O’Brien. Listened to him and ‘Farrige’ battling it out on LBC. God, that cunt O’Brien has a monotonous, fucking droning voice. Blah, blah, blah, hairy arseholes, woof, woof, etc. Sounds like a fucking wheel bearing on its way out. My ears were starting to bleed by the end of the interview.

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