Harry and Meghan have visited my home town of Melbourne whoopee fucking doo, what a pair of utter cunts. The colonials, alongside having to cough up for this shit are expected to roll u and clap and cheer these fuckers, for what? It’s like inviting someone to dinner and them slapping you with an invoice for an attendance fee.
Did I show up for this pointless anachronistic arse licking fest? Did I fuck, I was doing the the thing that these two work shy show ponies don’t like doing ie work, to boot the taxes I pay, 30% here, up 50% if you have the temerity to be skilled and earn decently, are garnered to be pissed up the wall on rubbish like this ginger knob and his been around the block side piece “gracing” us with their presence. About a million bucks it cost, a million.
Anyway the two of them visited yet another money pit dedicated to the advancement of aboriginals, the very definition of pissing into the wind, swanned around the place for 15 minutes before catching a tram to the beach, and this is expected to give us our jollies, what are they, retarded? Maybe if a down syndrome kid manged to catch a tram without having its foot amputated and walked along the beach without falling in it might be remarkable.
A high point: one small boy grabbed ginger’s nasty little beard, ooh cute as fuck, the wee prick is lucky it wasn’t a hundred years ago it would have been bludgeoned to the ground and been the the recipient of a good hard rogering with a large blunt object. But you get the point a modern, relatable PR friendly face being given to the royals designed to ensure they continue to be the recipients of our largesse for all time and we fall for it again, cunts.
Nominated by flange
I think I just might be able to tolerate the presence of these cunts if we weren’t subjected to a relentless barrage aimed at convincing us about what a great job they do, what value for money they give etc blarb.
As it is, I’m sick of the sight of the fuckers lording it about at the expense of Joe Public; well cunted, flange!
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Thank fuck they’re not coming west, we have enough bastard poms here already.
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flange,
Any chance you could keep the fuckers? And we could send you the rest as well. You will only need about 20 palaces, a few thousand paid flunkeys and an arselicking press corps.
I am sure that the countless millions spent on a family that are billionaires to start with and the forelock tugging snobbery that goes with them would greatly benefit the Aussie economy. You would just have to give them some land – NSW or Victoria should keep them happy.
You know it makes sense.
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At least you’ve just got 2 of the Cunts on a brief visit. We’ve got the entire “Sawney Bean” bunch of parasites permanently.
One of my main dreads is being involved in some serious,but survivable, accident. Not because of any injuries that I may have suffered,more the dread of waking up in a hospital bed to find some publicity-seeking,virtue-signalling member of the Royal family leering down at me while oozing,like a squashed slug,false compassion.
Fuck them.
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Pity the other royal scroungers, parasites and lesser royal cunts can’t all fuck off abroad and end up on a deserted island forced to eat each other!
That said I wouldn’t mind giving that Duchess of Cuntbridge a royal length up the back door!
Other than that, fuck ’em
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You Aussies better mind your manners or we’ll leave the cunts out there. We’ve got a lot more parasites coming when Mavis goes crawling back to Brussels so we could do with unloading a couple of the more expensive ones. Especially when the bitch has got a ginger Abo in the oven.
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Prince Ginger Nuts and his bitch are about as far away from Blighty as it’s possible to get… yet they still insist on boiling our piss!
Dear God, will my piss NEVER stop boiling?
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Just about evening Flange
Apart from the Queen, Prince Philip, Princess Anne, Prince Charles and perhaps Andrew you are very much welcome to keep the the lot of them.
By the way, my youngest daughter has been working in Melbourne for the last nine months, three more to go until her work visa expires.
Absolutely loves it there.
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Got mixed feelings about this one.
Considering the wealth of the royal family, I find it incredibly disrespectful that these two arseholes show up in someone else’s country and expect the locals to pay for the privilege. Were the locals consulted about this and voted to accept the cost? Were they fuck.
The royals do get flak for being work shy cunts. By birth and marriage, they can’t really go on to do normal jobs. They’re sort of stuck with swanning around the place, waving, smiling, feigning interest and sympathy in the common man, etc. That said, some of them do serve in the military and that’s kind of a normal (main stream) job, albeit with security built right in. I do think they’re missing a trick here. If they did do normal jobs as a royal, I think there’d be a market. Price William’s Plumbers. Queen Event Planner & Party Organiser. Camilla’s Dog Grooming Service. Imagine having a problem with your U-bend and Prince William shows up to fix it. The bill might be high, but you’d dine out on that story for a while. Same thing if the Queen DJ’d at your friend’s stag do.
But why work when you have tons of cash thrown your way just for being you?? Yep, I think I’ve answered my own question.
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“Massage & Toe Jobs”
Prop: Duchess of York… Evil daughters available on request, £30- extra.
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House of Windsor Panza Tank Restoration Services.
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Horse meat food van, Battenburgers.
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Perhaps Ginger Hewitt could do a stint as your new PM seeing as you Convict cunts have a hissy-fit coup and change them every few months.
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As Sir Alex Ferguson allegedly said when Brainless Beckham got engaged to Yoko Spice: ‘I hope the boy (Beckham) and the British public know that they will now be saddled with someone (Skeleton Spice) they will now never, ever be rid of’…….
Fast forward to 2018 and that same description can be applied to Meg O’ Marple… This bitch is going to be in our faces day in day out, year after fucking year… Of course the media mongs and the social media scum lap it up… O’ Marple’s ‘heritage’ being a big plus for them ( just like it was with that Obama cunt)… Even if (when?) she gets divorced from Harry Hewiit her leech-like celebrity status is -I fear – guaranteed… I know a lot of ‘them lot’ believe they are royalty (Kanye Cunt, Lardarse Beyonce and Jay Z, Oprah etc), but now we have one who actually is… Watch those uppity levels go nuclear…. But maybe one of the last things Old Liz will do before she expires will be another ‘Paris Job’?….
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I miss ol’ Bacon Nose. Every week Jose embarrasses himself and the club he works for. Another shining example on the sidelines again today. What an utter cunt.
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Phil the Greek is bound to have a little black book with a listing of ‘alcoholic French chauffeurs’.
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Well, predictably the news is full of this cunt laden stop Brexit march. Hardly surprising that there is such a large turnout for it as London is full of the cunts, pointless muppets with fuck all better to do of a Saturday than shuffle along with a multitude of other like minded drones. I saw a picture of some cunt holding a placard saying ‘I’m sixteen and Brexit stole my future’. Perhaps a more accurate statement would be ‘I’m sixteen and I know fuck all’.
Half a million people marching for a stop to Brexit. That means sixty five million who aren’t there are happy for it to happen. Fuck them.
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When I voted Leave I voted to leave the EU. I never thought there would any ‘negotiations’. I just thought we would leave. Simple cunt that I am.
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re, ‘allies’ badge above. Once again to show support for ‘tansgender colleagues’ at the BBC. Just occured to me-it’s like the the Star of David in reverse. If you don’t wear the badge you’ll be persecuted.
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Caption for the photo at the top:
“What? These hands actually do a days work? Whoahahahahaha”.
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If my memory serves you might remember, as I think I do, the gay spawn birth of Tony Warren’s Coronation Street; Harry Hewitt was married to Concepta Hewitt an Irish Catholic bird. The blambo modern day Concepta I would happily do up the Gary. Harry could watch, the cunt.
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The bondai thing was a revelation.
I always thought Australia was hot this time of year, barbie on the sand and all that cobber!
Plenty of snowflakes surrounding Hewitt Jnr and his Mrs on the beach this morning.
Hey I didn’t realise Mrs Hewitt Jnr was 37?? Jesus! Talk about easy paper round! I thought she was a twenty-something.
Lucky cunt!
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