Now me blood pressure has stabilised somewhat do me best to get this oit. Me old horseprong in full stiffy mode. Ice cubes dahn me drawers, quick jangle, deep breath and orf we jolly well.
‘Twas tuning into some BBC business programme orn the wireless expecting an update orn me investments from the usual old cunt but not a bit orf it. Replaced over night by some young tosser who could speak to da yoot as per latest BBC Mission Wank. Yoot accent and yoot brains ie totally self opinionated self aggrandising selfish know nothing cunt sounding like a low rent fuck you Lewis Hamilton with verbal diarrhoea. Endless stream orf actually very old hat California business speak. ‘Tis a cool cool world we live in me dears. Kept spitting oit “Gen Zee” this that and t’other. Bugger me butler.
A lifetime orf blood boiling in me old brain pan and a necessity to avoid terminal damage has generated it’s own cool solution. Yours Truly has been bald as a coot for years. Told it is a so contemporary look me dahlinks. ‘Aint nature wonderful. Now this Gen Zee bollocks. Not some old fuck stadiums only supergroup. Not a trending botanical tea or some fucking crap rapper. After setting me old cunt orf a butler orn the internet, I am informed, via various porn sites, that Gen Zee is not a trans pole dancer butYank Wank for Generation Z pronounced in alas, the Colonial manner. A generation that is supplanting the Pathetique orf the Millenials.
This is what me butler supplied to YT. Was going to do me own witty précis but could not be arsed so you get Another Epic Cunting By ect ect as per Huffington Post or it may be from The Perverts Press:
Generation Z, as they have been coined, consist of those born in 1995 or later. This generation makes up 25.9% of the United States population, the largest percentage, and contribute $44 billion to the American economy. By 2020, they will account for one-third of the U.S. population, certainly worth paying attention to.
A “Millennial” is a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000.
Generation Z (also known as Post-Millennials, the iGeneration, Founders, Plurals, or the Homeland Generation) is the demographic cohort following the Millennials.
The difference between the two is important to know in order to prepare your business, shift marketing, adjust leadership, and adapt recruiting efforts to stay relevant for the future.
How Generation Z Differs from Millennials
1. Less Focused
Today relevant is constantly being refined and Gen Z lives in a world of continuous updates. Gen Z processes information faster than other generations thanks to apps like Snapchat and Vine. Thus their attention spans might be significantly lower than Millennials.
2. Better Multi-Taskers
Though Gen Z can be less focused than their Millennial counterparts, in school, they will create a document on their school computer, do research on their phone or tablet, while taking notes on a notepad, then finish in front of the TV with a laptop, while face-timing a friend. You get the picture.
Gen Z can quickly and efficiently shift between work and play, with multiple distractions going on in the background…working on multiple tasks at once. Talk about multi-multi-tasking. Just think about how this kind of flow might reshape the office.
3. Bargains
Millennials care more about prices than Gen Z. This is arguably because they came of age during the recession.
Sixty-seven percent of millennials surveyed said that they would go to the website to get a coupon, whereas only 46% of Gen Z polled said they would do the same.
Millennials also tend to click on more ads; 71% of Millennials in a recent poll said they followed an advertisement online before making a purchase, however only 59% of Gen Z’ers said the same.
4. Gen Z is Full of Early Starters
Many employers are predicting that more teens, between the ages of 16 and 18 will go straight into the workforce, opting out of the traditional route of higher education, and instead finishing school online, if at all. Would you make a major investment, possibly leading to years of debt to come—knowing there are new, more affordable (not to mention more convenient) online alternatives coming up every day?
As we’ll discuss later in this post, Gen Z knows the true value of independence, and knowledge is no exception here. If a Gen Z’er knows they are capable of learning something themselves, or through a more efficient, non-traditional route, you can bet they’ll take the opportunity.
5. Gen Z Is More Entrepreneurial
According to Gen Z marketing strategist Deep Patel, “the newly developing high tech and highly networked world has resulted in an entire generation thinking and acting more entrepreneurially.” Generation Z desires more independent work environments. As a matter of fact, 72% of teens say they want to start a business someday.
One apparent recurring factor you might notice throughout this post, is that many Gen Z identifying factors can be traced back to the recession in 2008, from their frugality, to their value of experiences, and increased likelihood to become entrepreneurs. This is an interesting note to take down.
6. Gen Z Has Higher Expectations Than Millennials
Millennials remember playing solitaire, coming home to dial-up internet and using AOL.Generation Z was born into a world overrun with technology. What was taken as amazing and inspiring inventions, are now taken as a given for teens.
“When it doesn’t get there that fast they think something’s wrong,” said Marcie Merriman, executive director of growth strategy at Ernst & Young. “They expect businesses, brands and retailers to be loyal to them. If they don’t feel appreciated, they’re going to move on. It’s not about them being loyal to the business.”
7. Gen Z Is Big On Individuality
Gen Z’ers were born social. In fact, nearly 92% of Gen Z has a digital footprint. Arguably as a result of the celebrities and media they follow, Gen Z seeks uniqueness in all walks of life primarily through the brands they do business with, future employers, etc.
8. Gen Z Is More Global
Millennials were considered the first “global” generation with the development of the internet, but as more of the world comes online — Generation Z will become more global in their thinking, interactions, and relatability. 58% of adults worldwide ages 35+ agree that “kids today have more in common with their global peers than they do with adults in their own country.” Diversity will be an expectation of Generation Z.
After asking people “Would you call yourself addicted to your digital devices? (computer, smartphone, etc.),” we found Gen Z’ers are 25% more likely than Millennials to say they are addicted to their digital devices. A full 40% of Gen Z are self-identified digital device addicts.
This generation grew up with technology, and for them, it’s probably hard to go without their devices. If this younger generation is constantly on their phones or devices and not watching as much live TV, we may experience a massive shift in advertising methods and marketing messages.
Simply put these are mewling selfish gits that have grown up online and think life is a digital account. Flying Pussies ready for the plucking by us old analogue cunts. What Ho! And good shooting (online only). Or is Gen Zee the latest North Korean Dictator?
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Today’s titanic piss-boiler was an article from some cunt of a GA suggesting that traffic signs should be buried into pavements and kerb-stones so that the fuckwitted snowflakes who go round with their cunting mobiles stuck to their gurning fucking fizogs might be able to see any dangers ahead…
