Herman Van Rompuy

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Herman Van Rompuy, former President of the EUSSR deserves a nomination. He stuck his bald head above the parapet a few days ago to issue his own version of Project Fear. Van Rompuy is claiming that Brexit poses an ‘existential threat’ to the UK and will lead to an increase in support for Scottish independence. In an interview with the Observer, Van Rompuy said, “We could end up with a situation in which the EU27 becomes more united and a United Kingdom less united”.

An ironic thing to say, considering the Italian government is currently threatening to withhold its contribution to the EU budget over the illegal immigrant crisis. And then there’s countries like Hungary and Poland being threatened with legal action over their refusal to take in hordes of Muslim males. The same Muslim males that Merkel invited to come to Germany a couple of years ago. Yes, the EU27 are really united.

Nigel Farage was right when he described Van Rompuy as a “Nobody who has the charisma of a damp rag and appearance of a low-wage bank clerk”. Even when he was the Belgian Prime Minister, he was an instantly forgettable, less than mediocre, fart of a man. And as EU President, he was even less impressive. And as Farage rightly points out, Van Rompuy is an EU fanatic. His one and only dream is a United States of Europe. And it’s the same with all the other pro-EU fanatics.

Van Rompuy’s vision of a united Europe, is one where all Europeans countries kow tow to an undemocratic, unelected group of EU Presidents and commissioners, that ultimately answers to the German government. THAT is the EU that Van Rompuy wants. And it is our duty to see that Van Rompuy’s dream is left in tatters.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

49 thoughts on “Herman Van Rompuy”

      • You missed the very first bit Mr Creampuff

        The bit that always makes me laugh out loud EVERY time I watch it.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dranqFntNgo&app=desktop

        “Well, I’m afraid what we got, was you”.

        Nigel Farage at his very, very best and most insulting although thoroughly deserved. Absolutely brilliant. 10 points.

        After all, every single cunt at EU’s top table are completely incredibly dangerous fucking head cases, pisshead liar Juncker, yellow pegs Verhofstadt, the gormless lisping Tusk, the bastard bully frog Barnier, the monster Selmayr.

        Completely off their fucking trolleys the lot of them. But the moneys not bad. When low grade bank clerk lookalike Van Rump fucked off in 2014:

        Outgoing Brussels chief Herman van Rompuy to get almost £600,000 for doing NOTHING
        •Ex-President of the European Council given a ‘transitional allowance’
        •The fund is to help ‘ease’ him back into life outside Brussels
        •Belgian will be paid £133,723 a year – 55% of his basic salary
        •Payments until December 2017 on top of annual EU pension of £52,000

      • Cheers Willie, you got me bang to rights… posted the edited version in error… demented cunt I am.

      • When the EU turned down our initial payment offer of 20 billion on top of other things I believe they were demanding about an extra 7 billion just for their pension scheme. Only African dictators can challenge the greed of these cunts. But Dictators at least have to put a lot of effort into murdering all their opposition while these EU cunts do fuck all.

      • We don’t owe them a penny – they owe us. We’ve ploughed in nearly half a trillion net into their crooked organisation over the past 45 years – all they’ve ever given us is grants that we paid for in the first place. Apart from anything else we must own billions in EU assets, property, etc.

        Can’t believe the British electorate will allow the government to hand over a further £40billion for the sort of Brino rubbish deal outlined at Chequers. No deal has to be the only rational way forward now.

      • I have likened this “club” to a little story I use to enflame the leftie snowflake cunts who would give their all (even though its not theirs to give) to become a federal Europe shackled to that inept, corrupt and unfit for purpose gang of professional bunch of career mandarins.
        Would you like to join my EU Christmas club? Tell me more you ask.
        Well its pretty simple – you give me a £100 a month (to keep it simple for the math) starting in January and in December I will give you back £600. Hmm, so what about the other £600 I paid in? Don’t worry about that – we will decide how its spent on your behalf – oh, and you have no veto to stop it or a say on where its spent. Now there are some thick cunts inhabiting this planet right now but even Benny from Crossroads or the daftest lad in the village can sniff this little Ponzi scheme out – yet that is exactly what we have ended up doing in reality. More money for the Irish cunts mainly grants and a very generous child allowance, the Frogs to keep their massive farming and fishing industry in clover with again, more fucking subsidies. On to the “newer members” the Eastern European. The figures are staggering in terms of what they contribute to what they receive in – yes, subsidies. Most of that goes to some goat bothering pig farmer who has several outbuildings on his barren wastes and as long as a water supply is connected it can (and is) classed as a habitation therefore good old EU will pick up the tab to turn it into a nice little Gite or holiday home for visitors. The corruption runs about as deep as the Marianas trench – and the EU hierarchy plus their cuntish supporters are using every available pressure point into making us believe that without Brussels and the gravy train and the pigs feeding from it we as a country would be doomed. We never have been, we aren’t and we wont be. Great change is always preceded by chaos

      • I’d have eased the cuuunt into a piggery.
        The Farage, I think, was being very polite – Rumplepimpy looks like a badly fucked up Captn. Mainwairing that’s been spunked over.

      • I’m more than willing to believe that the EU Tinpots will try their hand at the mass murdering thing eventually.
        Or get their new imported population to do it for them.
        Cleansing the hive, like the end of “Quatermass and the Pit”

    • I reckon the organization that has benefited the most from the EU over the years must be the Italian Mafia,I dread to think how much of the bilions poured into “underdeveloped” Sicily ended up in the local horde of Don Corleones Swiss bank accounts

  3. That’s twice today i’ve had to look at that blue starry shitrag on here. Is some cunt trying to wind me up?
    Speaking of the fucking EU yesterday I was browsing through the fixture list for next weeks FA Cup qualifying round.
    A name jumped off the page at me……..FC Romania.
    Do what? Do fucking WHAT? There’s a team in the FA Cup called F.C. Romania? No…..i’m dreaming this shit. I’m having a mare.
    So I looked them up and yes, you’re right……a team of immo pikeys!! They are in the Ithsmian League, were formed in 2006 and play their home games at Cheshunt FC in Hertfordshire. Well they could hardly play at their real home could they…… well not until the social provides them with free plane tickets every other week. (Don’t rule it out)
    I wonder how many immo football clubs there are all over the country? This is what you have brought us to Herman. That’s why you can choke on your blue shitrag you cunt.

  4. For too long we’ve had cunts from superpowers such as Belgium and Luxembourg trying to give us the run around and dish out orders as they suck up to the Bosch.
    Herman, the ‘wanna be’ German is just another nose in the trough cunt with a short memory.

    Loves Merkel and thinks she’s doing a fine job.
    If her remit is the destruction of Europe…..she is….

  6. The ‘existential threat’ of Brexit is definitely to the EU rather than the UK.
    A huge hole in their budget, and these are the cunts that carried on increasing the EU spend during the recession.
    A realisation to the electorates of members that the EU can be told to fuck off.
    One less state to unload their peaceful immigrants on to.
    And doesn’t Belgium manage without a government? Perhaps they need this cunt as their messiah.

  7. My goodness, further evidence that the EU really does have an endless supply of shabby, jumped-up little farts. He looks like the sort of chap whose own troops would shoot him.

    And as for his unsolicited ‘contribution’ to the Brexit forum, one must say that it is reminiscent of one of his own country’s culinary preferences: waffle.

  8. The EU can argue internally all it likes, but it all comes back to one thing. Thanks to SaTony Blair and HangherLler Merkel, Western Europe has been completely fucked over and killed, extirpated, dead, ceased to be, nada nada nada. They’ve ensured that, for whatever reason or moreover, whoever was paying them to do so, Eye Slime WILL take over as the dominant force in Western Europe sooner rather than later. And for anyone left still pathetically pro-EU, just think about this one thing. The next entrant WILL be Turkey.

  9. Where does Herman get the idea that Scottish independence would be a bad thing? I’d bet the same English who voted for Brexit would quite like Scottish Independence.

    Imagine if a side-effect of getting rid of the EU was that we also got rid of the heroin-addled, wife-beating, grievance-mongering jocks? I’d be chuffed as fuck.

    • I’d say the next Scottish independence vote should include the English, they’d easily get their country back, though for how long and what they’d do with the freedom with no money is another story.

    • The Scots who want to leave the UK and the EU I can at least understand and respect. But those like Sturgeon who want to leave the UK to get back power from Westminster and then go and sign that power away to Brussels are just the highest form of stupid.

      Of course if Scotland did leave the UK you know it’s only going to be a matter of time before they go bankrupt again and come crying back asking for help.

    • I shall be polite, though you do not deserve it.

      The United Kingdom as a whole – and England in particular – owes a great deal to Scotland*. It is, after all, the land that spawned Watt, Telford, McAdam, Fleming, Dunlop, MacMillan, Black and Dewar, to name but a few of those who set a precedent that continues to be honoured by the many scientific and medical advances that are made in Scottish universities.

      And you may also do well to reflect on this: were it not for the likes of Dowding and Watson-Watt (as well as Keith Park, whose father was Scottish) the likelihood is that corporal Hitler and chums might well have taken up residence in Downing Street in 1940.

      But let’s ignore that and stick to the glib assumption that the Scots are a mixture of stereotypes from the pages of an Irvine Welsh novel and an SNP conference, shall we?

      On second thoughts, let’s look at England – a country that’s rapidly losing its identity and culture as it is overwhelmed by a tidal wave of immigrants, many of whom have little or no wish to integrate. Let’s look at the proliferation of grooming gangs and the rapid escalation of sex crimes, knife and acid attacks in its major cities.

      But it would be wrong to blame immigrants for all of Albion’s woes. After all, it’s not as if the indigenous (for want of a better word) population are all decent, law-abiding types. I mean, it’s not as if England doesn’t have its own problems with drugs (Manchester and Essex immediately spring to mind), its own brand of drunken, violent thugs and a chattering class that seems hell-bent on leading the country down the path to self-immolation.

      Some so-called Scots (more on them in a moment) may find that amusing, but for most of us the picture is both sad and alarming. We are, after all, British. This island is our home and many of our forefathers gave their lives in defence of it.

      I did mention so-called Scots, didn’t I?

      For those who don’t know (too many of you, I suspect), the SNP is the party of choice for many of the descendants of Irish immigrants. Their desire for Scotland to become an independent nation owes nothing to a love of Caledonia and everything to a hatred of all things English and, indeed, British. But they are not winning, nor will they.

      So let us have no more of the sort of nonsense that you chose to share with us. We’re all in this together.

      *That is not to decry nor downplay England’s own contribution to the Union, which I happily acknowledge. It is merely to remind those who are in need of a reminder that Scotland has pulled its weight too.

      • Sterling me old boy , I could have wrote that.
        QDM , I could have wrote the original post. excellent cunting
        Sterling , you will open up a shitstorm over the union debate with that post ,……. expect a backlash as theres arguments against us mate. But I agree, I want our English and Welsh cousins to fucking see were not all swivel eyed independence fucking loons and believe we can make a fucking good go as the UK PLC alone, but on the other hand ….have to defend that we do provide to the coffers as part of the UK and, barnet formula arguments aside, we are a positive contribution to our shared fucking island and see us as at least the same kind of cunts with shared morals and values. If the UK breaks up over this then thats the fucking tragedy of Brexit. We could have stood together and made a fucking good go of it instead of disintegrating but I agree its hard to take abuse for being a Scot when all you want is a strong UK

      • Scotland also gave us great players like Baxter, Johnstone (Jimmy), Dalglish, Buchan, Souness, Macari, Jordan, McKay, Jardine, Hansen, Bremner, Lorimer, and the greatest of them all, King Denis Law….

      • Great retort Sterling. Unfortunately most English people currently equate Scots with Sturgeon, Salmond and that shower of Remoaning SNP Cunts sent to represent Scotland at Westminster.

        Hopefully all this will change in the next few years.

      • That was really what my post was about, the perception the English have of the Scots although the fact remains that they do get far more than their share of the cake as regards funding.

      • Fair point Moggie.

        Btw, I’m English.

        “To be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life.”

        So perhaps we can afford to be a little charitable…

      • Nice post . I’m English, I love Scotland and will move there eventually when it’s gets too bad down here for the reasons you’ve mentioned. Probably somewhere remote , Durness or the like.

        The peacefuls won’t fancy it there. I like the lady in the gift shop the few times I’ve been there. I call her Pontoon. One eye twists , the other sticks.

      • Cheers litter

        I fucking get the anti scots vibe here , its fair game….. but as over a fucking million of us stood by the UK and said “up fucking yours ” to the elitist bastards in Brussels it fucks me off that we in- fight, when we should get that Dunkirk spirit back that we lost…. and go smash these elitist fucking EU cunts right in the jaw

        alas our fifth column will never allow it

      • Always good to get a rise out of our woadish brethren, Sterling… 🙂

        But you taught me something, for which I’m grateful.

        I cannot believe I didn’t know before now about the link between the SNP/Independence lobby and the Irish heritage. How I got through all the noise around the Scots Indy referendum without learning that before, I’ll never know.

        Perhaps, post-brexit, they could be persuaded to return from whence they came, especially if Ireland was reunited, as per the eventuality touted in the press this week.

        I actually have a great deal of accrued love for Scotland, albeit rather spoiled by the burgeoning anti-Englishness I experienced up there during the referendum period, and I would honestly be saddened by Scottish independence. However, for things to proceed amenably, I must insist that the West Lothian question and the Barnett formula are addressed equitably.

  10. The EU is so weak right now but unfortunately Theresa May is even weaker. The Mediterranean countries are economically fucked and their realising it’s because of the EU. The Eastern countries are forming a nationalist bloc telling Merkel that she can shove her migrants up her arse and the EU threatening them with repercussions is hardly swaying public opinion. Sweden is now the rape capital of Europe, we’ll see in a few days if the Swedes decide to vote in their anti-EU party to put an end to the politically correct bullshit that is destroying their country. So the only two supporters of the EU left are Merkel and Macron, both of whom are facing immense opposition from within their own countries at the moment.

    The threat of us walking away without a deal and not paying them 40 billion would be an enormous blow since either the poorer countries get less or Germany pays more to cover it. Either way it would fuck the stability of the EU even further. But we are absolutely in a position of strength, I just wish we had a PM who could see it.

    • She can see it. All too clearly. But her remit is to pull the wool over our eyes and keep us IN. Government and Opposition are 5th Columnists, all in it together.

      No doubt their co-conspirators across the Channel are delighted by how easily the British public have been duped. I think they’re going to be in for a shock or two next year.

  11. Look at the smirk on this cunt’s face. Like somebody’s drawn a ‘Joker’ smile on Graham Garden. “Why so sad?”

    Knowing.
    Better than you.
    Sinister.

    Almost certainly on the Yëw tree list.

  12. On the money cunting QDM.

    Call me a bit thick but when I read about the upsurge in support for a German Political Party that didn’t exist 6 years ago, a party that reportably is a ‘far right’ party in a country where the ‘far right’ had been crushed and is now the official opposition in the Bundestag the inquisitive side of me needs to understand how all this anti EU sentiment has come about, it goes without saying it’s leaders, Van Rompuy et al have got fuck all to do with it. Obviously.

    Clearly it’s got nothing to do with an open door immigration policy that German citizens had no say in, immigrants only bring benefits, a bit like a fit as fuck fuckbuddy, so who in the right mind could revolt against such enrichment?

    I looked at the German media and honestly, everything is just fine, there’s been no rapes, no bombings, nobody run over by trucks at Xmas markets etc etc etc.

    In my quest for answers I looked at Sweden, probably the most liberal of all western societies. Sweden boasts one of the lowest crime rates in the west, rapes and murders are so few and far between I understand they always make national news.

    After receiving 160,000 immigrants the city of Malmo has become culturally enriched and on most nights bonfires are lit to celebrate the cities new found diversity.

    Cars belonging to Malmö’s indigenous tax paying liberal population are offered up to the fire without consent but that’s fine because it’s important that Swedes don’t stand in the way of ‘multiculturalism’, to deny it is waaaaaayyyyysist.

    Clearly the Poles, Hungarians and Austrians are all united in their love of the EU as they too have adopted an open door immigration policy, have crushed all far right political parties and are looking forward to welcoming several hundred thousand immigrants courtesy of Frau Angela.

    And there it is, it’s the bastard Brits that are spoiling the party.

    How fucking stupid are we. The EU 27 are so united and we’ve fucked ourselves up, if only we hadn’t have been lied to during the Referendum.

    Cunts

  13. Romelu Lukaku and his social media fanboys are cunts…
    He scores two against a knackered Burnley side, and all of a sudden He’s Denis Law and Eric Cantona combined with a twelve inch knob? Utter bollocks! Yeah, he’s great against crap minnows… But soon as we play a decent team, he turns into Garry Birtles…

  14. Michel Barnier ‘strongly opposed’ to May’s shitty Chequers BRINO plan.

    In response, the UK government insisted its plans were “precise and pragmatic” and would work for the UK and the EU.

    “The British have a choice,” he said. “They could stay in the single market, like Norway, which is also not a member of the EU – but they would then have to take over all the associated rules and contributions to European solidarity. It is your choice.

    But this has been ruled out you stupid French fucking cunt, and is not on the table for negotiation. Is it Theresa. I said is it Theresa.

    The negotiations between the UK and the EU have an informal October deadline, but Mr Barnier said this could be extended to mid-November.

    How jolly decent of him as always, to extend the deadline yet again until we meet their demands and realise what a huge mistake it would be to leave.

    Due to inflexible attitude of the EU I am becoming increasingly more optimistic of a No Deal. What stupid cunts they are. They just don’t get it.

    Fuck em.

    • I’m all for self-awareness but isn’t coming back as a ghost to slag yourself off a bit extreme?

    • Couldnt believe it when watching highlights of his funeral ,an old woman sitting in the front rank was described as his mother.I thought the commentator had fucked up and meant to say “his widow”,after all he was 82 when he died- but fuck me it really is his mammy,106 years old,mustve been drawing her deceased Admiral husbands hefty pension for nigh on 50 years,like winning a small lottery

  16. Dead right, WS…

    IMHO, barely-believable fuckwitted inflexibility of EU will be about the biggest contributor to its eventual downfall. The dinosaur will choke on its own cock.
    It is farcical, doomed to failure, and thankfully, people in Europe are also beginning to realise what an appalling mistake of nature this Fourth Reich is; something that should have been scratched out with a wire coathanger decades ago.
    Along with Junckunt, Verminhofstadt, Rumplepimpy, and the evil scrote Selmayr.

    As a quarter Scot, have to agree with Sterling Webley. My clan origins stem from Dingwall area, and I am drawn to Inverness.
    Some people say the eponymous loch-dwelling monster is a descendant of Wels (Danube) cafish, secretly imported by the Victorians for fishing; others say it’s a sturgeon.
    NB to Admin, please…NO nudie photos of Nicola.

  18. This fucking wet lettuce is the man who beat Teflon tony to the top job back in 2009, after blair had handed the reigns to cyclops with the obvious instruction of not honouring the promised vote on EU membership ( wonder who told him to do that?) blair was played like a fiddle by the EU , thinking he was a shoe in for the plum job he shuffled around with his trousers around his ankles like the EU rent boy we all recognise, how humiliating for blair that not only did he get played but the man chosen for the position he had sold himself for was this absolute non entity!
    But that just about sums up the EU, full of fucking nobody’s from nowhere all under the guidance of their German masters, weak puppets who are installed to give the illusion that the EU is a joint venture amongst European partners when it’s nothing of the sort, on a level playing field where would this insipid irritating old cunt from Belgium be? I think farage was be polite when he called him a low grade bank clerk ………

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