Princess Eugenie

No great revelation that a “Royal” is a Cunt, I know, but this vacuous sow has confirmed it. The cost of security for her wedding has reached £2 million and rising,no doubt. She undertakes no Royal duties,probably too busy going on holiday…25 days worth in the first ten weeks of her new job…8 holidays in 15 months.

When the Police are desperately stretched I can’t see that having to divert so much in the way of manpower and resources to guard this pudding-faced leech can really be justified. She could just of easily had a quiet(ish) wedding like Princess Anne’s daughter, Zara Philips, but no,this ridiculous bitch expects the taxpayer to pay the security costs involved in a full-bore,open-carriage journey through the streets of London.

It’s not as if even the most ardent Bert and Doris Nutter can really be interested in this Royal Wedding. They must have realised that this particular example of the dangers of generations of inbreeding isn’t relevant. She’s just a spoiled,stupid,lazy Cunt who seems to believe that she is entitled to special treatment,and the Plebs can pick up the bill.

I’m no fan of the Royals, but when these minor members of the Freeloader family still treat the taxpayer with such contempt, even Monarchists must admit that the time for these parasites to Fuck Off has nearly arrived. The soap-opera of the biggest benefit sponging family in the land has delighted us long enough.

Wouldn’t bother me if a Haj-sized crowd of mentally ill “British citizens” decided to recreate “Convoy” and truck their way right through the Royal nuptials..just hope they have plenty of diesel to make sure they can reverse back up over any chinless wonder, ermine- bedecked scrounger who has evaded the first drive-by.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

64 thoughts on “Princess Eugenie

  1. Fucking right, Mr F.
    Do you, like me, wonder if a certain Mr J. Epstein had this fucking parasite’s cherry (probably when she was about 14)?
    And her even uglier sister’s too.

    • What pisses me is the feckin dumb-arse headline in some paper or other – “Who is Pwincess You-Janey’s posh wine-merchant fiance ?”

      That just about answers the bloody question, I think. Undoubledly a chateau-bottled shit.

    • She is a horror, but for me the supreme freeloading cunt is that ugly old whore Sarah Ferguson – and she still seems to have designs on Airmiles Andy’s dick.

      IF these very minor royals want ceremony they should pay for it, or get their dads to do so, assuming they know who he is.

      • Once a pollytito, The Fergie was quite a comeworthy young whore, I’d gladly have slipped her £50-. for a bit of fun.

        She’s about as good as a schizoid, syphilitic goat these days. Guess if she needs more dosh, she’ll re-brand herself as Fergie of Arabia.

        I think her last “venture” was some scandinavian fish-finger merchant.
        Quite appropriate, really.

  2. Princess who-the-fuck-is-this? Never even heard of this cookie dough botox face.

    Where is Philip in all of this. Should be reigning in this minted munter he should.

  3. Whenever I see pictures of this fucker the thought ‘half wit’ comes to mind. The fact that I am paying for this empty headed cunt’s lifestyle winds me up.
    And the rest of her parasitic family come to that.

  4. Speaking of Royals, I simply cant wait for Prince Harry Hewitt and his extra tanned Missus to have their first sprog.Thats one Royal newsflash I will definitely pay attention to.Hopefully its skin tone will take after the Brides mothers family whilst its hair is a typical Hewitt Ginger Afro.The possibilities are endless

    http://wap.kaoder.com/?m=thread&a=view&fid=4&tid=367074

  5. Very much agreed Dick

    Like most people I get really angry when the taxpayer is expected to foot the bill for royals, especially when they are insignificant, minor royals who fulfill little or no purpose.

    A fucking insult to the common person.

    • Forgot to include that the taxpayer will probably be presented with large bills for private schooling for the inevitable sprogs and their children and their children and so on.

      Nothing against the Royal family as such but there should be a LIMITED pot of money each year, and only for certain, specific members of the family. Perhaps it can allocated on the amount of functions they perform.

      Fringe royals can fuck off.

      Get rid of the royal yacht, royal train etc if they have not done so already. Waste of money.

      • Same here. The real Royals, as in those who are or will one day be ruling the country, I’m fine with, especially Prince Philip since I can always count on him to say something not politically correct. The rest can fuck off and get a job, Meghan and Harry most of all. Every word out of that second rate actresses mouth is fake as fuck and her Californian softness makes me want to vomit. And a few years ago I remember him whining about how hard it was being in the Royal family and he had considered leaving. Any Royal who shows that level of ungratefulness for the easy life he was born into should instantly have their taxpayer pocket money removed.

      • Especially as there’s not even a token amount of Royal blood running through his veins.

        And I’d like to punch Will.i.am’s face into a bloody pulp too.

        Good night.

  6. Mega worthy Cunting Dick – thank you for bringing this vile parasite to my attention… I think.

    At my advanced time of life, few things would afford me greater pleasure than donning a pair of hobnailed boots, snorting a generous line of speed and going fucking beserk kicking Princess Eugenic’s entitled, thrush infested chuff in.

    This country is finished.

  7. Just like MP’s expenses and pay rises, the Royals will keep fleecing our hard earned, because we let them.They’re laughing at us….

    Why are people interested in the weddings of strangers. If you went to your local church every Saturday to gaup at people you have no connection to, before you know it, it’s restraining order city. It’s not normal behaviour.

    As for this Eugenie sort, check out the canines, put your dick in there at your own peril….

  8. Nothing to do with this post, just read in paper about a young chap suing an older actress for rogering him, has it really got that bad that the object of many a NORMAL young blokes fantasy, the sexy older bird is now all about loot. Fecking nice looking old tabby in the photo.

  9. In preference to the faux democracy we have been allowed, I am a Monarchist.
    I prefer a Cunt who has a crown as they would never sacrifice , or sell their kingdom. ( otherwise they’d be fuck all ) unlike all our other treacherous motherfuckers who would sell this land of hours for a dole of dosh from the purse of Mamma Merkel. ( shit be her name )

    £2 million on security. A pittance compared to the vast waste of taxpayers dosh by “elected” thieves scumbags shitheads and the ideologically deranged.

    Currently, Cunt John Major has an annual security bill of some £ 680,000 per annum, and that sum is equally applied to all ex PM,s and State Officers. At this point in time we are pissing £5 million each year protecting fuckers who are shagging our country to death!

    All State Events ( that is the protection of the likes of the Granny Diddler ) cost the Nation on average £13 million.

    Now to my point, although a monarchist, I see no reason why non working royals should be included in any state payments or civil lists. Those who actively go about promoting the interests of our once great nation are entitled ( IMO ) to earn and receive expenses .

    So, as she does not. Then fuck her ( as Dick would say ( and I certainly would ) and let her pay for her own wedding.!

    Cunt ( yer Royal Highness )

    • I assume as a former Northern Ireland Secretary, Peter Mangeldbum still gets protection?. How embarrassing it must be for his bodyguards when they have to accompanying Mandy on his dogging and cottaging activities.

    • Tony Blair security costs

      Dont know how much truth there is in this report of 2015 however if anywhere close to the real numbers a real insight into how huge amounts of taxpayers money is simply frittered away on a major cunt.

      Having said that with the amount of love there is for this man he probably needs it.

      https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jun/12/tony-blair-police-protection-costs-taxpayers-millions-report-claims

      A thought has just come to mind. The EU has not had an official audit for at least 10 years, and no reputable recognised accountancy firm will sign off on their annual transactions. One of the reasons I decided to vote to leave the European Union.

      Does anyone know whether the UK government legally required to have their annual accounts signed off, and if so are these available to the public for perusal (so we can see for ourselves how much we spend on Blair’s security)?

      I suspect not would be the answer.

      • I think an FoI request was made not long ago on the subject of Blair’s security costs….here you go:

        https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/public_cost_of_police_protection

        As far as I know there is a permanent police presence at the London mansion, and at the Bucks one, South Pavilion, whether the Bliars are there or not. I have never seen less than two plainclothes accompanying Tony when he has been pictured abroad, including on holiday*, and these are armed. On special occasions there may well be more. Whether this would be sufficient to defend him from a well-timed mortar attack is debatable. Having studied the subject in some depth, Tony has over the years made more and more noise about more subjects while becoming less and less locateable as to location: quite a lot of people, not all terrorists, want his entrails to support their socks. Conclusion. If the objective is to preserve Blair’s existence, his security costs are necessarily very high indeed.

        *He always goes on holiday in August, generally on a freebie. This is the first year the paparazzi haven’t found him.

      • Thanks Komodo

        Quite obscene that the taxpayers of this country have to continue paying to protect an individual who has caused so much eternal damage to this once great country.

      • I can only hope that he is closely monitored by the FCO, and that what he supplies them is more valuable than what he lets slip to the dictators and foreign companies he really works for. Doubt it, though.

  10. Fancy looking like a cross between Randy Andy and Fergie, and named Eugenie to boot?…

    Poor fucking bitch….

  11. The Russkies sorted out their royal parasite problem years ago, as did the Frogs. We’re always playing catch up.

  12. Apparently this is all down to ‘Handy’ Andy’s representations, presumably and little feet stamping in front of his mum, Brenda. “Waaah, it’s not fair. You hate me. Charles’ children get all the glory, waah, waah, I hate you, etc.”

    Dad Prince Andrew was said to have demanded a similarly glitzy (to the Hewitt/Markle) event for his younger daughter with Sarah Ferguson.

    A royal source said: “The Duke of York has insisted his daughter’s wedding must be a huge occasion to be remembered and wants everyone to get on board to celebrate the happy couple.”

    So we have the occasional helicopter dabbling, freeloader and all round Falklands War Hero Andrew to thank for this. A complete prized cunt who should do us all a favour and pilot a helicopter to the deepest darkest strongholds of ISIS in Iraq.

  13. Royal weddings are events that I have no fucking interest in whatsoever, but then that goes for anyone else’s wedding too.
    I mean, what’s a wedding? You get two people who turn up at a certain place at a certain time on a certain day, dressed in certain clothes, and they say certain things in a certain order in front of friends and relatives, and work colleagues and parents, and church officials or registry office officials, and taxi drivers, and when all the palaver is over and done with, everybody says ok, it’s alright with us, you can go home and live together. We give our permission. You have our approval.
    If I’d met someone who I thought I couldn’t do without, and she’d felt the same way about me, we’d have lived together. And I wouldn’t have needed anyone’s permission because it wouldn’t have been anyone else’s business.

  14. Selfishly off-topic but may I just say that Dante Aligheiri had his vision of hell in “Inferno” entirely wrong. The actual vision of hell is Chessington World of Adventures where I am right now. I’d cheerfully go on a spree of Michael Ryan-level murderousness if one more fat, tattooed cunt gets in my way….aaarrrggghh!!

    • You must take every precaution that your dear, dear wife,the fragrant Mrs. Cunt Engine, does not take a fearful tumble into the bear pit.
      Have a lovely day.
      Smashing.

    • Ah, the Great Unwashed, Thomas. Enjoy.

      Try mindfulness. It doesn’t work. But try it anyway….

      • Ikea’s adoration and encouragement of juniors really brings out my inner King Herod.

      • Ikea Wembley – multicultural hell.

        Last time I was there, I had a real row with a couple of blambos and dakkies. You see, their idea of queuing is to split the family amongst the queues and then “call forward” the family member with the trolley to whichever line is moving the fastest.

        Not British behaviour. Unintegrated brown cunts.

  15. Anyone else wish Meg O’ Marple’s dad would either fuck off, vanish, or fall off his perch?
    I’m sick of seeing the poncing old cunt in every paper going, day in day out…. That said though, maybe the old cunt has had a raw deal off ‘ver roy-uls’…. I mean, let’s face it, he’s not the right colour, is he?… But Princess Meg’s ‘other’ relatives get the red carpet treatment… Lordy fucking Lord!

  16. The core of the The Firm earns its money, i.e. HM The Queen, Charlie and his spawn. Let’s face it, nothing is more British than our Royal Family and it should be considered a reassuring constant in our mad world.

    Having been to a couple of Royal functions, I realise the senior royals earn their money – having to make conversation with hundreds of people at any one event. Another thing that you also notice at these events is that the Establishment is reasurringly white. This cadre of people will be significant allies when the balloon goes up.

    I don’t condone waste of public money, and the marriage of a useless Z-list princess to some uber rich cunt is wasteful.

    Ask yourselves “what’s the alternative?”. President Corbyn, our supreme leader?

    • Presidents are voted for and if Corbyn became one we would have ourselves to blame. Their time is also limited. They don’t have multiple palaces and stately homes, staffed by 1000s.
      If you accept the notion of inherited royalty (which is the same as racism really – better than others because of parentage)at least have a family related to British royals of old. Me, you and everyfucker else are as closely related to the Tudors and Plantagenets and even the Scottish Stuarts as these are. Closer probably as most of us are not German heritage.
      So, if earning your keep means having untold, unearned wealth (allegedly privately owned, but actually coming from us in the first place), everything paid for in extreme luxury, having an ever expanding army of useless, pampered supported relatives, using patronage and snobbery to prop up the Establishment, then perhaps they do earn it.
      For me they are parasitical cunts one and all, with lifestyles of presidents of banana republics. Mugabe without the original entitlement.

  17. When the balloon goes up this cadre of people will be the first to jump ship
    Cunts.

  18. On a side note – whatever happened to the investigation into Eugenie’s father, Virginia Roberts and the known kiddie-fiddler Jeffrey Epstein?

      • Bugger me you have a Fuck Puppet TCE. Happened a lot a few years back when some saddo was trolling the site. Particularly favoured Yours Truly for some reason. Really tried to fuck me over. Whipped me nom de cunt, me gravatar, me email address and password and used me details to spam other sites wholesale. Had to change me gravatar, the lot. Reason why Yours Truly has his own inimitable style orf speech. Cretinous cunt could never imitate that – and my how it tried – always stood oit a mile. The lads sent the cunt orf with his tail between his legs. We all posted as him, spot orf porn ect. Cunt never knew what hit him. Picked the wrong playmate with Dioclese who has/had certain connections with the security services. If he can be arsed Dio might care to fill you in – if YT is not fantasising naturally.

      • Sincerest apologies mr cunt engine, I am not an imposter.

        The post above was a genuine question ☹️

  19. I for one am dreading when HM Queen Elizabeth II finally does leave us.. Because when she does our beloved UK will become even more ‘peaceful’ and ‘liberal’than it is now… And that’s a cast iron cunt of a guarantee…

    • Unfortunately feel you are spot on Norman.

      The old school of this once great country are gradually dying out, and are being replaced with non thinking PC weaklings.

      The only consolation to me is that they will get their comeuppance in the end.

  20. And if Charlie does make it Norman, all this hoopla aboit taking the name “George” instead. Have to convince all the trees he talks to aboit that so they can recognise the cunt. Indeed what aboit “King Charlie Cunt”. World would know him instantly then. Family dynastic name would change from Saxe-Coburg to Mountbatten to Windsor to Cunt. The name ennobleth the man. You know it makes sense.

  21. Yeah once Charlie boy ascends the throne what little credibility this country still has on the international stage will be straight down the shitter.
    Governed by weak, spineless, corrupt money grabbers and a brain damaged babbling chimpanzee as head of state.
    We’re fucked…….totally fucked!

  22. As I tell my children, far better off with Big Liz and offspring than president for life Blair, and you could be sure the twat would of tried it on.

  23. A weapons grade cunting for this Z-list wannabe. What a fucking parasite.
    I doff my cap to you, Mr Fiddler.

  24. Princess Eugenie’s job description is a Philanthropist. Clearly she is a person who seeks to promote the welfare of others, especially by the generous donation of money to good causes.

    In 2013, she moved to New York to work for the online auction firm Paddle8. Not much philanthropy there.

    She currently works for the Hauser & Wirth art gallery in Mayfair, London. Not much philanthropy there either. “What might people be surprised to learn? That I have a full-time job” Eugenie says of her role as an associate director at the art gallery Hauser and Wirth. “I’ve loved art since I was very little. I knew I definitely wouldn’t be a painter, but I knew this was the industry for me,” she adds.

    Luckily, her employers are very understanding of her royal duties: “In the evenings, I often have engagements related to my family or a charity I support. Hauser & Wirth is very accommodating and understanding of my sense of duty.”

    Which is rather surprising as she does not have any royal duties.

    Her latest job (with Project 0- well, in her own words “I’m so excited to have recently become an Ambassador of Project 0 whose aim is to restore and protect the ocean”.

    Here is a link to the other “Ambassadors”, who are as you might imagine have just been signed up because of their family influence.

    http://www.weareprojectzero.org/ambassadors/

    A day in the life: Most recently, Eugenie accompanied her cousin Prince William to a garden party thrown by their grandmother at Buckingham Palace. The bride-to-be looked every inch a princess, making a sartorial statement by wearing a hat decorated with the word “love”. Eugenie’s statement accessory was navy with a mesh veil and the word “love” above the brim. She paired it with a co-ordinating navy three-quarter sleeve dress with a cinched-in waist and flared skirt, and navy court shoes.

    “If I need to pick up some groceries, I go to Waitrose, right next to my gym” explains Eugenie, who goes on to speak for carb-lovers everywhere when she states, “In the morning class, I can smell the fresh croissants coming in and I’m like, ‘Don’t do this to me!'”

    Ok so it’s not the tube or the bus, but Princess Eugenie clearly has the same time constraints as the rest of us. “I do my makeup in the car. I’m really good at doing it on the move!” she admits. As for her go-to products, she says,”I use Charlotte Tilbury and Bobbi Brown—Charlotte’s mascara and Bobbi Brown bronzer. They are geniuses.”

    Princess Eugenie might have a car to take her places but she still knows how it feels to have aching soles. “I’ve started wearing high heels, which is so grown-up” she tells Harper’s Bazaar, “but they’re painful by the end of the day. I look at people wearing heels in movies and I’m like, “How do they do that?”. Of her workwear wardrobe, Eugenie says: “For clothes, I love Sandro and Maje. Zara is great for work, and bits from Topshop. My favorite is my lace bomber jacket from Essentiel Antwerp. And I live in my Rag & Bone ankle boots.”

    Oh Yaaaaaaa.

    Her net worth is estimated to be in the region of £3.6m. Fuck me- did not realise that these types of jobs paid so well.

    Well, if that’s the case she can pay for her own fucking wedding.

    • Struth !

      Someone called “Chelsea Leyland”… Does she do a duo with her sister “Bedford” ??

      Sounds like an entry in an old trucks’ rally.

      Some of the “posh” tottie ok-yah in a sort of Shepherd Market way.
      Surrey with the minge on top…

  25. Always loathed anything royal as long as I can remember,shes basically Andrew in a joke shop ginger wig,im sure she’ll loathe me as a pleb just as much as I loathe her and all her satanic child molesting interbreeding family….

  26. Fucking hells bells! It’s great to get such a fascinating peek into the lives of our betters. I was intrigued by that list of “ambassadors “ for what ever that shit is. Other than the Princess herself and Goboff’s slaggy offspring, I have never heard of any of the fuckers. But you only have to look at the photos to see they are all bone idle, tax dodging , rich as fuck cunts.
    When the day comes i’m going to need more rope than I thought.

    • I must respectfully beg to differ Fred. I think the Snail Munchers had the right idea on this one.
      ‘Guillotine, he he guillotine…’

  27. I can see Prince Andrew toasting the happy couple with a goblet of peasant blood.

    • Only if it’s drawn from the cunting ‘Home Counties’ and aged 20 years in the wood, mind. At least give the free-loading cunt some credit for having a bit of taste.

  28. I wonder what Randy Andy is going to give the happy couple as a wedding present? A golf course perhaps? A castle in Scotland?
    Sarah will turn up with a £20 Boots voucher.

    • Wherever it fucking well is, you can bet your boots that ‘Air Miles Andy’ will get the RAF to fly them there at tax-payers expense

  29. I am a staunch Royalist but HRH The Princess Eugenue is TAKING THE FUCKING PISS.

    GOD BLESS THE QUEEN

  30. Buggerbuggerbugger. I was in the process of assembling my copious reserves of bile, spit, shite, piss and eight-week-old abattoir scrapings to throw at this one, but Fiddler got there first. So did the Times, yesterday. I will content myself with remarking that 90% + of robberies go unsolved by the police, and this is one of them.
    However, the two charmless byproducts of Sarah Ferguson may very well prompt a backlash against the extravagance (with other peoples’ cash) of the minor royals, and an adjustment of our priorities such that they are henceforth required to sleep in doorways and ask for spare change.

    They’re peak entitled snowflake cunts and as role models they are off the minus scale. Cunting fully endorsed.

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