No great revelation that a “Royal” is a Cunt, I know, but this vacuous sow has confirmed it. The cost of security for her wedding has reached £2 million and rising,no doubt. She undertakes no Royal duties,probably too busy going on holiday…25 days worth in the first ten weeks of her new job…8 holidays in 15 months.

When the Police are desperately stretched I can’t see that having to divert so much in the way of manpower and resources to guard this pudding-faced leech can really be justified. She could just of easily had a quiet(ish) wedding like Princess Anne’s daughter, Zara Philips, but no,this ridiculous bitch expects the taxpayer to pay the security costs involved in a full-bore,open-carriage journey through the streets of London.

It’s not as if even the most ardent Bert and Doris Nutter can really be interested in this Royal Wedding. They must have realised that this particular example of the dangers of generations of inbreeding isn’t relevant. She’s just a spoiled,stupid,lazy Cunt who seems to believe that she is entitled to special treatment,and the Plebs can pick up the bill.

I’m no fan of the Royals, but when these minor members of the Freeloader family still treat the taxpayer with such contempt, even Monarchists must admit that the time for these parasites to Fuck Off has nearly arrived. The soap-opera of the biggest benefit sponging family in the land has delighted us long enough.

Wouldn’t bother me if a Haj-sized crowd of mentally ill “British citizens” decided to recreate “Convoy” and truck their way right through the Royal nuptials..just hope they have plenty of diesel to make sure they can reverse back up over any chinless wonder, ermine- bedecked scrounger who has evaded the first drive-by.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler