Considering Wonga looks like it’s about to go under (at the time of writing) now seems like the perfect time to cunt payday loan companies.
Honestly, these cunts are some of the most depraved organisations in Britain. We all know how the fuckers operate – they scam the thick and the financially vulnerable out of their money by forcing them to pay back massive amounts of on their loan, sometimes well in excess of 5000% depending on which company you use.
Oh, and the people who use them are usually cunts as well – don’t get me wrong, plenty of decent people fall into these traps through a variety of circumstances but that doesn’t change the fact that a large portion of their customer bases are chav thickos who think they’re owed everything despite leeching off the welfare state and having no idea how to budget. Cunts.
Nominated by OpinionatedCunt
And when they do go under, I’ll be celebrating when it happens.
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Wongas fucked, just announced on its website that it will not give out new loans,fucking cunts,just as I was gonna apply for a 6 months £600 “loan” at 5000% interest in the hope that I wouldnt have to pay it back when they went tits up,too late
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That’s meant to read ‘interest on their loan’. Ffs. Then again it was late when I wrote the cunting.
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There was a time when robbing, thieving companies like this weren’t allowed to exist. The same time that gambling advertising wasn’t allowed and betting shops had no seats in them to discourage people from hanging about in them.
Then a few brown envelopes changed hands and all that changed.
Governments are supposed to protect us from our own stupidity , that’s why drugs are illegal and they make us wear seatbelts.
But when it comes to filling their pals’ pockets with our money that all goes out the window.
Fuck every single one of those cunts to hell.
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What is it about people who can’t seem to manage their own money and financial affairs? Not sure if this ever happened, but you see it mentioned from time to time – teaching bastard kids at school about things like how insurance works, balancing a cheque book, how the banking system works, etc. If they did that then maybe people wouldn’t need to mortgage their lives to charlatans like this.
Speaking of not being grown up enough to manage your money, the Yanks are funny fuckers. You know how in developed countries you pay for utilities quarterly (well you did when I still lived in the UK) and you get paid once a month? Nope, the Yanks can’t handle that. Every fucking month I have to deal with the leccy, gas, water, etc. Oh and they get paid every 2 weeks as well. Why FFS? It’s been explained to me a few times now that it helps Yanks budget. I’m not making this up. Cunts.
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I remember the when I went from weekly to monthly pay, what fucking disaster that was. You know where you are with weekly pay, monthly just seems to a shit load of wedge at one time that you’ll never spend in a month only to find it is all gone after 3 weeks as you have been a cunt and bought stupid cuntish things with your ‘once a month’ financial clout.
So much easier to budget with weekly pay and if one has a quiet week of spending can actually save over a short period that you actually notice it. Bring back weekly pay I say.
Yep the Yanks get paid every two weeks, I can see this in my shops takings as it is in close proximity to two USAF bases and can see the spike in takings every two weeks, reckon next payday is 31st August.
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I will be glad for Wonga to go out of business because of it’s bleeding daft name. To Wonga sounds like Chukup Umunna’s pet name for masturbation. “I-sa-goin’-to-have-a-wonga-duckie” sounds the sort of thing he would say to Lord Mangledbum during one of their phone sex sessions.
I was listening on the radio yesterday to some silly cow who didn’t have a pot to piss in, yet decided to take out maximum pay day loans with several companies, and was then amazed when she got into trouble. The daft fucker is of course suing all the companies for *compensation* and her biggest fear is that Wonga will go down the pan before she gets her compo. Sounded like a Northern single mum being played by somebody with a daft voice like Jane Horricks. Mrs Boggs has You and Yours on every day and that show loves daft cunts like her (and Mrs. Boggs)
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The government has been too weak to regulate the thieving pay day fuckers, many of which when you follow the trail are located in the USA.
Also cannot understand why the betting companies these days are allowed to get away with almost seeming continuous adverts on TV (regardless of time), and sponsorships. Also the amount of fucking lotteries and scratch cards being promoted is in my opinion excessive.
Most of the fuckers are based offshore anyway so pay little or no corporation tax.
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These sharks are symptomatic of the state this country has got in, dog eat dog and the sharks eat those that fall onto hard times. Oddly it’s illegal in Islamic law to charge interest on a loan, meanwhile we indulge in a free for all shafting each other.
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Well that’s one of the few things the peacefuls have got right then.
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OC, they DO charge interest; the hypocritical cunts just get round their religion’s “ban” on it by calling it something else.
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And I reckon that penalty for late repayment / non-payment would involve a rusty kebab-knife while some stinky MoominMama sits on the defaulter’s face.
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But you can get an Islamic mortgage and the cunts pay no interest on the home loan to make it sharia / Islamic compliant.
Now how helpful would that be to a struggling couple trying to get on the housing ladder? Blambo cunts have it all sewn up in the West. Days of Empire payback anyone?
https://www.islamicmortgageuk.co.uk/finance-options?gclid=Cj0KCQjwiJncBRC1ARIsAOvG-a6JYrlKIQ-ymw-iTq6dJcrCBN3nZdpKVr11e4RTfCyV63iIqDr7jywaAnVMEALw_wcB
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This is just a hypocritical way around superstition. Money is still generated to the lender and the loan is secured.
Typical religious bullshit.
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Of course it is CC. Therein lies the myth. Any form of lending that ties it to religion is by default a fucking scam. The amount of so called accountants for blambos in my town which are available to the feckless and workshy is testament to the amount of idle blambos working the system and sucking every available benefit. The majority of the females and elders who live in the basement / attic of their offspring have not a single word of English between them. They are not seen to be attending work seeking activities or the laborious “work focussed interviews” at the local pan crack office. I do hear there is a “citizens test”. How the fuck could one pass a citizens test when you cant even speak the language? I would have thought that would be the first test.
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My favourite is the one where you get a friend or family to guarantee the loan. This becomes a secured loan in effect but they still charge 50% interest. How fucking thick do you have to be to fall for that?
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It ain’t the stupid they go for, it’s the desperate.
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I used to like the Bright House ads.
Everyone smiling, come on in, have a cup of tea. On us.
In return we will not only rip you off big time, we will harass you, send the boys round take the stuff back if you default, then sell your stuff on as new to the next mug.
I understand there will always be people who fall on hard times for whatever reason, however if this type of place exists and there is a demand for it- it MUST be regulated. Loan sharks on the High Street.
The current government are doing a shit job at EVERYTHING at the moment- in fact it probably would make no fucking difference if those in the house of parliament and in the house of lords fucked off home and stayed there.
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And in other news:
The Afghan suspected of killing 2 women in Birmingham is ‘being protected’ locally. Now there’s a surprise. A justified honour killing no doubt just like they protect terrorists as righteous.
Verminous cunts.
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He’s probably plucked his eyebrows, caked on some eyeliner and is currently walking around in a burka.
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A legally licensed Club of Villains, Thieves , Scumbags and Bottom Feeders, who happen to make ( in the past ) significant Party donations.
These twats were quite rightly turned over by the Government when the donations stopped.
Should never have been licensed in the first place. It’s the smell of money….its a magnet for MP’s.
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The day Wonga dies will be a day to celebrate, this is a reprehensible business that should never have been allowed to exist in the first place as like other cunters have said it targets the desperate and indeed in some cases the stupid and inept.
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Money in general is too fucking easy.
Some have no bastard idea on how a credit card or a loan works.
ITS NOT YOUR FUCKING MONEY!!
I’m attempting to teach my kids about how it works but if it doesnt play music at 110db or feature a meme or video game they drift off.
I’ve got £1000 on a crefit card, no loans and a mortgage.
And at £1000( it Was my 50th this summer) I’m edgy as hell.
True I did get a holiday our of it but my fixation is getting it to zero asap.
Schools need to teach financial basics, not transgender horseshit and religious dogma.
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Truth be told I’m not entirely sure how a credit card works either. So I don’t use one – I use a debit card instead and only use on that money from my account that I know I have.
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You’re no use to loan companies like Wonga. You’ve got too much common sense.
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Same here OC. If I want (or need) something but can’t afford it, I simply do without.
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and whoever the cunt was responsible for those fuckin hideous unfunny fuckin ads wants stringing up
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The saintly 92 years young Nicholas Parsons, the old cunt who has introduced 200 series of Just A Minute for 50 odd years used to do the voiceover for the Wonga ads. He must be fucking desperate for money to endorse such a dubious service.
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Imagine taking an XYZ loan out at n-thousand % to put a deposit down on a Bright House 40″ TV!
I wonder how many times that’s happened in real life by Kyle scum who don’t realise that you have to pay it back?
Doss cunts!
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