Parking Collection Services

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Parking Collection Services are a monumental organisation of money-grubbing arseholes and cunts.

The building next to ours at work has employed this troupe of intellectually-defective, simian arseholes to patrol and manage the parking spaces in front of their building. Our end parking space which falls under our landlord’s building demise abuts theirs. PCS has mistakenly ticketed our vehicles parked in our space. They have gone on to issue the usual £60 fine, complete with photos of our vehicles parked (in our space) and the concomitant threat of an increase to £100 if not paid within 14 days. Our finance dept mistakenly paid the fine. This matter was then brought to my attention.

I spoke with a junior monkey-breed girl from PCS who, as you would expect, was poorly-spoken, arrogant and nasty as fuck. I explained to the cloth eared, argumentative dimwit that they had ticketed our vehicles which were parked on our landlord’s demise, not on their client’s demise. All to no avail; “we can’t issue a refund”. Why not I asked? Apparently by paying their charge we admittedly liability. I told her they could issue a refund, as could any company (this is not a fine, remember but a charge) but clearly didn’t want to as they are in business to screw money out of anyone and anything that has the capacity to pay them.

Well I have sent the cunts a substantial rocket up their arse by letter including a copy of my landlord’s HMLR registration and a demand for the refund. PCS are a parasitical entity and I wouldn’t shed a tear if their offices suffered a la Grenfell.

The nastiest bunch of rude, arrogant, money-grabbing, parasitical cunts I have ever had to deal with who use bullying tactics to sustain their income. They are no better than a fucking tapeworm or a mosquito. If the cunts even so dare try to ticket any of our vehicles again they will be answering a civil claim for harassment. PCS, if you are reading this, you are a whopping great CUNT.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

34 thoughts on “Parking Collection Services”

  1. A thoroughly well-deserved cunting, Sir. There’s no hole in Hell deep enough for these cunts.

    • These people are only doing their job, so let’s try to be more understanding. It’s not easy being an amoral obnoxious arsehole, I’ve tried it and I failed miserably. I’m sure they’re really nice people when they’re not on duty.

      • They’ll be cunts 24 / 7, thoroughly deserved cunting.
        Off topic, no doubt everyone has seen the reports of French fishermen attacking British vessels and putting lives at risk. The fishing industry is asking for Royal Navy protection, highly unlikely they’ll get it, considering our spineless politicians. Being pushed around by the French, THE FRENCH !!!!! Garlic gobbling gobshites, sink the cunts.
        Good afternoon.

      • “A Union of common enterprise, of decency, commercial gain and kindred spirit”. Edward Heath on the Common Market.

        RIP Cunt!

      • May actually have been a pedophile as well. I’m not saying anything for certain but my dad knew a journalist in his younger years who worked for one of the major newspapers and according to the guy it was an open secret. I’m not saying whether he’s right or wrong as I simply don’t know (and it was before my time anyhow) but make of that what you will.

      • The French used to be so welcoming.

        Who else could host two invasions in the same century….

      • That’s not what the Navy is for these days. Their job is to pick up poor refugees in the Med and transport them to Europe without them getting wet.
        Haven’t you seen the advert:

        Born in Mogadishu
        Made by the Royal Navy

      • I can only agree, but should point out that the waters in question are within the Baie de Seine which the French under French stock conservation rules, are not allowed to fish during the summer, while the UK is allowed to use smaller boats outside the 12-mile limit without restriction. If I was French, I’d be pissed off too. It is actually for the French authorities to enforce their conservation zone, which they didn’t do in this case.

    • She is a cunt.

      After a spot of dancing in her leopard print slippers (see what she did there) some chippy SA Govt official bird said: “Yes but this trade agreement won’t be like the massah/servant ones in the past, it will be based on all of the benefits WE bring to the table.”

      Get fucking bent! It’ll be yet another “worst of both worlds” deal that May fucking excels at closing!

      What a useless cunt you are May! Oh and how about mentioning the Human Rights atrocities against farmers that the SA Govt is complicit in supporting!

      Oh sorry, they’re the wrong colour and religion to be worthy of any support aren’t they!

      Worst PM EVER!

      • I’m not sure she’s quite as bad as May or Callaghan. But she’s certainly up there.

      • How do you mean OC? It’s May we’re talking about. She’s easily the worst in my living memory anyway, 50 years+…

      • Callaghan crashed the economy (even if it had been heading that way for a while) and Blair sent us into Iraq and completely opened our borders to the leeches and scroungers of the world. For me Mavis Maybot would be third worst behind those two (Blair being first by some considerable distance with Callaghan second).

      • If memory serves it was the Unions that really did for the economy in the late 1970s, though Callaghan was indeed weak.

        Agree though – Blair & his New Labour lickspittals are more responsible than any other administration for bringing this country to the sorry state we’re now in. But at least they governed!

        May, on the other hand, has been awol from the role of PM from day one!

        With virtually no opposition to speak of she had the chance to do virtually anything she chose to do, yet at every turn she has done precisely nothing. Except dither and appease the EU.

        The lights are on but there’s nobody in office.

  3. Sir. You have demeaned and insulted tapeworms and mosquitos. An apology is called for.

  4. Never had any contact with them as I don’t drive (nor do I intend to until I can afford the lessons) but they sound like a proper evil bunch of cunts.

  5. A great cunting Paul.

    Fortunately have had little to do with this type of cunt. From memory have received three parking tickets in my life and two speeding tickets (each time 36 mph in a 30).

    Remember though driving to the other side of town for dinner one evening and parked (and paid) for two hours. When we came out found a couple of wardens just about to ticket our vehicle. With fuck all to do but sit in their van waiting to pounce and fine someone who was only out to spend money in the local economy. I would not mind but the street was virtually deserted and ours was the only car.

    Have seen on TV that these arseholes are often unreasonable cunts, just like the people that employ them.

    Went to Cambridge last week, had to pay for car parking by credit card as no coins or notes were allowed. Really behind the times here in Suffolk.

    • You’re not kidding.

      I don’t even have a car – let alone a credit card!

      Ain’t got no mobile phone… ain’t got no FaceFuck account

      – AH GOT LIFE!!

      • Ha ha – Suffolk born and inbred Willie!

        Unfortunately due to matters of security I am not at liberty to reveal my precise location at this time…

  6. A few years ago I parked in a zone in a high street where you were allowed to park for 30 minutes. Due to being fucked about at the opticians I was gone for about 90 minutes.
    Naturally I got a fucking ticket, 60 fucking quid I think it was.
    Anyway when I looked at it the cunt hadn’t printed the time on it. I can get away with this I thought.
    And I did…….eventually. Fuck me what a palaver. It took fucking weeks and involved photocopies of the ticket , photos of the zone , the sign and a statement from a parking warden I had bumped into in the street. The point is they made it as difficult as possible in the hope you give up and pay up. Eventually they insisted on me sending the actual ticket rather than the photocopy which I had already sent THREE fucking times. I told them bollocks, that’s not getting “lost” in the post, i’m saving that for the court case. That convinced them to climb down.
    Frogs 1 Parking Cunts 0
    One small victory for the ordinary Joe against the faceless robbing bastards.
    Fuck them all to hell.

  7. Those at local government issuing these vermin a license are cunts by association….

  8. Off topic but some gyppos have invaded the main field in my town. Among other things the multi sports camp that is run there for the kids every summer has had to be moved to a different location. Crusty jugglers indeed – if I had my way the gypsy lifestyle would be banned and the cunts would be forced to integrate into British society.

  9. Everyone should do what i do, drive a Unimog or similar cant clamp it cant lift and tow it, and once I caught warden trying to ticket it but she couldn’t do it cos her machine couldnt identify it plus she couldn’t reach wipers to put ticket under.

    • Not exactly useful around town or under bridges. Would love to see the fucker in a multi-storey.

      • Fits inbetween white lines on most parking bays multi storeys out of bounds for me but put 4 ways on lift bonnet and make out its broke then bugger off to do what u got to do.

      • You wouĺd be suprised at how accomadating some parking places are with opening gates and letting you into car parts with pikey bars on them. Most people love the thing.

  10. I am currently in litigation with a company called smart parking.
    They had been responsible for the local health center car park.
    Any way on the said day I turned up in the car park with my redies and guess what the parking machines on two floors did not work, after the second machine I took thetime to photo graph the machines, one dressed as a peacefulls wife the other clearly displaying out of order on its little screen.
    Any way they chose to send me a parking invoice, I apealed and sent them photos of the machines, they threatened me with court action, I atold them to bring it on.
    since then I have received letters from two debt collection companys, both of which I have answered truthfully that there is no debt but a failure of service by the provider and that after they have taken me to court and lost I will then persue them for harasment ,

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