i would like to cunt Rodrigo Alves. who he ? i hear you ask. well he is the human barbie ‘Ken ‘ . fuck my old boots what a fuckin specimen. what the fuck is that all about? i’d never heard of him until i saw a trailer for Celebrity Big Brother, obviously i don’t watch the shit. google him . what a sad sad individual.
Nominated by richard1
(Excuse the grammar and typing but we couldn’t be arsed to correct it – Admin)
Liam Holmes is a cunt…
As we all know, this is the bloke who punched a girl out outside a nightclub and rendered her unconscious… First of all, any man who punches a woman in such a fashion is a coward and a cunt… But the patheticness (is that a word?) of this tosser is made all the more sickening by the white paint job being done by his mother… There are eyewitnesses that say Holmes was verbally abusing and threatening other young women and he’s caught on camera punching one to the ground with as much force as possible…
Yet his old lady is bleating ‘You don’t know the full story!’ ‘My son is not a thug!’ ‘He’s a good boy!’ The mother of every school bully, hooligan, and yobbo in the world always says that… I remember Gary Robinson’s old lady saying all this shite to my mum and dad after the little cunt had bust my sister’s nose in the early 80s ( I later and promptly busted his, the fucking sadistic cunt!), and the sick bucket was needed when Mrs Holmes whined ‘My son looks after me! He’s a carer!’ Why do they have to make their thuggish and woman beating offspring look like paragons of virtue who help old ladies across the road? It’s sickening…
And as they went to the cop shop, Holmes and his old lady really looked like a disabled mother and her carer, didn’t they? Fuck off! Scum is scum is scum, end of….
Nominated by Norman
An increasingly common phenomenon I have noticed recently. You are standing behind a bloke in a shop or a supermarket and the cunt pulls out his wallet. Except it’s not a wallet. He opens it up and it’s got little compartments with zips which contain all the different coins and notes.
So the cunt fumbles around unzipping and zipping trying to find the right change. Then he realises that he can’t make it so he whips out a note. Now we have to stand around while he puts the change in the right compartments and zips them all up again. ? For fucks sake! ? It’s like standing behind some fucking old woman!
Listen cunt! You keep your notes in one pocket and your coins in the other pocket…..how hard is that cunt?
Is this part of the increasing gayification of our society? It gets on my tits!………and don’t get me started on man bags !
Nominated by Freddie the Frog
There’s one memorable scene in the otherwise shitely forgettable sequel ‘The Fly 2”. A mutated dog, previously a pet pooch to the Son of Brundle and later a failed genetic experiment, crawls pitifully and genuinely upsettingly out of a hatch towards some food and howls in agony. The same feelings of revulsion and pity are evoked whenever I see the old lush trifecta of Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and the minger that plays Doreen; year upon year, painfully dragging their grotesquely distended and well-used faffs around behind them, all for cheap laughs in a genuinely atrocious Shitcom.
‘Birds of a Feather’ has always just been there – like that wart or old scar. It has been endlessly pointless and utterly twee bollocks. In one of a handful of good decisions made by the Al-Beeb in my lifetime, they eventually axed/let it go; only for the three cunts to re-unite years later courtesy of certified shitheap celebrity resting place ITV.
Abysmal, and to this day I have no fucking clue what the premise is, other than charting the fortunes of three hideous single mothers going from shit to shite. It’s been on the TV for decades and I can only assume that one of the three matriarchal cunts has incriminating photos of both BBC and ITV chief commissioning editors.
What an absolute fucking shitshow of cunt.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
What sort of sweaty cunt thinks that any sort of run could be fun? The sight of these fanatics boils my piss every time. They imagine they’re so fucking superior in their faggot sports clothes. Just fuck off you cunts.
Nominated by Jimmy the spaz