Dentists (2)

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Dentists are robbing Cunts.

I had to go and get a wisdom tooth removed. It was fucking horrific. Even though the Cunt swore that I wouldn’t be able to feel much after the anesthetic,he was wrong. I was in agony and it was only the fact that he’d clamped what looked suspiciously like a set of Stilsons onto my tooth stopped me from punching him in his beetroot-red face and running out of the door. The Cunt was sweating so hard that it actually dripped on me as he wrestled with the recalcitrant tooth,and when he announced that he was going to have to stop and have a breather for a minute, I was literally speechless.

After a good 10 minutes of the whole side of my face creaking an groaning,he eventually got it out. Unfortunately a combination of painkillers,shock, bleeding and swelling prevented me from telling the butcher just what I thought of him. I await his bill with interest,I rather suspect that he’ll await it’s payment with hope rather than expectation.

Fuck him.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

I would also like to give dentists a hefty cunting. Most of us know that a vast majority of dentists are Indians and the like; who are as tight as a nun’s chuff. However, they are not so tight when it comes to handing out the bill for the work they’ve done on your gnashers. Half the time you don’t bloody need it and it costs an arm and a leg. Even a check up is about twenty quid. You only have to lie in a fucking chair for about half a minute before they tell you to bugger off.

A while back, I had a routine check up. I was then informed by the mutton muncher that I needed to have a crown inserted as a filling had apparently fallen out. I told her it wasn’t causing me any bother. She wouldn’t have it. I agreed to it as not to cause a Larry David type scene. Ended up costing me 200 odd quid and then it came loose. Cost nearly as much to have it re-done. Now I look like a shite wannabe gangsta with a load of gold in me mouth. What a load of fleecing hadji bastards. Fucking extortion; fuck the dentist.

Nominated by Jayniño

38 thoughts on “Dentists (2)”

  1. I cracked a tooth last year. Curry muncher wanted £600. Failed to tell me she was there part time so had to see someone else. Just as well:£68…..

    Some aspiring architect students had a shootout in Birmingham last night……..

  2. The teeth in my head are all rotten as fuck on account of the fact that I refuse to pay for dentistry. Bunch of fucking Dick Turpins.

  3. Seen some nasty wisdom tooth extractions in my time as my brother used to work for a few as a dental technician.

    Usually in women as their jawbone is more slender than in a male. An overexuberant dentist trying to hard to lever out said lower wisdom tooth and bang – one broken jawbone. Nasty stuff.

    • WTF, do you not have xrays in the UK? Any semi-competent dental STUDENT would know when a tooth (esp lower molars/wisdom teeth) has roots too elongated or whatnot that a usual crank-n-yank would not suffice and proper oral surgery is required. No doubt it would cost you both thumbs and testicle, though.

    • 3. Fake News – Boris has been nominated at least 6 times on ISAC, last time was in May.

      2. Prince Albert Victor Christian Edward was Jack the Ripper – every Cunt and his offensive wife knows that.

      1. God caused the Big Bang. It’s a no-brainer.

      Have a nice day y’all.

      • Sorry RTC, must’ve spelt the cunt’s name wrong when I did the search.

        Your point about ‘god’ causing the Big Bang is clearly racist and Islamophobic. Everyone knows it was Allah. Please report to Conservative Centre Office for compulsory re-education.

      • Sorry CMC, but I assumed Allah (his name be shat upon) IS GOD!

        No offence Mate, but think you need to go for diversity training.

        Next stop Gulag.

        Be seeing you…

      • Now you are using words from the atheistic Soviet Union that banned the word of Allah.

        Don’t you have any decency? At least threaten to send me to the Fire to burn for eternity like any deeply non-violent follower of the Religion of Peace and Universal Brotherhood.

      • If compulsory re-education at Smith Square involves Penny Mordaunt and a cane, I’ll be ther !!
        Half an hour late for my appointment…

  5. Most dentists appear to formulate your bill by closing their eyes and sticking a pin in a phone book!! Cheap they are not….
    my typical visit goes something like this …….

    “ Mr Q does that hurt?”

    Not really = £75.00
    Yes = £175.00+
    Aw fuck= £375.00 +

    TBH I’ve got a decent dentist who’s very light in the mouth unfortunately heavy in the pocket but rather that than some heavy handed Cunt……

    • Fucking robbing Cunts those dentists.They learnt their robbing ways with Waterloo Teeth 200 years ago,sending their scavengers to the battlefields to yank the teeth out of the dead soldiers then flog them to rich CUNTS. Most folk have crap teeth so yank the fucking lot out at 20 yrs of age before gum disease sets in,then screw in teeth or dentures…wayhayyy no more dental pain and having the same teeth filled over and over again. Put those mouth butcher’s on the back burner…CUNTS!

  6. I recently had a fella that we call “The Tooth Fairy” come to do one of the horse’s teeth a couple of weeks ago. An extraction and cleaning all for £70. Only took him half an hour or so. No painkiller and yet the horse never flinched. I plan to ask the horse dentist to take my next tooth out,he seemed far more competent than that Cunt that took mine. Cunt obviously learned his craft watching Marathon Man.

    Fuck them.

    • It sounded like your dentistry experience was like something out of a CIA black site interrogation and you had the pleasure of being billed for it.

    • What ho Mr Fiddler my mate is an equine fang fiddler and he gets called tooth fairy, furthervest thing from a fairy youve ever seen big ugly northern git he is, name of Colin not yours is he?

      • Afternoon, Civvy. Mine’s a little Irish fella,ex-jockey called Noel. I’ve seen some people who were good with horses over the years,but I’ve never seen anyone who could get the trust of a horse so well. Really quiet and calm with them. Even the real pigs seem to be happy to let him ratch on.

      • First time i met Colin he roped me into holding a big army black remount name of Hightide, the bugger nearly did for the pair of us, 30mins later job done, 5 mins after that bloody COH said it wasn’t to be done as was going back to Melton.

  7. True story, my friends wife grabbed the dentists balls while he was about to dig into her mouth. She said to him ‘we are not going to hurt each-other, are we?’.
    She’s a crazy bitch.

  9. Dentists, dentistry, and teeth in general are all cunts. Being of solid British stock I have drawn the short straw for gob genetics but refuse to go get a Hollywood smile, which is fine because being a cunt I don’t smile all that much.

    Oh and fuck Colgate. Taking up an entire aisle at the supermarket with 700 varieties of the same minty goo. The hell is that about!

    • Fortunately now struck off. Strangely seemed to be in denial about his dubious hygiene standards and that ithe hearing (which he could not be bothered to attend) was almost insulting.

  11. Ten people in hospital after shooting in Manchester following a “Caribbean festival.”
    Sadly, no cunt appears to be dead.

  13. Haven’t been to one in years. Went to one who claimed I needed a filling. The tooth was fine before and now I can’t eat anything hard on that side of my mouth. I suspect it was unnecessary work just to get some money out of me. That was about 10 years ago and oddly enough, I’ve nothing else wrong with my teeth.

  14. Why wife and I signed up to Denplan some years ago. We each pay around £15 a month.

    Entitled us to twice a year check up and hygienist appointments and includes any routine fillings etc.

    Remember some pretty hirrendous moments back in the 1960’s (with my dentist Me Snipper, particularly two injections in the roof of my mouth and blood trickling into my throat when extracting four teeth which hurt like hell), but recent experiences (last 25 years or so have so far been thankfully uneventful and relatively painless.

  15. A couple of years ago I was undergoing some dentistry here costing about £800. After first stage (£120) I went to South Africa on a drinking expedition. I developed a painful abcess there and had to have treatment in Capetown. Antibiotics and the completion of said treatment cost about £150. The Saffa dentist wasn’t exactly on the breadline either. So, I agree with the proposition above. UK dentists are robbing cunts.

  16. Staggering and disturbing nomination Mr Fiddler… you have my deepest sympathy. Perhaps your unhappy experience was payment for some peccadillo enacted in a past life…?

    I’ve clearly lived a charmed life when it comes to dentists. The one I had as a child (white middle-aged male) was a bit of a Painless Parker, but my present dentist (also white middle-aged male) cannot be faulted.

    Regrettably no-one else to blame but me for what’s left of the old pegs.

  17. The most pointless question you can ask your dentist is probably “ is it gonna be painful?” It’s the equivalent of asking your local drug dealer “ is this good stuff?”
    Neither will tell you the truth…..😂

  18. What really boils my piss is the increasing tendency of dentists to refer to themselves as Doctors.

    The only people (and, for the avoidance of doubt, I include quacks in this) entitled to use ‘Doctor’ as a title are those who have a Doctorate, such as a PhD, LLD or MD*. All other users of that title are no more than a fucking stuck-up impostors who wrongly believes themselves to be a cut above the rest. The cunts.

    *The degrees awarded to both medical and dental students in the UK are Bachelor’s degrees (MBChB and BDS respectively) and do not confer upon the holders the right to use ‘Doctor’ as a title. It is possible to study for doctorates in these disciplines in the UK but only on a postgraduate basis.

    There, finally got that off my chest.

  19. I’ve never understood why NHS dental treatment is so expensive. A regular free check-up could prevent any number of problems arising in the future and would encourage people to attend.
    I decided to have a couple of implants which were going to cost over £2000 each. That was fair enough because the reason was cosmetic, however the first implant failed and had to be taken out and replaced. I wasn’t going to go through all that again so I still have a gap. But at my age it isn’t going to affect my modelling career so fuck it.

  20. After years of acid reflux ive no teeth left in back of my head so dentist has half as many chances to bill me for exciting ways to spend my loot. Im like those buildings where the fronts left up and the backs knocked down

  21. Never go to a Swiss dentist.

    I had to get a crown done when living there (an accident with some Swiss “Fruit & Nut”…)
    I had to extend the mortgage on our flat. No kidding.
    Used to know a local guy who’d go to a four-star hotel in S America, 1/2 board, German-qualified dentist and…access to a troupe of “health-certified” dancing girls for ten days, and he STILL had change out of what the equivalent Swiss dental work would have cost him.
    Even his missus was ok with it.

      • Oh, I wish…
        Sadly, left Switzerland in 2013.
        Thankfully, in Cardiff, was lucky to find an NHS dentist, and it’s all been painless as far as gob and wallet are concerned.

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