Dead Pool (108)

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Congratulations to WhatsTheFuckingPoint for correctly predicting that his neighbour’s cat William who was run over by a cunt in an Audi yesterday would be the next to die, sadly passing away at the vet in the early hours of the morning.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. A NEW RULE :
It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool (108)”

  1. Buzz Aldrin
    Keith Richards
    James Randi
    Virginia McKenna
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  2. Livvie Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Kenneth Cope
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Jan Michael Vincent

  4. Uh oh looks like the mods are taking LSD again come on a fucking cat not even a celebrity cat. A cat now one besides WhatsTheFuckingPoint has bloody heard of… Oh right William the cat everybody knows him… FUCK right off!

    “3. A NEW RULE :It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!”
    New rule, new rule!! wtf that was always a rule even if it was a unwritten one

    • Smell something fucking fishy and for once it’s not me gamekeeper’s daughter. A bit orf “Home Cookin’ as they say in the Deep South (Louisiana not Lewisham). “New rule, new rule”, has The Pool been taken over by the ghost orf Brucie Forsyth?
      Only tolerate “The Fix” if YT is in orn it. You have me email.
      What a cunt.

    • That’s what I thought. Shaun doesn’t seem to think so and he’s the one running it.
      Going way back that actually was a written rule when I was running things.

      I couldn’t care less frankly but you should direct your comments at Shaun if you’re not happy. I’ve received a couple of emails from regulars moaning about the obscure wins but I can only reiterate that it’s fuck all to do with me these days.

      Personally I feel it devalues it a bit but it’s supposed to be a bit of fun.if you’re pissed off with it then don’t join in.

      And as someone said, wasn’t the cat thing a puss take?…
      (Geddit?? Puss. Piss. 😀😊😁😂)

      • I for one will not pick obscure picks anymore.I won’t police everyone else though.Am far too busy.I didn’t do the cat post but wish I could take credit haha!

  5. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    Replacing George Lucas with WhatsTheFuckingPoint

    Oh wait can’t do that because its a new fucking rule right?! congratulations WhatsTheFuckingPoint for winning the deadpool you cunt

  6. Fuck me Yours Truly demands that The Pool be restricted to human (or near) cunts.whose croaking is reported in the media. Deeply saddened that a puss cat should be steamrollered (allegedly) but this could set orf a slaughter orf neighbours pet puppies, budgies, rats, goldfish, reptiles and molluscs ect ect. And where is the proof orf croaking? Indeed orf age? That could have been the World’s Oldest Feline and therefore ineligible. Taking the piss.
    Bugger me I object, I object, I object.

    Were Yours Truly a paranoid old cunt rather than a soft hearted old gentleman orn Hard Times (pity you cunts do not do Facebook then you could contribute to me Charity Fundraiser – only reason why YT is orn it) he would believe that this is a dirty trick to steal his old noms orf orf him. I fact he does you bastard cunts. Christ and shite here we go agin’ but very much under objection.

    Doris Day
    Rhonda Fleming
    Jim Dale
    Roy Hattersley
    Yorrick the Flea (lives in me short’n curlies – reckon on a winner with him, not gonna live long. Try not to hurt meself when I drive over him.)

    • As to the new fucking rule which should have kicked in before and not after this blatant farrago, when he croaks Yorrick will make head-line news as will YT. See you in the meeja. Cunts. We are very much displeased. .

      • Did you eat your hare, Dick Fiddler? How did you cook it? Braised with carrots and onions?

      • It’ll need to hang a few days yet,Ladytwat. Then into the Aga for a few hours with carrot,onion,garlic,thyme and red wine. Plenty of bread for mopping purposes.

        The dogs and I are really looking forward to it, I must admit.

  7. Earl Cameron
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Jill Gascoigne
    Terry Jones
    Sonny Barger. (Scruffy Mick Jagger punching Hells Angel cunt)

    • Barger was/is a proper cunt and an immense bullshitter… The greasy pikey scum claimed to have a gun in Keith Richards’ back throughout Altamont and that he told Keef to ‘play like a motherfucker’… Lying and self mythologising fucking cunt…

  8. I want you to know that I am offended by the result of Dead Pool 107 and I think if we held a referendum then a different result would be a definite possibility.

    • Fucking Liberty Allan or what we call doine me neck orf the woods a Ringer in the Race. All you need is a scuzzy business man to donate a mill and you’ll be orn your way or rather I’ll be orn my way if I can get me mitts orn it.

  10. Bastard me Doris purloined as well. Do you cunts not consider the pain visited upon a pool manky old cunt like Yours Truly when he is constantly forced to check orf every name orf a rapidly growing list that contains most orf his previous naps? Me blood pressure. You all enjoy me rage and misery doncha? Goading me and tormenting me. I’ll ‘ave yer you cunts, one fine day I’ll fucking ‘ave yer. Fucking Liberty.

    Fare thee well my sweet Doris, until the next time. I’ll have instead

    Con Clusky
    And instead orf Yorrick The Flea
    Dec Clusky

    The Batchelor Boys

  13. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  14. Paul McCartney
    Graham Norton
    Honor Blackman
    Lee Morris (Mrs Ex a proper Cunt)
    Jimmy Tarbuck

    • It was funny but I can think of much funnier things.Like the time at school when I snuck in blow up dolls and deflated them in the middle of maths for my friends 16th or when my Grandad had to be moved hospital wards as Camilla was visiting and he was shouting “Queen Chlamydia the dirty old homewrecking slag” oh and my neighbour being chucked out the pub Xmas party due to faceplanting the pool table after a few too many and shouting “Shove Fucking Christmas up your ducking arse” as he was thrown out the front door.

  16. Funniest post I ever saw on ISAC though is an early entry I found in the archives that just says “Peter Mandelson is a prostate buggering cunt”.I’m not quite so sure why I found it hilarious but have shared that line with friends and family who all agreed it was a funny post and a great line.

      • McCains mum is still alive though and is unclaimed and I have no doubt she is newsworthy if you want to pick her instead.She is reportedly lucid and is aware of her sons condition.

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