Dead Pool (108)

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Congratulations to WhatsTheFuckingPoint for correctly predicting that his neighbour’s cat William who was run over by a cunt in an Audi yesterday would be the next to die, sadly passing away at the vet in the early hours of the morning.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. A NEW RULE :
It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool (108)”

  1. Well done WTFP !

    Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Emma Thompson
    Daniel Barenboim

  2. Poor William. From the look of him, he could have bypassed the vets and gone straight to Jamal’s Kebab Shop.

    Nominations:

    Prince Philip
    Vince Cable
    Kenneth Clarke
    Anna Soubry
    Lord Adonis

  4. Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    ValBisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  5. Cunts. You have forestalled my new strategy of nominating those pets whose pictures are stuck to street furniture in the vain hope that someone can identify the flattened remains and report their inevitable fate to their owners. Also ‘Remy’ from the adjoining garden, whom I will get one day with the spade with which I have to remove his shit from my spring onion bed.

    Tony Blair – more in anger than in hope.
    Cherie Blair – in the interests of wimminz equality
    Rodrigo Duterte
    Mohammedu Buhari
    Oprah Winfrey

    • It’s gonna be up close and personal. Chlorinated cats are an American thing…but I nearly got a ball bearing up its arse with the catapult the other night.

      • I was mystified by some wimminz offering CBT quite openly on the tv, until I understood it was Cognitive Behaviour Therapy. If she’d offered the other, I would have been paper-thin after a few minutes.

  6. Richard Branson
    George Bush Snr
    Lord Heseltine
    Evelyn de Rothschild
    Dick Cheney

  7. I’m calling bollocks on this one. Where is the death certificate or a Certified oath from the vet????

    Clive James
    Doris Day
    Everton Weekes
    Franco Zeferreli
    Vera Lynn

    Get that up ya Freddie. Nicked the whole fuckin’ lot!

    • You get an extra mark for Septic Bladder; in the event of my returning to live in Switzerland, it might go in my favour that I loathe the despicable old mountebank.

  9. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good work, What’sthefuckingpoint.

  12. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

  13. Let’s try a new tactic. Let’s nick all of Shauns 😉

    John McCain
    Leah Bracknell
    Bill Turnbull
    Denise Nickerson
    Chris Wilson (Blues Musician)

    • Cunning stunt
      Shaun will have to put a contract on some other obscure cunts.

  14. I’m going to have to reconsider some of my usual noms.. it seems apparent to me that the more money you have, the less likely you are to die of the kind of cancers that the likes of you or I would usually be given a pack of pills, a pat on the head and told not book any holidays for next year.

  15. Herman Wouk
    Neil Simon
    Sterling Moss
    Jimmy Greaves
    Jimmy Carter

    But this post was satire wasn’t it?

  17. It will be Shaun that ran the fucker over.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Next door’s rabbit
    Any cat that strays into my back garden
    Mugabe

  20. Anyone checked what make of car WTFP drives?

    Caroline Lucarse
    Yasmin Alibi Brown
    Polly Toynbee
    Paddy Pantsdown
    Cliff Richards

    • Am surprised the krauts aren’t up to their old tricks of using carbon monoxide or Zyklon B.

  24. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Levi Belfield
    Charles Salvador Bronson

  25. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham – former WWE Champion
    Harley Race – 8 time NWA Heavyweight Champion
    Pedro Morales – former WWE Champion
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
    Bret Hart – given all the other Hart Foundation members are all gone now, why not?

  28. Lily Allen
    Gina Miller
    Sadiq Khan
    Diane Abbott
    Jean Claude Junker

    More of a wish list than an actual stab at winning.

    • Christ, some spineless cunt has nicked my Neil Simon again.

      Change to next door neighbour’s hydrangea.

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