Yes those retarded, snivelling, earing-wearing ,tattoo infested, “Dont mess wid me and me Possee” fuck faced CUNTS who drive around with Da Muzak blaring out of their “Da best Souped up stereo system “,creating mini earthquakes wherever they pass,giving dirty “Wotcha looking at Bruv” looks to anyone unlucky enough to cross their path.
And the fucking muzak always sounds exactly the same-Boom da Boom,Boom da Boom,Boom da Boom,Boom da Boom with no discernible tune or melody to speak of. Im not a violent man(as long as I take my medication) but Id like to hire or steal a Challenger tank for just one day and drive around London giving these CUNTS summat real loud to listen to as I roll over their VW Golfs and let go a few missiles.CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS
Nominated by CuntsR-Us
Another hot sticky night making it fucking terrible to try to sleep but made worse by every cunt in a car playing *music* which is so loud it shudders through the cheap metal of their cars into my ears. If it is not fartarse Abdul with his Middle East pop it is pink haired old cunts with Rod fucking Stewart warbling some love song. Even the pedestrians join in the act – they might not have a car but they have got a fucking mobile phone and a mouth as big as an elephants arse and they bellow down the fucking thing at all hours of the day and night – at 3 a.m. this morning some Chinese wanker so fucking high-pitched only the dogs could have heard what he was shouting about. Sartre was right hell is other people, especially when they can afford crap electronics.
Nominated by W.C.Boggs
Another bunch of desperate attention seekers.
Still, it’s better than being Eddie fucking Izzard I suppose.
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True – nothing is worse than being Eddie fuckin Izzard, but at least, thank the pothead pixies, there’s only one of that cunt. These aural terrorists on the other hand are fucking EVERYWHERE!
Pound for pound I think they might just outweigh Izzard… but only just.
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These cunts are only beaten by certain types of yoof who strut around holding their phone in front of them as they walk or use public transport, blaring their shit music out for all to hear. I mean when the fuck did earphones go out of fashion? Also, headphone wearing twats are well known for looking like tossers, but at least they spare us the trauma of listening to their unintelligible music choices. Probably just another example of the attention seeking, ‘look at me’ personality of today’s snowflake cunt millienials. Fucking arseholes, one and all.
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Snowflakes without a doubt. With wind chimes hanging out of their arses.
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To me……..
To me…….
TO ME !!……….
No more to you, Barry Chuckle has snuffed it, Dead Pool ?
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Haw haw haw – that made me chuckle Jack!
Good morning.
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Good morning RTC. Another pleasant day in prospect.
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I’ve seen him nominated before but if nobody’s got him i’ll have the cunt. I’m desperate………come on, let me win you bastards.
Pleeeeeeease.
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Tribal , Ritual and Sacrificial chant type music amplified through the boot really gets my goat! And the white cunts are the worst. ! If that is the type of shite that now appeals to the white indigenous population of this once great country, then ffs sake let war commence and our death be swift!
All future massed produced cars MUST be soundproofed.!
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After a hard day working at Lydl with a whole salad of East European colleagues, these unsophisticated Cro-Magnon, dull-eyed mouth-breathers are racing home to watch Love Island. They are often stuffing themselves with fast food whilst driving their rusty chariot. Perhaps even delivering it. They’re to be shelved on the same level as motorcyclists who rev like the roar of a tortured cat. It’s almost as if they’re compensating for an inadequacy.
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Those will be mainly offroad-type twostrokes, I think. Unfortunately it is necessary to rev them because they stall when idling. Add Harley riders to that division of cuntitude as well. Sounding like 1/12 of a DC-3 at takeoff is apparently mandatory.
And me, when overtaking the local peleton of lycroids.
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You chaps are correct.
It’s a ‘look at me’ issue.
You don’t see those of a pensionable age driving around, windows down, with “The Archers” at full volume….
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Now that really would be AURAL TERRORISM!
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Do these desiccated turds not know how juvenile they appear to the rest of society? And it’s always such garbage music… lots of yee yee yee and domp-domp-domp. Have they even heard music with a time signature other than 4/4?
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As a cunt who owns a very rapid little Italian motor, I was surprised to find a subwoofer in the boot where the spare tyre should be.
I bought the car brand new, straight from the dealer and qustioned why I have something useless in place of something useful. Reverse parking sensors or photochromatic mirrors would have been preferable.
Anyhoo, Fleetwood mac and Ludovico Einaudi sound devine. But I don’t subject others to my music tastes.
That is just cuntish.
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What have you cunters been drinking lately? I personally haven’t had a drop for a few months now but with all this fucking mint my mum has been growing, I think some mint juleps are in order…
So bourbon it is then maybe i’ll get a few ales and some red wine too
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Try some of the German wheat beers, T.S. I got a crate of different ones,and they really are quite good. Follow up with a bottle of Bulls Blood,can’t go wrong with that.
I’m off the spirits at the minute since an overindulgence of gin in my Dog’s Nose. Fuck me, it’s a while since I’ve felt that bad…of course, Bushills is still acceptable on my spirit free fortnight. It’s medicinal.
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Gin & Tonic. Good gin, good tonic, fresh lime, and enough ice to sink the Titanic.
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Chilean white Sauvignon – my connoisseur’s take on this being that it tastes nice and gets me pissed. Also IPA and dryhopped lager (pretentious cunt? I think not. It tastes nice and gets me pissed)
Tried German wheat beer, nice in small doses but miss the malt and hops.
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Hey TS –
Mint you say? Only one thing for it my lad, make yourself a pitcher of mojito. Tasty, refreshing and very alcoholic. Let’s just say it gets the job done.
Me? Well, I’ve had a couple of beers this week. A couple of favourites are Moretti and Kronenbourg 1664. As for wine, I spent a tidy sum this week on a box (12 bottles) of my absolute favourite wine ever – Clos Henri Petit Clos Sauvignon Blanc. It’s a New Zealand white wine and is frickin’ awesome. Unfortunately, Mrs Yank likes it too. I wish she’d stick to her Pino Grigio bollocks.
Cheers – IY.
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Aldi have a couple of decent Hungarian wines in – a white called “Zo”, their equivavalent of Austrian Gruener Veltliner, and a red caled “Ti Ti”, which is Egri Bikaver – Eger Bull’s Blood.
I like Guinness in cans, but it only seems to be Morrison’s who have the “ordinary” (as opposed to “gas-turbo-propelled”) cans.
Navy gin, angostura, chunk of lime and lots of ice.
And an endless supply of Aldi or Tesco fizzy water (17p per 2 litres). Kept in fridge, it’s at least very cold and wet, need to keep hydrated.
Creme de Cassis poured over ice-cream (Sainsbury’s MIGHT have some Gabriel Boudier left, on special for £7-50.), and Cointreau poured over tinned grapefruit segments. Remember the latter from B&B breakfasts on holidays with parents in 60s/70s, although sadly not with Cointreau.
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I’ve nominated that little cunt consistently over the past months, and then I go and forget to post on the last Dead Pool. Fuck sake.
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I love the bollocks these sad cunts are induced to buy buy canny marketers. In particular the very large capacitor with integral digital voltmeter to show the state of charge….just a minute while I get up after r’ing of (pmsl)…
Cunt: Look at the new capacitor wot I got for my system! Look, it says 14.2 !
Non cunt: Oh, yes. Your battery seems to be charging ok…
I always console myself that the tinnitus they will suffer in later years due to the decibels they inflict on themselves now will be incurable and that hearing aids will be useless. Agreed: noisy witless cunts well deserving of a place in cunt hell.
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‘by’ canny marketers. Echolalic cunt.
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