Big Dick Energy

I would like to nominate Big Dick Energy and its proponents for a full on cunting.. I’d never heard of this until the other day. Apparently it was started by the cunt known as Ariana Grande in a tweet about her boyfriend. It is described as “confidence without cockiness. It is never misplaced and cannot be simulated. It is the sexual equivalent of writing a cheque for ten grand knowing you’ve got it in the bank account.” If this weren’t baffling and bullshitty enough it reaches higher peaks of hilarity by stating that men with BDE include uber cunts such as Idris Elba, Chris Evans ( stop laughing at the back ), and Harry Styles amongst others. If you’re still following this lunacy it gets even better, it would seem that you don’t need a big dick to have BDE, in fact you don’t need a dick at all ! Ah ha !! Now we get to the nub of it, Wiminz are as likely, nay entitled to be brimming with BDE, famous cunts with cunts who fall into this catagory include Rihanna, Serena Williams and Cate Blanchett, who are all spurting great jets of the stuff 24hrs a day. Have you ever heard such bollocks ? This is nothing more than 21st. century, entitled, Wiminz penis envy, inclusivity horseshit.

Please let there be another war soon. Only mass bloodletting can stop this spiral into madness.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

20 thoughts on “Big Dick Energy

  1. That girl appears to be wearing something that’s elasticated round her thighs.
    Is she nude underneath ? Is she an AB of some sort ? Is she inco, and Superdry doesn’t work ?
    I think we should be told.

    All told, another enormous heap of wank from the Twatterati and Face-achers.

  2. “Cressida Dick Energy”…

    Answers on the back of a postcard to Al-BBCeera, Woody Lane, London W

  3. The significant part of this whore’s philosophy is the bit about writing a cheque knowing you’ve got the cash in the bank.
    Forget about every other facet of somebody’s persona or physical attributes all that matters is money.
    Hardly original and exactly what you would expect a manufactured pop culture money making machine to come out with. Dozy up her own arse little tart.

  4. Have you seen the fucking size of Serena the silverback? She definitely has a massive dick under that skirt.

  5. It takes a lot more “Big Dick Energy” or self-confidence,as most people would call it,to write a cheque for £10k knowing that you haven’t got it in the bank.
    These “celebrities” really do believe that they’re a different,and improved,breed to everyone else. I wonder just how cocky this manufactured tart’ll be when old Big Dick has given her a hammering or two,got her on drugs and stolen her money? Although,to be fair to her,she seems to have recovered remarkably well from the trauma of having to trample maimed and dying children under her stilettos as she raced to make her getaway back to her jet after her concert was bombed.
    I can however agree with her assertion that Serena Williams has Big Dick Energy…..probably because she’s also got a Big Dick the size of an elephant’s trunk.

    Wouldn’t Fuck her.

  6. Big Dick Energy is more like what she would wipe off her face every few weeks after paying all the cunts its take to get the brainless slut as far as she has so far. After its been plowed in her arse.

  7. This ariana grande cunt is the most talentless bitch in the business how does she sell records?! baffling this is her latest single “god is a woman” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHLHSlExFis Am I the only one who thinks shes using auto tune what a fucking horrible singing voice if not

    This dumb slut called god a woman! you gonna take that god?! Strike this bitch down where she stands

  8. Big dick energy is renewable of course so may replace land based wind farms in government energy policies in the future.
    Tell you what fellow cunters Absinth is the hounds bollocks never realised I could get pissed so quickly.

    • You’re a braver man than me, BB. I tried it once and that was enough for me. I couldn’t even stomach the muck long enough to get pissed.

      Good Luck.

  9. I’ve had cups of tea deeper than this “star” and her ilk.

    A woman basking in the ancillary fame of being the one on stage during the Manchester bombing. Milking it? Only like herd of 250 Friesians or so!

    I pity the fucker who gets lumbered with it for life, I mean what will you talk about for 40yrs after the first 2mins dries up her conversation repertoire!

    “I’m a pop star!”
    “I was on stage during the Manchester bomb!”

    “I’m a pop star!”
    “I was on stage during the Manchester bomb!”

    “I’m a pop star!”
    “I was on stage during the Manchester bomb!”

    Etc.

  10. I can understand this, as the women you mention are some of the biggest cocks on the planet.

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