Morris dancers.
It’s Most probably been done before but Morris dancers I hate with a passion. What do they think they look like jumping up and down tapping sticks the cunts. I was late getting somewhere so took a shortcut through a little village with one pub and what happens , they shut the road for 10 minutes so these cunts could show how good they was, if it wasn’t for the fact dried blood is hard to get of your motor when it’s dry I would have done the cunts, oh calm down.
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Sad they may be, but this is one cunting I cannot get in board with. At a time when our once great country is sold out by quislings and bombarded with assorted filth both brown and black (and swarthy off-white), we need olde English traditions more than ever. Can you imagine cheese rolling (for example) in any other country? Of course not.
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Won’t be long before snowflakes and militant darkies cotton on to this and label it ‘racist’. Their white get up will be replaced by a burqa and the sticks will become machetes. The cheese rind will probably be made black to satisfy these cunts as well.
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They might have some probs labelling it as Waaaayciist…
It has been suggested that Morris is a corruption of “Moorish”.
Sorry about that.
Female dancers might be quite “moreish”, but in reality I suspect they’d all be a load of De Brunneresque rug-munchers, waving used jam-rags around at the end of a stick.
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Morris dancing looks like some medieval LGBGT homo erotic prelude to fudge pumping.
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They’re a bunch of shameless LGBTQXYZ appeasers imho. And the cunts who black up are BAME appeasers.
This country is now an appeasers paradise.
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It’s just so embarrassing. The costumes are embarrassing, the dance moves are embarrassing. Can’t they see that?
There are all sorts of cunts in this world, but ask yourself: what sort of cunt would dress up like that with bells on the ankles and an old lump of wood in their hand, then pile into a car to go to a pub full of strangers and BE EXCITED AT THE PROSPECT?
Where is self-respect? Well, there isn’t any. These must be the same cunts that wear matching sweaters, read the Daily Mail, have membership of the National Trust and never, ever use the word cunt.
Oh, and they volunteer at polling booths.
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I tend to agree with Thomas the Cunt Engine on this one. However gut wrenchingly, slide under the table, peep from behind your hands embarrassing this is it must be preserved. The cost if we don’t is total loss of identity as a country. Better off looking like a cunt every so often than existing as one in a vacuous defeated nation.
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And this post better fucking stay on!👊🏻
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I am with Thomas and Kendo on this one. Morris Dancers may look like freaks, but they are a British tradition and part of our fast eroding identity.
I say they should be given protected status, but I suspect there will be some officious objection to the idea.
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Their are some traditions Paul that should have been abolished and These fairies mincing around the village is one of them. It should be replaced with more masculine pursuits. National dogging day in a back street car park would be more pleasing and culturally enriching. The fuzzy haired types and Peacefuls would probably love it. After all we have to be seen as inclusive don’t we ?
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Dogging with goats…
However you look at it, could be most entertaining.
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Fucking right. One old tradition was the local annual fair. You saved up your pocket money for weeks and looked forward to it. Well at Easter I saw a poster for the fair and they were charging SIX FUCKING QUID to get in! Do what?
Yeah the fucking council had fenced off a part of the park, which i’ve already paid for, and want to charge me 6 fucking quid before some pikey cunts start ripping me off for toffee apples and candy floss ( do they still sell that shit ?)
Yeah, just fuck off. Everything is just a rip off these days so we stay home and watch mindless shit like Bake off and Slag Island and swallow the fake news. Which reminds me, I ain’t swallowing this Thai caveboys bullshit. If it took them an hour to get in how does it take them 3 fucking months to get out? It all stinks of “send us some money” you weeping soft as shit snowflakes to me. Fuck em, they ain’t getting a penny out of me the cunts.
Yeah, bring on the Morris dancers……..as long as it’s free! If they want money they can kiss my tight arse.
Cunts.
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Agree with Thomas.
Yes it is bizzare but it is British!
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They are insufferable cunts but they do like their ale. I would be inclined to give them a pass however, as a few still black up, triggering SJW meltdown which we all enjoy.
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Last year a local authority banned the Morris men from blacking up at the carnival where they had carried on this tradition for as long as anyone can remember. The virtue signalling council claimed they’d received complaints, cunts.
How long before old pub names like The Saracens Head and The Turks Head are banned ?
Bring on the Morris men.
Good morning.
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Yeah Morris Dancing is British eccentricity at its finest like cheese rolling, conkers, lawnmower racing, bog snorkeling, tiddlywinks, shove hapenny and all a really good excuse to fall into a pub afterwards.
Fucking EU traditions bullfighting, snail eating, bratwurst swallowing.
No contest
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You forgot:
Annexing the Sudetenland… throwing food at each other in the street… wearing lederhosen… whipping women with willow branches… making the trains run on time… watching the grass grow (Finland)… invading Poland… wife carrying… force feeding geese… throwing buckets of cold water over women… Morris dancing wins hands down!
Suggested new English traditions:
1. Punching Michelle Barnier very hard in the face.
2. Stealing Eddie Izzard’s hat and kicking him in the nads.
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You are assuming Izzard still has nads. Presumptuous don’t you think?
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Fair cop Cuntbubble… but he does, doesn’t he? The cunt’s a transvestite not a transexual innit…?
Alright, just kick whatever’s there for fucks sake – till it’s a pulpy red!
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A british traditional dance to ward off evil spirits.
No wonder lefties hate them.
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I do love it when someone nominates something as inconsequential as this. Unreasonable hatreds are hilarious. I know someone who has an irrational and murderous hatred of Richard Stilgoe.
Interesting map…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/07/03/picture-of-the-day-11/
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The UK, free? Tell that to Tommy Robinson…
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Stilgoe is a cunt so what’s irrational about it?
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They’re a fucking national embarrassment. No wonder foreigners think that we’re a bunch of effete Nancy-boys when they see a bunch of grown men gyrating about like some kind of Christopher Biggins tribute act.
The kind of people who do it are well known to me. There’s a bunch of them in my local village,mostly townies who’ve moved out to the sticks. They get together in the pub and make plans for family fun days,village barbeques and other “wacky” ideas. They then congratulate themselves on what a caring,close community they are. They actually once asked me to volunteer my time and machinery to help them in some village scheme. I told them to Fuck Off.
I detest them and their false bonhomie. Although it must be said that they pretty much leave me and a lot of the other old locals alone since we stopped them and their brats using a local unregistered green as some kind of playground. Nobody minded when it was just the odd village game of football,but when the Cunts took it upon themselves to treat it as some public amenity and,as far as I could see,were trying to almost take it over, I put a stop to that.
Morris dancers are the same kind. Stupid wankers who think that they are “wacky” and represent the British countryside. They don’t,all they represent is the height of Fuckwittery,and if I see any of the Cunts, I’ll fell their fucking maypole and drive a tractor over the top of them.
Just because something is a tradition,doesn’t necessarily make it right.
Fuck them.
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Last thing you need; a load of poofs mincing about in ridiculous costumes when you’re late. Women drivers, slow tractors and this old bollocks. Time to invest in a tank.
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Just to add… a tank would also be a wise investment for a more racially pure Britain. Drive down roads in Londonistan, Luton or Bradford full of useless jobless muzzers and other such scum and blast them; knowing you’re protected by a thick armoured shell.
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Hang their welfare cheque in the top of the tanks cannon….
jobs a good un……..
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They must be protected, even if they do look like stupid cunts!
We don’t the PC and the ‘ealth & safety cunts coming round poking their noses in our countryside villages in much the same way as they have done and totally fucked up our larger towns and cities!
These PC and tick-box tickers will be in the village moaning about not enough diversity, not enough darkies, not enough gender benders; and that maypole shit can stop cus it doesn’t meet health & safety blah blah fucking blah.
Old traditions need to be preserved otherwise the likes of Bonfire Night and Remembrance Sunday will be banned because they offending some fucking snowflake!
The Dancers are cunts but they need keeping – and its only 1 day a year.
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Come come Mr Fiddler. Just because they look and act a bit gay doesn’t mean they are. Let’s try and be reasonable here.
Er……..ok, let’s not bother. Fuck the bent cunts!
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If folk want to start banning things start with shit like ramadanadingdong.
Good morning.
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I am with you on that one – a month of crazy eyed motherfuckers driving around with hunger driven aggression once a year is far more disturbing than a twat with bells on prancing around a lump of 8×6 timber.
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They may be insufferable cunts but they are British insufferable cunts. The cunts.
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Good point….now we’ve taken back control we could lock them up if we wanted to.
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Anything ( anyone ) who pisses off the “noo brish” is ok with me!
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Grates at me to say it but Morris Dancers are one of the final bastions of our once great nation. It’ll probably be banned soon because it offends and isn’t inclusive enough for the goat botherers amongst us.
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Each troupe must from now contain:
Eddie Izzard (tick)
Nadia Hussein (double tick)
The bearded trans cunt off Eurovision (tick)
Diane Abbot (double tick)
Some poor west country cunt with bells on his trousers. Blacked up to piss off the others.
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It’s important to keep these traditions alive and personally I quite like watching Morris Dancers over a pint or two.
The earliest known and surviving English written mention of Morris dance is dated to 1448, and records the payment of seven shillings to Morris dancers by the Goldsmiths’ Company in London
The name is first recorded in the mid-15th century as Morisk dance, moreys daunce, morisse daunce, i.e. “Moorish dance”. The term entered English via Flemish mooriske danse. Comparable terms in other languages are German Moriskentanz (also from the 15th century), French morisques, Croatian moreška, and moresco, moresca or morisca in Italy and Spain. The modern spelling Morris-dance first appears in the 17th century
The Fool is an integral part of any side performing dances from the South Midlands. The Fool provides a link between the dancers and the audience: he will entertain and provoke. However, historically he would have been the best dancer in the side and would on occasions be asked to demonstrate his skill by performing a solo jig. There is no specific costume for a Fool; each dresses as he wishes. Often the Fool will carry a short stick with a pigs-bladder attached by a piece of string. This performs a very important function should any man not be putting enough effort into his dancing, or if they do something wrong, it is the Fool’s job to encourage them to do better. What better way than to whack the offender’s head or bottom with a bladder!
Alongside the Fool, there may be a mythical and mysterious Beast! Traditionally, this would have been a Hobbyhorse, but now it is just as likely to be a Dragon or a Unicorn. Be assured all morris Beasts are friendly and just love doing what Beasts do best: tormenting and teasing the audience, especially children.
Not to be confused with Jack in the Green which is part of the traditional May Day celebrations. A mythical creature of the forest represented by branches, flowers and greenery spread over a wicker frame. Also a very nice song my Jethro Tull.
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Yeah, but they’re still cunts!
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Cultural appropriation of Moorish traditions. Racist cunts.
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Cannot see any harm is caused by Morris dancing. If people want to dress up in jingly attire and nance around in a field or country village that is up to them.
It is not particularly anti social and I imagine the participants must derive some sort of pleasure from it.
My highly successful brother in law (net worth in excess of US$250m) used to Morris dance and because he is a nice person never felt the need to belittle him.
Feel that there is an underlying force endeavouring to strip this country of its traditions and values, and it is for this reason feel I cannot agree with this particular nomination.
Sorry Vid.
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I don’t mnd if these daft bastards want to make themselves look stupid, as long as I’m not expected to watch. Morris dancing or any other kind of dancing for that matter. They all look stupid to me, especially those who do it with big grins on their faces, like they’re doing something clever and impressing everyone. Fucking cunts.
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You might want to broaden your horizons by watching naked modern dance clips on youtube. I don’t know much about dance but i know what I like. There are also clips of ladies breastfeeding various animals, although I am not sufficiently perverted to fully appreciate them.
Sorry, forgot to say CUNT!
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Haha, great stuff Cuntflap. A good punt in the shins always sorts the men from the boys. Maybe that little mincer Neymar (or whatever his fucking name is) could give that a go?
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I don’t see any blacks or gender-neutral cockwobblers – this must be banned because they will feel excluded and offended1
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I suppose Morris Dancers are a bit like foxes in respect of people that live in the city have romantic notions of both but living in close proximity is a different story..
Mind you with all the urban foxes making an utter fucking nuisance of themselves nowadays let’s just be grateful these strange country freaks haven’t invaded us as well….
like other country pests farmers should be allowed an annual cull….
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Having recently moved I was pleased to have someone move into the adjacent upstairs flat, I rather hoped that they may have an interest in Gardening and perhaps have a strimmer.
Eventualy the peace was broken my a baby crying and a mother crooning “Dobra sasha, Dobro sasha” (which is going to cause some problems later as my girlfriends dog is called Sasha). so I assumed we had some nice Polish neighbours.
Any way the day came when the olive skined oik covered in tatoos walked out the house followed by a pasty white baluga whale, (I held my judgment smiled and noded as she shouted down the road).
The next day my world crashed around me as a crappy old BMW exhibiting the most diagonal parking I have ever seen pulled up music blaring, but the music, what music, slavic arabic (almost as odd as German country and western) turns out they are from the caucouses (armenian, izbekistan,kazakistan or some such shit) so if you want any cheep smack give us a shout……I am so fucked.
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Sorry to hear that Lord Benny
I wish you the very best of luck however suspect we may hear more from you on this subject as your tolerance is pushed to breaking point.
Have been fortunate enough to have always had great neighbours, so cannot appreciate fully what you are experiencing but as I am impatient and have a relatively short fuse reckon I may suddenly just lose it and fuck the consequences.
One of the reasons I voted to Leave the EU is because of the ignorant Eastern European scum who have flooded these fair shores who have no fucking manners, no fucking respect for those already living here, drive shit box cars very badly (usually pissed, probably with no tax or insurance, with loud crap music blaring), who walk around in gangs, and seemingly seem to feel the need to shout all of the fucking time. After all this is the main method of identification, other than the ridiculous clothes they wear. Cunts.
Wish they would all just fuck back off back to where they came from.
Fuck the EU and Merkel (and our own government) for what they have forced upon the decent people of this country.
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Go to any town centre or high street now and every other (and I mean every fucking other) voice is babbling euromuck at the top of their voices…. There’s not just one or two, or even a dozen… There’s scores of the bastards, Britain has been invaded and not just by peacefuls… And these euro cunts act like there’s no English people there and like they own the fucking place…. And I agree, Willie, I have yet to see one of the cunts with any sense of style, class, or manners… These euroscum will only use the English language when absolutely required (ie: when money is involved or they’re trying to ponce off the state or NHS)… And notice all these ‘EU’ cunts are never French, Dutch, German, Scandinavian, or Spanish? Nah! They are always from some eastern european ex-iron curtain shitheap… I wish that wall in Berlin was still up and that the USSR had never disbanded… I am sick of the cunts…. An infestation of magpies would be better (the bird, not Newcastle fans)….
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Spot on WS!!
Excellent post 👍
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Some people park cars…others merely abandon them; evidently too complex to get within three feet of the kerb.
I like Armenians, they usually despise the Turks – which is fine by me.
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No fan of Morris Dancers myself, but at lest they’re traditionally English and not peacefuls, parking stanleys, gyppo euromuck, snowflake fannies, transbender circus freaks, or even more dervishes from the dark continent… Anything Olde English is very much a rarity these days…. God bless you, Raymond…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc7dmu4G8oc
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People using the word “democratic” who want the “democratic” vote to leave the EU done again?…….Them ‘do the vote until I agree with the outcome’ bastards? As Bugs Bunny would say ‘Nnyeeeeah! Them fucking cunts!’
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Better the morris men than a festival for doolalli or ramadan or any of the other non British ethnic celebrations so beloved of our superior elitist patronising twats of the chattering classes, im a Mail reader and my favourite word is cunt.
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Cunts or not I suspect that in 20 years time it will be a criminal offence for a Morris troupe to perform in public. Although there will be plenty of other “ethnic” traditions to observe by that time. Maybe people will start to get a bit annoyed by all this alien dominance , like, for instance, the French Resistance in WW2… not that I condone attacking German sentries, of course….
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Do they all have to dance to Mike Oldfield’s “In Dulci Dubilo” track?
https://youtu.be/VCvz7uflMIU
I wonder if Chas has a cunt music version?
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Tricky cunting, this one, gents.
On the one hand the Morris dancers are worthy of ridicule and a serious violencing in a pub car park. On the other hand the tradition goes back 100s of years and our many enemies in our parish and the wider world would like to erode and denigrate our culture and tell us we have none. So I reluctantly thumbs down the cunting.
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Same here. It’s fucking silly, but at least it’s ours…
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