Dead Pool [104]

Posted on July 30, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Norman who wins Deadpool 103 by picking prolific character actor Bernard Hepton who has died aged 92.On to Deadpool 104.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun):
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
Spencer P Jones
Chris Wilson (Australian Blues Musician)
Maartin Allcock

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [104]”

Liberal Liquidator on July 30, 2018 at 5:21 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Nobby Stiles
Baroness Trumpington
Henry Kissinger
Honor Blackman

Well played Norman.

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Dioclese on July 30, 2018 at 5:22 pm said:

Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Olivia De Havilland
Dick Van Dyke

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willie stroker on July 30, 2018 at 5:22 pm said:

Brian Murphy
Pete Murray
Dickie Davis
Dennis Norden
David Bellamy

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'Er indoors on July 30, 2018 at 5:22 pm said:

Giscard D’Estaing
Stan Lee
Betty White
George Herbert Walker Bush
Bill Treacher

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Pedantic cunt on July 30, 2018 at 5:23 pm said:

Doris Day
Elvis Costello
Herman Wouk (will he ever go?)
John McCain
Pierre Cardin

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Dick Fiddler on July 30, 2018 at 5:24 pm said:

Thomas Markle
Alan Bennett
Miriam Margolyes
Willie Thorne
Jack Charlton

Good Shot, Norman.

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Chas C Music on July 30, 2018 at 5:26 pm said:

Maintaining the musical theme :

Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Phil Everley
Little Richard
Aretha Franklin
Duane Eddy

Chris Wilson? Ashamed to say I never heard of him. Have to check him out!

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- Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 30, 2018 at 6:02 pm said:
  
  Flamin’ Groovies.
  
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  - TitSlapper on July 31, 2018 at 11:29 am said:
    
    Flamin groovies were a pretty good rock’nrollband but they weren’t australian they are american. Shaun was talking about someone else
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 2, 2018 at 6:54 pm said:
    
    Yeah, realised that immediately after posting! Hoped I’d get away with it…
    
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  - Scumbus on August 9, 2018 at 1:54 am said:
    
    Cunt. I just wanted to say cunt as a single word but the cunts who designed this form insist on 10 characters. For fucks sake.
    
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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 30, 2018 at 5:35 pm said:

Cliff Richards
Madeleine McCann
Tony Blair
Little Stevie Wonder
Camilla Batmanjelly

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Jack The Cunter on July 30, 2018 at 5:37 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field
John Astin

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Paul Maskinback on July 30, 2018 at 5:42 pm said:

Well done Norman, you bloody thief! This was my original nomination.

There is currently consternation in the Maskinback household as a result of this.

Anyhows,

Olivia Neutron Bomb
Frank Windsor
Jan Michael Vincent
Kenneth cope
Dave Prowse

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Gutstick Japseye on July 30, 2018 at 6:14 pm said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Robert Mugabe
Axl Rose

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Big Khunt on July 30, 2018 at 6:15 pm said:

Vivian Campbell
Larry King
Stanislaw Kowalski
Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
Beverley Clearly (the author)

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Cumnock Cunt on July 30, 2018 at 6:20 pm said:

Billy Connelly
Willie Nelson
Pope Benedict
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley

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- Big Khunt on July 30, 2018 at 6:23 pm said:
  
  Fucking hell Cumnock, I had to double check. I seriously thought every one on tourist was already feeding the worms.
  
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  - Big Khunt on July 30, 2018 at 6:30 pm said:
    
    Tourist = Your list. I wish this samsung was fucking dead.
    
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Captain Magnanimous on July 30, 2018 at 6:20 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Diego Maradona

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Dick Byrne on July 30, 2018 at 7:04 pm said:

Joe Conforte
Ethel Kennedy
William Coors
Jackie Stallone
Evelyn Rothschild

Well done Norman!

Presuming that Joe is actually still alive….

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Cumnock Cunt on July 30, 2018 at 7:08 pm said:

Big Khunt – you made me smile Re Samsung !!!!
Appreciate that cause everytime I click on to read ANY news my piss is boiling

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Cumnock Cunt on July 30, 2018 at 7:10 pm said:

I can feel it
Now is my hour !!!!!!!!
I have to win surely

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Thomas the Cunt Engine on July 30, 2018 at 7:24 pm said:

Maggie Philbin
Bernard Cribbins
Rolf Harris
George Takei
George Clooney

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Norman on July 30, 2018 at 7:27 pm said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
Gene Hackman

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OpinionatedCunt on July 30, 2018 at 7:35 pm said:

Nancy Pelosi
Shitlery Clinton
Jeremy Corbyn
John McDonnell
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham

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Freddie the Frog on July 30, 2018 at 7:52 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Franco Zeferreli
Sir Everton Weekes
Clive James
Gina Lollobrigida

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Deploy the Sausage on July 30, 2018 at 8:20 pm said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Bill Cosby
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

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- Deploy the Sausage on July 30, 2018 at 8:24 pm said:
  
  Oi stop stealin my noms you cunts 😭😭😭
  Ok sulu for Bernie ecclestone and treacher for Larry king.
  
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  - Freddie the Frog on July 30, 2018 at 8:44 pm said:
    
    No point in whining Sausageman. That fucker Dioclese regularly steals my Doris Day when everyone knows Doris belongs to me. If she snuffs it while he’s got her I might have to call him a cunt.
    Hang in there Doris!
    
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  - Jack The Cunter on July 30, 2018 at 9:21 pm said:
    
    Cunts are always nicking my Herman Wouk. Live Herman !! Live !! Now is not your time.
    
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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on July 30, 2018 at 8:48 pm said:

Angela Lansbury
Val Bisogio ( Danny from Quincy)
James Earl Jones
Bob Barker
Gary Glitter

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J R Cuntley on July 30, 2018 at 9:01 pm said:

Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Bridget Bardot
Sheila Hancock
Jack Nicholson

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 30, 2018 at 9:31 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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King cunt on July 30, 2018 at 10:15 pm said:

Charles Aznavour
Jommie carter
Donald Sutherland
Jerry Stiller
Bib Hawke

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Black and White Cunt on July 30, 2018 at 10:44 pm said:

What a pile of cunt…two of my nominations that I nicked off Fred West have been nicked of me.

Ric Flair
Gordon Banks
Jimmy Greaves
Stirling Moss
Murray Walker

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- TitSlapper on July 31, 2018 at 11:36 am said:
  
  Theres a old memory haven’t heard from Fred in a long time he hasn’t been on Isacunt for at least a year or so
  
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La Cuntessa Durera on July 31, 2018 at 12:22 am said:

Angie Dickinson
Caroll Baker
Annie Nightingale
Walter Mercado
Jackie Stallone

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Cuntsville on July 31, 2018 at 12:39 am said:

Senator John Mccain
Des Lynam
Des O’connor
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf

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- Admin on July 31, 2018 at 5:29 pm said:
  
  McCain is already taken
  
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HBelindaHubbard on July 31, 2018 at 3:12 am said:

Camilla Parker Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Watson
Emma Thompson
Daniel Barenboim*

*I have been advised that it is deeply sexist not to include a bloke, and the local liebore people said it was grossly unfair not to include a Jew. Apparently there’s been a spot of bother re ant-eye semitism within their “hallowed” ranks. And Dani Boi is a cunt, although NOT the oldest one around.

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