Dead Pool [104]

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Congratulations to Norman who wins Deadpool 103 by picking prolific character actor Bernard Hepton who has died aged 92.On to Deadpool 104.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun):
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
Spencer P Jones
Chris Wilson (Australian Blues Musician)
Maartin Allcock

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [104]”

  1. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Al Leong
    Michael York

    Congrats Norman…

  2. Schhhean Connery (not a real Sir)
    George Cohen (1966)
    Ringo Starr (Not even the best drummer in the Beatles)
    Sir Bobby Charlton
    Sir Cliff Richard

  3. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Keith Richards
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  4. Well done Norman. I thought Hepton was long gone. He was good in All All.

    Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  5. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  7. Cuntgrats Norman well done m8, totally forgot about Hepton its good someone got him

    • Cheers TitSlapper…Always see Hepton as Thomas Cranmer in those Henry VIII TV dramas… They were great (with Keith Michell as Henry), but if they were made now at least two of his wives would be black, one would be a lezza, and one would be transgender… As is the BBC’S wont…

      • He was great in that six wives of henry mini series , you’re right it would be pc gone crazy if they did remade it now.

        Never cared for colditz tho too bland it was hogan heroes without the canned humour and the british voices as german officers made it sound ungenuine my uncle would always call that show coldtitz lol I don’t know why tho

  8. Michael Aspel
    Frank Bough
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Frank Williams ( Dads Army)
    Martin Peters

  11. This is what happens when you don’t go online for a while. Lost my noms

    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Ray Kennedy
    Julie Goodyear
    David McCallum
    Simon Dee

  13. Bastard Hell. Just woke up after new medication and oit orf the world for a few weeks. I need a “going down” button to skip past all me lost cunts you cunts.

    Jim Dale
    Con Clusky
    Dec Clusky
    Fenella Fielding
    Tony Bennett

  14. Harley Race
    Jerry Lawler
    Jim Herd – former WCW president.
    Pedro Morales
    Terry Funk

  15. Bastard Hell! Thought we had unfunny cunt Barry Chuckle but must have been in a previous pool. Just checked the list to get in early for once and all it has done is remind me how many orf me original noms you cowsons have filched. Cunts.

  17. Late mail change please. Based on news just in Can I take Bob Hawke out replaced with Aretha Franklin.

      • Its all in the game PM. It would not be the first time. Norman word was she visited the stairway but had not quite climbed it. Yet. Ill keep my chips on. Maybe shell give it to me, give it to me Ohh,

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