Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted that Spiderman co-creator Steve Ditko would be the next dead dude.He was 90 and was found dead in his house from a suspected heart attack.
On to Dead Pool 101.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Spencer P Jones
John McCain
Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Phil Everley
Little Richard
Duane Eddy
Elvis Costello
0
Vera Lynn
Clive James
Doris Day
Franco Zeferreli
Everton Weekes
0
A C Grayling
Bill Oddie
Vince Cable
Rolf Harris
William Shatner
0
Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Glynis Johns
George H W Bush
Herman Wouk
0
June Brown
Andrew Marr
Bill Turnbull
Henry Kissinger
George Aligaia
0
John Romita Sr
Harley Race
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Cowboy Bill Watts
Michael Hestletine
0
Jimmy Carter
Olivia de Havilland
Betty White
Sterling Moss
Javier Perez de Cuellar
0
Hillary Clinton
Prince Phillip
Nancy Pelosi
Robert Mugabe
Neymar (just because I hate the little cunt)
4
Nice one, PM…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Bernard Hepton
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
0
Don King
Angela Lansbury
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
0
Juan Carlos of Spain
Larry King
Bob Barker
Herman Wouk
Stanislaw Kowalski
0
Herman’s mine. MIne! Mine I say!
1
And Spartans is mine.
1
Bollocks to Wouk, cunts never going to die. Probably outlive me. Switch for David Bellamy – its always nice when your shocked that they are still alive.
2
Thomas Markle
Alan Bennett
Miriam Margolyes
Willie Thorne
Jack Charlton
Good Shot, PMS.
0
All of Stan Lee’s Marvel co-creators are dead now, make of that what you will:
Jack Kirby, Don Heck, Bill Everett, Steve Ditko, Wally Wood.
All gone.
3
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field
Rupert Murdoch
0
John cheese
Ann widcombe
Gary birtles
Trevor MacDonald
Ray reardon
0
Cleese not cheese..
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Alice Cooper
Dawn Sturgess (novichok victim)
0
We’ve got a winner here, Dawn Sturgess has croaked.
0
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Madeleine albright
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
David Warner (actor)
Congrats PMS
0
Gordon Banks
Clives James
Denis Norden
David Van Day
David Hedison
0
John Cleese
Suzi Quatro
Murray Walker
John Motson
Michael Parkinson
0
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
If the good Lord is listening
1
Also known as Shaun
1
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Fuck me Tail Arse Charlie again. Bugger:
Roy Hudd
Rhonda Fleming
Val Kilmer
Jim Dale
Giscard D’Estaing
0
Meredith Grey, Taylor Swifts pussy
50 cent, Oprah Winfreys dog
George, Jim Carreys dog
Harvey, that slag Jordan’s pet
Dame Marcela Contreras, for crimes against humanity.
0
John McCririck
June Whitfield
Nicholas Parsons
James Bolam
Stuart Whitman
0
Andy Garcia
Michelle Rodriguez
Nicko McBrain
Bruce Willis
Laura Dern
0
If I (somehow) cause the death of Michelle Rodriguez, does that count?
0
Sadiq Khan
Sadiq Khan
Sadiq Khan
Oh, and Lilley Allen
3
Perhaps we can get Shaun to nominate him if we ask nicely.
Pretty please Shaun- Sadiq Khan
2
Brian Murphy
Pete Murray
Dickie Davis
Dennis Norden
David Bellamy
0
Bellamy got pinched…
0
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
Yoko Ono
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)
0
Stella Greasy
Dawn Butt-lard
Clare Balding
Polly Toynbee
Sir Cliff Richards
0
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Watson
Emma Thompson
Andrea Byrne
0